Impact Wrestling – November 14, 2013

November 14, 2013
Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, Ohio
Mike Tenay, Tazz
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
the final show on the road before they head back to Orlando which
seems to be the best idea they could have at the moment. We’re also
a week away from the next Clash of the Champions style show called
Turning Point which will likely be a lot of tournament matches and a
few other things thrown in on the side. Tonight’s main event is
Angle vs. Aries in a submission match which isn’t the most
interesting match in the world. Let’s get to it.

open with a recap of Dixie announcing the tournament and Hardy vs.
Sabin in the first match last week.
are Aces and 8’s to open the show with Brooke shaking her hips and
Ray laughing at Tenay for falling for the ruse last week. Ray asks
if the fans know who he is and says this club is about quality. He
doesn’t need to be world champion to be the most talked about guy in
TNA because everyone knows he’s the be all and end all. Ray accepts
the challenge for a match with Anderson at Turning Point but promises
to piledrive him through the stage next week.
brings out Anderson who says that everyone here in Cincinnati is sick
and tired of the Aces and 8’s. Therefore, how about if he beats Ray
next week, Aces and 8’s are done in TNA, never to ride again? Ray
doesn’t see the appeal so he turns it down, so Anderson sweetens the
pot: if he loses, he’s gone for good. That’s cool with him too,
because his wife is pregnant with twins.
is all cool with that but thinks Anderson is crazy for agreeing to
this match. Anderson says that’s right and goes after Ray, only to
be beaten down by Knux and Bischoff. Ray gets a chair but Anderson
kicks him away and cleans house. Anderson says he’s feeling frisky
and wants one of the bikers right now. It looks like it’ll be Knux
after the break.
Anderson vs. Knux
in street clothes, pounds away in the corner to start and scores with
some right hands. Knux comes back with a cross body for two and they
head outside. Anderson is whipped into the steps and apron before
Knux suplexes him back inside. Anderson can’t slam him down and gets
splashed in the corner. A side slam gets two for Knux but after more
slow pounding, Anderson grabs the Mic Check out of nowhere for the
pin at 4:50.
D+. Just a basic warmup match
before next week and there’s nothing wrong with that. The match
showed how basic Knux is though and that’s the problem with Aces and
8’s. Other than Bully, there hasn’t been anyone not named Anderson
worth anything at all. The team has needed to go away for months now
and hopefully that happens next week.
get an Impact365 video from Joseph Park, challenging Daniels to a
singles match tonight.
accepts the challenge in another video where he talks about the
medical benefits of appletinis with Kazarian. Daniels runs into
Roode walking down the hall and t-shirts are schilled.
on Aries vs. Angle for later tonight, focusing on Aries’ submission
Daniels vs. Joseph Park
scores with a quick hiptoss and a right hand to put Daniels down. He
doesn’t fall for a Daniels’ handshake and pulls him into a
clothesline before Christopher scores with some right hands and a
half nelson rollup for two. Park misses an Earthquake splash and
Daniels hooks a chinlock. Joseph fights up with a Samoan drop and a
side slam for two more. Daniels rolls away before Park can try a
middle rope splash but a running splash in the corner connects
instead. The referee yells so Daniels kicks Park low for the pin at
D. Well, this happened. There
really isn’t much else to say about it either and that’s not a good
sign. It’s also very indicative of a major TNA problem: so much of
their stuff feels like filler, but we never get to the shows that
we’re supposed to be filling time until. In theory it’s Turning
Point or Genesis, but Turning Point is mainly tournament matches
which is just filler until we get to the winner of the tournament vs.
AJ. That’s not good when it feels like everything is just filler
until BFG time. In case you couldn’t tell, there wasn’t much to this
promises to beat Anderson next week.
Fernum/Dewey Barnes vs. Ethan Carter III
is now 7-0 after winning on some house shows this weekend. The
jobbers work on the arm to start until Carter takes Barnes’ head off
with a clothesline out of the corner. A snap suplex sets up a belly
to back suplex on Dewey before the tag is off to Fernum for some top
rope dropkicks. Norv gets two off a tornado DDT but Carter hits 1
Percenters on both guys for the double pin at 3:29.
D+. Carter is still working for
me as a character but they need to do more for him soon before he
gets boring. I still think he winds up in the title scene sooner
rather than later and shockingly enough, that doesn’t sound too bad.
He’s definitely playing the character well but he needs a few decent
wins for credibility.
see another AJ in Mexico video, with Styles saying he’s an awesome
freaks out on the production team for letting that video air.
