by Logan Scisco
–The Undertaker and
Kane are shown walking out of a backstage locker room and down a dark hallway.
–Jim Ross and Jerry
“The King” Lawler are doing commentary and they are live from Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania. We are six days from
SummerSlam. The Hell in a Cell is
hanging above the ring.
–The Undertaker and
Kane walk to the ring together, with the crowd showering the pair with loud
boos. Vince McMahon arrives after their
entrance and gloats about being right all along. McMahon tells the Undertaker that with Kane
at his side he will be the next WWF champion, but reminds the Undertaker that
he will need him in the future. McMahon
demands an answer by the end of the night from the Undertaker about whether he
is considered a friend or a foe. Paul
Bearer waddles down to the ring and pleads with Kane to turn on the
Undertaker. The Undertaker responds by
beating down Bearer as Kane stands idly by.
Mankind runs out and offers himself as a sacrifice and the Undertaker
and Kane beat him down, finishing him off with a spike Tombstone. Steve Austin walks out to a monstrous
ovation, but is stopped from coming to the ring by a wall of fire. Austin recognizes that he does not have a
good chance to beat Kane and the Undertaker together, but vows to take someone
out tonight to prevent them both from making it to SummerSlam. This was one of the better opening segments
of the year as it vindicated McMahon’s theory, put over Kane and the Undertaker
as a destructive force, and set up Austin’s urgency to alter the odds in his
favor before SummerSlam. 1 for 1
–Get a big poster
of Triple H when you buy Stridex pads!
–Mankind is shown
being put into an ambulance backstage.
He is clutching his neck from the results of the spike Tombstone he
experienced in the opening segment.
Contest: Ken Shamrock beats Dan Severn
via disqualification when Owen Hart interferes at 2:51:
This is billed as “Shamrock-Severn III,” with the first
two taking place in the UFC. The fact
that the WWF is giving away this bout on free TV is an indication of how they
no longer see much money potential in a match between these two. Severn dominates Shamrock until Owen Hart
does a run-in and places Shamrock in a dragon sleeper. Steve Blackman eventually makes the save, but
when he tries to restrain Shamrock, he eats a belly-to-belly suplex. Blackman quickly recovers and gives Shamrock
a taste of his own medicine, though, and gets one of the bigger pops of his
career. Severn’s style just does not fit
in a WWF ring and his Irish whips are some of the weakest I have ever seen.
are shown knocked out backstage and Mankind is shown wheeling a stretcher
toward the ring. I think Russo got this
idea from Silence of the Lambs.
After the break, Mankind hilariously surfs the stretcher down the ramp
and tosses a bag of thumbtacks into the ring.
Mankind vows to get revenge on Kane tonight, as Vince McMahon has booked
them to face off in the Hell in a Cell.
He vows to go the top of the Cell and toss Kane through it or off of
it. He also promises to make Kane the
world’s largest pin cushion. 2 for 2
–Highlights of the
Undertaker-Mankind Hell in a Cell match at the King of the Ring are shown.
beats “Marvelous” Marc Mero via disqualification when Mero uses a low blow at
Mero has been leaking heat since Over the Edge and this
quasi-feud with the Oddities is not doing anything for him. Kurrgan’s attire is more befitting a role in Pirates of the Caribbean than a
wrestling match. As Kurrgan beats up
Mero in the ring, Jacqueline comes out from the crowd and assaults Sable. The referee catches Mero cheating and after
the bell, Mero and Jacqueline escape through the crowd. Okay, Mero has a big midcard match at
SummerSlam and they still couldn’t give him a token win here?!?
–X-Pac guides the
camera crew to the locker room, where he urinates in Jeff Jarrett’s boots.
–The New Age
Outlaws defeat Southern Justice when The Road Dogg pins Dennis Knight after a
Billy Gunn piledriver at 3:15:
Before the match, an inebriated Hawk joins the commentary
team. Shortly after the bell rings, Jeff
Jarrett comes down, rips off Hawk’s headset, and rants about X-Pac’s
prank. The actions with Hawk and Jarrett
prevent a lot of focus going to the match, which is just an abbreviated tag
team encounter. After the bell, Jarrett
and Southern Justice shave the head of a camera man that did not follow
Jarrett’s instructions to film him from the waist up since he did not have his
wrestling boots on. Rating: ½* (2 for 3)
–Hell in a Cell
Match: Kane (w/The Undertaker) defeats
Mankind via disqualification when Steve Austin interferes at 7:30:
In another twist on the “tag team partners that hate each
other” Russo staple, we have tag team champions fighting in the Cell. Referees prevent Mankind from climbing to the
top of the Cell, so he takes them out, but then he can’t toss a chair to the
top of the structure. After that,
Mankind tries to climb again, but the Undertaker pulls him off during his climb
and Mankind goes through the Spanish announce table. When the bout finally gets in the ring,
Mankind rallies to make a fight of this, but Kane cannot be stopped and gives
his partner a Tombstone on a chair before Steve Austin comes from underneath
the ring and annihilates him with a chair.
