Crazy Deadspin Story

Is it wrong that less than five minutes after reading this, I termed this the "Katie Vick of College Football?"

Dude, that story was CRAZY.  They should do that with CM Punk, where he tries to bang some chick he met on Twitter and then it turns out that it's Colt Cabana f------ with him.  That would actually be a storyline that's original for wrestling.  Plus then he could be CATFISH CABANA.  
I await my royalty cheques from WWE.