• Dwayne

    Foist

  • Good evening.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Hello

  • Brian_Bayless

    Pick four of the following to put on the shoot interview poll:

    Abdullah the Butcher
    Awesome Kong
    Bobby Lashley
    Cedric Alexander
    Craig Pittman
    Curtis Hughes
    Dark Journey
    Ernest Miller
    Godfather
    Iceman King Parsons
    Kamala
    Michael Tarver
    New Jack (1996)
    Norman Smiley
    Orlando Jordan
    R-Truth
    Ranger Ross
    Rich Swann
    Ricochet
    Rocky Johnson
    Rodney Mack & Jazz
    Stevie Ray
    Teddy Long
    Tony Atlas

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Orlando Jordan
      Ernest Miller
      Godfather
      New Jack

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      New Jack.

    • cultstatus

      What is with the reverse racism? White genocide is real.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Who the fuck wants to hear what Ranger Ross has to say about anything?

      • Brian_Bayless

        He went to jail for armed robbery. Seems to make for an interesting conversation

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          I don’t wanna watch a shoot about some dude’s jail time. That’s why they made Lock-Up.

    • Pittman
      Godfather
      Hughes
      Long

    • The Silver Fox

      Abdullah
      Dark Journey
      Parsons
      Smiley

  • cultstatus

    Chris Benoit was an inside job. STEEL CHAIRS DON’T MELT BRAIN CELLS!

    • wnyxmcneal

      Dustin Harris: That’s what I said!

    • cabspaintedyellow

      On a somewhat serious note, what if it comes out in 35 years that Benoit somehow didn’t do it?

      • What’s in the box?!

        Everyone will say they knew it all along and demand he be put into the hof?

      • cultstatus

        Kevin Sullivan got some explaining to do.

        • cabspaintedyellow

          I would imagine it was Meng on the orders of Kevin Sullivan.

          • cultstatus

            Nancy’s mistake was using a wooden folding chair as home defense.

          • cabspaintedyellow

            We’re going to Hell.

          • What’s in the box?!

            Eh, more interesting people to talk to.

          • Miko363

            No we’re not. That Duggar fella molested little girls and God still totally forgave him! He said so!

    • Hayden

      Found Hornswoggle’s account!

  • Bruce Chung

    Wizards at Pacers not a national game when there are only 2 tonight. WTF.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      No one wants to see Indiana play.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    “I love you, Ma, how about a hug?”
    “Whoa there, buddy, a handshake will suffice!”

    • cabspaintedyellow

      How many “Uncles” are there here?

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        Too many. I’m surprised the MAGA count isn’t higher here.

        • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

          Huh?

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            Cause of all the uncles.

          • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

            Ya lost me.

  • Bruce Chung

    Otto Porter Jr with 5 3’s in the 1st quarter.

    • cultstatus

      This news pleases me as he is on my fantasy team.

  • Edward M

    How is “cash me outside how bow dat” a meme. Stupid slutty girls have been going on daytime talk shows for decades now, I don’t get the point.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Part of me thinks it’s the completely inexplicable accent she has. Like, that’s an accent you have to be trying to make up, like Sweet Dee’s terrible accents on It’s Always Sunny. How on Earth did she get that accent? It beggars the imagination.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      That’s a tremendous line and accent, perfect delivery

  • The Silver Fox

    Bottom 5 world tag team champions:
    The Harris Brothers
    The Strongbows
    The Crusher & Baron Von Raschke
    Ken Patera & Brad Rheingans
    The Valiant Brothers
    ECW, TNA and ROH I haven’t watched enough of to have any real opinion on.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      R-Truth once teamed with and won the TNA tag belts with a football player who wasn’t allowed to wrestle because the NFL said if he did he couldn’t play that season.

      • The Silver Fox

        Sounds terrible. It was Pac Man Jones right?

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Yep.

      • Miko363

        He found plenty of other ways to miss seasons anyway.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        No, he couldn’t wrestle because it was written into his contract with the Titans that he couldn’t do anything that would be a grave injury risk.

        He couldn’t play football no matter what, Goodell suspended him, hence why he was in TNA to begin with.

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Ah, go soak your head!

        • The Silver Fox

          Far cry (though easy to understand) from the days when Wahoo McDaniel, Ernie Ladd and Dick the Bruiser would wrestle in the offseason to supplement their incomes. Though I think the NFL frowned on it back then as well.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Special K for RoH.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Deuce & Domino were champs too I believe in the WWE.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        Cliff Compton SUCKS.

      • cabspaintedyellow

        They actually ended the longest tag title reign in SD history from Londrick.

        Seriously, over a year as champs, just to lose it to The Greasers.

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          I miss Cherry. She was cute.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Needs more Headbangers.

    • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

      Hurricane and Rosey, who I think WWE forgot had the belts for months on end. Also Rico and Rikishi had one of the tag titles for a spell, for some reason.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I wonder whose job it was to repair the wooden chair after every “WCW Concrete Noggin” spot. Yes, I assume they just used the same one every time. What arena still has those stupid wood chairs?

  • Matthew Maynard Adams

    When you think there’s salvation.
    When you don’t want to leave the room.
    Eyes open undreaming… with the summertime in the void.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Heh. I like Sandman comics too.

      I know it’s not from that but it sounds like it could be.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        I Mother Earth.

        Not living right on the Canadian border like me, I imagine you’ve never heard of them.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    The most amayayayayayazing thing about Naomi is that lower half of hers.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN.

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        It’s a TALENTED lower half!

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        NO!

  • Ioan Morris

    I’m reading about George Reeves’ death for some reason.

    • So fucked up…

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Kryptonite spear right? In the middle of the night?

        • Totally

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Kryptonite spears, spooked horses….Those Reeves boys had some baaaaaaaad luck. Like Jordy Verrill.

      • Ioan Morris

        Have you seen Hollywoodland? Think I might seek it out.

        • Great movie. I own the DVD.

        • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

          Weird to think Ben Affleck essentially played both Superman & Batman. And Daredevil! Hollywood has a hard-on for this guy!

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          Hollywoodland was fantastic. Ben Affleck’s work in it was amazing and feels very underappreciated.

  • Sexy Miz
  • jobber123

    Okay holy shit Undertakers best promo ever is on the Raw where he comes back from being burned in that coffin by Kane at Rumble 98. This is one of my favorite promos ever by anyone, and I totally don’t remember it all.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Better than all the times he told off opponents for stepping in his yard? How dare you, sir.

    • Sexy Miz

      His best promo was the Marty Janetty Ascension.

      • Miko363

        Prichard now claims it wasn’t Marty just some local guy. Of course he may just be saying that to spite Meltzer by categorically denying anything he reported.

        • Sexy Miz

          IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO IT WAS!

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Is that the one where he walks through fire?

      • jobber123

        Hell yeah

    • What’s in the box?!

      That promo is awesome, that shit got me hyped for their match.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      I love that whole Kane angle. From Bearer speaking of Kane’s Return through WM is perfect WWF soap opera.

  • cultstatus

    The miniature version of the ship in King Kong is one the coolest things I’ve seen. It’s incredibly detailed with mini lights that work and even furniture inside of rooms and shit like that.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      Mine just arrived! After I finish the LA Confidential bonus features I’m gonna start on Kong.

      • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

        *kicks can*

        Aww I got the old versions…

        • cultstatus

          The new version is pretty cheap. I got mine for like 13 bucks.

          • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

            I wanted to grab it today and my GF said “you have 4 copies of it already!!”

          • cultstatus

            Tell her now you’ll only have one copy.

          • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

            I’m a collector/hoarder tho. I actually have 5 copies, with a copy of the fullscreen version tucked in with the widescreen.

      • cultstatus

        I’m on day 3 of the bonus features and I JUST started the post production diaries. So much stuff packed on this disc.

  • What’s in the box?!
    • wnyxmcneal

      Peter Alexander’s pretty cool. No idea when he sleeps

      • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

        Yeah they throw to him on the today show. Also- the beautiful Hallie Jackson was Matt Lauer’s co-host today. She was probably sorry she missed the press conference, but I wasn’t. Da-yum.

        • wnyxmcneal

          I need to watch that online. Hallie did analysis with Katy Tur afterwards.

          • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

            Hopefully she was still wearing that black dress. Yowzah.

          • wnyxmcneal

            Yea, she looked good. I’m glad there’s someone else in the Hallie, good lord club.

          • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

            Was it you that i was gawking at her inauguration gear with? She wore quite the gown that day.

          • wnyxmcneal

            Yes. I saw that dress and daaaaaaamn

    • Edward M

      Fake news! Sad!

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        LOL at the commentator posting “He was talking about REPUBLICAN presidents!”

        Still nope (1988).

        • What’s in the box?!

          Didn’t Clinton get a bigger number too in ’96?

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            There’s a bunch of elections between Reagan and Trump with larger margins.

          • wnyxmcneal

            No. He never got to 400 like HW did

          • What’s in the box?!

            I meant than Trump.

          • wnyxmcneal

            Yes. 379. Trump’s margin was actually pretty small historically.

          • What’s in the box?!

            Having being only a kid back then, was it that obvious Clinton was gonna kick Dole’s ass?

          • wnyxmcneal

            Yes. They pulled the plug on Dole a few weeks before.

        • Sexy Miz

          One term presidents don’t count.

    • Brian_Bayless

      That press conference was a National embarrassment.

      Listened to BBC and MSNBC radio went it ended and yeah, it was something.

    • Sexy Miz

      Reporter getting played like a violin.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Enzo runs the ropes like someone telling me to jump into a pool

    Big ol NOPE.

    • cultstatus

      lol bonzai can’t swim

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        I’m SAWFT

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      I imagine you swimming in a t-shirt.

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        Don’t imagine me swimming at all, because I can’t.

        • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

          *will avoid obvious jokes*

          I also cannot swim, despite having a pool in my backyard for years.

    • Did you see his match Monday against Cesaro where he ROYALLY fucked up a “get thrown to the floor” spot and they cut to Cesaro with this hilarious “dude, fucking SERIOUSLY?” face?

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        Yeah. He’s super jittery now post-KO.

  • Thebraziliankid

    Asia Carrera has not aged well.

    • Sexy Miz

      That Chyna clone in WCW?

    • LEAVE THE MEMORIES ALONE!

      • … and she’s one of those wearing spaghetti strainers on their DMV pictures.

        Rutgers Education!

  • cultstatus

    guess we know bonzai ain’t doing back STROKIN’!

    how bout it?

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      FILE

  • cultstatus

    How do you people not know how to swim?

    • Brian_Bayless

      My grandparents had a pool so I was swimming early

      • The Silver Fox

        I learned to swim early because my family spent a lot of time around, whether it was sailing, fishing or, later on, kayaking.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      I move limbs but don’t move anywhere?

    • Well, if nobody bothers to teach you, and you’re not gonna try to learn by yourself because the price of failure is pretty high, then it just kinda happens.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      Because fuck swimming?

    • Bruce Chung

      What do you mean YOU PEOPLE?

      • cultstatus

        black people specifically.

        • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

          We were too busy building the White House and most of the country to learn.

    • What’s in the box?!

      I learned at the Y, but before that I had supervision at the beach whenever I went in

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I feel like putting together an alternate WrestleMania IV in WWE 2K14. I kinda want to put Hogan and Andre in a cage.

    • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

      That happened at Wrestlefest ’88 that summer. I was there.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I know but I want them to fight each other in front of the President.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Best powerbomb ever

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      ….

      What the fuck was THAT?!?

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        POWERBOMB STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE OCEAN

        • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

          Do your bosses know this is what you do all day?

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            If they gave me shit to do….

  • cabspaintedyellow

    They need to put Global Warning 2002 on the Network. Watched a highlight video online, and it looked like a really fun show.

    Rikishi vs. Rico
    Jamie Noble vs. Hurricane Helms for the CW title
    Lance Storm and Christian vs. Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio
    Edge vs. Chris Jericho
    Kurt Angle vs. Test
    Stacy Kiebler vs. Torrie Wilson in a bra and panties match
    The Rock vs. Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship

    • wnyxmcneal

      I have it on DVD somewhere.

    • cultstatus

      They put out Brock/Rock/HHH on a DVD a few years back.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      Isn’t it on the network? I swear I watched it on there. Edge/Jericho was a ton of fun.

  • Sexy Miz

    There’s a Director’s Cut of Ghostbusters with a 17 minute sex scene between Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      Lies.

      • Sexy Miz

        Not lies. Alternative Trivia.

      • SodaPop

        If we are lucky, yes.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    But the number one thing I want on the Network is

    MORE PRIMETIME WRESTLING. WHAT THE FUCK. YOU HAVE EVERY EPISODE, FUCKING UPLOAD IT. IT’S NOT HARD.

    • cultstatus

      I want early 90s WCW Saturday Night.

      • RawisStoned

        Dangerous Alliance…and lots of it

    • This

    • Comdukakis

      and all the house shows (IN FULL) that were on 24/7 on demand

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      “We’ll do that after you goddamned fans start cheering Roman Reigns, pal! Fuck you!”

    • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

      Thun-der, nanana na nanananana.

  • cultstatus

    Sound guys have low key one of the coolest jobs in Hollywood.

    • SpiralTap

      If the Brian De Palma film Blow Out is anything to go by, yeah.

  • Bruce Chung

    I love Melo and all that, but Beal should have gotten the All-Star spot when Love went out.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Trump complained that media reports were making it harder for him to improve the relationship between Moscow and Washington, while saying he would politically be better off taking a hard line against Russian President Vladimir Putin.

    “The greatest thing I could do is shoot that ship that’s 30 miles offshore right out of the water,”

    But one part of his boast, that he had won “the biggest Electoral College win since Ronald Reagan,” was easily disproved by George H.W. Bush’s landslide win in 1988. “I was given that information, I don’t know,” he said when a reporter asked him about the false claim.

    In the words of Jon Gruden: “THIS fucking guy”

    • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

      I don’t think most Americans would cheer him sinking a Russian ship in international waters, given it would essentionally be a preemptive declaration of war.

  • The Silver Fox

    Favorite piledriver: Paul Orndorff after he turned on Hulk Hogan.

    • Ioan Morris

      I do love Punk’s on Cena. For the surprise factor as much as anything.

      • The Silver Fox

        That was also very good.

    • cultstatus
      • The Silver Fox

        Is that RVD with the hilarious selling.

        • cultstatus

          Yeah. I can’t figure out how he does it. I thought he pushed up from Dreamer’s legs but he doesn’t.

    • SodaPop

      Lawler vs. Kaufman.

  • SodaPop

    Currently watching 30 for 30: Catholics vs. Convicts episode. Had no knowledge of this at all. Has there ever been a bad 30 for 30 program?

    • …not really. It’s a very high-floor, high-ceiling series.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      I didn’t care for the one on fantasy baseball.

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        GASP!

        *faints*

    • wnyxmcneal

      A few. The Red Sox one was awful. I like Peter Berg, but King’s Ransom has been done a lot better.

    • Bruce Chung

      Small Potatoes. Fake news!

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        He offered to talk shit about Charley Steiner. What an asshole.

  • Welp, time to find a new game to review…*reaches into pile*

    Oh…this is gonna be funderful.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      What game?

      • Razor Freestyle Scooter for N64.

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          Never played it.

          But any game with the word “Razor” that doesn’t involve Scott Hall is probably gonna be terrible. Hell, most games that do have Razor Ramon suck.

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          No! Bad! Bad Unkie Dave! Baaaaaaaad! *Stomps on the floor to spook you away from the game*

    • SodaPop

      Review Superman 64. Barrel of fucking monkeys.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        That game is so, so, SO bad.

        • SodaPop

          Played it once. Two times too many.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Like, there are bad games that were just incomplete and what not. Action 52, Big Rigs, and so on.

            Superman 64? Like, that is Diakitana bad. It’s a complete fucking embarrassment.

          • SodaPop

            Made by a French company. Just saying.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Yeah, that explains a lot.

            Just stick to making vodka, you fucking frogs.

      • Never again.

        Never.

        EVER.

        Again.

  • jobber123

    Dude seriously, Kane comes out and fucks up the time keeper, and Bearer says blah blah no one can stop him, who else dares challenge Kane…of course lights go out, and coffin appears by the titantron, AND THEN A FUCKING BOLT OF LIGHTENING HITS IT…Taker pops out and goes

    “WELCOME TO HELL AND THE DEMON WHO WILL LEAD YOU INTO ETERNAL DAMNATION” Then he basically straight up tells Bearer and Kane is going to kill them both,and tells them when they burned him alive he didn’t die, he VOLUNTARILY went to the dark side. And he went there to soothe their parents resting souls because he was going to have to show his younger brother why he was the lord of darkness and reaver of wayward souls. KANE THERE IS NO ONE LEFT TO SAVE YOU. I WILL DESTROY YOU AND FEED YOUR ROTTING SOUL TO THE HOUNDS OF HELL! Then he adds the “And you will NEVER” to his R.I.P catch phrase. So fucking awesome.

    • SodaPop

      Monday Night War. Gotta crank that shit to 11.

  • RawisStoned

    So is the long term plan for Enzo and Cass for Cass to break off into a single with Enzo as his manager and occasional partner? Cause Enzo sucks in the ring and poses no threat but could be a GREAT manager and I could see that drawing huge.

    • Comdukakis

      seemed to me they were teasing Big Cass getting fed up with Enzo’s mouth writing checks his ass couldn’t cash and that Big Cass had to cover.

      • RawisStoned

        I mean sure Cass beating the ever loving shit out of Enzo would, work but I could just see working better with them as a team.

        • Comdukakis

          it would but last week I swear I saw an eye roll from Cass when he had to step in front of Enzo backstage with Cesaro and Sheamus

    • Bruce Chung

      Long term plan is Reigns is the most over face of all time.

