by Logan Scisco
last week’s tag team championship main event and the events that unfolded after
the match. McMahon also recaps the
Undertaker’s interaction with Paul Bearer at the end of last week’s show.
–Vince McMahon and
Jim Ross are in the booth and they are broadcasting from Huntington, West
Virginia. This is the go home show for
the King of the Ring pay-per-view.
comes out and says that while it would’ve been great to break Paul Bearer’s
neck last week, it wouldn’t have helped him out of his present
circumstances. The Undertaker talks
about how he knows he won’t go to hell after he’s dead because he’s living it
now, thereby destroying the last vestige of the original Undertaker
gimmick. The Undertaker says that he’s
having to take on Bearer as his manager, but hopes he burns in hell for all
time. This is such a great spin on the
manager-wrestler relationship, with a wrestler being forced to take on a
manager that he absolutely loathes. Predictably,
Bearer comes out and he’s not happy and he reprimands the Undertaker for
cutting a promo without his approval.
Bearer talks about how he and the Undertaker are going to rule the
world, which brings out Sid, who is making his return from a back injury. Sid calls Bearer a “fat man” to a massive pop,
showing that Sid can get a pop for the stupidest phrases, and he puts over the
Undertaker’s title reign. However, Sid
says he can’t respect the Undertaker after he took back Bearer and he demands a
rematch for his WWF title for tonight and promises to powerbomb the Undertaker
to hell. The Undertaker accepts without
hesitation. Just when you think that’s
over with, the Nation of Domination comes out and Faarooq says that a black man
is going to rule the WWF by next week’s show.
He also says that the Undertaker is a weak man for giving into Bearer. A crazy, yet effective opening segment that
showed some psychological vulnerability of the Undertaker for the first time in
–Ahmed Johnson says
that Faarooq may have plans to be the first WWF champion but that isn’t going
to happen because he’s going to take him out tonight.
–A video package
hypes the opening bout between Faarooq and Ahmed Johnson.
Contest: Faarooq (w/The Nation of
Domination) defeats Ahmed Johnson after Ahmed is thrown into the ring steps on
the floor at 3:07:
This is yet another battle in the continual struggle
between Ahmed and Faarooq. Ahmed
showcases a nice array of power moves, but the Nation of Domination intervenes
to turn the tide. The Undertaker comes
out to lend Ahmed a hand, but the fighting on the floor sees the Undertaker
inadvertently whip Faarooq into Ahmed, who then collides with the ring steps
and the astute Faarooq rolls Ahmed into the ring to get a cheap win on his way
to the King of the Ring main event this Sunday.
There just wasn’t a lot here. Rating:
–After the match,
Ahmed gets into the Undertaker’s face and gets a chokeslam for his efforts.
attack on Bret Hart at the end of last week’s show is played.
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the Hart Foundation. Bret is back on
crutches after Steve Austin’s attack at the end of last week’s show and McMahon
brings WWF Tag Team Champions Shawn Michaels and Steve Austin onto the
Titantron. Bret says he won’t face
Michaels at the King of the Ring because of his renewed injury. Michaels isn’t happy that Austin ruined his
match with Bret at the King of the Ring, but Austin says he doesn’t care
because he tried to take Bret out for good.
Michaels and Austin continue to jaw and Michaels heads towards Austin’s
locker room and they argue about who needs who the most. The Hart Foundation confers in the ring after
seeing these events and Brian Pillman proposes that Michaels take his place at
King of the Ring against Austin and Austin says that’s fine and he’ll face
Pillman on the RAW after King of the Ring.
–Footage of Bob
Holly upsetting Owen Hart in a non-title match on RAW two weeks ago is shown.
Championship Match: Owen Hart (Champion
w/The Hart Foundation) defeats Bob “Spark Plugg” Holly via submission with the
Sharpshooter at 3:16:
If they wanted to make Holly a credible threat was it
really a wise move to job him to a debuting D-Lo Brown on last week’s
show? At least we have an
Intercontinental title match with some backstory. This is Holly’s first crack at the
Intercontinental title since 1995, when he faced Jeff Jarrett in an
entertaining series of matches on the Action Zone and actually held the belt
for a few minutes before then-WWF President Jack Tunney vacated his
victory. This is a technically
proficient match, but they have to rush things since we are now in the Russo
era and most matches can’t go over four minutes. Owen counters a Holly hurricanrana attempt
with a powerbomb, which is the same mistake Holly made on last week’s show, and
quickly finishes Holly off to retain the title.
says that he will take on the challenge of facing Steve Austin at the King of
–A video recaps the
second part of Mankind’s interview with Jim Ross last week.
the Honky Tonk Man, and Jim Cornette try to set a Super Soaker ambush for
Sunny, but she gets them with a three way shot from her Super Soaker. Sunny’s lack of acting skills are really
exposed in these commercials.
–Footage of Chyna
attacking Hunter Hearst Helmsley after she was blinded by powder from Marlena
the last time Helmsley faced Goldust on RAW is shown.
