Date: May 13, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
Time for another filler PPV from the boys in Orlando. The card here
is better than the Victory Road show but it’s definitely a B show at
best. The main event is Roode vs. RVD for the title and we’ll likely get
more developments in the return of Abyss story as well. To be fair
though, that’s one of the most interesting stories they’ve had in
awihle. Let’s get to it.
The opening video is about how Roode is angry about recent events.
Tag Titles: Samoa Joe/Magnus vs. Kazarian/Christopher Daniels
The announcers talk about how awesome Magnus is. He and Daniels start
with the British guy in control. Daniels gets in an elbow in the corner
but a cross body is countered into a suplex in a cool power display.
Off to Joe and Daniels runs away, bringing in Kaz. A big elbow puts Kaz
down and it’s off to Magnus. The champions use some good teamwork to
beat on Kaz but Daniels trips up Magnus to shift control.
Magnus plays Ricky Morton with a British accent. Both challengers
work on him a little bit at a time until it’s chinlock time from
Daniels. Joseph Park is in the audience. Kaz hooks a double chickenwing
but Magnus fights up and hits a shoulder block to escape. There’s the
tag to Joe who cleans house and creates heel miscommunication. Release
Rock Bottom puts Daniels down out of the corner.
Daniels breaks up the champions’ finishing move with a boot to Joe’s
face. A DDT gets two on Joe as does the STO. Magnus gets in a shot to
allow the champions to hit the finishing sequence on Daniels but Kaz
pulls Magnus to the floor. Joe goes for the save and Magnus goes back
in, but the challengers hit a Total Elimination on Magnus for the
surprise pin and the titles at 10:54.
Rating: C. Pretty good opening but the ending was
pretty surprising. I guess there’s a reason to give the titles to
Daniels/Kaz, but the division is still pretty weak given the roster of
tag teams at this point. Joe and Magnus were getting good together and
I’m sure they’ll get a title shot again but odds are on AJ finding a
partner and going after them.
Tenay and Taz plug their social media stuff.
We recap Brooke vs. Gail. In short: Gail is a wrestler, Brooke is a
model who looks good in a bikini but she wants to prove she can fight.
Brooke has three wins in a row over Gail coming into this.
Knockouts Title: Brooke Tessmacher vs. Gail Kim
Gail jumps Brooke to start but Tessmacher tries Eat Defeat twice to
send Gail running to the floor. Gail gets in a kick to the ribs to take
over and follows with a shoulder block to the ribs. The champion hits a
backbreaker and bends Brooke over the knee in a submission hold out of
the same position.
It’s about 99% Kim until Brooke gets a flying forearm to get herself a
breather. A facejam out of the corner puts Gail down and a top rope
elbow gets two. The champion tries a quick Eat Defeat but Brooke hits
one of her own which knocks Gail to the floor. Back inside that gets
two. And then Gail rolls her up with feet on the ropes to retain at
Rating: C-. Not bad here but Tessmacher continues to
be just barely better than your normal terrible women’s wrestler.
Anyone that believes she’s out there because of anything other than how
she looks in her wrestling outfits is delusional. Still though, I’d have
switched the title due to how long Gail has had the title and how stale
her title reign has gotten.
Kaz and Daniels say that AJ got where he is by whistling Dixie. Kaz
and Daniels are where they are because they beat people up. Daniels says
his championship is proof. This is just beginning with AJ and you may
now worship them.
TV Title: D-Von vs. Robbie E vs. Robbie T
Officially it’s a triple threat. D-Von punches T to the floor and
then punches E down. A Rock Bottom gets two on E but T pulls the
champion to the floor. E gets back up and tells T to stand down because
he’s got this. Powerslam gets two for E. D-Von comes back and knocks E
to the floor but T catches him with a shot to the back. Powerslam gets
two as E makes the save. Extra and Terrestrial get in a shoving match,
allowing D-Von to roll up T to retain at 5:40.
Rating: D+. This feud MUST be over now right? It’s
been going on for like four months now and for the life of me I don’t
get why it’s continued this long. Are there really no other people that
can get in on the TV Title hunt? Nothing to see here but hopefully it
ends this feud once and for all.
T teases attacking E post match but they’re ok.
We recap Anderson vs. Hardy. Basically they both wanted to be #1
contender but got in a fight instead. RVD got the shot so these two need
something to do.
Mr. Anderson vs. Jeff Hardy
Feeling out process to start resulting in some armdrags by Hardy into
an armbar. They head to the floor with Jeff in control and Anderson
going into various metal objects. Jeff tries a running attack off the
steps but Anderson moves. Jeff blocks the contact into the railing
though and therefore doesn’t lose control. Back in Anderson kicks him
down but gets caught by a jawbreaker from Jeff.
Jeff tries the slingshot dropkick in the corner but Anderson gets his
own feet up to block it. Clothesline gets two as does a flying armbar.
