by Logan Scisco
Austin-Vince McMahon interaction on last week’s show, where their WWF title
match was interrupted by Dude Love.
Michael Cole are in the booth and they are taped from Long Island, New York.
us a report from the Undertaker and Kane’s parents grave, where they will be
facing each other tonight.
the Love Shack and it does not take long for Vince McMahon to crash the
party. McMahon tells Love that is being
fined $5,000 and warns him not to interfere with his business again before
leaving. Love says he attacked Steve
Austin because he attacked him from behind, but that he may not face him at
Unforgiven if Austin grovels at his feet by the end of the show. It always amazes me how easily Foley can
modify his promos for each of his characters.
1 for 1
Island Street Fight: Faarooq beats Kama
Mustafa with a spinebuster at 5:52:
ringside, the most impressive of which is a beer keg that Mark Henry carries in
from the audience. However, the allies
of both men are barred from ringside.
Impressively, Ross holds off until four minutes in to remind us of
Faarooq’s All-American roots. Kama
dominates much of the match, which largely ignores the stipulation, and Faarooq
blasts Kama with his boot to avoid a Kama hammer attack and pick up the
win. Cole makes so many errors in
calling this match, one of which is screaming “DOMINATOR” after Faarooq hits
the spinebuster. Rating: ¾* (1 for 2)
seen admiring footage of them relieving themselves on the Disciples of
Apocalypse’s motorcycles weeks ago.
Billy Gunn dares Triple H to expose himself and urinate on tonight’s
hypes Jeff Jarrett’s musical performance with Sawyer Brown at Unforgiven.
comes out and Ross tells us that when Triple H and Owen Hart face off at
Unforgiven that Chyna will be suspended above the ring in a cage. Triple H and the New Age Outlaws comment on
their opponents at Unforgiven and Triple H’s urinating prank sees him take a
giant squirt gun and blow it into the audience.
LOD 2000, Owen Hart, and Sunny appear on the ramp and start heading
toward DX, but Sergeant Slaughter intervenes and books a match between them for
later tonight. I was just not a fan of
DX’s juvenile antics in this segment and we’ve really heard everything they
have to say against their opponents, although that is more of a fault with
repetitive booking than anything else. 1 for 3
clips are the 10-321 Rewind segment.
that the Undertaker is minutes away from the cemetery!
Cornette) defeats Mosh (w/Thrasher) via submission to an armbar at 2:40:
wrestlers in singles competition against non-tag team wrestlers much anymore
because it is an easy way to give singles stars victories while not harming the
reputation of a tag team, since the announcers can always point out that the
losing tag wrestler was not competing with their partner and they were out of
their element. Severn easily squashes
Mosh here with a few suplexes and an awkward looking armbar. This match should’ve been shorter and Mosh
should have received no offense, but since Severn is part of this NWA faction
the booking team doesn’t care that much about him.
appears at the cemetery and chokes Kelly, who screams like a little girl. Kelly says after the commercial break that
the Undertaker may be heading back to the arena after not finding Kane.
match, Luna Vachon promises to strip Sable of her soul and all of her clothes
The Artist Formerly Known as Goldust (w/Luna Vachon) by disqualification when
the Kamikaze Club interferes at 4:50:
wearing his more traditional attire here.
Both of these guys are in need of some direction and Bradshaw gets
something when the Kamikaze Club interferes and lays him out before
escaping through the crowd. This was
good when Bradshaw was using his stiff-looking offense, but we did not get
enough of that. Rating: * (1 for 4)
slapping Steve Austin is last week’s M&M Slam of the Week.
Lawler joins Ross for the second hour on commentary.
Austin comes out and alleges a conspiracy between Vince McMahon and Dude Love
to take the WWF title from him and he vows to kick ass tonight. He teases going after a photographer, a
cameraman, and a timekeeper before heading to the locker room. A simple filler promo and segment to keep the
wheels turning toward Unforgiven. 1 for 5
arriving at the arena. Is it the
Match: Terry Funk & 2 Cold Scorpio
beat The New Midnight Express (NWA Tag Team Champions w/Jim Cornette & Dan
Severn) when Scorpio pins Bombastic Bob with the 450 splash at 7:07:
back to his old name, is the only one that doesn’t phone it in for this
match. You would think that two former
tag wrestlers in Bart Gunn and Holly would work well as a team, but they do not
show much of it in this match. Scorpio
hits a crazy plancha when the Express beat on Funk on the outside and picks up
another victory for his team with the 450.
