SCOOOOOTTTTTTTT

IWC IS IN RAGE MODE because of SDL!

Instead of appearing/competing, Tye and Nakamura and New Day get VIDEO PACKAGES! yay!

Charlotte beats Naomi immediately after arriving on SDL, gets title shot next week (well not THAT bad or surprising, but phew, talk about overshadowing an entire division)

Shining Stars beat American Alpha within 3 minutes (bwahahahahhahahaha)

Jinder beats guys like Sami or Harper to become nr 1 contender for the WWE title in a sixpack challenge (how did we deserve this??)

Did Vince reminisce about the good ol times of spring 2004?? Did the absence of D. Bryan lead to all this? Am I stuck in a smark nightmare?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

…(wheeze)…

…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, fighting through a cough at the moment.