Punctuate those pregnant pauses, pal!

Scott–

With regards to scripted promos: do you happen to know if the rank-and-file (i.e., people who aren’t Cena, Triple H, Heyman, Jericho and a handful of others) are actually coached on how to deliver their lines? Because I swear, nine times out of ten it sounds like the vast majority of the roster are deliberately going out of their way to mimic Vince’s vocal mannerisms.

Wouldn’t surprise me in the least.