The SmarK Retro Re-Rant for WWE Wrestlemania V
– For those who remember the fourth Wrestlemania as the WWE’s version of Heaven’s Gate in terms of length and money made, it’s got nothing on the fifth one for sheer length. It didn’t seem so long back when I first watched it, probably because I was only 15 and I had a much longer attention span for stuff like this back then. I originally ranted off the hacked-up Coliseum video version, which was missing an HOUR of stuff, so it’s nice to finally have the full PPV version in all its 220 minute glory. The length might be taxing the storage systems of 24/7, however, because there’s some pixellization every few seconds that’s kinda annoying.
– By the way, if there’s formatting issues with this rant, it’s because I had to re-install OpenOffice when I upgraded to Vista this weekend, and I’m still working out the kinks and trying to get it back exactly the way I had it when I left it. (Jesus, Windows Vista. Those were the days. On with the rant!)
– Live from Atlantic City, NJ, at Trump Plaza, owned by some guy who we probably will never hear from again. (Written around the time of the Battle of the Billionaires, for those wondering.)
– Your hosts are Gorilla & Jesse
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