RAW and Smackdown chewed up, regurgitated, and made palatable in roughly 10 minutes per week.
Not my creation, but I love it as though it were:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_iycHzEC7Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFT3JBMMGVI
Man, I WISH that both shows were that long. Even an hour each would be awesome. I'm digging the new NXT for exactly that reason — it's like the old WCW shows with a slightly more modern presentation. Promo, match, promo, match, main event. Done.