(Someone in the comments was saying there was a problem with the spacing on this rant or something? Anyway, since we were just talking about it again on the weekend, here’s my rant for one of the worst PPV shows in history in its glory, originally done around 2002 or so. Whenever it was that Beefcake got busted for dealing coke in the subway. I probably did a Scott Sez version of this one at some point, but I can’t keep track anymore.)
The SmarK Retro Rant for WCW Uncensored ‘96
– I decided to finally redo the rant for this one when I was sick, so that it couldn’t do any more damage to me than it already has. The way I figure it, the cold medication should be enough to fight off any mental or physical illness I may suffer from watching it again. I may, however, need to stop and vomit at various points, so I’ll be sure to give you fair warning before I do. By the way, in a kind of cosmic warning to me, the tape arrived broken, probably as a way for the universe to try to keep me from sacrificing myself by watching this again, but I was able to transplant the reels into a fresh casing, because that’s the kind of thing you learn to do after years of trading tapes on the ‘net.
– Live from Tupalo, MS.
– Your hosts are Tony, Dusty & Bobby.