  • Mikey

    A$AP Rocky playing on some NBA all star kickoff concert.

    New Orleans does big events the best

    • RawisStoned

      I like him on the Selena Gomez Good For You video. Seriously…that video is hot

    • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

      Cue Stone Cold’s pained, “Who?”

  • I think I may be allergic to fennel. Which sucks, because this Italian sausage I put in the baked ziti has fennel. Ugh. No dinner for me.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      I think I am, too. There’s something in some pork products that fucks with me. Ham is okay, a little bacon, but beyond that my system can’t process it.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      That’s no funnel!

      • Of course, my wife loves it and doesn’t understand why I am displeased. It’s only my throat closing in. No biggie.

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          Good food and a quiet husband? Sounds like a fucking winner.

          • I’m gonna go back to how things were the last two days, me puking my guts out and unable to do anything else around the house. That’ll teach her.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            Ah c’mon it’s not so bad, no need to projectile vomit.

          • Been there, done that already this week, kemo sabe. I’d prefer not to go back.

      • jobber123

        ….why am I fucking chuckling at that. No!

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          Because eventually I will drag all of you down to my level.

          • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

            Why is Carol Channing in your avatar?

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            LOL oh my god hahahaha

        • It was funny.

  • jobber123

    OK Sable was not more over than Undertaker in early 98, but she is definitely the #3 face by a lot.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    I’m reading about how nWo t-shirts are becoming all the rage again after Aziz and Kendall Jenner wore them in the press last week. It would truly be a wonderful thing if people bought nWo brand stuff to protest Trump via giving money to Vincent McMahon…

  • Comdukakis

    I’m still riled up about this Emma/Kelly Kelly shit. It just seems that Vince trying to come up with a Sable sexpot character in 2017 with the new emphasis on women’s WRESTLING is a giant step back and a slap in the face to his own daughter. I know they need a new body for total divas and Alexa, Bayley, Charlotte, Becky, and Sasha ain’t having it (try Carmella) but sweet jesus. You need new fans. Why alientate parents and younger viewers by even hinting at going back to that shit treatment of females and giving all the parents (like me) a reason to tune out with their kids due to poor role models?

    All for the shit ratings Total Divas gets, because Vince loves his “mainstream attention” no matter how pathetically small it is.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      Because it harkens back to when he was the most successful. That’s why he’ll always have a steroid freak or three around.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Kelly also didn’t draw a nickel, let alone a dime.

      • Comdukakis

        that’s the thing. In today’s era of internet porn 14 year old boys aren’t watching WWE for nipple slips from Kelly Kelly. It’s horribly short sighted and again really sends a bad message

  • Mikey

    JK it was Travis Scott!

  • jobber123

    I really had completely forgotten about that Undertaker promo. That was so good.

  • RawisStoned

    I just realized that my girlfriend is younger then Selena Gomez…I’m rather pleased with myself right now.

    • Comdukakis

      Selena Gomez puts out.

      Unless you took her virgnity by now, in which case….well done

      • RawisStoned

        Touche. And no. But we have a dialogue going so that’s good

        • Comdukakis

          start with a light fingering.

          • RawisStoned

            did through her clothes. Still doesn’t want to take them off. But she seemed to enjoy it

          • Comdukakis

            I had a girl when I was 24 that was a virgin. After 9 months all I could still get was sucking her boobs. We broke up for other reasons. Never figured out if she was just asexual or what. She had no religious objections that’s for sure. She did buy me a sweet leather jacket for xmas though.

            I took another girl’s virginity in a public park. No one could see but apparently they could hear. We got applause when we were done

          • RawisStoned

            She likes backrubs, (which she will let me do under her clothes.) I’m thinking the key is lots and lots of backrubs

          • Comdukakis

            hmm. massage porn is one of my top fantasies. Go with it and good luck

          • Night

            Geez, why don’t the two of you get a room?!

          • Comdukakis

            um….fuck Cena?

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Dude that’s how I felt when I realized my wife was younger than Tipper Gore.

      • Comdukakis

        my wife is younger than Bea Arthur. Which keeps her safe from Bonzai

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          Putting her in a swimming pool keeps her safe too apparently.

          HES FA–CANTSWIM!

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    TIL Carol Channing was born in Seattle. Thanks Grandpa!

    • Comdukakis

      this may be your most frightening looking avatar yet

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        It’s pretty rare that I’m so in love with one that I can’t stop looking at it. This one qualifies.

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          Still not better than Jeripratt but hell, what is.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      My work here is done!

  • Bruce Chung

    Pacers have some nice cheerleaders. Corn fed country girls.

    • RawisStoned

      Better then meth fed because there is nothing else to do in the country, country girls

    • Night

      Yeah, but don’t go messin’ with a country boy, a country boy, a country boy…

      • RawisStoned

        Yeah, Hillbilly Jim ain’t getting those girls

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    I’m alone tonight. I feel a shitfaced coming on…

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Yay.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      I absolutely believe you have the anal dexterity to shit on your own face.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        Oh I wasn’t talking about having a literal shit face, I couldn’t compete there. I was talking about drinking!

      • Comdukakis

        fuck you for that visual

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          It’s one of my prouder moments. Marv scorpioning shit onto his own face.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        It would have to be a poop with some velocity I think.

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          Nah. All it would need is a flick of the ass at precisely the right moment and with the right velocity.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            “A Flick of The Ass” was one of my favorite levels in Leisure Suit Larry.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      I got another 2 40s. If you want to get bombed I’ll fox with ya.

    • SodaPop

      Impact is on. Put you right to sleep.

      • Comdukakis

        I love that NJPW is beating Impact in the ratings. tonight’s a big night with the censored ref

        • Biscuit!

          I’m watching NJPW right now!

    • I should have a beer. Or 10.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        Only 17.99999999999 years to go!

        • I’m kicking her out at 15. Just cuz.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            We could hook her and Squish up, I’m just not sure who would pay for anything since both of their parents are babies themselves lol

          • I’mma teach her to aim higher.

            No offense, of course.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            I just like imagining how that would go, “Hey the cell phone bill is due call your par…lol…grandparents, see if they’ll pay it.”

          • “What’s that? You need a new pair of sneakers? Hold on, let me call your grandmother…”

            Actually, that’s what my sister-in-law actually does.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Hey alright, my guy just picked up more stuff. This is good. I think I just picked up from him yesterday but I should hit him up again at the end of the week.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Who are we? What do we run? We run the woooo-oooooorld

    • Comdukakis

      I’m having flashbacks to Perot’s VP choice Admiral Stockdale. “Who am I? Why am I here?”

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      You look like a cat I knew and an older lady I used to work with.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Is that like a Ric Flair theme park?

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    NBC is turning 90! Which makes it younger than Betty White, which is odd.

    • Comdukakis

      and less relevant than Betty too

    • RawisStoned

      That’s the most random fact I have heard all day

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        Challenge accepted!

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Betty is older than chocolate chip cookies, I believe.

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        And Volvo!

  • Oh, this game is wasting no time. It’s already exceeding my expectations in the wrong direction.

    • Game?

      • Razor Freestyle Scooter for N64.

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          It’s real bad. Like a half assed Tony Hawk.

        • Condolences.

  • SodaPop

    So going off my earlier comment on the day thread, what piece should replace the thimble in Monopoly? I vote a Segway.

    • Comdukakis

      A big orange cheeto

    • Roller blades.

      • SodaPop

        Not bad. Skateboard maybe?

    • Biscuit!

      A bigger thimble

      • Comdukakis

        no one knows what a thimble is anymore

    • A phone? Do they already have a phone?

      • SodaPop

        Nope. Maybe a computer mouse too?

    • Thesyckid

      Selfie stick

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Hashtag.

  • What’s in the box?!

    Awwww fuck, Justin Schultz mighta just gotten concussed.

    • cultstatus

      double fuck because he is on my fantasy team.

  • The Silver Fox

    Favorite disaster movie? The Towering Inferno is mine.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      The Avengers.

    • Comdukakis

      Ishtar.

    • Biscuit!

      Gigli

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Suicide Squad

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      Green Lantern.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      Also, I enjoyed 2012 for whatever reason.

      • The Silver Fox

        As did I.

    • Titanic.

      Not really, but I LOVE putting it under that genre. My real choices are Miracle Landing (based on Aloha Airlines Flight 243 losing part of the fuselage on a flight and managing to make it safely back to an emergency landing), and Strands (UK nuclear war movie).

    • cultstatus

      ID4

  • Biscuit!

    Ligersault, lalalalalalalala la lalala
    Liger smash! lalalalalala la lalala

  • WWF1987

    The Big Bang Theory is getting renewed for two more seasons. People like to hate on the show, but I like it.

    • Comdukakis

      it’s definitely slipping but it’s still fun. and it gets ratings

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      It’s terrible.

      But the chicks are hot, so yeah, it’s gonna get ratings.

      • Comdukakis

        people aren’t watching BBT for hot chicks. they can look at pics online

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          So they’re watching for terrible comedy and worse characters?

          • Comdukakis

            apparently some of us enjoy the comedy. funny how people have different opinons

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Yeah, shitty opinions. See the last election as an example.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Beyoncé is one of those things I was sort of forced to be around and hated, then started to like ironically and now…well now I’m alone in an empty house and listening to Video Phone

    • How does one hate Beyonce? More accurately, how is one ALLOWED to not love Beyonce?

      • I’m quite neutral towards her. Don’t care about or for her music, and sure, she looks good.

        • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

          Objectively she’s attractive but she’s not my type and it seems like she comes with a lot of baggage.

          • Dwayne

            The baggage comes from being married and having kids with Jay z. But attractive is definitely my type

          • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

            I put her in the same category as Mariah.

          • Dwayne

            I don’t know what category that is but I’d hit off either one of them if I had a chance

          • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

            Sure, but you don’t stick around afterwards. Nick Cannon learned that the hard way.

          • Maybe 1980s-1990s Mariah. Modern Mariah is a fucking trainwreck, and you’re more than welcome to her.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            She’s 100% not on my type but manages to make herself my type which makes her even hotter.

          • Thesyckid

            Jay Z fucked down when he had Beyonce. Let’s put that into perspective. Cuz Jigga looks like a camel. Gotta be a little crazy to let that happen.

          • Dwayne

            When you are rich and famous you aren’t ugly

          • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

            Aristole Onassis: You got that right, buddy!

          • Dwayne

            If you are ugly, you better have some talent or money.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            Or, failing either of those, an ability to keep talking until a woman just fucking gives up

          • Wut.

            So much wrong here.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        They’re not. That’s why the country is so tense right now. So many underlying issues.

        • Thesyckid

          No debate we would all grab her by the pussy tho.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            I’d wear it on my head like a fedora.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Hipster.

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        I’m indifferent to her.

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Likewise. As long as she doesn’t get in my way, we’re fine.

      • Dwayne

        I don’t know where the hate even comes from.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    Random Fact: The Harlem Globetrotters played their first ever road game in Hinckley, Illinois on January 7th, 1927.

  • Biscuit!

    I’m a fan of the trend of fans dressing their babies as KUSHIDA.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    Brandi Rhodes is so motherfucking fine.

    • Dwayne

      That’s one of the best looking girls I’ve ever seen

    • Biscuit!

      DUH

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein saying (“and I’ve been reluctant to say this…”) that Trump has clearly veered into Nixon territory. If anyone would know…

  • cabspaintedyellow

    Damn, Angelina Love looks so scuzzy these days.

    • SpiralTap

      She always has.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      She always looks like that. She looks like how Paige smells.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        By the way, Paige smells like kippers and sweat with a hint of Love Pink perfume that she prolly put on three nights ago.

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          No. Not boo. P.U.

    • Brian_Bayless

      She was always rail thin.

    • Druggie stripper? That’s Angelina 101.

    • Mikey

      Looks worse than Ashley Massaro.

    • Miko363

      As bad as the Divas division was, as least they realized each girl had like a 3 year shelf life at best.

  • Mikey

    Marcus Smarts hair doesn’t look as stupid these days

  • cabspaintedyellow

    What’s your favorite of all board games? Can include tabletop games.

    • Risk. And maybe Axis and Allies.

      • A&A would probably be my top Honorable Mention.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      Never been a board game fan.

    • The Silver Fox

      Risk or Clue.

    • RawisStoned

      Sorry. WARS used to break out at home when my family and I played that

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Does chess count? Because that’d be my pick.

      I can’t play chess of course but holy shit does that make me sound smarter.

      • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

        Somehow, coming from you, it really doesn’t.

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          Pawn!

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            Yes? Are you sending it to c5?

          • Queen to Knight 4

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            That’s an advanced move for Marv. Next you’ll say he’ll employ the Sicilian defense.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            I don’t know what a kuhfive is

          • (sigh)

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            Was that a disappointed but I can go to the bar sigh? Or a disappointed and I can’t go to the bar sigh?

          • Both.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            Fuck that’s what I’m always afraid of

    • Brian_Bayless

      Risk, Clue, and Monopoly

    • Ooh, tough one. I’ll go with a Top Five off the top of my head, with a buttload of honorable mentions I won’t name.

      5: Formula D
      4: Ticket To Ride
      3: Risk
      2: Munchkin
      1: Trivial Pursuit

      • OOOH! Trivial Pursuit.

        • I still check Ebay every once in a while for the older trivia cards… never jumped on any yet.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      I always liked Life.

    • Dwayne

      Monopoly

    • Can we count Cards Against Humanity in this group?

      • cabspaintedyellow

        I’ll allow it.

      • Yeah, it doesn’t hold its full allure past the first couple/few rounds (unless you play short rounds with a lot of cards never used), but it’s still a solid choice.

        • It’s a top-tier bar game, no skills required or rules to learn, just sit around and drink and say terrible things.

          • Yeah, that is true. Me not drinking does pull it down a little. Then again, I don’t need to be drunk to know that “8 oz. of sweet, sweet, Mexican tar heroin” wins anything not directly meme-related (like pedophilia to the church card).

    • The Silver Fox

      Perfection and Simon would be two others.

    • Biscuit!

      I enjoyed Carrom, Aggravation, chess and I used to play a lot of backgammon. Of course I’ve forgotten how to play.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      Clue.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Scrabble. Good ol fashioned war of the minds.

  • WWF1987

    I like how not even the streaming sites care to show Impact anymore.

    • Mikey

      Is that on now?

      • WWF1987

        Yeah.

        • Mikey

          Hm my PSVue has pop. I may put it on when I start drinking

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Fool.

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    Even Trump’s flack mouthpiece on CNN can’t reconcile “the leak is real, but the news is fake!”

  • cabspaintedyellow

    “Yeah, um, give me one of those porno magazines, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a box of panty shields… andsomeillegalfireworks… and one of those disposable enemas. You know what, make it two.”

    “Hmmm, I don’t know what you have planned for tonight, Homer, but you can count me out.”

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      Which makes you realize that Homer and Marge HAVE done some freaky shit in the past, but there’s a line.

    • Biscuit!

      You got the dud!

      It looks like you, Poindexter!

    • The Silver Fox

      The first time I saw that episode, I missed the homage to American Graffiti.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    Betty White is older than the FDA, sound in film and the BBC.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      And older than that one dude’s girlfriend too

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      But still younger than Bonzai’s chick.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I am still irritated they took my hammer away in GTA.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Which one?

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        GTA Online. I had one a week ago and now it’s gone. Pisses me off. I used to use it in gang fights. I would kill the gang dudes until I got to the last guy. I would wing him with the pistol and then while he was rolling around in pain and shit I would bludgeon him with the hammer. So satisfying.

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          There’s a hammer in GTAV? That’s news to me.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Indeed there is.

  • cultstatus

    “Hogan wanted to piledriver Elizabeth at the Fall Brawl PPV but Bischoff overruled it figuring the word may get to Ted Turner and they’d all wind up in trouble.”

    • … boom chicka bow wow?

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Wow. That seems like a god awful idea.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      I think Hogan wanted to piledrive Liz at every show, not just Fall Brawl

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    :: Biff, Upon Learning From Bonzai What Sense8 Contains ::

    https://media.giphy.com/media/UkXmMG16mooz6/giphy.gif

  • Biscuit!

    Best card game?

    Euchre for me #MidBest

    • I’d go Cribbage, but Euchre is in the Pantheon.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Uno.

      I said it.

    • Magic: The Gathering. Only wins because it’s not dead, otherwise WWF Raw Deal wins.

      • As for playing card games: Pedro (pronounced pee-dro) and Texas Hold’Em are my top two there.

    • The Silver Fox

      Blackjack

      • Good #3 for me, either that or Rummy.

        • The Silver Fox

          The only thing I will play in a casino.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    “This is only the beginning, Snake. America will descend into chaos… It’ll be the Wild West all over again. No law, no order. Fire will spread across the world. The people will fight… and through battle, they will know the fullness of life. At last… our father’s will… his Outer Heaven… is complete.”

    • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

      Escape from LA?

      • cabspaintedyellow

        Metal Gear Solid 4.

        Close, since both have a guy named Snake.

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          Goddammit am I pissed they haven’t remastered MGS 4 yet. I want to play it desperately but not bad enough to buy a PS3.

      • Biscuit!

        State of the Union

    • cultstatus

      METAL BoD SOLID NIGHT 2: COMMENTS OF LIBERTY

  • Mikey

    Anyone listen to Futures new album yet?

    • Danny Omega

      I don’t have a time machine.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    Seriously, Marge SHOULD have been appalled, but she was like “eh, not tonight babe”.

    Marge Simpson: SUPERFREAK.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    “I guess you might say he’s barking up the wrong Bush. (Well there it is, Homer, the cleverest thing you’ll ever say and nobody heard it.)

    • Biscuit!

      I will oppose teen alcoholism in all its forms! Now does anyone have any questions?

  • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

    Has anyone else played Liar’s Dice? A few years ago when my brother was moving away we went up to our cousins house and 6 of us played Liars Dice until like 5 in the morning. It was up there as far as most fun experiences.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      We need to get you some more experiences.

      • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

        Fuck you dude 5 people drunk off their asses and me bullshitting and playing Liar’s Dice is worth 18 experiences.

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          Sober in a room with five drunks? That is my absolute worst nightmare. I can get why you’d dig it though

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            I usually hate it. But on that night it was the 5 right drunks. Hint: my brother wasn’t playing lol.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      It’s a great drinking game. I marked out when it showed up in POTC 2.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      I’ve read the rules and tried to understand it no less than six thrillion different occasions so I could play it in Red Dead Redemption and understand what I was doing. But it makes no fucking sense to me, and I can’t believe they included that as a plot point in one of those Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

      • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

        everyone has five Dice. Everyone rolls in secret and you basically take turns predicting how many of a certain number there are. Like “there are at least four 6’s” and no one knows what anyone else rolled besides their own. So you go around and someone can either predict a higher number, or call Spot on which means there is exactly 4 6’s or bullshit which means there are three or less. After that if the person called bullshit and were wrong, they lose a die, if they were right the person they called loses a die. If they call Spot on and are right then everyone else loses a die, and if they call Spot on and are wrong they would lose a die. The goal is to be the last person with Dice.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      I’ve played it in RDR.

  • Brian_Bayless

    Wow, seems like Nicole Bass passed away.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Yeah dude in 1993, where the hell have you be…oh that was Fred Gwynne

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          Hey fuck you man! This Fred Gwynne joke is aces and if anything a guy that randomly drops Carol Channing should understand!

          • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

            Hey! A woman man person may or may not be dead! Show some respect!

    • cabspaintedyellow

      I could have sworn she passed years ago.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Like with Chyna, good fucking riddance.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        What did Nicole Bass ever do?

        • Dwayne

          What did Chyna even do?

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            You know, there is one thread that links the two of these women.

            Boner confusion.

          • RedSox1981

            Anal, apparently.

          • Dwayne

            I applaud that

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Nothing useful, which is my point here.

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          Well, nothing to me, if that’s what you mean.

          But she was beyond ugly, couldn’t work, couldn’t talk. She was useless.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            …. Alrighty then.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            I’ve had a migrane for the last week and I’m in a REALLY bad mood.

            So yeah, I’m kinda in full dickhead mode right now.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            I mean, to each their own and all. It was just that the way you’d posted originally, I figured she’d been arrested for kiddie porn or murder or something.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            No, I mean, you’re right, that was totally over the top.

            Just… the shit that has happened over the last couple days… I’m not the most pleasant person to be around right now.

          • Mordecai Jones

            Not engaging. Changed my mind.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Well, more so than usual.

      • Mordecai Jones

        Null.

    • Mikey

      Sad news.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    What are some things you missed on the Simpsons in your youth but understand now as an adult?

    That bit about Marge saying “Whatever you have planned tonight, you can count me out” went over my head, as did Miss Hoover wiping Drambuie off of Lisa’s A+++. I just figured Drambuie was a kind of BBQ sauce.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      A ton of the movie shout-outs;

      • cabspaintedyellow

        I didn’t know Naked Lunch was a real movie until I was in college.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      – The Washington Monument joke.

      – “I pretend I’m interested in looking at power tools, going to those silly car-chase movies, and some things I’ll tell you about when you’re older.”

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      Most of the early Smithers jokes.

      • Biscuit!

        Also his vitiligo.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    I miss this guy so much right now. lolol

  • Dwayne

    They quoted Jerry Lawler in the Wisconsin vs Michigan game

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      “Puppies! Puppies! Woohoo-oooh my chest!”

    • Those co-eds are way too old for him.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      “Hey, that 13 year old chick is pretty cute!”

  • cabspaintedyellow

    Otacon: Have you ever… loved someone?
    Solid Snake: That’s what you came to ask?
    Otacon: No, I was wondering if even soldiers fall in love.
    Solid Snake: What are you trying to say?
    Otacon: I want to ask you. Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?
    Solid Snake: Yeah. I do. I think at any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other. But if you love someone, you have to be able to protect them.

    As a teenager, I was fully expecting a grown-man makeout session.

    • cultstatus

      I love weird ass convos like that in MGS.

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    Trump shill on CNN just said there shouldn’t be a Congressional Black Caucus, “or any caucus based on race.” Then vaguely compares the CBC to the Klan.

    FOR FUCK’S SAKE…

    • cabspaintedyellow

      America fucking sucks.

      • Mordecai Jones

        Only today? Only in 2017? Or is that just a general statement that would cover the last 17 years?

    • Biscuit!

      No more shadows. Let these garbage piles expose themselves.

    • RedSox1981

      I’d like to say that the wheels were coming off of the bus, but then again, I’m not entirely convinced that the bus has wheels to begin with.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      People really ought to stop watching the news. They’re just going to be pissed off constantly for the next while.

      • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

        Biff, where’s our titty blog?!

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          Gotta give me some time to get over the stomach flu. I can’t properly grade on such a steep curve atm.

          • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

            Caroline Munro. Put her on the list.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Will do.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      I’m always amazed at all the variations of Monopoly they have in the calendar store in the mall.

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        Enda Krabappoly!

  • cabspaintedyellow

    Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn’t for the kids. OK, so there’s this huge pile of crap, right? It’s shaped like a giant tank, and it’s walking around on two legs, goin’ on a rampage and stompin’ on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles… whatever it hits – people, trees, buildings – turns into shit. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John… Everything in that turd’s path turned into shit.

    Naked Snake: That’s… pretty sick, man.

  • The Silver Fox
  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Alright, dipping into the Turk. I’m going to start a show at 6:15 or so, not sure which. The goal tonight is get drunk enough I walk like my son

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Sounds doable

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      Your Son: Dude, my fucking leg muscles are still developing. Stop being a dick. Now, give me some fucking num-nums!

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        It’s the toes man. He can full on sprint while barefoot but put him in shoes and he walks Tony Stark in that original Iron Man costume he built in the cave

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    So Trump’s definitely pulling a Constanza, right?

    • Dwayne

      Idk. I didn’t watch that show

      • Biscuit!

        Black people didn’t watch that show.

        • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

          🙁

        • Dwayne

          Apparently grampa did. Oh wait

        • Roronoa FunkDoc

          Hey now!

          • Dwayne

            It’s funny because you talk about what people say on black twitter but you love Friends and Seinfeld lol

          • There’s a black twitter?

          • Dwayne

            Ask Fuckdoc

          • Dwayne

            Dwayne don’t tweet

          • Biscuit!

            That’s Larry Sanders

        • The Silver Fox

          This white person never watched that show.

          • Nor did this one.

          • Biscuit!

            Neither did I. I just enjoy starting shit.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      It’s times like this that I wish The Patriots from MGS were real.

    • id be shocked if most presidents haven’t banged a cleaning lady on the Oval Office desk.

  • cabspaintedyellow
  • cultstatus

    How has nobody uploaded all the MGS codec calls yet?

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    Superstore seems like a show I should have been watching.

    • Biscuit!

      My cousin was in one of them as a guy who found love in the hemorrhoid aisle.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      I really like it. Glad it’s been renewed.

  • riraho

    Mgs?

    • cultstatus

      Metal Gear Solid.

    • Hayden

      Metal Gear Solid.

  • Bruce Chung

    Polish Hammer in the house!

    A group of 5 fans in Indiana all wearing Marcin Gortat jerseys.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    I don’t swim, I don’t smile in photographs, and I wear socks to bed.

    I don’t know how much blacker I can get over here.

  • RedSox1981

    So Bayless posts about Nicole Bass dying but I can’t find the news anywhere. Nothing on Google anyway.

    Bayless = fake news. Sad!

    • cabspaintedyellow

      The death is real, it’s the news that’s fake.

    • I went to Wikipedia to see about it and as I refreshed someone was editing it.

      • RedSox1981

        There was a date of her death up on here WIkipedia briefly, but then it was deleted.

        If she’s dead, that’s a damn shame. 52 is way too young.

    • Brian_Bayless

      WWE Facebook page apparently ran with it and ex wrestlers on twitter have said RIP to her.

  • Matthew Maynard Adams

    Apologies to everyone. I know, I’m not the best person to deal with at the best of times, and right now I’m about as fucking far away from “best of times” as one can be.

    So, I’m sorry to anyone I offended and I REALLY appreciate all the people like Uncle Dave, Bonzai, Phred, TBK, etc… that let me vent and go off and shit.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      And Cabs, you too.

      • Thebraziliankid

        Calm down, you’re my friend, one of the best of my life for sure.

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          Hence why I mentioned you.

          • Thebraziliankid

            Everyone has bad moments, it’s okay.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            One more time, and I promise I’ll not mention this again. But I told my boss yesterday, quoting CM Punk; “I’m fucking sick, I’m hurt, I’m concussed, and I’m fucking confused, because I don’t even know what were even doing as a business anymore.”

            Like, they bitch about payroll while from I see they do everything NOT make money. I have gone ABOVE and BEYOND for these people, and… I have no fucking passion for this shit anymore, and if you don’t think I’m worth it, then fucking fire me. You need me a LOT more than I need you.

          • Thebraziliankid

            Relax, say as much as you like.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            This all started a couple weeks ago. I was told to be there Friday morning. That did happen, and no one can say it didn’t, because it was a one-on-one conversation, there were no witnesses.

            So I was there, at 11AM. Apparently he told the other guy to be there, but when I show up, when I WAS TOLD TO BE THERE, mind you, I get fucking screamed at. For coming to my job when I was told to. Hey, even if I wasn’t supposed to be there, a simple “Hey Matthew, you’re not supposed to work right now” would have been fine. But no, I get fucking buried.

            That was the moment where I ran out of fucks to give. Fire me, whatever, I do not fucking care anymore about you, this place, anyone involved… I’m on my own now. Fuck you, fuck the Trump loving owner, fuck his lazy ass don’t do a fucking thing daughter and her fucking whore hostess friend, fuck the bartender that let me bitch slap him like a clown, and fuck everyone else.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        Uncle Dave is good peoples.

        • Thebraziliankid

          I think I have no issue with the people in here.

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          Very much so, yes.

  • johntcole

    RIP Nicole Bass

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      I had completely forgotten about her.

  • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

    Is anyone currently using the Network? I had been watching Superbrawl II, and was curious if Clash 22 (also at the MECCA) was in the same hall in the building. None of the Clashes were available. Mayhem 2000 was also in that building, but it wouldn’t play either. Perhaps the rumored Chromecast capatibility update is being done.

    • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

      Clash 22 working on my Roku.

      • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

        Well, shit. I do have a dvd copy, but while I have network access I don’t want to have to look for a disc like a peasant.

  • riraho

    Whats Happening was perfectly acceptable television entertainment

  • The Silver Fox

    The two main sitcoms I watched in the 90’s: Frasier and 3rd Rock from the Sun.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      I was a Home Improvement man, myself.

    • Biscuit!

      Frasier, Larry Sanders, Newsradio, Simpsons

      • The Silver Fox

        Simpsons as well.

    • RedSox1981

      Simpsons, Seinfeld, Frasier, Drew Carey Show

      I missed out on Homeboys in Outer Space, sadly.

    • Anything but Home Improvement for me.

    • riraho

      Cheers is my favorite show ever but i couldn’t do Frasier.

  • johntcole

    How are the Howard Stern Wack Packers dropping like crazy and that fat tub of lard High Pitch Eric is still alive

  • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

    Ha. I’m reading LA Confidential and in it there’s a drug dealer named Barney Stinson. SHOOT UP!

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    Trump is many things, but dumb isn’t one of them. He’s been able to craft his little narrative and get people to buy it on account of how jaded people are right now. The televised/digital age makes it really hard to separate fact from fiction, as evidenced by that video of Obama that I linked to down below. The people who circulated the original video on YouTube didn’t manipulate it in the sense of faking the footage, they just edited the last part out to get their point across. Sometimes “real” news these days isn’t even completely real, it’s incomplete.

    • Brian_Bayless

      He’s Jim Jones times 1,000,000,000

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        When he declares himself to be God, then leads a group of his followers into the Everglades to commit mass suicide, he’s Jim Jones. Until then, he’s just a persuasive businessman-cum-politician that knows how to exploit people for personal gain.

        • The Silver Fox

          How about Nelson Rockefeller?

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Was Nelson Rockefeller that bad, though? The business-to-politics GOP connection works, but I always viewed Rockefeller as more of what we could today call a Blue Dog Democrat. He had a good track record on anti-discrimination laws, didn’t he?

          • The Silver Fox

            I believe so. I wished I had talked to my grandfather more, because he worked with David Rockefeller for a number of years.

        • HartKiller_09

          Well he thinks God decides the weather based on what he wants, that’s something.

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          Hehehe. You said cum.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            You shut up, assbutt. You don’t get to respond to my posts anymore.

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    About to lose my John Wick cherry…

    • I hope that he’s gentle with you.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      Yeah I’m thinkin I’m back.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      I had watched half of it on two previous occasions, but I finally finished it last week. It’s actually pretty enjoyable.

  • riraho

    I think by the mid late 90s the only sitcom left that i watched was Wings

  • cultstatus

    yo cabs check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PHReMw0zVE Metal Gear Solid digital comic.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Oooooo this is cool as shit.

      • cultstatus

        There is one of MGS2 too and apparently they replace Raiden with Snake in a lot of scenes.

        • cabspaintedyellow

          Holy shit, that’s hilarious.

          • cultstatus

            Like in major scenes too, Snake kills Solidus! Apparently these comics were released with the MGS Legacy HD collection.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Randopick9004 has decided on the 2009 Bash, starting at 6:15 if anyone is interested

    • Mikey

      I would but I won’t make it the whole show. Jericho-Rey is amazing

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        Oh I won’t make it through the whole show either, no worries

  • Mikey

    Was only 12 when the 90s ended. Mainly watched Friends after I watched it with my parents a few times when it first aired.

  • Dwayne

    They were just talking about Flair on the TNT NBA halftime show

    • Mikey

      WOOOOOO

  • I took my second non-consecutive sick day of the week today.

  • riraho

    Once my favorite shows all ended in like 92 93 i never watched sitcoms again until the Office

  • cabspaintedyellow

    Shepard Smith is a man for all motherfucking seasons.

    https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/832337728633180165?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      FOX News is in a weird spot.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      If you’re a Republican President and you don’t have Fox News in your corner…

  • riraho

    It’s crazy NBC lost Night Court, Cheers, Cosby and Johnny Carson all in the span of 2 years 92 to 93.

    • Was Night Court a loss? I thought it always followed Cheers and then failed to draw on it’s own when it was moved to Wednesdays.

      • riraho

        I enjoyed it. John Larroquette won a million emmys

        • Yeah I’m NOT saying it was a bad show. I’m saying when they moved it and tried to make it a draw, it failed.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        It ran for like 9 seasons IIRC, so it couldn’t have been too bad.

      • Thesyckid

        Markie post bro.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Frasier was there to pick up the ball in the fall of 93 though.

    • Night

      Yeah but they recovered with Seinfeld, Frasier and Friends.

      • Biscuit!

        Also Wings.

        • Buster Abbott

          And ER

  • The Silver Fox

    Favorite sitcoms:
    Get Smart
    Bewitched
    All in the Family
    MASH
    Maude
    Good Times
    Happy Days
    Night Court
    The Jeffersons
    Cheers

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      I loved Happy Days reruns when I was a kid. MASH was always boring.

    • I used to watch Get Smart every day after school.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Never watched
      Liked it
      Never watched
      Loved it
      Never Watched
      Enjoyed It
      Loved It
      Liked It
      Liked It

      • The Silver Fox

        Get Smart, Bewitched, Gilligan’s Island, The Addams Family, The Meunsters and I Dream of Jeannie were in frequent rotation as after school reruns when I was a kid.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          I was never an Addams Family fan (I preferred the Munsters), but Giligan’s Island, Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie were all good fun. I never got a chance to watch Get Smart, to be honest – never could seem to find it on.

          • The Silver Fox

            Cartoons were mostly on Saturday or Sunday morning for me. Weekday afternoon TV was either game shows or reruns.

  • TomaxAndXamot

    The Hardys traveling the world to win all the tag titles is pretty fun. Next week: Mid Atlantic!

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Oh dear, this PPV is Punk/Hardy and Cena/Miz…Jericho/Rey better be REAAAALLLLLLY good

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Holllly shit and Hunter/Orton, fuuuuck I’m getting blacked out tonight

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      Punk/Hardy is in the negative column?

      Jericho/Rey IS reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaalllllyyyyy good. Even better if you watch the other matches in their series.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        Punk/Hardy was fun for the promos but at some point both those slobs had to get in the ring

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          You should give their TLC Match a chance. It rocks.

      • cabspaintedyellow

        Jericho/Rey alone was worth getting the PPV, even in an age where PPVs were $54.95.

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          To me, it’s a ****1/2 match on its own, but when viewed following their previous matches and how it builds off them beautifully it becomes *****. When I think of Jericho’s great skill at putting together matches, how they always build to a crescendo and how he weaves the feud into the match, that might be the quintessential Jericho match.

          Oh yeah and Mysterio is amazing in it too.

          • cabspaintedyellow

            It literally blows my mind that Jericho doesn’t come up in more G.O.A.T. conversations.

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            I throw his name in there a lot. As far as in Ring talent, promos, popularity, and longevity go, he’s undoubtedly in that discussion. Then you add in the numerous reinventions of himself and his character–an area where he’s utterly unrivaled, and how he could do comedy and serious so well and youhave a bonafide GOAT contender.

