–Vince McMahon and Jim Cornette are in the booth and they are live from Stockton, California
–Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler are calling the action and they are now doing tapings in Augusta, Georgia. These tapings were held on February 21.
–Before the next bout, Jim Cornette tells the crowd that Intercontinental Champion Jeff Jarrett has informed him that he has signed a contract to defend his title against Razor Ramon at WrestleMania. However, Cornette says that Ramon will not make it there because he is facing Mantaur in the next bout. Although many did not know it at the time (and as revealed in James Dixon’s book Titan Sinking: The Decline of the WWF in 1995), the booking of Jarrett and Ramon was a big blow for Ramon, who had filmed some vignettes to turn heel and face the Undertaker. Turning Ramon heel would have done wonders for his character and strengthened the heel side of the roster.
–Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler are doing commentary and they are wrapping up the tapings from West Palm Beach, Florida.
–Vince McMahon and Jim Cornette are in the booth and they are taped from Macon, Georgia.
–Lex Luger recaps his feud with Tatanka and says that Chief Jay Strongbow will be in his corner tonight when he looks to finish Tatanka for good. The beginning of this promo was humorous as Luger struggled to speak and flex his pectoral muscles at the same time.
–Jim Ross and Todd Pettengill are on commentary and they are still taped from Fort Myers, Florida.
–A video package recaps the end of last week’s British Bulldog-Bob Backlund match that led to today’s tag team main event between the Bulldog and Bret Hart against Backlund and Owen Hart.
–Jim Ross and Vince McMahon are covering the action, which is still coming from South Padre Island, Texas. McMahon is replacing Todd Pettengill because Pettengill is on vacation.
–Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels are doing commentary this evening and they are still taped from Palmetto, Florida. The green screen that they are broadcast against is jarring.
–Vince McMahon recaps how the Smoking Gunns became the new WWF Tag Team Champions on Monday Night RAW when they defeated Bob Holly and the 1-2-3 Kid.
–McMahon and Jerry Lawler are doing commentary and they are announcing taped matches from one of the WWF’s favorite locations: Corpus Christi, Texas!
–“Double J” Jeff Jarrett lets us know how great he is going to be in his signing debut on tonight’s RAW.
–Gorilla Monsoon and Shawn Michaels are doing commentary and they are taped from Liberty, New York. This episode was taped on December 12, 1994.
by Logan Scisco
wrestling magazine: the June 1995 issue
of WWF Magazine. I remember getting it at Kroger when I went
with my dad on a grocery trip on a Sunday.
We passed the magazine section and I wanted it, so he bought it for
me. I clearly read this issue a lot as a
kid because the cover no longer exists.
For example, this is what the cover looked like:
disintegrate in my hands, but the demands of the Blog persist, so here we go.
Dark Ages as there is a “Can You Guess the Secret Superstar” feature. This shows a childhood picture of a wrestling
star and you have to guess who it is.
With so many youngsters depicted, it is a shame they did not get Gorilla
Monsoon to lend his stamp of approval to it.
This month’s superstar is clearly The Roadie, with such hints as “This
Secret Superstar sincerely believes that Willie Nelson recorded the hit song
‘On the Road Again’ in his honor!” and “This Secret Superstar claims to have
been affiliated at one time or another with such legends as Reba McEntire,
Vince Gill, Wynonna Judd, and Garth Brooks!”
So, our picture of the future Road Dogg:
shows some pictures of WWF fans talking about what they like and dislike. Normally, you would think this feature would
be for younger fans, but oh no, we have a pretty old dude by the name of Louie
Payan that wants to share his thoughts!
not watching the WWF, Mr. Payan, seventy-five years young, lets us know that he
loves the excitement of the WWF (in 1995?) and that if he were WWF President he
would suspend those who interfere in other people’s matches! Unfortunately, he does not gripe about not
seeing Lou Thesz lace up the boots for one last WrestleMania because if 1995 WWF
was like today, that might just happen!
from a quasi-smart fan from Israel by the name of Ilan Zilbershtein. He demands to know why Shawn Michaels, and
not Diesel, was named number one contender after Survivor Series and got to
wrestle Bob Backlund in the Garden for the WWF title. The response given seems to come straight
from Vince McMahon’s mouth, saying that Diesel is a worthy competitor because
he is “7 feet tall and weighs well over 300 pounds!” There is also something thrown in there about
how Diesel shows better sportsmanship, but I think that is a distractor. Another fan gives us ten reasons why the
Undertaker is called the Undertaker:
Man Mountain Rock and Jerry “The King” Lawler for the “That’s Entertain MAT”
feature. Rock highly recommends Bush’s Sixteen Stone album, while Lawler bashes
The Brady Bunch Movie by likening it
to the Hart family. This was during
Lawler’s feud with Bret Hart, which had been ongoing for two years, so that was
to be expected.
