Jerry “the King” Lawler are in the booth and they are wrapping up the taping in
New Haven, Connecticut.
Hearst-Helmsley (Intercontinental Champion) via count out at 2:56:
champion vs. champion matches were always interesting and they did a nice job
establishing an internal pecking order in the promotion. That said, I don’t agree with the booking
here as Helmsley gets beaten from pillar to post, is powerbombed, and crawls to
the locker room to fight another day. It
makes Sid look strong, but does little for the Intercontinental title or those fighting for it. Helmsley continues a RAW jobbing streak,
since Marc Mero has pinned him in several tag contests and he was destroyed
against one of the more popular stars on the roster in this bout.
Undertaker’s boiler room brawl at SummerSlam is shown.
Gunn with a chop block at 6:01 shown:
was getting a small singles push during this period, as he came close to
beating Hunter Hearst Helmsley for the Intercontinental title on WWF Superstars
prior to this show (see my comment about Helmsley above). This is a paint by numbers television match,
with Goldust seizing the initial advantage and Bart making a comeback after the
break. Bart hits his finisher, which was
a bulldog at this point, but Goldust kicks out of it and finishes shortly
thereafter to keep himself in the middle of the midcard. The finish is really strange, but I like
random finishers every once and a while because they condition crowds to react
to the little stuff. After the bout,
Billy comes out and runs down Bart on the house mic until Bart comes to his
senses and runs him off, thereby continuing that feud. Rating: *½
match with Mankind at In Your House:
Buried Alive are shown.
agreeing to face them in a handicap match tonight.
Tournament get a quick video package recaps the action. Yes, back in 1996 a KARATE FIGHTERS
TOURNAMENT got a video package.
Match: “The Real Double J” Jesse James defeats Justin “Hawk” Bradshaw & Zebekiah after pinning Bradshaw after a heel miscommunication spot at
is the blowoff to the short feud on TV between these two. The heels use their numbers to gradually wear
James down and cheat, but when Zebekiah tries to hit James
with his branding iron, in plain view of the referee, James moves and Bradshaw
takes the blow to create the finish.
After the match, Bradshaw attacks Zebekiah, gives him a lariat, and
brands him to send him back to the USWA, where he would be the last Unified
champion of the promotion before it shut its doors in 1997. The crowd was not into this contest at all. After this bout, Bradshaw would be taken off
of TV for a while and repackaged as part of the New Blackjacks with Barry
Windham, who was ditching his Stalker gimmick.
his title match with Sid this Sunday at In Your House. Bret says things are getting crazy in the WWF
and that he wants the WWF title
variation on the Goon on last week’s Raw is the Acclaim Slam of the Week.
Mankind-Undertaker match at SummerSlam is shown.
with a Tombstone at 9:47 shown:
these two have fought in boiler rooms and buried alive matches on pay-per-view,
the WWF decided to throw a bone to the fans and let them see these two fight it
out for free. There is some nice
continuity in the match as the Undertaker anticipates Mankind’s Pearl Harbor
job when he gets into the ring and seizes the offensive. However, this is a shorter version of their
Survivor Series bout and honestly, I’m starting to tire of this feud. Mankind is not looking nearly as strong as he
did three months ago, as the Undertaker has dismantled him on three consecutive
occasions at this point (Buried Alive, Survivor Series, and here). Foley really wouldn’t find a new direction
for the character until the summer of 1997 when he turned face and feuded with
Hunter Hearst Helmsley. After the
finish, the Executioner attacks the Undertaker and applies the Asian spike in an attempt to make us buy the In Your House pay-per-view
to see the Armageddon Match between them.
I feel bad for any fan that did that.
to see the Smoking Gunns explode!
Final Report Card: The
Undertaker-Mankind match probably brought in more viewers than last week’s
show, but it wasn’t a pay-per-view caliber match and came off as underwhelming
for such an intense feud. It also didn’t
help that the Undertaker beat Mankind clean at the Survivor Series, so he’d
already gotten revenge in storyline terms.
I still can’t believe that they jobbed Helmsley so quickly to Sid. I understand making Sid look strong heading
into the In Your House pay-per-view, but they didn’t need to make Helmsley look
like such a paper champion either.
Night War Rating: N/A (vs. 3.3 for