    • Mikey

      This was pre “Awesome” Miz. It’s hilarious they had him for a program with Cena, even for one match.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        He’s wearing….wait I think he’s wearing Paige’s gear wtf

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    John Wick’s puppy is adorbz.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Pay attention, the entire plot is going to happen in about 30 seconds

    • Bruce Chung

      I think it’s a beagle too.

    • Thebraziliankid

      This is a ***** movie.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    I’ve said this before, but Alice and One Day At A Time are criminally unfunny.

  • SpiralTap

    So I’m doing my nightly check of my go-to music blogs, and I discover a band called The Courtneys. Being that my best friend’s name is Courtney, I instantly feel obligated to check them out.

    These broads are pretty good. It’s some fuzzed out, beach-bum guitar pop, aka it would be right at home on Vinewood Boulevard Radio in Grand Theft Auto 5.

    • PeteF3

      Best Coast with a less annoying lead singer, then?

      • SpiralTap

        The guitars are more fuzzy, but basically, yeah.

        Ugh, I miss when Best Coast were good.

        • PeteF3

          This is small and petty of me but I couldn’t look at Bethany Consentino the same knowing she’d had that jackoff from Wavves (are they still together?)

          • SpiralTap

            Oh.

            That’s….. ew.

          • PeteF3

            Well, that and how unseemly it would be if you replaced “California” or “west coast” with “white” in any of her lyrics. Like–what if I LIKE living in the Midwest? Am I welcome at your shows you elitist b–no, this isn’t worth getting worked up about.

          • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

            Yeah once I “discovered” said jackoff and his horrible band, I think I started liking Best Coast less. Plus their second album sounded more produced and ditched the fuzzy guitars I liked so much.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    I like that Christian’s whole career is basically a series of variations on the gimmick of “Hey! It’s me Christian!”

  • So, to compare, I can rip through the first level of the first Tony Hawk game and collect all the tapes in one run.

    It’s taken me 17 attempts to do the same in the first level of Razor Freestyle Scooter, but we’re finally done.

    Hilariously enough, the second level in both games? A school. I have an idea which one did it better.

    • I played an awful lot of those first two Tony Hawk games.

      • They still hold up great, actually!

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        I can’t remember which one it was, but one of those games introduced me to Powerman 5000.

        • Tony Hawk 2.

          I went on a big-ass spiel in my review of Tony Hawk 1 for N64 because the soundtrack was so clipped to hell and decided I had to do the PlayStation version of Tony Hawk 2 because I needed the real-deal soundtrack.

          POLICE TRUCK HAS LYRICS, NINTENDO.

  • HartKiller_09

    Hillary Clinton gave away our uranium!!!!!!!!!

  • Mikey

    Marv what’s the time stamp? I’ll watch for a little bit.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      6:45 in

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    Hermanno Konnan! I knew you’d come!!

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    Favorite Sitcoms (Growing Up)
    Full House
    Home Improvement
    The Cosby Show
    Family Ties
    Mama’s Family
    M*A*S*H
    Family Matters
    Step-by-Step
    The Golden Girls
    Empty Nest

    I’d still watch M*A*S*H and Golden Girls when given the chance, all the others have pretty much folded for one reason or another.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      Mama’s Family is funnier than it has any right to be.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        The skits on the Carol Burnett Show are even funnier than the sitcom it spun off.

      • Thesyckid

        Tbs loved the shit outta that show. I found it worked on the Burnett Show as a 10 minute skit way better.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          Mama’s Family used to come on TBS around 6:35 AM, then immediately after they’d start Saved by the Bell (apparently the old fogies-to-teens demarcation line was 7:05 AM). On Fridays they replaced Saved by the Bell with the College Years spin-off. That was breakfast viewing getting ready for school lol

      • PeteF3

        It definitely peaked with that hour-long episode after the USA’s gold medal swimming event.

    • riraho

      I was watching Step by Step again a few years back….that show had some moments. I also found older Dana kinda fetching.

    • Mama’s Family and MASH are all timers. I’m not into the rest much.

    • WWF1987

      No Boy Meets World or Saved by the Bell?

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        I never watched Boy Meets World, at all.

        Saved by the Bell, I watched and liked OK, but I didn’t start actively liking it until well after it was off the air.

        • WWF1987

          Boy Meets World is tremendous.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Jesus, they’re still doing ECW in this period

  • Mikey

    This show is right before I started to hate watch wrestling.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      This would be about five years after I stopped watching entirely. I like this Swagger kid though I think he’s got potential

      • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

        You’re probably joking but I loved ECW Champ Swagger.

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          Yes of course you did.

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            Dude he said American twice in a row. He did a couple push ups in the aisleway. You know I respect people capable of incredible feats of strength.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      I loved 2009. Smackdown was awesome, I was too innocent to hate the Guest Host Raws, PPV’s typically were more good than bad.

      • Mikey

        True you were too young. I was 21-22 and I realized the guest hosts were one giant blowjob to wwe. I didn’t start despising everything til after Mania 26

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          I was…16 at the time. Hell, I had JUST discovered people talked about wrestling on the internet.

  • The Silver Fox

    Two other sitcoms I’d add:
    Taxi
    Welcome Back, Kotter

    • riraho

      Kotter >

  • RedSox1981

    Sitcoms from when I was a kid?

    Before the age of 8, ALF was the only one that mattered to me. I remember getting so pissed when it was preempted by the 1988 Winter Olympics.

  • Night

    Whew, Trump said “his nuclear holocaust will be like no other” today.

  • Dwayne

    Married with Children was probably my favorite sitcom until they turned it into a cartoon

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      The first few seasons of that and Roseanne felt very much like my life, it was so weird seeing real people on TV

      • Dwayne

        Yep. Those shows actually reflected how real people acted

    • riraho

      Agreed that show was FIRE until Steve left. The no maam stuff was horrendous.

    • It was very good.

    • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

      My family was all about FOX in the beginning.

  • PeteF3

    Frasier >> Friends…that’s not a hot take, is it? It shouldn’t be even if it’s arguable.

    • Night

      Frasier is BY FAR the superior show.

    • Fraser is a great show. Friends isn’t even a good show.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      I thought Friends was much funnier

    • RedSox1981

      Frasier was fucking great.

      Friends…was good.

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    John Wick’s gonna murder these punks… and I’m gonna enjoy it.

    • Night

      Does he ever.

    • Thebraziliankid

      Oh, it’s glorious how he does it.

  • riraho

    Are Wonder Years and curb Your Enthusiasm sitcoms?

    • Night

      Wonder Years is more a comedy-drama (dramedy). Curb is probably in the sitcom category but it’s definitely it’s own animal.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

  • Mikey

    I forgot they did a Scramble here. I just figured they did away with them after Unforgiven 08

  • I think I was the only person who enjoyed the sitcom Working with Fred Savage in it.

    • Mikey

      I watched a few episodes. My Dads favorite show of all time is Wonder Years

    • riraho

      That show was light years ahead of its time. If it was on FX right now it would be a hit.

    • My brother did.

      He is an idiot.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Um…so these scramble matches are awful

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      ^Dumb stupid dumb person.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        I’m watching a bunch of jobbers do…stuff, I have no idea what the rules are here or anything. They’re just doing random shit

        • Yeah, they are pretty stupid. They booked a whole ppv of them once.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            Oh my god really?! Which one I’d like to watch that abortion

          • Not a *WHOLE* ppv, but I think it was Unforgiven 08? The World, ECW, and WWE belts were each defended in a scramble match.

            The show is — I believe — redeemed by a great Michaels/Jericho match.

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          That specific match you are watching is probably bad because it was designed around Tommy Dreamer getting a moment in 2009.

          The concept I like.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            That’s fair, I shouldn’t make judgements until I see a scramble with more than wet garbage in it.

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            Unforgiven 2008 is where they were introduced. They did three. What I liked is that all three matches had pretty different booking despite being similar in concept and happening on the same night. I dunno, reactions were mixed but I liked them.

  • Ah, Night Court actually ran for a few seasons in a Wednesday time slot.

    My bad.

  • PeteF3

    My knowledge of ’80s sitcoms is next to nil. I stuck to Nick at Nite like a good nerd. Maybe literally the only sitcom of the era that my mom liked was Cheers, so it’s the only one I saw. It took The Simpsons for me to get into then-current TV. So I’ve spent a lifetime not giving a flying fuck about Saved by the Bell or almost anything else that people of my generation get weepy-eyed over.

    • I never even knew Saved By the bell was something that people cared about.

    • Night

      Saved By The Bell was a Saturday morning sitcom, though. It’s hard to put it as a “real” sitcom.

      • PeteF3

        But it wasn’t a cartoon. To me, it was a signal that cartoon time was over. I have a similar indifference-leaning-toward hatred for The Wonder Years, which came on after the Disney Afternoon in my area.

  • WWF1987

    Anthony Davis saying he’s pretty much a Pelican for life is pretty cool. Does he mean it? Probably not, although the CBA would load up his bank account.

    • Dwayne

      He means it for now. Once he realizes he is getting older and wants a chance to win a ring, he’ll be out

  • RedSox1981

    King of the Hill was one of those shows that was really good, but somehow it feels like it hasn’t gotten enough love.

    • They called it a day at just the right time. Partially because Brittany Murphy died not long after their last show aired.

    • It was really good.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Scott Keith said it best when he reviewed the first season once upon a time: it’s not a show that hits you over the head, but on a medium like Netflix or DVD, you can watch an episode and all of a sudden it’s four hours later and you’ve plowed through an entire season without realizing it.

      • Night

        Who’s Scott Keith?

        • Some guy who hawks pole barns in Iowa or someplace.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          He used to be this internet security guy from the not-Toronto part of Canada that would do reviews on occasion. I hear he fell into a sink hole at some point in 2011.

        • The fictitious name we put on the lease for this place so none of us are held responsible for what happens here.

        • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

          Canadian guy. Sells pole barns or something.

  • Night

    Standing tall! On the wings of my dreams!

    • HartKiller_09

      I went to high school with a guy who looked like Balki. To this day the mere mention of my name makes his blood boil because I pointed that out.

      • Night

        I would never stop calling him that.

        • HartKiller_09

          Oh we didn’t. It caught on with the whole school and even people who liked him called him it not going it pissed him off so much.

          • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

            Did you make him do the Dance of Joy?

          • Night

            Honestly, if it was me, I’d soak up in it.

            “Fuck yeah, I’m Balki! Don’ be ridiculous, bitch!”

          • HartKiller_09

            I stole two of his girlfriends and laughed out loud when he was hit by a car in the school parking lot in the weeks preceding Balki. That might have something to do with his anger towards it.

          • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

            Well, that’s decidedly less funny.

            Oh, well.

      • Thesyckid

        Don’t be ridiculous

  • Thebraziliankid

    What I like about John Wick is that they make you care about that dog.

    • Thesyckid

      Keannu too. I liked that movie.

      • Thebraziliankid

        Keanu’s best acting in years.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    LOL Tommy Dreamer is the most agile man alive

  • Mikey

    The scramble was perfect for Jericho to chicken shit his way into a title victory. I think there’s about all the use you have for this match.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      I have no idea what is happening right now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of these type of matches but this is doo doo dangerous

      • Mikey

        They gave up on the idea quickly. And they never give up on their own ideas

        • What are the rules? Was it 1 on 1 and then every five minutes another guy comes out, if you pin a guy you’re the champion, and after 25 minutes whoever has the belt wins?

          • Mikey

            Yeah that’s it. It maybe twenty minutes though because I don’t remember the intervals

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    I like John Leguizamo. Nice to see him in a good bit part.

  • Is Anderson Cooper 360 always 2 hours long?

    And also the president is fucking crazy pants.

    • Sexy Miz

      Trump is a hoot!

  • Thebraziliankid

    my favorite Al Pacino scene, featuring Keanu Reeves.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves… It’s The Devil’s Advocate, ain’t it?

      • Thebraziliankid

        Fuck yes. Al Pacino second best role.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          That movie was COOL AS SHIT to me growing up. Whenever I’d do e-fedding in the Ye Olden Days, that was my character lolol

          • Thesyckid

            Charlize is nakkid in that flick

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            So is Connie Nielesen.

    • Mr.Snrub

      My personal favorite…

  • The Silver Fox

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tG9tq7mXj3A
    If I didn’t keep my hair short, I’d look like Gabe Kaplan.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    It’s kind of embarrassing knowing that the Seattle crowd was so rabid for anyone ECW we’d have cheered for Tommy Dreamer

    • Thesyckid

      He still bangs one of the hottest females ever in wrestling

  • WWF1987

    Usually on Friday mornings, I’ll check out the Impact reviews on a couple sites. I swear they’ve been doing the same feuds and same storylines with the same roster for at least two years.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    I swear to god the hardest worker in this match is Mark Henry

    • Dwayne

      That might be around the time he got good

  • Thesyckid

    Rebecca over Dianne anyday of the week

    • riraho

      I prefer Rebecca episodes…but Diane over Rebecca

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    I’ll tell you a sitcom from back in the day that’s way better than it has any right to be: The Andy Griffith Show. I never much cared for it growing up because I kind of had a prohibition against black and white shows that didn’t feature cute women (i.e. Elizabeth Montgomery, Barbara Eden). Going back as an adult and watching though, it’s definitely got that hokey rural feel to it, but it’s also surprisingly funny too.

  • The Silver Fox

    Archie Bunker, Lucy Ricardo, Ralph Kramden and Louie De Palma are my favorite sitcom characters.

    • That’s a solid list.

      • I would add Radar O’Reilly. A supporting character, but very true to the character and well played.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          I like Radar a lot, I just never liked him enough to supplant my favorites on the list. In generally, while I like Henry Blake, I’m more a fan of the show post-season 3 when they started upgrading the supporting cast (David Stiers > Larry Linville)

        • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

          Apparently no one liked Gary Burghoff.

    • Thesyckid

      Fred Sanford
      Al Bundy
      Archie Bunker

      • The Silver Fox

        Fred Sanford would definitely be up there as well. As would George Jefferson.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        Oh, shit yeah, Fred Sanford. That’s another great sitcom I should’ve included.

    • riraho

      Sam Malone
      Norm Peterson
      Woody Boyd
      Dr Sam Beckett
      Michael Scott
      Al Bundy

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Sherman Potter, Thelma Harper, Blanche Devereaux and Dan Fielding for me, with special consideration to Andy Taylor and Wilson.

    • The Professor

      george constanza, dan fielding, lucy ricardo, dan fielding

  • Mr.Snrub

    Is Tim Curry’s The Darkness devil makeup in Legend still the greatest of all-time?

    [ ] Yes
    [ ] Definitely

  • Thesyckid

    Carla from cheers or Marcy D’Arcy?

    • … Marcy. It’s not quite “Cobain myself” territory.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I guess Marcy. She was a freak. Carla was just armed with kids.

    • Marcy

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    What a thrilling climax…all the guys were in the ring in a pile and no one was sure who was champ. The crowd is like…oh neat, Tommy Dreamer.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Da fuck are you watching?

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        A horror show so far

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Clearly.

  • It may not be the worst movie I’ve seen, but Basic with John Travolta and Samuel L. is probably the most…confusing movie I’ve seen.

  • WWF1987

    If there was a streaming service with nothing but older sitcoms on it, I’d subscribe in a heartbeat.

    • Thesyckid

      Kodi says hello

    • HartKiller_09

      CraveTv?

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Prime has a ton of old shows available and anything not on the normal service you can buy and stream

      • WWF1987

        I don’t have Prime.

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          Everyone should have Prime. It’s God Mode.

          • WWF1987

            I had it the last two years. I didn’t renew even though it’s still only $47 for me.

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            Yeah dude I’d do it just for access to all their streaming stuff

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            Prime has already paid for itself and I’ve had it for 2 months.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            How much is it?

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            Good question.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    That match deserves a shot.

  • The Professor

    Today I had a bunch of kids absent (as many as 12 in one class) due to the no immigrant day

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    I guess Edge married Lita? I think 09 was after all that right? And then they got divorced? I am so fucking blind as far as the storylines for this ppv

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Christ. You’re like me watching the current mess.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        I don’t know what’s happening on the current shows either lol

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          I think Goldberg is champ now and there is a fuck ton of British people popping up.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Nah, Goldberg isn’t champ yet. He will be, but that show is 2 weeks from Sunday I think.

    • Mikey

      In 2008 and early 09 he was with Vicki Guerrero.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        Oh right! Ok I remember hearing about that

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Did they actually get legally married? I thought that was just an angle.

    • Mr.Snrub

      That was back in 2005/06 wasn’t it? Didn’t Kane come down to break that up?

      Lita was 47/10 territory for me back in those days. Living Viagra.

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    *cop sees body*

    “You working again, John?”

    “Just sorting some things out.”

    “Well, I’ll leave you be.”

    LO-fucking-L

  • Mikey

    It’s odd. This looks very similar to a crowd you’d see today in terms of dress but it looks so weird because no one is on their smart phone.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      The reason it looks so similar is that all these people are still wrestling lol

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        I keep waiting for your avatar to break out in a chorus of “Hello Dolly”.

  • The Silver Fox

    Favorite sitcom themes:
    MASH
    Sanford and Son
    Good Times
    Welcome Back, Kotter
    Night Court

    • The Professor

      friends, seinfeld, saved by the bell

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      The remix of the Welcome Back Kotter song is even better.

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      Seinfeld, Frasier, Night Court, Perfect Strangers, Saved by the Bell

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Can’t beat Suicide is Painless, but that bass riff for Night Court… yeeeeah

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Jesus the last eight years have NOT been kind to Chris Jericho, he looks so much younger here

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      Would you say he looks 8 years younger?

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        No, 20 at least.

  • Sexy Miz

    You know that, deep down, the media is absolutely loving this Trump presidency.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I just watched a random old lady steal an ambulance. GTA, you crazy.