talk about a future WWF legend:
Fame? Does the induction not coincide
with softball season? The piece
predictably glosses over Sid’s popularity in the 1992 Rumble, saying that he
became a full-fledged rule breaker after SummerSlam 1991. Any mention of him wrestling down South, even
in a tongue-in-cheek manner, is disappointingly not used. The article just recaps how Sid came in as
Shawn Michaels’ bodyguard before WrestleMania, how he has turned on him, and
warns us that the WWF will never be the same again!
obituary for Big John Studd, who had recently passed away from Hodgkin’s
disease. It gives a few facts about his
battles with Andrew the Giant and highlights his 1989 Rumble win. I remember being shocked that this guy won a Rumble because that was during a phase of
my fandom when I thought that Hulk Hogan would win everything, so the fact that
this guy I had barely heard of won the Rumble was pretty shocking.
on the Blog. Scott was recently asked
about the WWF’s move to the In Your House format and this magazine reminds the
fans that starting in May the WWF will have pay-per-views every month. You see, the WWF HAD to do this in order to
“meet the demand of our millions of loyal fans.” The magazine promises that In Your House will
provide “seven action-packed, bodyslammin’, sharpshootin’ pay-per-view events
to air in those months between the BIG FIVE.”
Yes, those of us who had the privilege of watching In Your House IV can
attest to this!
giving us five reasons why King Kong Bundy is bald. I bet Vince loved this stuff. In fact, I can see John Cena using this material if he had to feud with Bundy today:
how to improve your “Body, Mind, and Spirit.” Lex is all about educating the youth of America about fitness,
health, and drugs! With such an awful
gimmick like this at the time, no wonder Lex headed for the greener pastures of
“Fantasy Warfare,” which breaks down the attributes of two WWF superstars that
have yet to face off in the ring. This
month talks about the 1-2-3 Kid and Bob Holly, who had a one-day reign as tag
team champions in January 1995. Bob
Holly in 1995 was a big superstar in WWF
Magazine as they ran several pieces prior to this hyping how all the big
managers in the WWF were wanting to take Holly under their wing. What is humorous about the piece is that it
tries to make Holly look like less of a jobber, saying that he lacks many key
wins, but that is “due to the lack of competitive matches he has received.” Of course, in the next paragraph under “Key
Losses” it tells us that he recently lost to Bam Bam Bigelow. Despite the evidence moving in the Kid’s
favor, the Editor (Vince Russo) predicts that Holly would win because of his
weight advantage. I actually included my
own handwriting in the “What’s Your Prediction” part of this piece which
embarrassingly reads “Holly would win because he is quick and more heavy.” Yes, sound analysis from nine-year-old me.
is Razor Ramon, cruising the streets of Miami.
he would not mind facing Diesel for the WWF title. There is a heel vibe to this interview, as
Ramon continually makes fun of the interviewer and says he would not care if he
was booed by the fans, thereby feeding into the idea that the WWF was flirting
with a Ramon heel turn in 1995. That
would have been the ideal booking strategy since the roster was too heavily
loaded with faces.
surprised to see a lengthy piece about Jeff Jarrett because everyone knows the
country music gimmick he was sporting in 1995 screamed “next big thing.”
made him wake up at two in the morning and immediately fly out to the West
Coast so he could hear about the shooting of “Ain’t I Great: The Motion Picture!” Everything about this Jarrett gimmick
screamed small time Memphis because let’s face it: how much credibility is a heel going to have
if we are told he is doing all these big projects and yet we see none of
them? At least the Miz has that lousy
direct-to-video WWE film. Anyway, we
find out that Hollywood threw a big parade in Jarrett’s honor and they proceed
to deface a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for Jarrett:
aspirations of superstars are over? Well
think again as the next piece talks about Bret Hart fielding offers as
well! Seems funny that the WWF was all
about getting their wrestler’s side projects in 1995 but is scared of them
doing anything outside of the company today.
We are told that Hollywood is facing “an endangered species” of leading
male action stars and we are reminded that “women sometimes refer to them
as…HUNKS” and that Bret might be able to fill that role. Russo’s writing in this magazine can be
entertaining, but he clearly has very slanted views about women. Well, the purpose of this piece is to breakdown
Bret’s venture into TV drama by serving a role on Lonesome Dove: The Series. Bret played the character of Luther, who was a wandering trapper. We
are told that Bret’s performance was as flawless as “Arnold transposed into the
Terminator and Stallone became Rambo.”
This is a picture of Bret in the role:
Lonesome Dove would let him get out
of wrestling, but the series was short-lived and he had to return. He did get an appearance on the Simpson and
did have an entertaining angle on Mad TV with Will Sasso, but that was really
it for the Hitman, despite the article promising that he was getting lots of
offers in 1995 and was just waiting for the right project!
WrestleMania XI. Now compare this write
up and detail with last week’s magazine:
One of the nice touches was that you got quotations from the
participants in the matches. Ted DiBiase
rips Bam Bam Bigelow, bordering near burial, by saying that he is embarrassed
that Bigelow just lost to a football player.