Match for the European Championship: Goldust
(w/Marlena) defeats Hunter Hearst Helmsley (w/Chyna) with a schoolboy after
heel miscommunication at 3:49:
Goldust facepaint makes him appear like the second coming
of The Stalker. The winner here gets a
shot at the European title next week on RAW.
Ross tries to sell this as an equal feud, but Helmsley has won most of
the television encounters. Goldust and
Helmsley exchange some basic moves until Chyna grabs Goldust on the apron. Marlena then goes after Chyna and Helmsley
accidentally gives Chyna a high knee, which knocks her off the apron, and that
enables Goldust to score the upset.
McMahon acts like Goldust has accomplished some kind of career goal by
getting to face the British Bulldog for the European title next week, but it’s
hard to buy since Goldust hasn’t come out and said that he wants to win the
European championship. Helmsley doing
the job may not make sense because of his place in the King of the Ring
tournament, but it showcases some vulnerability and might make fans think he
and Chyna would have a blowup that would cost him his semi-final match with
Ahmed at the pay-per-view. Rating:
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–The Legion of Doom
cut a brief promo and Hawk promises that they are going to send Shawn Michaels
teeth down Austin’s throat.
–WWF Tag Team
Championship Match: The Legion of Doom
defeat “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels & “Stone Cold” Steve Austin
(Champions) by count out at 6:58 shown:
I wonder if one of the reasons for the Michaels-Austin
pairing was allowing McMahon to compare the crowd reactions of Michaels and
Austin since they made separate entrances.
Michaels bumping is a tad overdone in the early stages of this one as he
is clotheslined out of the ring, leaps into the guardrail, and then flops like
a fish until he ends up on top of Austin.
The crowd is pretty divided between both teams, but it seems like the
LOD has a few more supporters in the arena as several “LOD” chants break out
during the match. Michaels and Austin heel
it up by nailing Hawk with a tag title belt behind the referee’s back, but it
fails to get a three count. The Hart
Foundation wander down to ringside and Michaels confronts them (after flying
out of the ring after taking a right hand) and Austin does not appreciate
that. The tag champions end up brawling
on the floor and that gives the LOD a victory without the belts to irritate the
crowd. This was a good carry job by
Michaels and Austin since the LOD added very little to the match’s value. Rating: **¾
–We are shown the
third part of Mankind’s interview with Jim Ross. Mankind discusses the Cactus Jack character
and competing in death matches in Japan.
–King of the Ring
First Round Match: Mankind defeats Savio
Vega (w/The Nation of Domination) after heel miscommunication at 3:02:
Jerry Lawler joins the commentary team because he faces
the winner in the semi-finals. For the
first time in his WWF career Mankind elicits some cheers from the crowd during
his entrance and thereby begins the process of a face turn. McMahon reveals that Mankind is confused why
Paul Bearer doesn’t want to manage him anymore.
Savio really steps up his game for this match and hits an awesome
looking flying body press onto Mankind on the floor. Lawler goes on a hilarious rant on commentary
about the size of Mankind’s house and links it to Mankind jumping off the roof
of his house as a kid. Mankind traps
Savio in the Mandible Claw, but when Crush tries to give Mankind a heart punch
to break the hold, Mankind moves and Crush nails Savio in the head and that
advances Mankind in the tournament. That’s
the third screwy finish tonight for those keeping score at home. Rating: *¼
–After the match,
Savio and Crush brawl in the ring and Faarooq, instead of trying to play
peacemaker, walks off.
–McMahon and Ross
run through the King of the Ring card for this Sunday.
–Sable comes out to
model the inflatable King of the Ring chair.
Seeing Sable try to act seductive around an INFLATABLE CHAIR is
hilariously bad. Ross lets us know that
the chair can seat “a wide body.”
chokeslamming Ahmed Johnson earlier in the show is the Super Soaker Rewind
Match: The Undertaker (WWF Champion
w/Paul Bearer) defeats Sid with a Tombstone at 4:47 shown:
Sid made it seem in his opening promo that this was for
the title, but Howard Finkel announces it as non-title, so I guess he was
wrong. This is as slow as their
WrestleMania match, as these two guys just don’t have good chemistry with each
other, but at least they aren’t being given twenty minutes tonight. The Undertaker hits a flying clothesline out
of nowhere and gets the victory with the Tombstone before he’s quickly beaten
down by the Nation. Sid tries to help
out, but he’s overwhelmed as well. I
found little redeeming value in this and it made Sid look quite weak
(not that the WWF was banking on his value anymore). Rating: DUD
–Tune in next week
to see Steve Austin square off with Brian Pillman!
The Final Report Card: This RAW card was absolutely stacked, as we
got another battle between Faarooq and Ahmed, a quasi-dream match for the tag
team titles, and a WrestleMania rematch between Sid and the Undertaker. Despite that, though, this show still didn’t
defeat Nitro. The show went downhill
after the tag team title match, which started the second hour, but I’m still
going to award it a thumbs up because the storytelling in hour one was nicely
Monday Night War Rating: 3.3 (vs. 2.5 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up