WWE in roughly five minutes

RAW and Smackdown chewed up, regurgitated, and made palatable in roughly 10 minutes per week.

Not my creation, but I love it as though it were:


 Man, I WISH that both shows were that long.  Even an hour each would be awesome.  I'm digging the new NXT for exactly that reason — it's like the old WCW shows with a slightly more modern presentation.  Promo, match, promo, match, main event.  Done.