Hardy rolls to the apron and tries to fight back but gets caught by a
neckbreaker through the ropes for two. Anderson hooks the arm again but
Jeff fights to his feet. Another neckbreaker is countered and Jeff hits a
Mic Check to put both guys down.
Anderson is up first but Jeff meets him with right hands. Hardy loads
up Whisper in the Wind but Anderson moves forward to send Hardy
crashing down. Twist of Fate from Anderson gets two but the Kenton Bomb
misses. The Swanton connects but only for two. In a really strange
ending, Hardy tries his legdrop between Anderson’s legs but Anderson
shoves Hardy’s legs back and rolls him up for the pin, but I was almost
sure Hardy kicked out. Either way it gets the pin at 11:40.
Rating: C-. This was supposed to be a big main event
style match but it didn’t work at all for me. Anderson is just so
uninteresting in the ring and for the life of me I don’t get why he went
over Hardy here. I guess the ending is going to be a selling point
later on as Hardy pretty clearly kicked out and he protested after the
match, but we’ll have to wait for Impact for that.
Aries says he isn’t worried about Ray tonight. He thinks better is better than bigger, and that the bullying stops tonight.
We get a video from the end of Impact where Abyss returned.
Joseph Park is in the crowd and is having a great time. He says he
didn’t see Abyss return on Thursday because he was recovering from Ray
attacking him. Abyss might appear tonight too.
Crimson comes out to brag about beating Morgan on Thursday. He issues an open challenge and here’s who he gets.
Crimson vs. Eric Young
I didn’t hear a bell and it’s time for COMEDY! Eric locks up with the
referee and does Ultimo Dragon’s handstand in the corner. A clothesline
puts Crimson on the floor, although I never heard a bell. Crimson
throws him to the floor to take over and a suplex gets two. There’s the
cravate and Eric gets shoved down. ODB gets in and gets shoved down
which ticks Eric off. And there go his pants. He slams Crimson down and
drops a top rope elbow for no cover. Eric goes to check on ODB but
Crimson shoves him into the wife and Red Sky gets the pin at 4:00.
Rating: D. What does anyone see in either of these
guys? Eric IS NOT FUNNY. He does the same stuff every single week and it
just isn’t funny. Hey look: he can take his pants off and lock up with a
referree. COMEDY! Crimson is the most uninteresting undefeated name
this side of Tatanka as it’s clear they have no idea what they’re doing
Ray says that he doesn’t do Twitter and plugs his MySpace page. He’s too big for Aries to beat too.
We recap Aries vs. Ray, which is victim vs. Bully with the victim fighting back.
Bully Ray vs. Austin Aries
Ray goes into a nearly Memphis level of stalling until Aries jumps
him. Taz uses the time to actually offer some veteran analysis, talking
about how it’s possible for a smaller guy to use leverage moves against
bigger guys like Ray. Aries pounds away on him but gets shoved down. Ray
tries to stomp him but Aries bites the calf to escape. Aries goes up
but a big boot knocks him into the barricade in a cool looking bump.
Oh man Aries has some bad looking bruises on his back which Tazz
calls busted blood vessels. Ray slams him down and puts on a bearhug
before hitting a HARD chop to the chest. Aries pops up and says hit me
again which Ray does. Aries tries to come back but gets chopped down
again. Ray says stay down but Aries comes back with chops. A running
elbow in the corner hits Ray but he comes back with a modified powerbomb
for two. Ray sends him into the ropes and hits a wicked one man 3D but
it only gets two.
Here comes Joseph Park to the front row and Ray comes out to get in
his face. He pulls Park over the railing and into ringside but Aries
takes Ray down with a suicide dive. Back in the ring a missile dropkick
sends Ray into the corner and Aries somehow pulls off the brainbuster
for two. Ray tries a superbomb out of the corner but falls on his face,
allowing Aries to throw on the Last Chancery for the tap at 13:17.
Rating: B. Good match here and it’s good that they
gave Aries the win. There was no need to have Ray get a win here and for
awhile I was thinking they were going to go with him. On a side note,
that one man 3D is a great finisher for Ray as it looks devastating.
Anyway, good win for Aries here but he needs to get rid of that belt
soon. It’s not helping him anymore and it kills the division a little
more every day he has it.
We recap the pictures being revealed on Monday.
AJ says he isn’t here to talk about pictures.
We recap Angle vs. Styles. Angle beat Styles because AJ was
distracted by Daniels and the photos he had and Angle didn’t want to win
that way. This is his rematch.
AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle
Angle is pretty much a tweener now as he doesn’t really have an
allegiance to either side of the spectrum. AJ takes it to the mat which
goes to a standoff. Now Angle takes it to the mat and AJ bails. Angle
has lowered his kneepad and tells AJ to shoot for the leg. AJ outsmarts
him though and kicks Angle in the face as Angle drops down into defense.
