–Vince McMahon and Jim Cornette are in the booth and they are live from Macon, Georgia. Less than 3,000 fans bought tickets to this show, illustrating just how cold the product was at the time.
–Todd Pettengill narrates a video package hyping today’s feature match between the British Bulldog and Bob Backlund.
–Jim Ross and Pettengill are doing commentary and they are at a new taping location in Fort Myers, Florida. These tapings were held on January 25.
–We get more developments in the Bam Bam Bigelow-Lawrence Taylor feud as Taylor’s attorney, Anthony J. Giampapa, announces that he is advising his client to take legal action against Bigelow and the World Wrestling Federation because he believes they are trying to goad Taylor into a match. He demands that both Bigelow and the WWF “cease and desist” from further activities concerning Taylor.
–Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler are doing commentary and the site of our tapings has changed to West Palm Beach, Florida. The tapings were done on January 24. McMahon says that in response to Mr. Giampapa, the WWF will cease promoting the idea of a future Bigelow-Taylor match.
–Vince McMahon gives a recap of last week’s show where King Kong Bundy needed interference from the Million Dollar Corporation to beat Mabel in a “mini Royal Rumble” match. Tonight Mabel looks to settle the score in a six man tag.
–Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels are doing commentary and they are still taped from Palmetto, Florida.
–Jim Ross and Vince McMahon are covering the action, which is still coming from South Padre Island, Texas. McMahon is replacing Todd Pettengill because Pettengill is on vacation.
–A limousine pulls into the backstage area and Pamela Anderson walks out. She goes to her locker room as WWF wrestlers, led by Dink of all people, hoot and holler. What? You expected respectful manners out of a group of wrestlers?
As a side note, when you have been watching tons of television tapings from Liberty, New York in a high school gym for weeks on end it really makes you appreciate the bigger venue that this show is in and it makes everything seem more important.
–Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler are on the mic and they are live from Tampa, Florida. What is hilarious about the opening is that Vince tries to introduce the Spanish announce team and Hugo Savinovich just stays seated with his back to the camera.
With a few work-related obligations out of the way for the immediate future that absorbed the last month of my time, we return to the WWF in 1995. We are less than twenty-four hours away from the Royal Rumble in Tampa, Florida, but before we get there we have “go home” broadcast of Wrestling Challenge.
–Gorilla Monsoon and Ted DiBiase are in the booth and are still in Liberty, New York.
–Todd Pettengill is live from Tampa, Florida from the location of the Royal Rumble. Jim Ross and Gorilla Monsoon are in the booth calling the taped matches which are still from Liberty, New York. As long as it gets Todd out of the booth it is fine with me.
–Vince McMahon and Jerry “The King” Lawler are doing commentary and they are still taping shows in Newark, Delaware.
–Vince McMahon and Jerry “The King” Lawler are doing commentary and they are still in Newark, Delaware.
–Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels are doing commentary and they are live from Houston, Texas. This is the second anniversary episode of Monday Night Raw.
–William Shatner, who is here to hype his new show TekWar, says that he is not scared of appearing on Jerry Lawler’s King’s Court segment and that if Lawler messes with him “he will be out of here at warp speed.” He even admits that he is simply here to do the hard sell for his show and is not going to wrestle.
–Vince McMahon announces that the Smoking Gunns are not going to be in the tag team tournament because Bart Gunn suffered a knee injury when his horse fell on him in a rodeo. Yes, that is the best excuse that the company could come up with but it fits the cartoonish product at the time. In reality there was no injury and Vince simply decided to push another team for the tournament and that team is the one that will take the Gunns place: the 1-2-3 Kid and Bob “Spark Plugg” Holly.
–McMahon and Jerry “the King” Lawler are doing commentary and they are taped from Newark, Delaware. The show was taped on December 14, 1994.
The SmarK DVD Rant for The Kliq Rules (Blu Ray)
This feels like we’re really scraping the barrel now, but at least there’s a couple of matches on here that I’ve been anxiously awaiting to be released. And hey, someone bought it for me, so what the hell. Let’s celebrate the 1996-ness of the Kliq, in keeping with the theme of the past few months on the blog. The cynical part of me, small as it is, would suggest that this was thrown onto the market to screw with the Young Bucks by creating a trademark claim on the hand signal.
by Logan Scisco
idea in this week’s column, reviewing the very first issue of RAW Magazine from May/June 1996 (I
wonder if this is worth anything to collectors today). RAW
Magazine was the brainchild of Vince Russo, who wished to have a magazine
that would cater to more mature and knowledgeable fans. This followed Russo’s failed attempt to
launch a newsletter under his magazine personality Vic Venom. RAW
Magazine was bi-monthly in its circulation until 1998 and when the WWF
launched its brand split, RAW Magazine
became exclusive to the RAW brand in 2004.
