1997 after I missed posting a review because of a hectic work schedule.
highlights of last week’s interaction between Bret Hart and Shawn
Michaels. Off-air footage of Michaels giving
Bret Sweet Chin Music and Steve Austin rescuing him from a beat down by the
Hart Foundation is shown.
“the King” Lawler are in the booth and they are coming to us from Mobile,
out to be interviewed by Jim Ross.
Austin points out that he doesn’t care about Shawn Michaels, but came to
his aid because the Hart Foundation turned its back to him. Shawn Michaels comes out, dressed like a member of the Village People, and Michaels says he doesn’t care about
Austin either. Michaels runs down his
accomplishments, but Austin is unimpressed and they brawl until WWF officials
hit the ring and separate them. The Hart
Foundation, minus Bret Hart, appears on the Titantron and Owen challenges
Austin and Michaels to a tag team title match against he and the Bulldog on next week’s show. Michaels and Austin
have a fun fight over the microphone and argue over how they’ll face Owen and
the Bulldog with another partner, with Austin pulling out the best line in saying
that he’ll get “someone who’s 75 pounds or 75 years old,” and they brawl some
more. Great mic work from both guys and
they did a great job selling the animosity between their characters.
tell us that the King of the Ring tournament is going to continue tonight, but
Vader will not be facing Crush and there is a surprise for who takes his place.
First Round Match: Hunter Hearst
Helmsley (w/Chyna) defeats Crush (w/The Nation of Domination) after Savio
accidentally crescent kicks Crush at 3:55:
suffered at the hands of Ken Shamrock in their match at In Your House. As a result, Hunter Hearst Helmsley was
plugged in, which was hardly the surprise that viewers were looking forward to. Gerald Brisco says that Helmsley is allowed
back into the tournament because he was informed last week that the only way to
advance in the tournament was by pinfall or submission. This booking of the tournament always puzzled
me. If Helmsley was always supposed to
win, why book him to lose in the first round and then put him back into the
tournament? Despite this being the
Attitude Era, a heel-heel matchup like this was still unusual for the time and
the crowd doesn’t know what to make of it.
Helmsley does a great job bumping for Crush and it easily makes for
Crush’s best match in awhile. In a fun
finish, both guys call for help, but Nation miscommunication costs Crush the match. Rating: *¼
Savio and Crush argue with each other and Faarooq has to run into the ring as a
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Match: Bob “Spark Plugg” Holly defeats Owen
Hart (Intercontinental Champion w/The British Bulldog & Jim Neidhart) with
a small package at 3:33:
Holly because he is fighting in his native Alabama. Lawler makes sure to wreck that, though, by
interviewing two Alabamians who aren’t too bright. Holly’s race car driver gimmick is really out
of place with the Attitude Era, as it is a relic from the WWF Dark Ages. The crowd is hot for the match, since Holly
is the hometown guy, and this match reminds of you of the old NWA title matches
where the champion faced the hometown favorite.
Owen and Holly run through some smooth sequences and Owen goes for the
Sharpshooter, but Holly surprises him with a small package and scores the
upset. Holly brought this match up a
couple of years later on the “Raw is Owen” episode and mentioned how Owen
volunteered to do the job for him in his hometown. Remember the days when the WWF made sure not
to job people out in their hometowns? Rating:
says that it is time to address Paul Bearer and he tells him there are some
events that are better to have never seen the light of day.
the newest Super Soaker by squirting Jim Cornette.
tells Jim Ross that he has found a partner to face Owen Hart and the British
Bulldog next week and that is Ken Shamrock.
Ross’s “shoot” interview with Mankind is shown.
These interviews really changed Mick Foley’s career in the WWF as he was
getting lost in the shuffle of the midcard at the time that these interviews
were done. This interview plays Foley
jumping off of his house doing the Superfly Splash, which is credited with
sparking the backyard wrestling craze.
Foley discusses how he was ostracized as a kid and ate strange things.
viewers that Rob Van Dam can’t come back on RAW because Paul Heyman enacted
legal proceedings after Van Dam appeared on last week’s show and squashed Jeff
defeats Leif Cassidy with a small package at 2:40
jobber for the company for years prior to this.
This can be aptly called a light heavyweight contest, as Cassidy pulls
out a suicide dive and Taylor pulls off a slingshot body press to the arena
floor. Cassidy appears in control of another
match, but when he goes for a suplex-facebuster combination for the second
time, Taylor surprises him with a small package. Cassidy continues his descent into madness
after the match. This was good while it
accidentally walks in on Sable, who is in the midst of changing. Austin says he’s just looking for a tag team
at the arena, having recently upgraded to crutches, and he’s flanked by the
other members of the Hart Foundation.
taste of the WWF recapping events multiple times in the same show, as the
Bret-Shawn interaction from last week’s show is replayed.
in the announce booth to do commentary for hour two of the broadcast.