Angle hooks a bearhug and tries a suplex but Styles counters into a
Styles Clash attempt which is countered into an ankle lock attempt which
Angle takes over with a headlock which lasts for awhile. Styles comes
out of it and drops a knee. Styles Clash is broken up again and they
head to the floor. AJ counters a suplex by landing on his feet and takes
Angle down with a clothesline. In the ring AJ misses a jumping attack
in the corner and Kurt suplexes him down. AJ fights out of a body vice
but runs into a backbreaker for two.
Off to a chinlock as this match slows way down. AJ gets up and both
guys try cross bodies. Styles speeds things up and hits an AA into a
backbreaker for two. Springboard forearm gets two. Angle blocks the
Clash but gets sent to the floor. AJ hits the springboard forearm to the
floor and both guys are down. Kurt suplexes him from the apron into the
ring for two.
A belly to belly superplex is countered but Angle runs the ropes and
hits the superplex for two. Angle Slam is countered with the Pele and
the Styles Clash gets two. Kurt reverses a German into a release one of
his own to put both guys down. Styles gets a spinning rollup for two but
Kurt pulls off an Angle Slam. That gets two and Kurt is frustrated.
Kurt pushes A+B at the same time and gets two off a Styles Clash. The
moonsault misses and AJ hits his springboard 450 for two. AJ sets for
something else and here are Kaz and Daniels for the interference,
allowing Angle to hit another Slam for two. Ankle and grapvine end this
Rating: B. First and foremost, AJ and Angle had a
good match. No one paying attention should be surprised at this at all.
That being said, I do not want to ever see Christoper Daniels vs. AJ
Styles again. I don’t care what the angle is, I don’t care what new
twist they put on it, I don’t care how it turns out. I’m tired of seeing
it and there’s no reason to put them together anymore. They’ve feuded
on and off for over seven years now and I’m not interested in seeing it
Angle saves Styles from the double beatdown. There’s Slammiversary I’d assume.
Angle’s moonsault at Lockdown against Anderson is the #8 moment in TNA history.
Roode doesn’t feel right because he doesn’t have his belt with him. It’s above the ring and he doesn’t like it.
We recap Roode vs. RVD. RVD won a match to get the title match then won another one to make it a ladder match. That’s about it.
TNA World Title: Rob Van Dam vs. Bobby Roode
Ladder match. The belt looks higher up than it usually is. Van Dam
knocks him to the floor to start and goes for the ladder, but Roode
breaks it up. Van Dam comes back and hits the spinning kick to the back
of Roode on the barricade. Van Dam goes for the ladder again but gets
caught in a DDT for Roode to take over. Rob comes back with a flip dive
to the floor to put Roode down. This is pretty slow paced to start but
it’s not bad.
The ladder gets set up in the corner and Roode goes face first into
it. Now it gets placed on the middle rope and Roode slingshots RVD’s
face into it. Roode’s suplex onto the ladder is blocked and Van Dam
suplexes Roode onto the ladder instead. A Lionsault onto Roode onto the
ladder puts both guys down. Van Dam sends him back first into the ladder
and puts him in Van Terminator position.
Instead he surfboards the chair into the ladder into Roode which puts
Van Dam down as well for some reason. Van Dam gets another ladder and
goes up but Roode knocks him off. Rob bumps into the ladder to knock
Roode off and the ladder hits Roode in the head. I think he’s ok though
as he clotheslines Van Dam down and hits the spinebuster onto the
ladder. Van Dam comes out of nowhere with a monkey flip to send Roode
into the ladder in the corner, followed by Rolling Thunder.
The challenger has a nasty cut and lump on his elbow. Bad elbow and
all he kicks Roode onto a ladder but the Five Star misses Roode and hits
the ladder. Roode goes up and Van Dam tries to pull a Shelton Benjamin
and jump onto the ladder but he misses and ties his leg up in it.
Somehow he manages to climb up to chase Roode, only to get shoved off
and hit his head on the chair from earlier. Roode retains at 15:28.
Rating: C+. This was fine but it was nothing great
at all. I don’t think most people expected RVD to take the title here,
as he was the veteran in this kind of match coming into his own match so
of course he had no chance. The match was entertaining enough for a
B-Show main event, but Van Dam was nothing but a placeholder to be
another guy for Roode to beat.
Overall Rating: B-. This was pretty much what I was
expecting: a decent show where nothing significant happens at all (on
paper at least). That’s what plagued Lockdown (among other things):
nothing changed. TNA has been in the same place for awhile now and
that’s not a good thing. They need to shake things up a little bit, and I
think that’ll happen at Slammiversary. It was an entertaining show but
it’s nothing I’ll remember three days from now.
Kazarian/Christopher Daniels b. Samoa Joe/Magnus – Total Elimination to Magnus
Gail Kim b. Brooke Tessmacher – Rollup with feet on the ropes
D-Von b. Robbie E and Robbie T – Rollup to Robbie T
Mr. Anderson b. Jeff Hardy – Rollup
Crimson b. Eric Young – Red Sky
Austin Aries b. Bully Ray – Last Chancery
Kurt Angle b. AJ Styles – Ankle Lock
Bobby Roode b. Rob Van Dam – Roode pulled down the title
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