That was an incredibly stupid decision and was one of the reasons I
finally cancelled WWF Magazine. Why should you have to buy two magazines to
keep up with one company? RAW Magazine continued until the summer
of 2006, when it and the newly christened Smackdown!
Magazine merged into a new WWE Magazine that ceased publication in
the fall of last year.
was lots of photographs of Sunny, which you can see in the insert in the top
right corner of the page. The picture of
Vader is taken from his assault on WWF President Gorilla Monsoon the night
after the Royal Rumble, which caused Vader to be indefinitely suspended until In
Your House 6.
for $19.95 each, but if you want the greatest WrestleMania of the them all –
WrestleMania XII – it will run you $39.95.
If you want to buy WrestleMania III or WrestleMania IV, though, you are
out of luck. That is not the first time
that I remember those tapes not being for sale either so I am not sure what was
going on there. You can also purchase
“Spring Explosion ’96,” which are the matches from In Your House 6. I never understood why the WWF felt the need
to brand those shows after the fact
for tapes. “Spring Explosion” is such a
generic name anyway, but the company has gone back to it with “Fast Lane.” Parallels to the Dark Ages continue!
happy to launch RAW Magazine so that
he can “can the fluff and get down to the stuff!” In what could be written about the product
today, he rips the company for catering too much to kids because of
demographics, although he admits that catering WWF Magazine to kids in the mid-1990s paid dividends with improved
sales. He says that hardcore fans ripped
him for doing so, though, which is why he has launched this new product.
If you wanted two years you had to pay $19.97. One year cost $11.97. What really irked me, though, is that they
make the cutout portion to get your subscription run into the column on the
next page. That is a bad layout
Magazine is an extended “Informer” column, which is loaded with new rumors.
the tag team titles in February.
Evidently, they see nothing wrong with not having defended the titles in
thirty days due to Billy’s neck injury.
Unfortunately, they did not have the precedent of Brock Lesnar to fall
back on. The Informer proceeds to rip
the Gunns for dominating a weak tag team division, but it says that they can
earn more respect if they listen to Ted DiBiase, who is looking for a new
team. It suggests they could be called
the “Hired Gunns,” which would not have been the worse idea in the world I
suppose, but the Gunns would not have saved the awful Corporation stable, which
was going bankrupt by early 1996.
Hearst-Helmsley has eyes for Marlena, laying the foundation for an eventual
feud with Goldust that would kick off in the fall of 1996. Similarly, we get another piece of
foreshadowing as the piece says Owen Hart and the British Bulldog will team up
more, thereby adding “some life back into the tag team division,” although they
never coined themselves as “The New British Bulldogs,” as the piece suggests. We also hear that all those “parental
discretion” spots Sunny filmed for RAW made her seven figures. Like Vince had that money to throw around in
1996! The Informer says that Sunny is
making overtures toward Shawn Michaels, but if that fails she might buy Vader’s
contract from Jim Cornette. A
Vader-Sunny pairing would have been such a train wreck and Vince may have been
tempted to make Vader a new Bodydonna, providing us with lots of workout
vignettes from the Mastodon!
he talks openly about World Championship Wrestling. Of course, since the WWF cannot use WCW
photographs, we get the Huckster and the Nacho Man:
he does take some digs at the WWF for insulting his intelligence with the Red
Rooster and Outback Jack. He rips the
company for having nostalgia for the 1980s by employing old WWF talent,
although he exempts Sting and Ric Flair from that list. This is probably the first time that Sting
was actually mentioned in a WWF publication.
For fans watching both companies, there is some fun humor here, with
Venom saying Elizabeth has a “shoe fetish” – a dig at WCW running lots of finishes
involving women’s shoes at this time – and that WCW never told us how “that
Giant [fell] off the roof of the Cobo Arena and [came] back to wrestle 15
minutes later.” Some of the humor is
juvenile, with Venom calling Eric Bischoff “Eric Ripoff.” The highlight of the article is that it criticizes
WCW booking, citing how they squandered Razor Ramon and Diesel. However, by the time that this issue hit
newsstands Ramon and Diesel were on their way to WCW and would help it overtake
the WWF in the ratings by forming the New World Order.
pay-per-view recaps for WWF Magazine,
handles a cool column in this issue entitled “The Night the Belt Changed
Hands,” that talks about an important title change in WWF history. The subject for this month is the Ultimate
Warrior-Rick Rude Intercontinental title match at WrestleMania V. As you can tell by the picture, albeit
obscured by the crease in the middle of the pages, Donald Trump was a fan of
as well as its context, which includes the Warrior beating the Honky Tonk Man
at SummerSlam 1988 and Rude picking a fight with the Warrior at the Royal
Rumble. For such a “smart” magazine, the
recap still portrays wrestling as a real competition, with the Warrior’s loss
pegged to him being too “preoccupied with memories of the attack [at the
Rumble] to concentrate on protecting his championship.” As a history buff, I did enjoy this feature,
which would reappear in subsequent issues as it provided the context for the
match, what happened, and then summarized what happened after, namely the
Warrior going on to win the WWF title at the next WrestleMania.
about all of the items you can get from him.