  • Mikey

    I remember not watching this live because I was with my gf at the time in Pittsburgh and was getting texts from my friend to make make sure HHH didn’t beat Orton.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      This show made me so mad. Orton and Legacy get laid out to end the show. 2009 was basically a bunch of half measures with Orton. We’ll make him our hottest heel BUT he loses at Mania. He wins the title BUT it’s in a six man tag. He’s champ BUT he loses to an injured Batista. He gets his stable BUT they’re chumped out at every turn.

      I was glad when Legacy and DX started their feud because the Cena/Orton feud kicked in and they actually got to wrestle. There was shenanigans at SummerSlam but the rest of their matches were clean finishes.

      • Mikey

        They really fucked up with Orton. The fans wanted it and it’s not like they didn’t love Orton in the back. To the life of me, I have no idea what they were thinking not pushing him to the moon with the psycho character

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          No clue. Then the next year when his heel act was so good that it turned him face they have him job to Swagger, feud with Sheamus before Sheamus was anything and Wade Barrett where the entire angle was Barrett/Cena not Orton. Orton should have went babyface after WrestleMania and got Hollywood Dave, Jericho then move from there. Not Sheamus. And I like Sheamus! But 2010 Sheamus was bad.

          Two years in a row they ruined piping hot Orton!

          • Mikey

            That’s right when I got tired of him. He had that awesome feud with Christian but I just wasn’t in it because character wise, I knew he could be so much better. Still love him but not like I did 2007-2010

          • Curtis Williams

            It says a lot that midcarder Kofi was basically elevated to main eventer just by being within the same space as the guy.

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            True. Stupid stupid stupid aside, Orton did a ton for Kofi in that feud. Lacking any follow up did Kofi in more so than losing their blowoff match. It seemed like immediately after that match they were like “well Kofi that’s all we had in mind. Wrestle Ziggler for two years”

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          AND they screwed up Legend Killer Orton in 04 with a haphazard face turn and a job to hhh. For a guy who is “their guy” they really screwed up on Orton a lot. Even more than his own screwups like in 2006.

      • Curtis Williams

        He’s was fucking up a lot around that time. It wasn’t that long after he set himself back during his arm injury via joyriding.

        I can see why they didn’t go all in on him.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    Favorite Film Narrators (Documentaries and the Like):
    Peter Coyote
    Liev Schrieber
    Edward Herrmann
    John Chancellor
    James Earl Jones
    Kenneth Brannagh

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    Are those kruggerands as the preferred currency for assasins?

    • cultstatus

      The whole mythology behind the assassins in that movie is so awesome.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    I don’t care for this at all so far. I mean it’s fine but it’s basically just a Raw match. Really I think I just don’t at all care for Jericho in the ring.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      That’s how I feel about all wrestlers.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    I haven’t watched it in years, but I remember Richie Rich being one of my favorite movies growing up as a kid. Looking back on the cast, it’s actually pretty sterling for a mid-’90s kids flick: John Larroquette, Edward Hermann, Johnathan Hyde and Chelcie Ross are quite the quartet there.

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    Oh, Ian McShane… I’m going to end up going all Meltzer and give this movie ******, aren’t I?

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      It’s a straight forward revenge film. But goddamn it’s an awesome straight forward revenge film.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Ian McShane is in the pantheon of actors where the film automatically gets another snowflake just by virtue of his or her presence.

      Michael Ironside and Clancy Brown also fall into this category.

  • Matthew Maynard Adams

    Sittin on 20’s with no gas money.

    Help me out here, is that an insult or a compliment?

    • I have no idea.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        Like, rappers kinda take pride in being broke.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Um…yes. The point of a car is that it’s able to move.

  • Sexy Miz

    Trump Travel Ban v2 will be identical to v1, with the addition of the Pitcairn Islands. Proving definitively that it’s not “a Muslim ban”

    • Mr.Snrub

      I had to Google Map search that place and it took like 7 zoom click outs just to find out where the hell it is.

      • Sexy Miz

        Land of child rapists. Google THAT!

      • It’s a weird place populated entirely by the descendants of the Bounty mutineers…as you could imagine, the gene pool is…fairly shallow, to say the least.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    We’ve been talking about great/favorite sitcoms and all tonight. There are two sitcoms that I know of, and remember hearing about, but all memories of watching them have fallen into the ether: Doogie Howser, M.D. and Murphy Brown.

    • ProjectBlue

      Watched Doogie. Murphy Brown had no hook for me to watch though

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        I mostly remember Murphy Brown because of Dan Quayle. Speaking of people who fell into the ether.

        • ProjectBlue

          A wiki’ing I will go….huh, he was/is being investigated for shady bank deals

    • I never really watched Doogie. I watched Murphy a bit but never loved it.

  • The Silver Fox

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VeEs6e0FdwU
    Most of the shows shown were a big part of my childhood.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      The Skipper deserves a posthumous Emmy for hiding his erection while Ginger is gyrating her hips. Shoo-buddy! lol

      • The Silver Fox

        That one’s great. I also get a kick out of Jonathan Harris from Lost in Space.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          It’s also kind of cool that there’s an historic wrestling tie-in with that video, too.

          • The Silver Fox

            Jimmy Hart being one of the vocalists.

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    The door bouncer looks like Kevin Nash. Haha — wait a minute…

    • Thebraziliankid

      IT’S NASH!

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        Look at the adjective.

        Oh, BTW, not “Fuck everyone.” Jack, Mark, Nikki, Tara, they’re all cool.

        Fuck the rest though.

  • Hahaha. The attorney general for Washington State just put Trump on notice.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      I really wish our people would stop poking him. Chances were good he wasn’t even going to remember this state existed for four years.

      • I don’t know if you’re following the news, but Trump isn’t exactly having a good week.

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          Actively avoiding it lol

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      … Put him on notice how?

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        With a big board that says On Notice.

      • Basically if he writes another bullshit executive order they’ll take it to court again.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    I keep forgetting how young some of you are.

    • Mikey

      The oldest to my knowledge are SilverFox and Hoss.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      I don’t identify with my chronological age – I have the health and life experiences of someone much, much older. LOL

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Not me, I hope.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      37 going on 8, maybe 11 on a particularly mature day

    • Brian_Bayless

      35 here

    • 37

    • The Professor

      37 in a couple months

    • Napoleon Blownapart

      25

      • Thebraziliankid

        I thought you had my age.

    • What’s in the box?!

      28

    • 28, and I’m apparently one of the younger folks here.

    • Thebraziliankid

      I’m 20.

    • 39. FML.

    • ProjectBlue

      Club 37

    • The Professor

      is abeyance the youngest one?

      • Thebraziliankid

        No, it’s me.

  • What’s in the box?!

    Crosby scores in OT! 3 point night for the best in the world!

  • Fat, Ugly Inner-City Sweathog

    “Respiration” by Black Star is a great track

    • Thesyckid

      Hi-tech was a madman with production on that whole album. I miss old Mos Def

  • The Professor

    Ya know trump has only been president for 27 days

    • 28 days too long for plenty of people.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Has it only been 27 days? It feels like 6 years already

  • Matthew Maynard Adams

    I wish I had a schilling for every senseless killing.

  • Mikey

    I really liked that match.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      It got a lot better in the second half.

  • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

    Sergio Leone had an amazing gift for finding the ugliest motherfuckers alive and putting them on film.

    • Wharf Rat Fink

      Something about a Western requires a guy with a wrinkled face.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        All that sun exposure. It tans the skin like leather.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          Beat me to it

    • Napoleon Blownapart

      Adds to the realism.

  • Mikey

    Oh yeah I forgot why Cena grew his hair out a bit. To film that shitty 12 Rounds Movie

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      To me that is the most entertaining thing Cena ever did.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Grow hair?

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          No, you jackass, the movie.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I would rather watch him grow hair.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Either way, still better than watching him wrestle.

          • He was in Jackass the movie?

  • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

    His name is…Manco.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Not even 37 yet but because I was born in a year ending in zero my age has always been the same number as the year. So I always just say I’m the same age as the year. This habit has become particularly helpful as I’ve gotten older and really stopped giving any kind of pause to my birthday.

    • The Professor

      same

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        I’m that guy that will sometimes get it wrong, I pay so little attention. The year trick is helpful as hell

        • The Professor

          my mom’s is also easy as she was born in 1950 (thus 30 years older)

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Huh, I thought you’re younger than me, like 31 or so.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        Nope I’m sliding into 40. My wife bought me v neck sweaters!

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          Why?

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            I don’t know, she said I look good in them

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            Well that’s clearly a lie. The only thing you’d look good in is a coffin. And sports jackets.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Do you even need sweaters in Seattle?

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            Yeah it gets cold enough for a good v-neck. It snowed here a few times this year.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Huh…

            I would rock a hockey jersey, but hockey isn’t a thing there.

    • I was born November 79 so I use that rule myself. I’m only off 1/12 of the time.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        You’re as old as Ferrari, that’s ancient.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    The President is on a video package at this PPV lol

    • The Professor

      trump?

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      This is right around the time he “bought” Raw and made it commercial free until Vince bought it back.

      • Wharf Rat Fink

        I’ll always remember that Raw as the first night my daughter was home from the hospital. How little we knew about what was to come.

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    This movie is going to give me a phobia about getting shot in the fucking head.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    … Elizabeth Montgomery did a nude scene at some point.

    I repeat, Elizabeth Montgomery did a nude scene.

    Sometimes, words fail me.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Oh yeah? Well….Well that’s just fine.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        I don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, she was stunningly beautiful at her peak, so this would be an enticing thing to go search out. On the other hand, it almost feels wrong somehow.

  • Wharf Rat Fink

    Really hoping i don’t miss the boat on tickets to see Meat Puppets and Mike Watt in May.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    Johnny Brown (“Buffalo Butt” from Good Times) was the original choice for Lamont on Sanford and Son. That would have completely changed the dynamic for that show.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Demond Wilson always reminded me of a young Richard Pryor for some reason.

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        It’s the mustache.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          LOL, you’re right.

          Now all of a sudden I want to watch Brewster’s Millions again.

          • Thesyckid

            Whew glad that movie hasn’t been rebooted with Kevin Hart yet. Hope they leave it alone

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Tyler Perry’s Brewster’s Millions.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Admission: I like the Madea movies well enough. They’re innocent fun.

  • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

    Mr. McMahon is such an amazing heel character that he TWICE made Trump babyface! 100% Trump could go on Raw next week and be placed in opposition to Mr. McMahon and be cheered wildly.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      The worst part about them being publicly traded is that they’re going to completely avoid mentioning this connection. If Vince didn’t have investors oh this would’ve been a whole different thing with Trump references all over the show constantly

      • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

        I mourn the lost bits where Mr. McMahon pretends HE won the Battle of the billionaires and shows Doctored footage of Trump being Stunned then shaven bald.

    • Wharf Rat Fink

      Trump, Apprentice star is not Trump, President.

    • Yeah, but that’s because most wrestling fans are rednecks.

  • The Professor

    As I have gotten older, I have not been a big fan of celebrating my birthday. Whoohoo I am now 36; that gets me absolutely nothing.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      It’s seriously a thing now where it’s just an excuse for a day off from the fam.

    • Thesyckid

      You could go.out and get herpes from a escort…You would always remember it that way.

  • Edward M

    If someone would have bribed Bobby Lashley to lay down for Umaga, the world might be a completely different place today.

    • Napoleon Blownapart

      Fairly sure people didn’t vote for Trump because of a 10 year old wrestling show.

      • Edward M

        Trump being shaved bald on national television would probably severely lower the odds he’d be president today.

        • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

          His voters would see it as a sign of weakness.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          You know what else would’ve lowered the odds of him being President today? A challenger in the general election that didn’t suck complete butthole.

          • Napoleon Blownapart

            Now I have a highly disturbing image in my mind.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Oh, God, now I do too.

            I’m so sorry lol

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    If I were a make a wish kid with awful dreams I would ask John Cena to record a follow-up album. It’s been ten years, John. Either shit or get off the pot.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      I would ask Dakota Skye or Riley Reid to suck me off.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Well as a dying eight year old that would be kinda neat yet meaningless…Meanwhile those sluts would have to register on a list and move to a specific neighborhood after what they’d done.

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          Nah, I figure the cops will look the other way. It’s definitely not rape, and yo, you’re gonna throw a chick in jail for granting a dying kid’s wish?

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Fair enough. I still want a new John Cena LP.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            I want him to fuck off and go away.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I know ya do, champ.

      • Napoleon Blownapart

        How young do you have to be to qualify as a make a wish kid?

  • SpiralTap

    FUCK, Holy Foley just started on the live stream.

    That means it’s time to switch to literally anything else.

    I wish Thunder were on the Network.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Ziggler vs Kali, this will definit*takes a shot*

  • Thebraziliankid

    The battle of the billionaires was a fun angle.

    • SMOAKAMANIA IV by Jawas

      Not in retrospect. And I hated Trump back then, too.

  • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

    Much like Jack Benny, I plan to stop aging at age 39, so this year is my last official birthday.

    • I used to enjoy his program.

    • SpiralTap

      Holy shit, you’re that old?

      No offense.

      • That grampa thing isn’t a gimmick.

      • Uncle Lovematic Grampa X

        I can’t help it that you’re all babies. Drunken, perverted babies.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      After this year, just start counting backwards lol

  • Thesyckid

    John Candy is the greatest Canadian ever

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Not in a world with The Gos.

    • SpiralTap

      It’s been a while since I rewatched The Great Outdoors.

      Need to get on that.

      • Thesyckid

        Armed and Dangerous

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      He’s a legit #3 on my list.

  • SpiralTap

    I’ll be 29 soon, unfortunately on the same day as a gross Raw PPV.

    Is there anyone here younger than that?

    Please say there isn’t.

    • Napoleon Blownapart

      25

    • Dwayne

      14

      • SpiralTap

        UNDERAGE USER ALERT

        • Mikey

          Brazilian Kid was posting here when he was 16 back in the day.

        • Thesyckid

          Call Rob Feinstein

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          I swear to god I met him in a bar

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Never the best defense

        • cultstatus
      • Brian_Bayless

        You’re Dwarn?

    • Mikey

      Got me beat by about six months. I turn 30 in August.

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Art has the youth and nubility of a newborn pug.

      • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

        *Art overheard, chest puffed out proudly with a shit eating grin astride his face.*

      • Brian_Bayless

        Art is the future.

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          I didn’t used to agree with this crap but now Trump is President so, fuck it sure why not

    • What’s in the box?!

      I’ll be 29 in April, so you’re not that much older than me

    • Mikey

      To my post earlier, I still think Kid is the youngest poster here.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        Him, Kyle, and Phred are all 21, IIRC. Abeyance too.

        Don’t think there’s anyone younger than any of them.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Grisham: “Khali slaps Ziggler, that’s like getting hit with a skillet!”
    JR: “I’ve been hit with a skillet…second marriage…”

  • WWF1987

    http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18701016/darrelle-revis-new-york-jets-reportedly-injured-pittsburgh-altercation

    Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis was charged by Pittsburgh police on Thursday night with aggravated assault, robbery, terroristic threats and conspiracy stemming from his alleged involvement in a street altercation over the weekend that witnesses say left two men unconscious.

    Revis’ attorney, Blaine Jones, told ESPN that he was trying to reach the four-time All-Pro by phone to arrange for him to surrender to police. Jones wouldn’t say when Revis would turn himself in, but noted it would be “rather soon.”

    The incident occurred at 2:43 a.m. Sunday in Pittsburgh’s popular South Side. Two men, ages 22 and 21, told police they were punched by Revis amid a verbal altercation. Witnesses said the two men were unconscious for 10 minutes, according to police.

    • ProjectBlue

      Only two guys he stopped all year

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    I’m 47 in two months. Not even old enough to headline a WrestleMania yet.

  • Mikey

    That was awful and I have no recollection of Kane feuding with Khali in 09. I just remember their horrid match at Mania 23

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    I don’t know why I’m continuing to watch this show, barbarism I guess.

    • Mikey

      I’m losing interest at a rapid rate. Everything goes downhill and the Three Stages of Hell match isn’t very good.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    I will say one thing for this PPV though, Teddy Long does some Hall of Fame worthy general management.

  • Dwayne

    Remember those kids in high school that were like 15 but looked 32?

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      AKA Dude can you buy me beer?

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      I’m about to be 35 and look 15.

    • We had a guy in grade 8 that looked 30. He killed himself last year.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        This went sideways so fast lol

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          Yeah, that escalated pretty fast.

      • Dwayne

        I don’t know why I love this story

        • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

          Right! It’s my favorite story

  • cultstatus
  • Mikey

    Oh this is actually fun iirc.

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Vince: “I’m in a fox hole with you and because of boredom and depression, I shoot myself.”

    This is kind of how I feel about Teddy

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    We are the Colon Brothers, don’t get along with others
    We won’t go down in history…but we might go down on your siiiister

  • Napoleon Blownapart

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38998884

    He’s definitely running in 2020

    • Page Not Found will definitely be a solid candidate.

      • Napoleon Blownapart
        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          He’s not wrong in his general thesis there: a lot of people erroneously equated push-back against globalization as a select group of people who didn’t want to let go of their status. But there really is a contingent of people who have been and will continue to be left behind as globalization speeds up. The advance of technology causes much the same as well.

  • cultstatus
  • LScisco

    Watching some old WMAC Masters. So ridiculous yet so much fun when I was a kid.

    • Dwayne

      Hakeem the Machine was my boy

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Liu Kang was on that show!

  • cultstatus
  • Wharf Rat Fink

    Anyone take Adderall for depression and/or weight loss? Work for you?

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I take it for shits and giggles….In fact I just did. It’s okay.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Its designed for ADHD

      • Wharf Rat Fink

        I know but I’ve heard it’s been prescribed to adults for depression etc.