I know that I have said this before, but it is unreal how many sick
bumps Mankind took in the summer of 1998.
This was a great brawl, even though elements of it came off like a
parody of the King of the Ring match. Rating:
***¼ (3 for 4)
–After the bell,
the Undertaker tries to get in the Cell to help his brother, but when he climbs
to the top of the Cell and tries to break in, Vince McMahon raises the Cell to
“protect his investment” for SummerSlam.
The crowd loves all of this, just as they did for Bray Wyatt-Daniel
Bryan earlier this year.
commercial break, the Undertaker accuses Steve Austin of being a coward. As the Undertaker speaks, Kane is shown
bleeding through his mask. The
Undertaker promises to extract revenge on Austin before the end of the show.
–Chyna comes out to
confront the Rock and the Rock arrives with the Nation in tow. The Rock shows Chyna on the Titantron that
D-Generation X has been barricaded in their locker room and proceeds to gloat
about how he is going to beat Triple H at SummerSlam. The Rock accuses Chyna of having the hots for
him and says she “needs to get some.”
When Chyna tries to attack him, the Nation restrains her on her knees
and the Rock teases forcibly kissing her before refusing. He tells Mark Henry to do the deed, but
before Henry can make that happen, Shawn Michaels makes a surprise run in and
smashes Henry with a chair. This was a
well arranged, albeit uncomfortable segment and it is highly doubtful you will
see something like this on TV again.
That said, it really made you really hate the Rock and the surprise run
in was icing on the cake. 4 for 5
stays to do guest commentary for the rest of the show.
wrestles Taka Michinoku (w/Yamaguchi-San & Mrs. Yamaguchi-San) to a no
contest when Triple H runs in at 1:01:
This match is designed for Venis to get some of his heat
back from losing to Michinoku in last week’s gauntlet match. Both men wrestle at about 100 mph and Venis quickly
hits the Money Shot, but an angry Triple H beats both men with a chair. Triple H vows to make the Rock “his bitch” at
SummerSlam. The crowd pops big for that.
“Highway to Hell” music video hyping Steve Austin-The Undertaker at SummerSlam
Gangrel via disqualification when Jeff Jarrett interferes at 1:34:
This is a good match while it lasts, with Gangrel using
some quick power moves to counter X-Pac’s aerial offense. X-Pac hits the Bronco Buster in the corner,
but Jarrett runs in and smashes X-Pac over the head with a guitar.
–After the match,
Edge runs in and attacks Gangrel to set up a small feud between both men.
–The Undertaker is
shown wheeling a casket to the ring.
knockouts are the Stridex Triple Action segment.
–Brawl for All
Championship: Bart Gunn defeats Bradshaw
via knockout at 41 seconds of the first round:
Bradshaw hasn’t been much of a puncher all tournament and
it finally catches up to him here, as Bart keeps him at a sufficient distance
to prevent a takedown and then catches him with a right hook for the win. I scream rigged for this bout because on the
first knockdown, Gunn clearly whiffed.
Shawn Michaels says Bart is going to use this $75,000 victory to reach
new heights in the company, but sadly that was not to be. 5 for
interviews Vince McMahon, who says that he will get his answer from the
Undertaker by the end of the show tonight.
He threatens to throw Cole around like the rest of the locker room
unless he quickly gets out of his office.
–Druids wheel a
casket to ringside and the Undertaker proceeds to walk out and cut a generic
promo about wanting to take the WWF title at SummerSlam. He calls out Steve Austin, but Vince McMahon
comes out instead and demands an answer to his question. The Undertaker smiles, so McMahon extends a
hand in friendship, but just ends up getting chokeslammed. After that, Austin comes out of the casket
and gets ready to throw down with the Undertaker, but the casket opens a second
time to reveal Kane, who attacks Austin from behind. Austin eventually gets out of the situation
and backs away with a chair. As Austin
backs up toward the entrance, a line of fire, symbolizing the Highway to Hell, is
created in a great visual to end the show.
6 for 7
The Final Report Card: This is one of the better “go home” RAWs that
the WWF has put together in quite a while.
The intrigue surrounding the main event is at an all-time high and the
Rock-Triple H ladder match has a ton of heat on it as a result of this
show. Regardless of what the rating
said, this was one of the most entertaining episodes of RAW for 1998.
This is our announced SummerSlam card:
*WWF Championship Match: Steve Austin (Champion) vs. The Undertaker
*Ladder Match for the Intercontinental
Championship: The Rock (Champion) vs.
*Lion’s Den Match: Ken Shamrock vs. Owen Hart
*Mixed Tag Team Match: Sable & Mystery Partner vs. Marc Mero
*Hair vs. Hair Match: X-Pac vs. Jeff Jarrett
Monday Night War Rating: 4.7 (vs. 5.2 for Nitro)
Show Evaluation: Thumbs Up