It hypes Warrior University, Warrior’s World, Warrior Workout #1, and
Warrior…The Comic Book. I remember that WWF Magazine sent subscribers a copy of
the comic book with an issue of the magazine.
As a kid, who dabbled a little into older comics, I was excited to get
something free, but had no idea what I was looking at when I opened the
pages. I should have known the quality
would be poor, after all, the ad lets me know that “It’s B…A…D…D.”
Dynamite Kid, who it says most fans have probably forgotten.
Canadian battles with Bret Hart, and his run with Davey Boy Smith in the
WWF. It is a sanitized view of his
career and his reputation has taken a hit over the years due to revelations in
Bret Hart’s book about his family life and other shoot interviews that talk
about how he was a locker room bully.
Matthew Randazzo’s Ring of Hell even
blamed him for the Chris Benoit murders, as Benoit emulated Dynamite’s
style. On a happier note, though, I
still cannot get over how young Davey Boy looks in this picture
champions. If there were any marks
reading this magazine, they had to weep when they saw #10, who Russo says did
not have the “whole package” because they were not a “complete wrestler.” Not mentioned is the fact that he is working
for the rival company
He may not be able to beat the Mountie in the Scott Keith Blog of Doom
Intercontinental title tournament, but he did enough with the WWF title to rank
#4 on this list. Rankings for the others
were as follows: 9-Ric Flair, 8-Randy
Savage, 7-Ultimate Warrior, 6-Yokozuna, 5-Diesel, 4-Pedro, 3-Bob Backlund, and
2-Bruno Sammartino. Sorry, but any list
that puts Diesel’s title run, which sank the company’s financials, over Randy
Savage, Hulk Hogan, and the Ultimate Warrior loses all credibility. Is there any surprise over who #1 happened to
be? This person probably made sure to
shed a tear.
McMahon’s case “A Man Called the Mastodon.”
Thank god Jim Cornette talked McMahon out of that idea.
achieved his full potential because he is out of control, wrecking promotions
and hotel rooms along the way. It says
that one of the reasons Vader attacked Gorilla Monsoon is that Vader looked up
to Monsoon as a kid, but did not react well when Monsoon told him that he ran a
“law and order administration” and that he would be fired if he got out of
line. Vader also did not appreciate
Monsoon getting into the ring after he blew a gasket following his elimination
from the Rumble match. It warns that
Vader will plunge the WWF into a state of lawlessness, but really, all of the
momentum came out of Vader’s push when he failed to win the WWF title at
cannot invent a time machine and get these types of “Sunny days” back. Leave the memories alone!
Ramon’s attack on Goldust on a January RAW episode before the Royal Rumble.
the Bret Hart-Diesel cage match at In Your House 6. The booking of that match did little to help
Bret, as Diesel was primed to win the title before the Undertaker interfered.
line: “While the Hit Man experienced a
victory as his boots hit the arena floor, Big Daddy Cool was experiencing a
much different place…a place that he would never forget…a place some people
would call…HELL.” Or in the case of
D-Generation X in the 2000s, Little People’s Court.
to install “Rowdy” Roddy Piper as the interim WWF President following the
injuries Vader inflicted on Gorilla Monsoon.
being introduced as commissioner and, in a nice tribute to the past, it brings
up that “the last time Piper was given a special forum, he transformed into his
personal asylum,” using it to attack WWF superstars such as Jimmy “Superfly”
this time his In Your House 5 title defense against the British Bulldog. This was Bret’s only clean victory on
pay-per-view during this title run and it is an underrated bout. The blade job is one of Bret’s best.
concerned the 1-2-3 Kid and Bob Holly.
On this occasion, we get two WWF superstars that the fans would really
like to see matched up:
Shawn Michaels-Ultimate Warrior for the title, but all we got was the Warrior
feuding with Goldust and Jerry “the King” Lawler. Talk about disappointing. The match is framed as Warrior’s power versus
Michaels’ speed. Both men’s egos are
deemed to be their biggest detriment for a possible encounter. Unlike Vince Russo, Greenberg refuses to
commit to a winner, saying that it is “too close to call.” There was nowhere to write my own winner, so
there will be no analysis given from ten-year-old me on this issue, but as a
fan I would have cheered for Michaels.
being taken to a hospital after wrestling Jeff Jarrett at the Royal
Rumble. Ahmed received a severe
concussion from the match, but he only missed two days of television tapings,
so he was okay!
but after the Sunny photos we just got a lot of mark-type pieces that you would
expect to find in WWF Magazine. Next week, we will go back to the pages of WWF Magazine and look at its August 2000
issue, which promises to discuss “Chyna’s secret.”