SO MUCH FUCKING CRAZY

So I’ve read these reports about Chyna tweeting over 100 times about McMahon raping her and etc…
Does it make me evil that my first thought was “She MUST be hanging out with Billy Jack Haynes right now”?

Oh my GOD, I actually had to go read her Twitter account after you asked that.  Holy shit.  If I might quote…

I am a passionate actress and a scholar with the UN, OAS, US AID I am VIVIDs sexiest celb. Yes, just in principle this man should be shot.  Let Xpac go to jail, let HHH go to jail, Let Vince go to jail. Pay me my money which you know!!! I made you billions! And you have degraded my name, likeness, my reputation, you bully and Murder. I will speak and not stop. How are the great directors, writers supposed to know if I can’t speak! You think Vince I’m scared of what u’ll make me look like? How I’m percieved? Scared of what? A bully a three ring circus act?  I have so much life to catch up on and my injuries and shock of digesting it all takes time. Hitler was scary, I know that’s why u study him I’m scary too Vince. Because I’m gonna tell the truth. And you know it! I don’t wish it on you. I will it on you! And all the people u screw Know your enemy right? Hey be carefull! Don’t slip on a banana peel Vince! And by the way. I am CHYNA, thet’s MY NAME! Oh people are going to hear this story until SOMEONE SAYS. No. So I SAY NO!AND NO MORE! And tell them and you to stay away from the freak drugs of whatever OMG!  I’m tired of fighting. But you send him near me again and i will defend myself, again and then kill him. Would you pay 4 that body bag too?  or just Owen’s.? For your fake belts? For your Billion dollars? HHH was lame before me. I paved the way for all females. Make a move then.

This chick clearly has issues.  Thankfully, my favorite Twitter feed of all-time, @CrankyVince, had the perfect answer to her: LET’S MOVE ON, @ChynaChyna9. HOW ABOUT SOME BACK DECK SEX WITH ALL OF YOUR ORGANS? FUCK YOU.  DON’T BE SO BITTER @CHYNACHYNA9™. YOU AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THOSE SPECIAL TIMES, LIKE WHEN WE WENT AT IT, GROIN TO GROIN IN BALTIMORE.