    • Dwayne

      Not yet

    • Mikey

      Only time I took it was at a bachelor party to stay awake for lots of drinking.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        Pfft, grow up and do coke

        • Brian_Bayless

          Its like 2005 all over again!

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Piss off, old cat…asian…lady…thing

        • Dwayne

          Yeah. It smells great

          • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

            Fits in a spoon pretty well too if the night is particularly spicy

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Smells better than meth I assume. That shit smells like failures and skulls and crossbones.

    • I took it once just for kicks a really, really long time ago. It was ok.

      Ritilin too a few times.

    • razor172

      Seriously got me more wired than cocaine and awake for an extensive amount of time. I hear it works well for ADHD though.

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      The Seattle Seahawks. YES!

  • Robert

    You can’t call that at the end of a game, ref.

  • cultstatus
  • LScisco

    College baseball season starts tomorrow!

    • Dwayne

      I like women’s college softball

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        I’m a tennis guy, personally.

        • Dwayne

          Tennis is cool

    • THANK FUCK because LSU’s basketball team is pure, uncut, freshly harvested from the mountains of Colombia, unadulterated asssssssssss and the baseball team should be pretty good.

      • LScisco

        I knew Johnny Jones was an awful coach and predicted LSU wouldn’t make the Dance last year. Won some money on that bet.

        • If you move quickly, you might be able to get decent odds on us finishing 1-17 in conference play!

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        I feel like we should be giving you a medal for actually daring to watch LSU Basketball.

        • If you squint really hard, you can pretend they’re like a pretty good YMCA pickup team fighting hard against actual D-1 college teams but coming up short each time.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            I don’t have anything against NCAA, certainly not to the level of animosity against the NBA. I just don’t really care to watch the college game anymore.

          • Well, if you think I’m a glutton for punishment for being willing to watch LSU hoops, imagine the self-hatred it would take for a person to watch women’s college hoops and root for anyone besides UConn.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            I don’t even care if it sounds sexist or not, I refuse to watch women’s basketball. It’s not like women’s tennis or soccer, where you don’t really notice a huge drop-off in quality between the women’s and men’s games (you do in soccer, but it’s not as severe). Women’s basketball is just qualitatively not as good as the men’s game.

    • RawisStoned

      Nothing like the ping of the bat

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        That is a good sound…And the thud of the guy when he hits the pavement. Music of the night.

      • Nowhere near as “pure” or “rich” as it was 15+ years ago, the NCAA’s really brought those bats down to barely better than wood.

  • cultstatus
  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Is Whale Wars done? Did the Japanese win?

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      What is Whale Wars?

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        It was an old Animal Planet show where a bunch of treehuggers with boats would sail the international waters and screw with the Japanese while they hunted whales.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          Gotcha. Considering the Japanese still hunt whale at a ridiculous rate, I’d say they won then.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Awesome. Those treehuggers were pussies.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Nobody won.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        The show got cancelled and the Sea Shepherds fucked off back into the ether. I won.

  • P.K.

    Yup…

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Putting on the 01 Rumble match because that Bash was brutal and I give up

    • Mikey

      Just was about to post that I had to move on. That sucked. Edge got hurt the next week too and that’s how we got Jerishow

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        I think if I went out in public in just my PJs in the morning I could pull off a Carlito cosplay.

        That’s a shit joke but I spent half that match thinking of it and it was worth it

        • Mikey

          Fair enough lol

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          You ain’t got the glorious hair nor the apple to pull that off.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    The first person who figures out how to start plugging the Rust Belt and Cotton Belt into the global economy is going to help their party win every election from now ’til Kingdom Come. I just don’t know how that happens, which is why I think it’s more likely you’ll see a string of Neo-Protectionists.

    • LScisco

      Protectionism is gaining tons of ground in the West. The benefits of globalization haven’t filtered down to enough people. I used to be a big free trade advocate but then shifted to the other side.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        The problem with protectionism as a rule is that it breeds increased economic competition, which can create some serious instability. From the mercantilist economies onward, you saw a ton of wars because protectionism inherently pits nations against each other.

        Globalization is no better though because too much capital falls into the hands of too few, and there’s no egalitarian mechanism to help everyone benefit, thus people revert to protectionism.

        • LScisco

          It’s the whole fair trade vs. free trade argument that weakens free trade accords too. We can’t compete with nations paying people 10 cents an hour with no environmental standards.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            It’s actually the Modern Capitalist Trap: companies go where the money is, and the money is in the Third World, either through resource exploitation or labor exploitation. But if you put the spurs to these companies and force them to start increasing their waves in the Third World to reduce poverty, they’ll either move to the next exploitable zone, or you’ll end up with a global race to the top where a scant few monopolies control everything.

            Makes you really cringe when the major alternative is even worse lol

  • Robert

    Put yo pinky rings up to the moon

  • RawisStoned

    I’m tired of kids killing themselves because they are bullied. Man the fuck up.

  • LScisco

    1994 was a pretty fun year for WCW until Starrcade. I liked all the shows other than that

    • What’s in the box?!

      I really need to watch early 90’s WCW, seen random matches from the DVD sets, but never a full ppv from earlier than ’95

      • LScisco

        I like pre-Hogan WCW and even after Hogan comes in its still okay for a while. Once the Dungeon pops up, though, oh lord….

      • Mikey

        There are a lot of good ones. WrestleWar 91 and 92, Superbrawl II and 3, Halloween Havoc 90 are all good starts

      • Superbrawl 2, Wrestle War 92 are both great.

        So is the Spring Stampede 94/Slamboree 94 doubleshot. That might be my favorite WCW back to back ever.

    • SpiralTap

      Ummmmm no.

      1994 WCW was great until Hogan signed halfway through the year.

      • LScisco

        Bash ’94, Fall Brawl ’94, and Halloween Havoc ’94 are all pretty decent shows, though.

        • SpiralTap

          I was there live in person for Fall Brawl ’94.

          Fuck that show.

          • LScisco

            What did you hate about it?

          • SpiralTap

            WCW basically said “fuck you” to Ricky Steamboat, Steve Austin, and McFoley all in one night.

            Granted, I was 6 when I was at the show, but watching it now… NOPE.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Wasn’t Starrcade the joint WCW/NJPW show?

      • LScisco

        That was 1995

      • What’s in the box?!

        That was ’95, great show

      • SpiralTap

        That was 1995.

        • LScisco

          Starrcade that year should’ve been headlined by Megapowers vs. Sting & Luger, but leave it to WCW to screw up a guaranteed high buyrate

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I feel like somehow that would have deprived us of Kevin Sullivan vs. Mr. T and that’s not a world I wanna live in.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Spring Stampede 1994 and Slamboree 1994 are two of the all-time great WCW shows. I will contend to the very end that Hogan should’ve been brought in as Ric Flair’s tag team partner for a few months.

    • Mikey

      It still had a mix of old WCW til Starrcade, even when Hogan came in at Bash at the Beach. Starrcade 94 was when it really seemed different

  • Mr.Snrub

    That was a solid but strange very special episode of Arrow last night.

    Gun control episode but don’t come down on any one side or you might piss people off!

  • Robert

    Barkley and Ric Flair are hitting the bars of New Orleans tonight. Wish I was there to see it.

    • RawisStoned

      Sooo….we might be reading RIP Ric Flair tomorrow morning?

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Spot I will always hate in the Rumble: When teams fight each other before the last entrant

    They really need to do that some year, let a team or faction do the ONLY logical thing and run a whole Rumble until the end. That would have been a killer way to break up the SHIELD back when we gave a shit

    • RawisStoned

      Didn’t The Legacy basically do that one year?

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        I don’t know, I’m super hazy on all things 04-12

      • Mr.Snrub

        2009 – Final Four = Randy Orton,Cody Rhodes,Ted Dibiase Jr & HHH

      • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

        They stuck together and didn’t turn on each other. But it wasn’t full blown domination. At least, I don’t remember it being that. But they definitely stuck together and I liked that they actually accomplished their goal.

  • SpiralTap

    So Nicole Bass apparently died again.

  • Curtis Williams

    Spring Training starts next week? Seems early….

    • LScisco

      Nah, it’s always the last full week of February.

  • LScisco

    Ha, forgot about the Maestro in WCW

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Ryan Shamrock ends up with him for a spell and she looks awful. The eyebrows she was missing in the WWF come back tenfold here.

  • So watched Arrow……..holy shit that was a terribly written after school special gun control message where all the characters acted like it was the first time they dealt with gun violence

    • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

      Those shows are not good.

    • ProjectBlue

      It was easily my least favorite ep of the series. Thing felt like it lasted 20 hours

      • luckily I was watching on DVR… Once I realized it was going to be one big high school level message I fast forwarded every time Olly was in a suit

    • Mr.Snrub

      We signed this legislation!

      What does it do?

      Uhhhhh

    • Vintage

      This season has been really good, but that might be the low point for the series.

      • ProjectBlue

        Overall it’s better than last season at least, but I still don’t care about the new people

      • I had heard it was a message up…….but jesus..its like they let someone who never watched the show but glanced at Arrows wiki page write and ep

        • Vintage

          Tune in next week when Mayor Queen responds to the threat of Deathstroke by signing anti-Samurai sword legislation.

    • What’s in the box?!

      I’ve just started watching it,hope it’s not that bad.

  • Vintage

    This week’s Wrestlecrap: Yokozuna in “Cooking for the Single Man”

    http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/cooking-for-the-single-man/

    Gene Okerlund nearly putting his hand on a hot hibachi grill is uncharacteristically stupid of him.

  • LScisco

    I kinda wish we could’ve gotten Hulk Hogan vs. The Yeti for the sheer ridiculousness of it all

    • SpiralTap

      I just love how there was a wrestler named The Yeti, who was a mummy, and then randomly became Scorpion from Moral Kombat.

      • LScisco

        Super Ninja (who did no martial arts moves)

  • Robert

    Damn, the Wizards are on a hell of a streak. They’ve won 11 of their last 12.

    • Bruce Chung

      They’re 15-3 of their last 18.

  • Also So The Hardys…..am I the only one that sees the slightest of possibilities that they have worked TNA into a storyline where they go to every other company and keep talking about WWE at a time when their contracts are about to expire…..that maybe just maybe they have TNA flipping the bill for them to jump ship show up in WWE with the TNA belts.

  • LScisco

    Hilarious how Luger racks Hogan at Halloween Havoc ’95 and although Schiavone sells it as a big heel move it gets a HUGE pop

    • Robert

      Luger with Jimmy Hart was great stuff.

      • LScisco

        Yeah I wish his issue with Sting would’ve been paid off. NWO ruined that but it was the best WCW storyline they had in late 1995.

        • SpiralTap

          I think the reason most people look back on that angle so fondly is because it was never resolved.

          If WCW had resolved it, it would’ve been something retarded.

          • What’s in the box?!

            Luger would have turned on Sting, after getting his trust.

      • SpiralTap

        Luger was fucking gold in his mid-90s WCW run.

    • SpiralTap

      I would watch Raw if they got TNA Skee-a-vone as the lead commentator.

  • LScisco

    And Sting really looked like a dork when he was with Savage and Hogan. Like he awkwardly tried to be a “cool kid” but you could imagine Hogan and Savage making fun of him behind his back.

    • What’s in the box?!

      I felt the same way watching Hogan with Hall and Nash.

    • Vintage

      I loved Sting and Hogan’s match in November where Sting legitimately had Hogan beat before the Dungeon run-in. That was a nice bone to the diehard WCW fans.

      • What’s in the box?!

        “he’s breaking my legs Mach!”

      • LScisco

        That match had a nice WM 6 vibe to it. Wish we had Surfer Sting vs. Hogan at Starrcade ’97. Never cared for the Crow look.

  • Mikey

    Anyone listen to this weeks Schiavone podcast about the first Nitro? Have a question because I was in and out of sleep for it

  • Vintage

    Having caught up with the CW DC shows this week…I realize that the young heartthrob casting is just a thing that they do in general, but it’s a little ridiculous to apply that idea to Mr. Mxyzpltk.

    • Mikey

      You have to be pretty to be on the CW

  • Ok Kojak time night all

    PEYTON HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

  • LScisco

    In terms of announcing voices, Schiavone is one of my favorites. Dude just sounded great. Gordon Solie, though? That dude always puts me to sleep. If I can’t get some z’s I just fire up Starrcade ’83

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      I always wondered if Solie called Soufflés “souffléas”.

      • Hey Biff I didn’t see you all day. I wanted to let you know you are looking good after the weight loss. looking trim after losing about 25 pounds of gold and diamonds from around your waist!

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          … Huh?

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            Hey Biff I didn’t see you all day. I wanted to let you know you are looking good after the weight loss. looking trim after losing about 25pounds of gold and diamonds from around your waist!

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Seriously, fuck off, you.

          • NationWide wasn’t on your side

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Jeez, I asked Bayless to hold off on a title rematch until I could actually be around to watch. It’s kind of hard to focus on shit when you’re still coming out of anesthesia.

            Can’t trust a bookerman.

          • oh shit you had more medical stuff? everything ok?

            also way to buzz kill my gloating

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Yeah, I had my scope done yesterday. I’ve been sick the last few days with a stomach bug, but things went OK at the hospital. Surgery is the next step.

          • my up vote is for everything pre “Surgery is the next step”

          • Well feel better man

          • Brian_Bayless

            Well, there is gonna be a rematch. A rematch in which there will be no interference. Details to follow….

          • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

            NationWide wasn’t on your side

    • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

      That’s one thing that is crucial but I always feel a bit unfair judging announcers on it. They can’t help what their voice sounds like. That being said, Michael Cole isn’t a voice I want to spend 3 hours with. Ventura, JR, Brain, hell even Vince, all Voices you could spend three hours with.

  • Curtis Williams

    It’s kind of shocking to me Memphis has never hosted an All Star Game

  • Brian_Bayless

    Just saw that call that gave the Bulls the game over the Celtics. What a joke

    • Mikey

      I saw that too. NBA refs are a sham

      • LScisco

        How the NBA managed to push the Donaghey scandal under the rug is a crime in and of itself.

        • Curtis Williams

          The dude was a jailbird who had no proof of his claims. I 100% think Game 6 was reffed under some sinister circumstances, but you could say it just plain bad reffing.

    • Bruce Chung

      Couldn’t tell if Butler got hit on the elbow or not.

  • Robert

    Charles just went old school talking about chicken heads and skeezers lol

  • Oh shit the bad guy in this Kojak is a young TC from Magnum PI!

  • LScisco

    Watching CBS Sports and some moron says we need 128 teams in the NCAA tournament because “People will still watch it!”

    • Robert

      They’re determined to fuck it up. 64 teams is the perfect number.

      • LScisco

        Yeah, I don’t even like the 68 format now

      • Vintage

        $$$$$$$$$$$$

    • Vintage

      WE NEED AN 18-GAME NFL REGULAR SEASON, MAGGLE!

      • NOT BEFORE WE MAKE THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF 16 TEAMS DEEP!

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        We need a 14-game schedule with eight fewer teams in the league, is what we need.

        • LScisco

          My dad really wishes the NFL went back to 12-14 games

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            There’s not enough quality talent to create a compelling 32-team league anymore, so chop off eight teams, realign the conferences, and start sniping games away. Smaller the demand, the higher surplus/quality of talent available.

    • this person’s last suggestion was 3 hour raw

  • I’m crying laughing at the CNN Women in Comedy special.

  • Wait, so this game has three Tony Hawk-esque levels, followed by SIX (6) “Sky Fortress” levels?

    TWO-THIRDS OF THIS GAME IS BASICALLY THE SAME FUCKING LEVEL WITH ONE (1) OBJECTIVE? REALLY?

  • Bruce Chung

    Never seen a Wingstop here. Saw one in Vegas. TNT commercial reminded me of one. Searched it. There’s like 50 of them around here. And they’re open to 12 am.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I really hate the PS3 games that play music while you have them highlighted on the home screen.

    • Thesyckid

      So loud sometimes

  • Vintage

    https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/832427411056771072

    “BREAKING: Fox News is reporting Trump was fully briefed on the Flynn call with Russia after it happened–and allowed Pence to be lied to.”

    Ohhhh yeah, Trump is reaching the point where he’s outlived his usefulness. Don’t be shocked if the GOP put him out to pasture to get their real choice in there.

    • What’s in the box?!

      “it’s not a crime when the president does it.” – Donald Trump 2017

    • I will say that if I was Reince Priebus or Paul Ryan, HOLY BALLS I would not want to have to go through with that and defend that bait-and-switch to Rust Belt voters who were sold on Trump and not the Republican Party in general.

      • Vintage

        It’s a band-aid that’ll hurt, but once they rip it off, they’re fine. In 2020, they can be like “You can have the guy we gave you or you can have a hippie liberal Democrat. Your choice.”

        • “You can have the guy we gave you”

          THAT RIGHT THERE. We’re not giving you the guy you wanted, we’re giving you who we wanted all along and FUCK YOU, PAL!

          • What’s in the box?!

            So Mitt Romney 2020?

          • In hindsight, I probably would’ve picked him over the choices we had last year.

          • What’s in the box?!

            If I were a Republican, I would have gone all in on Huntsman in 2012, even the Obama people were worried about him.

          • Brian_Bayless

            Eh, he wasnt going to win anything.

          • What’s in the box?!

            I doubt he would have, but I guess they were worried about him because he was seen as more of a moderate.

          • Wasn’t he torpedoed because he could speak Mandarin Chinese and had a good relationship with Chinese officials?

          • What’s in the box?!

            Yeah, he was also pro immigrants and too moderate for them.

      • What’s in the box?!

        I hope all those Trump voters stay home next election if he gets impeached, let the Dems sweep them out.