Severn doesn’t let Scorpio gloat, though, as he walks into the ring and
gives him a belly-to-belly suplex.
What’s funny is that Severn starts walking into the ring after the 450,
so you think a disqualification is coming, but he walks in so slow that the
referee finishes the three count before he can get to Scorpio. Some stablemate, eh? Rating: * (1 for 6)
vignette has him in the shower and warning women to get their rest.
Sable, who says she does not care if Luna Vachon strips her naked at
Unforgiven. That claim is interesting in
retrospect because having that booked to happen on RAW a year later is what led
Sable to leave the company and sue them.
Whoever arranged this segment was smart because they kept Sable’s
talking limited to that one line.
Kane greet the hearse that has shown up to the arena.
to get the Steve Austin “Hell Yeah!” t-shirt for $25 (plus $6 shipping &
tells Cole that he is ready to fight Austin if he dares to confront him.
The New Age Outlaws (w/X-Pac & Chyna) beat Owen Hart & LOD 2000
(w/Sunny) when Billy Gunn pins Animal after a piledriver at 8:27 shown:
during this match by mentioning how the Horsemen were no match for the
Legion of Doom and that Greensboro, North Carolina, where Unforgiven will be
held, is Ric Flair country. The LOD’s
role in this match is limited, but they aren’t showing anything special, which
their new gimmick cannot mask. In fact,
this match is a lot like the tag match with Funk and 2 Cold Scorpio earlier in
that Owen completely carries his team’s side of the contest. The Road Dogg gets hit with a Doomsday
Device, but Chyna picks up Sunny and that creates enough of a distraction that
enables X-Pac to hit Animal with a chair and produce the finish. At least Owen didn’t eat the pin. Rating: ** (2 for 7)
Kane are shown wheeling a dirty casket backstage as Bearer sings about “digging
up bones.” The hearse driver cracks me
up as he just watches all of this unfold with a stoic look like all of this is
just another day at the office.
Bearer come out and there are two caskets on the stage, which Bearer says are
the dug up graves of the Undertaker’s parents. Bearer says that the Undertaker can pay his respects since
he didn’t go to their funeral. He adds that he (Bearer) buried them in the cheapest caskets possible. The Undertaker appears through the crowd and
as he charges ramp, Kane pours gasoline on one of the caskets and Bearer sets it
alight. Kane then chokeslams the Undertaker into the other, which is the casket
of his mother. In a nice attention to
detail, they made sure to put bones and worms in the casket the Undertaker was
thrown into. Great segment that was much
better than having the men fight at the cemetery. 3 for
Kane and Paul Bearer have left the arena and the Undertaker is with whatever is
left of the remains.
walks out to do commentary for the next match.
Lawler welcomes him back “like good old times.” Storyline continuity is a nice thing.
Steve Blackman via submission to an abdominal stretch at 3:57:
snitches on all the bad thing Ross has said about him over the last couple of
weeks. McMahon laments that he and
Austin could have had a “classic” on last week’s show and promises to be close
to the ring during the WWF title match at Unforgiven. I would almost prefer they not call Love the
number one contender for Austin’s title since he has not beaten anyone to
immediately get a title shot. Anyway,
after some brief action, Love puts Blackman in an abdominal stretch and the
bell mysteriously rings, thereby making this the “Long Island Screwjob” I
suppose. Rating: * (3 for 9)
Blackman interrogates the timekeeper and hiptosses him on the arena floor. McMahon is outraged at all of this and as he
tends to the timekeeper, Steve Austin runs out, grabs McMahon, and hiptosses
HIM. Austin and Love brawl on the floor
and Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco get Stone Cold Stunners as McMahon
flees. Really fun closing segment that
sent the crowd into a frenzy. 4 for 10
of RAW relative to the last few weeks. The
second hour was where all of the action was, but very little was entertaining
outside of Austin-McMahon and the Undertaker-Kane angle. The Terry Funk & 2 Cold Scorpio tag team
had potential, so I am not sure why they abandoned it so quickly in 1998, but
it was good to see Scorpio being used as more than a jobber for a change.
Vince McMahon at ringside
suspended above the ring in a cage
Steve Blackman & Faarooq