I remember going to a Thunder taping where Bigelow wrestled in 1999 and
he was STILL getting LT chants. We even
get some delusional responses, as Bob Backlund proclaims that “We won! The chicken-wing prevailed!” following his
disappointing “I Quit” match with Bret Hart.
And of course, we have to be reminded of all he celebrities that
attended to try to disguise a lackluster show.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas, remember that guy? And Salt-N-Pepa needs to return to a WWE
booking meeting, if only to tell them to “push it” regarding Daniel Bryan:
as well, which featured Sid turning on Shawn Michaels, Diesel making the save,
Alundra Blayze regaining the WWF Women’s title from Bull Nakano, and the debut
of Bertha Faye. Well, at least three of
those things were significant. The
facial expression of Vince in this action shot is priceless:
summer of 1995! I wonder what the
valuable prize was on the WWF trivia, and I have a hard time believing people
would call to hear Stephanie Wiand’s thoughts on the company.
most over the top feature in this month’s magazine as Russo talks about how he
would fare against TJ Combo, a character in the video game Killer Instinct. In fact,
seeing these two side-by-side sort of screams “gimmick infringement,” no?:
64-bit game system due out in the fall of 1995 called “Project Reality.” Of course, it would take until the fall of
1996 for the eventual Nintendo 64 to hit U.S. stores. We are also treated to a Kama promo about TJ
Combo, with Kama saying that “Not even this…cartoon character” could withstand
his arsenal and he is insulted that Combo would be any match for him! Kama promises to bring some kick boxing, judo
karate, and good ol’ fashioned wrestling to a future bout, but he did not say
jiu-jitsu, so I am not sure how good his chances are. Russo says that he figured out who would win
by feeding all the statistics for both men into the “World Wrestling
Federation’s Cray Computer” and although Combo beat the tar out of Kama in the
fight, Kama knocked him out with an uppercut to win. What else did the WWF run on this Cray
Computer in 1995?
features, this time from the “Informer.”
It teases the return of Barry Windham, who it says had a previous
alliance with “Irwin R. Schyster.” It
says that they may team together again and it is amusing to think of the U.S.
Express 2.0 coming back under a tax gimmick.
I guess that could work, a pair of heels who are patriotic but couch
their patriotism in paying taxes to the state, thereby making them the heels of
every man, woman, and child in the good ol’ U.S. of A. Of course, Windham would not return for
another year so that point is moot. We
are also informed that Sid is looking for a manager and may turn back to Harvey
Wippleman. The most hilarious comment is
that “Jean Pierre Lafitte got into the face of Tatanka and accused him of being
just as responsible for the neglect of his grandfather Jean Lafitte as the
white man” thereby prompting a locker room scuffle between the two.
time written by him and not a guest writer, which is what the column turned
into by 1999.
WrestleMania XI because Backlund never quit.
He alleges that Bret “Drip Man” Hart got his “bagpipe-wielding,
skirt-wearing friend” to rig the match in his favor. Aldo Montoya’s upset of Intercontinental
Champion Jeff Jarrett is also blown off because clearly the referee missed one
of Jarrett’s shoulders from coming off the canvas! It also fawns over the sexiness of Bertha
Faye and lets us know that “she is definitely Vic Venom’s kind of woman!”
Headshrinkers going to get a haircut.
You see, it is all part of Captain Lou Albano adapting them to American
culture. The WWF ran this angle so many
times during the 1990s with this, Barry Horowitz and Hakushi, Bradshaw and Taka
Michinoku, etc. and it met with failure EACH TIME. It was like if you saw someone involved in an
angle like this it was immediate death.
I mean, who is going to root for guys that are afraid of getting their
hair cut and holding stuffed animals?:
tells a fan that if she had to date a superstar it would be Diesel or Bret
Hart, but you see, she cannot because they are married! Well, we know that was not something that
stopped Bret on the road. Bob Backlund
blasts a fan for not picking up a dictionary when the young man questions where
Backlund gets his big words from. Shawn
Michaels tells a fan that if he had to do it over again he might have chosen
Bret Hart as a bodyguard because he “could have done a much better job.” Oh, I am sure he could have!
fan who can morph into a federation superstar.
This time, Mantaur keeps cheating against Doink, prompting Sullivan to
go underneath the ring and make a run-in.
This feature would not last much longer in the magazine and the cartoon
did a good job showing how few people were attending WWF events in 1995 as NO
fans can be seen! Some of the rhetoric
in this magazine, such as Sullivan’s character telling Mantaur “Back off
Furball!” is also eerily reminiscent of the awful language we get in promos
today. Coincidence? I think not.
Unfortunately, my magazine is in such bad shape that it is hard to see
the full cartoon:
of the great merchandise WWF fans were able to purchase at that time and how
Chris Jericho wants to square off with Steve Austin!