      • “Two options, we reveal EVERYTHING intelligence knows about you and only your kookiest supporters stay on board while we impeach you and make your life truly hell… or you resign for “medical reasons” and we’ll back you attacking the media for making them worse.

        Your call, President Trump.”

        Anything other than this sets the GOP up for self-destruction.

        • Brian_Bayless

          Trump’s narcissism is like no other that he’ll sit their and yell and scream while being torn apart. He will not admit fault.

          • What’s in the box?!

            He’ll say it’s a conspiracy and everyone is against him

        • RudoWakening

          I’m okay with them destroying themselves

    • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

      The timeline looks terrible for Trump:

      – Flynn interviewed by FBI January 24th.

      – Trump briefed by acting Attorney General Yates January 26th.

      -Trump fires Yates January 30th, citing other reasons.

      We now know Flynn lied to the FBI, and that both FBI Director Comey and Trump-picked Attorney General Sessions seem reluctant to follow up. If we assume Trump knew Flynn lied to the FBI following that briefing on the 26th, then all this now demands investigation, with implications that people up to & including Trump himself may have lied to the public, congress, and the FBI.

  • Bruce Chung

    TNT crew is having WAY too much fun with Flair.

    • Dwayne

      WWE don’t talk about him as much

  • Bruce Chung

    lol Flair just tweeted that the TNT crew can’t woooo.

  • Dwayne

    Holy shit Buddy heild with an extremely personal foul on Cousins

    • Replay, or tonight?

      • Dwayne

        Replay

    • Bruce Chung

      Yeah that happened like Saturday.

    • P.K.

      Buddy’s queèr for that one…

  • Mikey

    New Orleans is the best spot to host any big event. Got the basketball arena right next to the Superdome and it’s a fun city.

    San Jose and Dallas were terrible. The weekend Mania events were a half hour away from Mania.

    • This is your reminder that Jacksonville hosted a Super Bowl once.

      Once.

      • Mikey

        Pretty crazy. Though isn’t Jacksonville one of their biggest cities?

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          Jacksonville is a charm-less suck hole. There’s literally nothing to do but stop to piss and grab something to eat on the way to any number of actual travel destinations in the state.

          • Mikey

            Which is surprising to me because Duval county is huge.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            IIRC, and don’t quote me on this, modern Jacksonville isn’t synonymous with the original town. Most of the old city was destroyed at some point by a fire, I think. So whereas Charleston and Savannah have a lot of history as an old port town, Jacksonville doesn’t have the same attachment to its roots that the other two do.

        • It’s a decent-sized city, and I have nothing against Jacksonville, for the most part, but Tampa and Miami are just way better choices and they’re both also in Florida, so I don’t know what about Jacksonville stuck out as a good choice.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Jacksonville is one of the few cities in Florida that can actually get quite cool, too.

          • Dwayne

            Miami is the best part of Florida

          • Welp, we know for sure Biscuit hasn’t hacked Dwayne’s account.

          • Dwayne

            It’s a party/vacation city and I like places like that

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            I prefer Captiva and Sanibel personally, but to each their own.

          • The built a new stadium.

            That’s usually enough.

    • Dwayne

      They held a lot of super bowls

      • Mikey

        That’s why I don’t fault them for hosting a Mania there again so soon. It’s a really compact city with a ton to do and they turned the city into WWE for a weekend. Coming out of Dallas or San Jose airports you’d barely know.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      The Super Bowl should rotate between Pasadena, Houston, New Orleans and Miami. Just go east to west and then every fifth year start back over in Miami.

      • And baseball’s All-Star Game should be in Camden Yards. Every year. Nobody would object to this.

        • I object.

          well, more specifically, I object to baseball.

    • Curtis Williams

      San Jose isn’t a city to be partying in anyways. Dallas is shocking though.

  • What’s in the box?!

    Holy shit, this episode of Arrow is like a bad lifetime movie.

  • Just watched The Arrival. That was…a movie.

  • Brian_Bayless

    Shoot interview poll

    http://vote.pollcode.com/99853192

  • Damn Husky mix is whining to go out.

    You were just out there fucker!

    Fuck.

  • RudoWakening

    We had a safety stand down at work today. Luckily I brought my iPad and read Azzarello’s Joker and 300 or so pages of Watchmen, which I haven’t read in like 20 years

    • This is what I pictured, because I’m weird:

      • RudoWakening

        We did that too

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I like that Joker book he did. Azzarello does good work on the Rorschach run of Before Watchmen as well

      • RudoWakening

        He’s a good writer. His wife ain’t bad either

        • Mr.Snrub

          Somebody hasn’t read his Superman For Tomorrow arc!

  • Curtis Williams

    I’m dying to go to an ASG at AT&T Park

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    John Wick is great. Thoroughly satisfying.

  • Robert

    Yo Dwayne….

    Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis was charged with four felonies and a misdemeanor by Pittsburgh police on Thursday night stemming from his alleged involvement in a street altercation over the weekend that witnesses say left two men unconscious.

    Police charged Revis with two felony counts of aggravated assault, one felony count each of robbery and conspiracy, and a misdemeanor count of terroristic threats.

    • but…his lawyer said *he* was the victim…

    • Bones

      Lol nothing good happens on the South Side

  • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

    Edna took the boy to some kind of painting thing tonight and apparently he relentlessly pestered “a cute redhead” the entire night via putting his face in her lap hahahahaha, christ almighty who knew a person could be this proud

    • Night

      What kind of rapist are you raising?!?

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        An adorable one.

      • Macklin Sillypants Jackson

        One that gets away with it.

      • Nicki Marvnaj – #47

        The kind that likes redheads!

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Redheads are magic. That kid knows the score.

  • johntcole
    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I hate wrestling.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      ….

  • cultstatus

    “I practice Verbal JiuJitsu & Sexual Sudoku – I stream my Fire Stick’s content all over your Roku”

    Joel Gertner still got it.

  • Facts

    Too bad we will never have a Bruiser Brody shoot.

    • cultstatus

      Wouldn’t it be called a stab in that case?

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Hiyo!

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      There is a video of him out there somewhere doing a weird pseudo-shoot in like, 1986, I think.

  • TIL about Salt Bae.

  • Mr.Snrub

    Hottake – Joey Ryan will be NXT Heavyweight Champion before the end of the decade.

    • Night

      Can’t see it happening.

      Although if they’ll sign Eric Young, they could give him s shot.

    • cultstatus

      I dunno about champ but I wouldn’t be surprised at all if they signed him.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Nah, I can’t see it. Even their capacity for erasing the questionable pasts of their workers has a limit somewhere, and that limit’s probably in a guy who basically forged a career through his penis.

      • cultstatus

        Oh please. “questionable past” is a little strong for a penis suplex. Guys have done far worse on the indies and gotten signed. One is their world champ right now.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          You’re right, how improper of me. Cult solved the problem, everyone!

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Phew. Thank god.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Iknorite?

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I thought I was gonna have to do it.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            That kind of thing is way above our pay grade, dude.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Indeed. My solution was just to towel him off and shave him. He’d be an entirely new person.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            … That would be a crime against humanity to shave off that lush chest hair.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I suppose. Fuck it, just give him one of MVP’s body suits out of storage.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Covering that chest hair is almost as bad as shaving it, though.

            Let’s compromise and say he can shave the head, but the mustache and chest hair must remain.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Holy shit! Fuck it. With all that hair he can be George Steele Jr. Plus that way he can still be all weird and touchy feely with folks because he’s an animal!

      • Biscuit!

        Also he sucks.

    • Biscuit!

      Yuck.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    You suppose Billy Bush has tried to get Trump to get Billy his job back?

    • Biscuit!

      I’ve got a brother named Billy
      And my teeth look silly
      Break it down y’all

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        We elected the wrong Carter.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    This dude’s back is really gnarly. Like blackheads aside it’s just a big fuzzy bucket of No.

  • I’ve already finished with this game. Not like, “man, fuck this game, I’m done”. I’m actually fucking 100% done with it.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Mazel!

  • Napoleon Blownapart

    ” Vitamin D supplements could spare more than three million people from colds or flu in the UK each year, researchers claim. ”

    downside: hypercalcemia

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    I just watched a verbal tête-à-tête unfold between two hawks: one, a political correctness acolyte, the other an anti-political correctness acolyte. It was kind of dicey for a while there, but Mrs. Anti-PC guy won when Mr. PC brought up the Vogue magazine controversy and the white woman in the kimono as cultural appropriation. Mrs. Anti-PC countered with the Hamilton cast, and it apparently drove off Mr. PC.

    I don’t quite understand, but hey, it was entertaining while it lasted.

    • Biscuit!

      Eh, “PC” is a loaded bogeyman word. I prefer “not being a dick”.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        I’m not advocating the superiority of either person’s position, mind. It was just a fun little back and forth between two people who kept trying to top the other intellectually.

        • Biscuit!

          Neither am I. I don’t like to think in terms of what is PC because it’s an idea that started with good intentions that was mucked up and now means nothing.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            I don’t adhere to everything he believes (mostly because he’s kind of a dick, and libertarians are sketchy at best), but Joe Rogan actually produced a pretty interesting theory on the “PC” issue in society. The gist is that what we’re experiencing right now is an ‘overcorrection’ in eradicating social injustices that have existed from time immemorial. In trying to solve problems, some went too far, but ultimately we’ll learn to find social equilibrium.

          • Biscuit!

            It makes sense, as we (Whitey) are generally doing a better job listening, so we’re hearing a lot. We’re figuring this out as we go.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            I would take it one step further: even as we become less social through the rise of technology, we become more acutely aware of other cultures through the same medium. It’s a more broad trend towards greater understanding between cultures, including whites towards minorities, but also between minorities as well.

          • RudoWakening

            Lots of talk about pussy crushin’

          • Biscuit!

            How else am I to do it?

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Any way you want as long as you put your back into it.

          • Biscuit!

            I won’t put my ass into it.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            (Must not make joke here)

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            No no no….The other way around.

          • Biscuit!

            I’m not PK.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Fuck, PK isn’t PK.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            We just went meta

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I will blow up the fourth wall in due time

      • Napoleon Blownapart

        100% agreed. It’s a massively overblown issue. I’ve seen a lot more outrage about “liberal oppression ” than actual liberal oppression.

    • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

      The only positive outcome to this is a double noggin knocker

  • Napoleon Blownapart

    ” Collapse of Aztec society linked to catastrophic salmonella outbreak”

    Always remember to store and cook meat properly.

    • Biscuit!

      Also just use a basketball.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I wish I had more Where’s Waldo books.

  • Biscuit!

    If Reigns had Hirooki Goto’s theme, he’d be over.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      If Reigns had Hirooki Goto’s talent, he’d be over.

      • Biscuit!

        That would also help. Also his booker.

  • Napoleon Blownapart

    ” Norway is reaching tipping point for electric vehicles as market share reaches 37%”

    Goddamn Norway with their filthy liberal ideas and environmentalism.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Awesome metal though. Like…..Nightmare shit.

      • Napoleon Blownapart

        Not a fan.

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          Good choice. That shit will rot your brain.

    • Biscuit!

      Nissan Leafs were *everywhere* when I was there in November.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      I’ve always been interested in an electric car, but the infrastructure just doesn’t exist here where I live to support it (yet).

      • Biscuit!

        They’re *just* starting to get the range where I could use one as a daily driver. I only go to my office once a week, but it’s 80 miles roundtrip. I’m a pretty ideal electric candidate.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          The range has always been a turnoff, but if they can improve the efficiency, it would be enticing.

          • Biscuit!

            I drive about 7500 miles a year, so I’m just waiting for a 120+ range car to get to where I can pay cash. It’s coming sooner than I thought. For long trips I can rent.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Well now I wanna see Joey Ryan as George Steele Jr.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      I’m perversely obsessed with this idea. I want to make love to it.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    Here’s a question: since Ricochet is apparently a free agent now, whenever WWE inevitably brings him in (because you know it’s coming), how do you bring him in? Does he go straight to the Cruiserweight Division? Does he follow the Owens/Zayn/Balor path through NXT to the main roster? Or does he go straight to the main roster ala AJ Styles and immediately fit into the upper midcard?

    • Nick Demola

      He jobs to Roman Reigns.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        Count your blessings it’s 12:40 on the Best Coast. People may have hung, drawn and quartered you in the day thread for such a boast.

    • razor172

      I just hope they rename him Rick O’Shea

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        … I like that name! It passes the Finkel Test!

    • Curtis Williams

      #2

    • Biscuit!

      NXT, hopefully. Learn to work, kid.

    • cultstatus

      He isn’t a free agent. He signed a deal with New Japan a few months ago.

  • Curtis Williams

    Dennis’ hatred for librarians is hilarious

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I miss Disco Tiger*

    *Disco Tiger was a guy I created in Fire Pro Wrestling. He co-found the organization I created. He was eventually retired and unmasked by Tiger King. Dude was awesome. As a face he amused fans all over and as the hated leader of Disco Bloodbath he drove them into a frenzy. Swig of Cherry Coke to Disco Tiger.

    • Biscuit!

      YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

  • Curtis Williams

    Has Joey Ryan ever tried out for WWE?

    • Biscuit!

      They had to burn the mat.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        The Center for Infectious Diseases was on standby.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        The next match someone slipped on the oil and tore a knee.

        • Biscuit!

          I’d be more concerned about the hair.

  • Curtis Williams

    HOLY SHIT

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      LANGUAGE!

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I have a bunch of random open slots in WWE ’13, I should make a fed in that game. Seems like a lot of work though and as fired up on electrified funk as I am I do not have the spirit to make folks in a pro graps game. Screw it, let’s redo WrestleMania IV.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    TIL that American Alpha’s theme song doesn’t just repeat ad nauseum to conclusion, but actually has a little coda on it.

    #TheMoreYouKnow

  • Biscuit!

    Chris Christie was goaded into ordering meatloaf by Mr. Trump. Weird.

    • Napoleon Blownapart

      He won’t be seeing any meatloaf in prison that’s for sure.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      You ever been guilt shouted by an old person at dinner? You take the portion. You know you don’t want it but Peepaw won’t be quiet until you take it.

  • Napoleon Blownapart

    ” Meltzer: Bayley is not a draw to teenage girls. 38% of teenage female fans turned off before the main event, one of the biggest drops he has ever seen.”

    oh well, time to bring back HLA.

    • Bones

      Or they had school the next day.

      • Napoleon Blownapart

        Then the drop would be consistent with other weeks, which it wasn’t. It was far bigger than usual.

    • Biscuit!

      Weird. Young girls must be the draw. She sells a lot of merch. I’d keep her in hour #1.

      • TomaxAndXamot

        Probably sells the merch to old pervs like us on this board.

        • Wharf Rat Fink

          I think it was Gut Check that had the article “Adult Man in ‘I’m a Hugger’ Shirt Asked To Leave Playground.”

    • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

      Man, he has too much time on his hands. Not sure why that character would appeal to teen anything. Her appeal to me would be kids, the dorky core audience and those that hopes her sports bra gives out mid match

    • Curtis Williams

      Everyone keeps saying Bayley isn’t a draw but maybe, just maybe, it’s a possiblity that her core fanbase was in bed by the time her and Charlotte were on.

      • Napoleon Blownapart

        I said this below, but if that were the case the drop would be consistent with other weeks, which it wasn’t. It was far bigger than usual.

        • Curtis Williams

          But in other weeks she was performing in the first two hours where the drop isn’t as massive, not 10:55pm when a significant chunk of audience always dips.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    *spontaneously belts out the chorus of “It’s a Long Way to the Top If You Wanna Rock and Roll”…then collects himself and straightens an imaginary tie*

  • Napoleon Blownapart

    ” The Nitro main event with Hulk Hogan & The Giant vs. Bill Goldberg & Kevin Nash did a 6.47 rating and 10.7 share in 4,757,000 homes.”

    That’s 8 million viewers in 1998

    • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

      So half of the wrestling audience in that given week was 2 1/2 times what Raw cranks out in a good week

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Ah hell..I ripped time and space by having ECW tag champion Bam Bam Bigelow compete at WrestleMania IV. He had the belt and everything.

  • Curtis Williams

    I’m surprised Kanye shrug isn’t an emoji

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    And Ultimate Warrior wins the battle royal by heaving King Kong Bundy out of the ring in impressive fashion.

  • I just realized that the Tito Ortiz you can unlock in this awful scooter game is indeed THAT TITO ORTIZ.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      … Scooter game?

      • Yes. It’s like a Tony Hawk game, but WAY shittier and with fucking Razor scooters.

  • Vintage

    Looked at the Observer’s Impact recap and…

    The Broken Hardys defeated Super Crazy & Psicosis to win the Crash Tag Team Championship

    For legal reasons the referee was digitized.

    I’m sorry, the referee was what now?

    • IIRC, somebody said they hired a ref who was under contract somewhere else, so when the actual episode aired, they had to blur him out.

      • Vintage

        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    • cultstatus

      They should have deleted him to play up Hardy’s gimmick.

    • TomaxAndXamot

      The ref was under contract to Lucha Underground. LU threatened to sue, so TNA blurred him out so they could still use the footage.

      • Vintage

        Just when you think TNA can’t get anymore hilarious, they keep finding new depths. It’s quite amazing.

        • TomaxAndXamot

          They ended up just showing clips of the match, anyway, and what aired looked pretty bad. Their blunder might’ve saved us from seeing the full match.

          • PatJames387

            =(

    • Curtis Williams

      Since when have The Mexicools been in TNA

      • Vintage

        Apparently, this was a deal where the Hardys went to Mexico, because sure, why not?

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Sure…Okay..The Rockers defeat The Hart Foundation when Shawn makes Anvil tap to a full nelson. The dreaded Shawn Michaels Full Nelson.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    Soviet P.O.W.’s in World War II might have been some of the unluckiest people in the entire world. Not only were they subjected to horrific treatment and torture in captivity relative to their American and British counterparts (almost 3/5ths died), but they sometimes received punishment for being captured upon their release by the Red Army, and most suffered in ignominy because Stalin felt they couldn’t be trusted, ergo they weren’t celebrated among the victorious.