Foundation comes out and Bret Hart is here to announce his surprise. Bret says that Shawn Michaels is going to
return to action at the King of the Ring and he says that since he’s going to
return at the King of the Ring they might as well have a match. Bret challenges Michaels to a match, where if
he doesn’t beat Michaels in less than ten minutes that he will never wrestle in
the United States again. Michaels
appears on the Titantron and says that Bret couldn’t beat him in an hour at
WrestleMania in 1996, so he’s insane to think he can beat him in ten. Michaels proposes that the Hart Foundation be
present at ringside and each of them be handcuffed to a ring post to ensure
they don’t interfere. Michaels busts out
his infamous “Sunny days” comment, which obviously peeves Owen and the Bulldog,
and Bret accepts the challenge.
Honky Tonk Man) defeats Goldust by disqualification after Goldust hits Honky
Tonk Man with a guitar at 4:00:
Dakota come to the ring, but Dakota doesn’t quite follow the routine on the
microphone she’s supposed to. I guess
that’s to be expected since she’s two years old. Goldust busts out some Dusty Rhodes
mannerisms and moves like the bionic elbow. Goldust intercepts the Honky Tonk Man
when Honky tries to attack him with the guitar and he smashes it over Honky’s head. Somehow,
this gets Goldust disqualified despite Honky not being an active participant in
the match. This match was actually going
to somewhere before that stupid finish. Rating:
1-900-737-4WWF to find out who has been romancing “Psycho” Sid!
Ahmed Johnson about what he thinks about Faarooq playing the race card. Ahmed says he doesn’t appreciate the question
and he says that Faarooq is telling the truth when he says that a black man
hasn’t gotten a shot lately at the title.
Ahmed promises to be the Hank Aaron of the WWF and be the first black
Brawler tells Steve Austin that he should pick him to be his partner. Austin isn’t impressed, tosses the Brawler into
the Raw set, and tells him he’s a big loser.
Austin chooses Harvey Wippleman as a partner instead, which is just
defeats “The Rock” Rocky Maivia with a Dominator at 2:45:
of the Nation of Domination and Maivia dominates much of the action. Maivia hits a beautiful Rock Bottom on
Faarooq and its insane to think that someone had not made him change that to
his finisher yet. Maivia goes for his
flying body press, but Faarooq crotches him and hits his only big move of the
match, his finisher, to win. The Nation
comes into the ring to beat up Maivia after the match, but Faarooq calls off the
dogs to the surprise of everyone. Maivia
looked really good here, arguably better than he had in a while and this match
made him look like a very credible challenger to the main event talent.
Hart Foundation are shown attacking Bob Holly.
WWF Champion The Undertaker who calls out Faarooq for playing the race
card. There’s something about the
Undertaker character talking about race that is really awkward. The Undertaker tells McMahon that it is not
the time to talk about Paul Bearer’s secret.
A bandaged Paul Bearer appears on the Titantron and discusses being at
the Undertaker’s parents burial. The
Undertaker is left speechless for the first time of his career as Bearer threatens
to expose his secret unless the Undertaker comes back to him. The Undertaker says he needs more time, so
Bearer promises to give him seven days to consider his options.
Steve Austin defeats Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart by disqualification when Brian
Pillman interferes at 1:44:
doesn’t take long for Austin to drag him over the announce table and dump him
onto the arena floor. Pillman doesn’t
take kindly to that and he attacks Austin with a crutch and the Hart Foundation
pounds away on Austin until Shawn Michaels makes the save. This makes some sense in storyline terms, but
the WWF really needs to watch out for these run-in finishes at the end of shows
because it is becoming very predictable.
that WWF President Gorilla Monsoon has ordered Austin and Michaels to team up
next week against the Hart Foundation for the tag team titles. Neither Austin or Michaels are happy about it
and they end the show as they started it, by fighting each other as WWF
officials try to separate them.
hilarity for the evening and the show does have some historical context because
of the “Sunny days” comment, which precipitated a real fight between Bret and
Shawn. That fight cancelled their
planned King of the Ring contest, which had to anger the WWF brass since they
were likely banking on a big buyrate for the show. The Undertaker-Bearer storyline remains well
done, but it is being overshadowed by the Bret-Austin-Michaels feud.