The jokes write themselves…

Via the Observer's Daily Update…
"After teasing that they’d be discussing the first-ever “Impact Pizza” on a conference call, Impact Wrestling revealed some details about what that actually means. They’ll be holding a press conference at the Crust & Crate Fast Fired Pizza Pub in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada on Friday, where they’ll be unveiling the Impact-themed pizza and an Impact signature beverage. Bobby Lashley and Eli Drake will be at the press conference to try the products, which will be available only at the Crust & Crate from November 4-10. There will be post-show parties with members of the Impact roster at the Crust & Crate on November 5-10 as the promotion is in town for Bound for Glory."

I can only imagine what an "Impact themed pizza" would be.  Perhaps one that costs $600,000 a slice to produce and only has 3 people in the restaurant?  Or one that waits until the bigger pizza chain down the street throws their leftovers in the garbage and then fishes them out of the trash and puts them on their feature dish?  

In related news, I think I might justify the $8/month for the Impact streaming thing by reviewing the TNA PPVs from the start, we'll see.