    • The Lienz Cossacks got jobbed over a good one.

    • Napoleon Blownapart

      They fought bravely, in service to a cruel and incompetent autocrat.

      • Phrederic

        Stalin wasn’t incompetent.

  • Welp, I think I’ve located the next game to snag on Steam. Sunless Sea.

    • Napoleon Blownapart

      Rougelikes can be a bitch to play.

      • It’s free to try this weekend. And on sale, too.

    • JimbobJones

      Played it some. I enjoyed it. It was a unique concept and fun to play.

      • I watched the trailers for it and the expansion pack and HOLY BALLS THAT ATMOSPHERE.

        • JimbobJones

          I haven’t played the expansion yet. But it’s an interesting (in a good way) game. (Actually, you’re kind of tempting me to start it back up)

          • Yeah, the expansion’s on sale this weekend too, if I like what I see, I might just scoop up the bundle for $16.

  • Phrederic

    AARPGs are all kinda bad, but they’re fun nonetheless.

    • JimbobJones

      I get bored with the repetition, but end up playing them quite a bit without intending to.

      Which game?

      • Phrederic

        Torchlight 2.

        I couldn’t play through it by myself, but I’m doing it co-op with a buddy.

        • JimbobJones

          I have it. I don’t know if I’ve played it yet. I played Torchlight, and it was fun.

          • Phrederic

            Yeah, I was just looking for an AARPG and it was cheap.

            My brother is playing through Grim Dawn and it looks fucking sick as hell.

          • JimbobJones

            Looks like I have that, actually. I haven’t used the steam key yet. You want it? (Do you have a PC?)

            Edit: I got it as part of a humble bundle — but I never redeemed the key. It’s yours if you want it

          • Phrederic

            Oh, me and my brother share a Steam account.

            Thanks for the offer though.

          • JimbobJones

            OK, cool. I tend to get games in bundles that I don’t bother redeeming until I play them (mostly when I have very similar games already — for instance, I installed Slime Rancher IMMEDIATELY from the same bundle because it was so weird, but not Grim Dawn, because I already had games like it I wasn’t playing)

  • Phrederic

    Have to wake up in eight hours and still haven’t cooked.

    Fuck life.

  • Napoleon Blownapart

    Meltzer getting a lot of heat on twitter for saying Bayley isn’t a draw with teenage girls.

    • Phrederic

      …honestly it makes a lot of sense.

      Teenagers don’t dream about being teenagers, they dream about being adults. They especially don’t dream about being children.

      I think somebody like Becky, who is portrayed as morally pure without being so…childlike might do better. She expresses anger and resentment and despair, unlike Bayley who is sad or happy.

      Also, and this is a big thing. Bayley is probably the most sexless wrestler ever (okay, John Cena). And I think that teenagers are drawn to the sex appeal of wrestling.

      I know that one of my early favorites was John Morrison because the dude looked and acted like somebody I wanted to be.

      • “Bayley is probably the most sexless wrestler ever”

        Y’know why I think you’re on to something here? She’s like the only woman on the roster I can think of they actually have wear pants.

        • Phrederic

          …Trish and Lita wore pants.

          • I meant now.

          • Phrederic

            Blue Pants?

            Dana Brooke?

            Nia Jax?

          • Never seen Blue Pants, I seem to remember Dana wearing shorts since I got back watching Raw, and Nia, you’re right, but ain’t a lot of folks here clamoring for Nia to wear gear like Alexa’s.

          • Phrederic

            Here?

            We’re a bunch of deviants.

            Wouldn’t bet on that at all.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Well, I proved you right, I reckon.

            Not that it means much coming from me: I’m probably the only person here who would choose Tanahashi over Alexa Bliss.

          • Phrederic

            As…a sexual partner?

            Tana?

            I think that Sanada and Okada are way better looking.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Yes, Tanahashi. I don’t care for Sanada, and I don’t like Okada. But I would do unnatural things to Hiroshi Tanahashi. He’s even ahead of Alexa Bliss and Finn Bálor.

          • Phrederic

            Finn numero uno.

            And that’s not that strange now that I think about it. Tana is the Once in a Generation Ace or whatever it translates to.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            1.) Becky Lynch
            2.) Hiroshi Tanahashi
            3.) Finn Bálor
            4.) Alexa Bliss
            5.) Emma

            Unequivocally, undisputed. That’s my preferred rankings.

          • Phrederic

            Of all time or currently?

            Cause prime Shawn Michaels was a very attractive dude. Or Daffney. In her time she was the best.

            For current day?

            1. Becky
            2. Finn
            3. Renee
            4. Cesaro
            5. Peyton Royce

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Just current day… and I’m kind of perplexed that Renee isn’t in my Top 5. It’s just hard to choose between Renee, Alexa and Emma in that arbitrary 3-6 range.

          • Phrederic

            I’m not normally into blondes so yeah, it depends on my mood.

          • If we’re going all time, my list is basically Sherri five times.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Royal Rumble ’92… HUZZZZZZZAH!

          • Phrederic

            Sherri…in her time, gotdamn.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Is Nia Jax hotter than Alexa Bliss? No.

            Would I turn down a night with Nia Jax? No. She’s a very beautiful woman in her own way.

          • Oh, she’s not ugly by any stretch, but she doesn’t need to be shoved into booty shorts and halter tops or anything like that. That doesn’t work in her favor.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Having seen her in a bikini before, I will disagree to somewhat of an extent. She may have put on weight since the last time she modeled, but if it’s anything close to what she was like then, people may be surprised at how well that would play out.

            (Fully acknowledge that I’m ridiculously not picky about the people I find attractive)

          • I think Bonzai is 1000% accurate when he says she’d definitely be putting up ***** effort in bed, and that’s not to be discounted, either.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Heh, wouldn’t doubt it. There’s a reason she’s in my Top 10 most beautiful wrestlers’ list (aka the “I would have sex with these 10 if asked”)

          • Curtis Williams

            She’d probably even let you be the man

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        I’m with you on this one: Becky Lynch has a bit more versatility as a draw, especially since you can tinker with her character a bit more than you can with Bayley without completely altering it.

        • Phrederic

          I’ve used it a ton of times, but Becky is your cool older sister, Bayley is your innocent younger sister.

          Plus Becky is WAY better on the stick.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Becky is discernibly better than Bayley as an in-ring worker. What’s kind of weird about Bayley is that, as an in-ring performer, she’s kind of… clunky. She doesn’t come across as being naturally athletic, really, not like Becky and certainly not like Charlotte. Where Bayley excels over her peers is in her ring generalship: she can tell a story better than anyone else in that division. That’s why she had such a diverse slate of good-great matches in NXT; she could do the epic (Sasha), the sports entertainment (Eva Marie), the monster (Nia), the veteran versus upstart (Alexa) and the slugest (Asuka).

          • Phrederic

            And mainroster WWE is much less…story driven.

            You kinda need to be a freak athlete/wrestler to stand out.

      • Curtis Williams

        That’s why it’s not shocking that Nikki is so over

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          Nikki is nowhere near as bad as she’s portrayed. Her match with Natayla last Sunday was not that bad at all. A lot of the issue with her comes (predictably) from her relationship with John Cena, and thus the perception of favoritism and being pushed above her station.

          • Curtis Williams

            I was mostly talking about how teenage girls want to look and maybe to a lesser extent, be her when they’re adults. That’s why she gets sizable pops, definitely doesn’t hurt that she’s banging Cena either.

            Oh, and you can apply this to men and Cena.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Agreed; there’s the emulation factor that helps a ton, plus the people who live vicariously through the wrestlers.

          • Curtis Williams

            Yep. I’ll boo the shit out of a guy like Cena at a live show, but there’s no way I’d pass up the opportunity to live even an hour like the guy.

          • Phrederic

            That’s why I think Cesaro can get over.

            He’s a tall, handsome, worldly freak athlete.

            And Roman Reigns not being over is baffling by the same reasons. How do you fuck that up?

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            Two words: “Sufferin’ Succotash!”

            Even a million dollar body can be ruined if they act like a dork.

          • Phrederic

            He went from so cool to so not cool so quickly.

            Worst push in the history of wrestling.

          • Curtis Williams

            Cesaro can’t talk for shit though.

          • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

            I will partially disagree, for this reason: I have heard him (in WWE) cut several promos that are very, very good. His problem is that he’s not a native English speaker, so the accent + word difficulties can cause him to slip up. But when he’s good and cheesed off, or he has something interesting to talk about, Cesaro can be a Hell of a promo guy, IMO.

          • Phrederic

            He can talk.

            He can’t cut promos.

  • JimbobJones

    I’m watching The Goldbergs and enjoying the hell out of it.

    They’re doing the smart thing that some other shows (That 70s Show, Stranger Things, The Wonder Years) did in setting it in a certain time period, but not making it all about that time period (which other shows, like That 80s Show, did a horrible job with)

    • “No Way Jose” Gomez

      I like how they start each episode with something like “it was January 20th, 1980-something”, so that they could pull anything pop culture related from any point in the 80’s to fit the story

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    I have discovered the reason for Total Divas to exist, aside from being strangely entertaining in all seriousness: Renee Young in a revealing bikini that essentially becomes a thong, taunting Dean Ambrose sexually.

    • Phrederic

      Honestly…they should’ve done that 5 year ago (holy shit it’s been going on forever).

  • Phrederic

    Total Divas started to help get Daniel Bryan over.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      Ironically, he’s less popular with me because of Total Divas. I liked him better before I realized he was into all kinds of weird crap (I can never take Sedona seriously because of Penn & Teller).

      • Phrederic

        I would rather hang out with Punk than Bryan.

        And I’d rather hang out with Nash than basically anybody.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          This. I respect Bryan as a performer and a likable character in the ring.

          He’d probably drive me to pull my hair out if I had to spend a day with him. Conversely, I could easily see myself playing NHL 17 with Punk for hours just shooting the breeze, or having a cocktail with Nash and listening to his road stories.

          • Phrederic

            Whenever Bryan talks about anything that isn’t wrestling I just kinda…back away slowly.

            Punk seems to have interests that exist outside of it. I could imagine it being fun getting into a shouting match about old comic books or music.

            And Nash, Nash was a quarter as charismatic on tv as he was on shoots and he got how many world titles he didn’t work for?

        • Curtis Williams

          I’d choose neither. Bryan is annoying, but Punk…..good god

          • Phrederic

            I’m an asshole, and I’m friends and relatives with assholes.

            Punk seems like one of my people.

          • Curtis Williams

            How insufferable he’s been in the media has contributed to my low opinion of him.

            He just strikes me as a guy that needs his ego stroked but won’t admit it.

          • Phrederic

            Mike Patton is one of my favorites of all time.

            Being an asshole isn’t a problem for me.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    If you haven’t done so already, I would heartily recommend searching out some of Cesaro’s appearances on Up Up Down Down for an example of how charismatic and likable he actually is. Him and Rusev are entertaining as shit playing ping pong.

    • Curtis Williams

      Rusev….now there’s a guy who needed to be pushed like yesterday

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        He should’ve turned babyface by now.

        • Curtis Williams

          Now that I think about it, Ziggler probably should of turned heel when they feuded.

          • Phrederic

            Ziggler is one of the worst babyfaces I’ve ever seen.

          • Curtis Williams

            Miz says hi.

          • Phrederic

            …what’s in the water in Cleveland?

          • Curtis Williams

            Suck?

      • Phrederic

        Turn him babyface.

    • Phrederic

      Cesaro on Total Divas is awesome.

      Once Nattie said that she wanted to do something to make Tyson feel better, and Cesaro said “I do that everyday by calling him.” and just walked away.

      Ice.

      Fucking.

      Cold.

      • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

        LOL

      • Curtis Williams

        Got damn lmao

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

    Oh, shit, Dave, I meant to tell you; apparently we’ve talked so much about the American Revolution here the last week or so, when I was coming out of anesthesia yesterday, I was talking about having to be back in time to command my troops in 1777.

  • Phrederic

    Speaking of Cesaro.

    Here’s an idea. Samoa Joe comes out, Cesaro interrupts and says “2 years ago, you crippled my best friend and ended his career, I get that wrestling is a tough business, and I have respect for you so I didn’t want to make it a thing…as long as you stayed in NXT. Now that you’ve come up here I need to make you pay.”

    Yeah, nobody remembers Kidd, but it’s a hook for Cesaro.

    • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

      See, I like Cesaro and Sheamus together; I would’ve brought them together in a different way, and I wouldn’t have put the tag titles on them so soon, only to take them off. I just gave up on ever seeing him succeed as a singles guy, despite my fervent belief he’d kill it in the role. The world just wasn’t ready for WWF Champion AJ Styles vs. Cesaro, it seems.

      • Phrederic

        Cesaro might be the best tag-guy of the modern age. He just is a genius at it.

        I still think he can be used in a singles role as a one-off title match to establish a champion.

        I also think Kofi can be used in that way.

        • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola

          Out of the 5 or 6 best TV matches of 2015, Cesaro was involved in like three of them, all singles matches. Co-signed on the tag front, but he’s also an amazing singles wrestler as well. He still IMO has the best NXT match ever with Sami Zayn, including that UNGODLY finish with the press-into-uppercut.

          • Phrederic

            Oh for sure. I love him as a singles guy. But I think that there are others that could compete for best.

            As a tag dude? GOAT.

  • Biff Thanks You, Nick Demola
  • Put together this electronic swing set/music box contraption for the kid today and it’s come in handy while the kid sleeps. I’ve only ever put the kid in and set the swing to the first speed. There are five. I feel like anything harder than the first speed would send the kid, buckles and all, into the wall.

    This thing is crazy. Holy shit, she’s falling asleep. She’s falling asleep!

  • Matthew Maynard Adams

    I could listen to Kevin Nash talk all day.

    (On HBK being injured) “Was it legit?”
    “Fuck no.”

    • Napoleon Blownapart

      He bullshits a lot though, like when he denied Sunny being a ho.

      Like dude who the fuck are you kidding ?

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        I’ve met Big Kev’s wife, and she’s pretty fine.

        Denying Sunny being a ho? I think that’s a case of him not wanting to bury her.

        • Napoleon Blownapart

          Really? When was this?

          Also, it’s been 20 years and she’s a Skype cam whore now. Not really a burial when it’s an obvious fact

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            When was what, me meeting his wife? 2002 or so.

            The Sunny thing, of course she’s a total skank. But why pile more shit on her?

  • Matthew Maynard Adams

    “And Taker, who never says anything jumps out of his chair and says motherfucker, not everything is about you!”

    This right here is why I can not fucking stand Bret.

  • Ioan Morris

    Ha, WWE are running Sumo Hall in Tokyo at the same time NJPW are running their shows in the US.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      You know, WWE could cut a deal with NJPW to work together and make all the money. But Vince’s ego won’t let that happen.

      • Ioan Morris

        I think they like to go to markets where they can pair up with local promotions who they can patronisingly pat on the head. That wouldn’t be the case in Japan or Mexico.

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          Yeah, true.

          But look at it like this, whatever the top feud is in NJPW is right now, put that as the second to top match at WM. Will anyone in America care besides jobber and Mikey? No, but the 200 million people in Japan, they might be willing to pay to see it.

          And even if they don’t, it’s Wrestlemania. You got like 9 hours to kill, so fuck it, there’s a lot worst ideas than throwing a couple NJPW guys out there to have a **** match.

          • Ripner Cabbit

            Not quite sure NJPW would do it either. They don’t wanna give anything up to WWE in Japan.

          • Ioan Morris

            Last I heard the Network hasn’t taken off in Japan either.

      • Supermark25

        And that’s why he’s never gotten a foot hold in Japan, even though he desperately wants too.

        • Napoleon Blownapart

          WWE is bigger in Japan than njpw is in the states.

          • Supermark25

            And?

            How long has thr WWE been running japan compared to NJPW running IN T he US? NJPW is bigger in Japan and it probably drives Vince nuts. It’s well known he covets the Japanese market.

          • Ripner Cabbit

            It’s one of 2 (maybe 3?) markets that he’s never been able to be the biggest in. Mexico being the other (and maybe India? Can’t remember if TNA is still biggest there or not).

          • Napoleon Blownapart

            WWE is far far bigger than TNA in India, always has been.

          • Ripner Cabbit

            Are you sure? Last I heard Impact was regularly beating Raw in ratings there.

          • Napoleon Blownapart

            Because RAW is broadcast live, which is in the morning so no way of watching it of you’re at school. Impact is broadcast ar around 6pm which is much more convenient

          • Supermark25

            They’ve drawn 60,000 to the Tokyo Dome? NJ is bigger in Japan.

          • Ripner Cabbit

            NJPW is bigger in Japan yes I agreed with that saying it’s one of the 2 or 3 markets WWE has never been able to be the biggest in.

          • Supermark25

            Ah, my fault. I work 3rd shift. This is the end of my day.

      • The : Duck

        NJPW wants nothing to do with them, egos aside.

  • Ripner Cabbit

    Watching the Main Event matches this week and they have Truth with Byron and Phillips and he’s pretty funny. Much better than Otunga. Started off by thinking Byron is Coachman.

  • The : Duck

    AJPW Champion Carnival blocks just got announced!

  • Napoleon Blownapart
    • TatR!

      24! You dirty dog!

      • Buffalo Hopscotch

        18 for me. I’m not into pee and poop, so lost out some points there.

  • Ripner Cabbit
    • Ripner Cabbit

      It says he had hoped they would cause the stock prices to drop so he could buy cheap before the stock rebounded

      • The : Duck

        Sounds like a well thought out plan.

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