Repost: WCW Uncensored 96

(Someone in the comments was saying there was a problem with the spacing on this rant or something?  Anyway, since we were just talking about it again on the weekend, here’s my rant for one of the worst PPV shows in history in its glory, originally done around 2002 or so.  Whenever it was that Beefcake got busted for dealing coke in the subway.  I probably did a Scott Sez version of this one at some point, but I can’t keep track anymore.) 

The SmarK Retro Rant for WCW Uncensored ‘96

– I decided to finally redo the rant for this one when I was sick, so that it couldn’t do any more damage to me than it already has. The way I figure it, the cold medication should be enough to fight off any mental or physical illness I may suffer from watching it again. I may, however, need to stop and vomit at various points, so I’ll be sure to give you fair warning before I do. By the way, in a kind of cosmic warning to me, the tape arrived broken, probably as a way for the universe to try to keep me from sacrificing myself by watching this again, but I was able to transplant the reels into a fresh casing, because that’s the kind of thing you learn to do after years of trading tapes on the ‘net.

– Live from Tupalo, MS.

– Your hosts are Tony, Dusty & Bobby.

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Rock Star Gary reflects on WCW Great American Bash ’91

Live from Baltimore, MD

Airdate: July 14, 1991

Attendance:  7,000 (5,500 paid)

Hosted by Jim Ross & Tony Schiavone

We’ve reached a turning point for WCW. How bad can it be? Read on!

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Rock Star Gary reflects on WCW Clash of the Champions XV: Knocksville USA

Live from Knoxville, TN

Airdate:  June 12, 1991

Attendance:  5,000

Hosted by Jim Ross & Tony Schiavone

Can “Beautiful” Bobby become champion? How is Jason Hervey involved? Read on!

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Rock Star Gary reflects on WCW SuperBrawl

Live from St. Petersburg, FL

Airdate: May 19, 1991

Attendance:  6,000 (4,887 paid)

Hosted by Jim Ross & the “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes

Can Flair regain the NWA World title? Or can he retain the WCW World title? Confused? Read on!

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Rock Star Gary reflects on WCW-NJPW Supershow ’91

Live from Tokyo, Japan

Airdate: March 21, 1991

Attendance:  55,000

Since I watched this on NJPW World and know approximately three words in Japanese, this ought to be interesting. Also, this was dubbed “Starrcade ’91 in Tokyo Dome” so if the real Starrcade ’91 sucks, WCW didn’t recruit enough Japanese wrestlers.

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Rock Star Gary reflects on WCW WrestleWar ’91

Live from Phoenix, AZ

Airdate: February 24, 1991

Attendance:  6,800

Hosted by Jim Ross & the “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes

“War” in the desert? Is there some hidden meaning here?

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NWA World Championship Wrestling, October 25, 1986

Tragedy strikes as Magnum T.A. suffers career-ending injuries in a car wreck, forever changing the future of the NWA. Plus, one of the most legendary Four Horsemen beatdowns ever, one of the most shocking turns in JCP history, and the Road Warriors issue a dangerous challenge to Jim Cornette and the Midnight Express…

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Rock Star Gary reflects on WCW Clash of Champions XIV

Live from Gainesville, GA

Airdate: January 30, 1991

Attendance: 2,200

Hosted by Jim Ross, & the “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes

How will the dynamite work? Will this be a blow-away show? Or will this show blow up in WCW’s face? Read on!

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The SmarK Rant for WCW Clash of the Champions XXIV–08.18.93

The SmarK Rant for Clash of the Champions XXIV (August 1993)

Old rant sucked. Too hot to sleep while I wait for the sweet sweet A/C to kick in. Clown will eat me. Let’s rant. Hopefully there’s nothing legendarily terrible on this show.

Live from Daytona Beach, FL

Your hosts are Tony Schiavone & Jesse Ventura

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NWA World Championship Wrestling, October 18, 1986

The debate about Magnum T.A.’s scheduled opponent at Starrcade ’86 is finally put to rest.

Plus, Dusty Rhodes gets revenge on Tully Blanchard in a major way, Rick Rude gets welcomed to JCP the hard way, and the Army loses a soldier.

The hype for the NWA’s biggest card of the year begins in earnest on an eventful edition of the Saturday night staple…

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Rock Star Gary reflects on WCW Starrcade ’90

Live from St. Louis, MO

Airdate: December 16, 1990

Attendance:  7,200 (6,357 paid)

Hosted by Jim Ross & Paul E. Dangerously

Now that Ole Anderson has been fired as booker, how does the Black Scorpion angle play out? Read on!

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NWA World Championship Wrestling, October 11, 1986

A shocking betrayal, the debut of “Ravishing” Rick Rude, the Four Horsemen strike again, and we say bye-bye to Buddy Landell and Bulldog Bob Brown. That and more on this edition of the Saturday night staple..

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