Hardy talks about his injuries in the match last week but saying it’s
just step one to winning the title.
Dixie to proclaim how great she is. Sometimes it feels great to say
how amazing you are, such as when she kicked AJ off the show and
raised the quality of the show. It also proves her point that no one
is irreplaceable. AJ left in her car with her title but in a few
weeks we’ll have a new champion to replace Styles. Dixie talks about
the tournament being all gimmicky and calls out the four people in
the matches next week: Bobby Roode, James Storm, Magnus and Samoa
spun the Wheel of Dixie earlier and it’s Roode vs. Storm in a
bullrope match, with Dixie picking Roode to win. Dixie talks about
Storm not doing anything for her lately, so Storm talks about being a
cowboy and says his catchphrase. On the other hand, Joe vs. Magnus
is going to be falls count anywhere. Joe says the only reason this
tournament is going on is to cover for her inability to sign AJ to a
new deal. Once he runs through the tournament, AJ gets the first
title shot whether it’s here or anywhere else in the world. Magnus
cuts Joe off and says he’ll win, but Dixie says this is all about
finding her one true champion. Nice segment.
beats up Bischoff in the back and handcuffs him to a metal cart.
on Angle’s submission skills.
Kim vs. Hannah Blossom
is the Gail Kim open challenge to anyone from outside of the company.
If Hannah wins, she gets a title shot down the line. Gail kicks her
in the head to start and rams Hannah into a buckle. More kicks put
Blossom down and there’s the Figure Four around the post for good
measure. Hannah makes the jobber comeback but misses a charge and
Eats Defeat for the pin at 3:28.
D. Nothing to see here as usual
with Kim. She’s decent in the ring but I just do not care about her
at all and haven’t in years. It’s another case of something we’ve
seen so many times that there’s no reason to get interested in it at
all. At least we’re getting some fresh Knockouts for the time being
Park comes out again and talks about how he doesn’t know where Abyss
is. All he knows is that Abyss is a future TNA Hall of Famer and
issues an open challenge to Abyss for next week. That should be
carries Bischoff away on his shoulders.
World Title Tournament First Round: Kurt Angle vs. Austin Aries
match. Feeling out process to start with Angle taking it to the mat
and putting on a headscissors. Aries rolls out of the ankle lock but
Kurt bails to the floor to avoid the Last Chancery. Back in and
Aries grabs a quick STF but Angle is in the ropes even faster. Angle
comes back with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker but Roode comes out with a
chair to watch from the stage. Kurt gets distracted, allowing Aries
to dive off the top, only to be caught in a belly to belly. Aries
dropkicks him to the floor and we take a break.
with Aries in control and going after the neck, only to wake Angle up
in the process. Angle rolls some Germans but Aries armdrags Angle
out to the floor. A big top rope ax handle to the floor puts Kurt
down again but Aries hurts his ankle in the process. Aries comes
back in with a missile dropkick but Angle grabs the ankle lock in
midair to take over.
counters by rolling Angle into the corner but Angle catches the
running dropkick in another ankle lock. Austin rolls through again
to send Angle outside but it’s quickly back inside so Aries can hit
the missile dropkick. The corner dropkick sets up the brainbuster
and the Last Chancery but of course Angle doesn’t tap.
lets go of the hold and Angle snaps off another suplex, only to have
Aries get up top. He throws Angle off to block a running suplex but
Aries’ 450 only hits mat and hurts the ankle again. The Angle Slam
is countered twice but Aries misses a charge into the post and Angle
Crossfaces him for the win at 16:45.
B-. I liked the match but it
felt like it was just waiting until we got to the inevitable. That’s
a major problem for so much of TNA’s stuff anymore as you can call
most of what they’re going to do anymore. Aries was trying but it
was a lot of the same stuff we always see from him. Still way better
than anything else tonight though.
drags Bischoff out to piledrive him on the stage to end the show.
C-. The show wasn’t bad
tonight but it’s clear that they’ve only got two stories at the
moment. Luckily for them the stories aren’t bad, but that’s going to
catch up to them in the long run, as it always does. The matches
were rather bad for the most part though with mainly a night of
squashes to set up the big show next week. The main event helped but
Angle winning was somewhat obvious. Again, the show has no soul
though and it’s showing more and more every week.
Anderson b. Knux – Mic Check
Daniels b. Joseph Park – Low blow
Carter III b. Norv Fernum/Dewey Barnes – Double pin after 1
Perfecters to both men
Kim b. Hannah Blossom – Eat Defeat
Angle b. Austin Aries – Crossface
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