• JAWAS ♥ SMOAK

    Those two lovely ladies pass my tissue test. Giggity.

  • foeaminute

    Any thoughts on who the surprise entrants might be for the Rumble match? I have to admit, I don’t even really like wrestling that much these days, but I do get excited for the Rumble, and usually enjoy it.

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      #10 – Tye Dillinger

      • Biff ♥ You

        Knowing WWE, he’ll come out at like 17 or something.

      • TPrincess

        It would be a great running gag if he constantly traded numbers unseen to be No. 10 and the guy he traded with was always in the high 20s or 30 or something.

    • Brian Nielsen

      WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE……

      And Goldberg finally gives the job back.

    • JosephM

      Joey Samoey has to be one of them.

    • If it’s anyone other than Owen Hart I probably won’t care too much, but I do generally enjoy the Rumble.

    • Danny Omega

      Samoa Joe
      Finn Balor
      And possibly Kenny Omega

    • Buster Abbott

      Bob Backlund would be fun

  • Bones

    I’m tapping out…I can’t take any more of Clash 5 right now

  • Ross was always pathetic.

  • JosephM

    Let’s get this thread started right-

    Dino Bravo is STILL the worst.

    Thank you for your time.

  • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

    Night thread? What do you think of it so far?

    (“Rubbish!”)

  • PrideOfCanada

    Viewing depth chart:

    1. Bama/Clemson
    2. Habs/Caps
    3. Inside of my eyelids
    4. RAW

    • YouTube’s got most of my spots there, along with AGDQ when it’s not that Tetris/Sakura abomination.

  • So this Omega guy is gonna sign with Vince?

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      lol nope

    • … if it makes him a shit ton of money, and he’s cool with it, then sure.

      … but selfishly, I hope he doesn’t.

  • Bones

    I’m taking Paul E’s advice and not watching Raw.

    Who said he never had any good ideas?

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak
  • Biff ♥ You

    It would do my heart well to see RAW get shredded in the ratings tonight.

    • Bones

      25 million watched this game last year and I bet that’s up from that this year.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      They will.

  • cultstatus

    Big Dave on Omega/NJPW/WWE:

    “If I’m WWE and I watch this it’s like “hey, not only do I want to bring him in, I want to bring him in as legitimately the top guy in the company. I mean I could see that. They’re desperately looking for someone. They’ve got their pick but the guy that they picked isn’t the right guy and Finn Balor is not a young guy – Finn Balor is not the guy they picked but I’m just throwing around names. Finn Balor is not a young guy, AJ Styles is almost 40…that’s not the answer. So a guy like him (Omega) would be valuable as hell. He proved everything. He proved that he could draw, he proved he can talk, I mean in the last year he’s certainly proved that he can work – the only thing he didn’t prove is that he can do it without killing himself. Again, it’s not 100% foolproof but fantastic performer so, yeah, I mean anything’s possible. There’s a lot of stuff that’s going down right now. There’s a lot of stuff that’s going down right now in a lot of different places but I don’t know…like again, the people that I know from New Japan believe that Kenny is with them and that that tweet is him messing with people. He’s supposed to be back. He is going to miss the next tour. I do believe that he probably thought – and you could see it in his promos – if they’re going to go worldwide, that he’s the guy not Okada, to be the leader of the company and I agree with that.”

    • Biff ♥ You

      New Japan expanding internationally is probably not a great idea in the midst of a wrestling recession that isn’t letting up any time soon, Britain notwithstanding. Having said that, if they’re intent on trying, Omega is by far a better choice than Okada, but would Omega play well in their home base?

      And for WWE, you could absolutely build your company around Omega; he has the ‘It’ factor, the work-rate, and all those intangibles that would make Vince a ton of money in a perfect world.

      • JosephM

        Does he have thick, juicy thighs Pal?

    • Phrederic

      Omega is only 2 years younger than Finn.

    • Ioan Morris

      “I mean anything’s possible. There’s a lot of stuff that’s going down right now. There’s a lot of stuff that’s going down right now in a lot of different places but I don’t know…” – Dave doesn’t know.

      • PATRICKisLEGEND

        You could pull that quote from him every week.

  • Sexy Miz

    Why did WWE choose to become the world’s biggest indy fed?

    • Vintage

      Does it matter? They’re pushing Roman over everyone else anyway.

      • Sexy Miz

        Because they’re also pushing so much other stuff that you could easily ignore that.

    • Biff ♥ You

      No choice; that’s the only talent pool available to them in a UFC-dominated world.

  • PrideOfCanada

    Listening to French language announcers say “Coca Cola” is hilarious.

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      Spanish television is great for that. Just a string of words and then “COCA COLA!”.

    • Sexy Miz

      Listening to Japanese announcers say “Citibank” is funnier still.

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    SMH…Why does anyone care what Meryl Streep thinks? Everyone knows that the only reason she is a star is because she did a lot of cock sucking on a lot of casting couches

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Shawn & Taker are there, right?

    • Bones

      Shawn’s there to pimp some straight to DVD movie and Taker bleeds Smackdown!

      • Sexy Miz

        He’s not letting Wrestlemania define him anymore!

      • PATRICKisLEGEND

        … except when he’s on RAW.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    UPTOWN MARV
    HE’S BEEN LIVING IN SBARRO’S WORLD

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      Minus ******.

  • Sexy Miz

    WWE has, like, five separate brands now. Madness!

  • Brian Nielsen

    HHH needs to interrupt HBK’s promo wearing a football helmet….”Just to be safe”

  • Biff ♥ You

    That WWE Instagram post with Roman Reigns being in the Royal Rumble match itself is a very intriguing post. It could be an error… but if Reigns shockingly fails to win the Universal Title, I’ll be awaiting a possible entry with baited breath into the Rumble itself.

    It wouldn’t be the first time a guy pulled double duty at the Rumble and wound up winning.

    • Jackson Smith

      Where’s the Rumble? What’s our chances of Rumble Rebellion #3 as a result?

      • The Silver Fox

        San Antonio

        • Jackson Smith

          Grrrr….low. Very low chances.

    • Phrederic

      Who else did it?

      And Roman needs to fucking win. The Universal Title is approaching cruiserweight levels of prestige while he’s holding it.

      • Biff ♥ You

        Bret Hart pulled the trick back in 1994. He wrestled in the Tag Title Match with Owen against the Quebecers on the undercard, then came back to win the Rumble with Luger.

        • Phrederic

          Nothing since then?

          • Buster Abbott

            In 2003, Lesnar had to beat Big Show in a qualifying match on the undercard to get into the Rumble later that night. And then he won the Rumble!

          • Phrederic

            Hart, Lesnar and now Roman Reigns.

  • Phrederic

    So, apparently because Ryback said Cena is a dick who buried Alex Riley, people are like “y’know, mebbe rybork has a point? Cenasux.”

    If Cena buried Alex Riley, I’ll send him a fucking fruit basket.

    • Jackson Smith

      Ryback’s like the 12th person to say Cena buried Alex Riley out of sheer spite, in fairness.

      • TPrincess

        How exactly did he bury Alex Riley? Buried Nexus? Yes. Buried Barrett mainly out of burial of Nexus? Yes. But Alex Riley

        • PATRICKisLEGEND

          There’s some behind the scenes stuff that a lot of people have alluded to.

          • Like people back stage going… “Riley really sucks in the ring”?

          • Phrederic

            Right.

            How’d he bury him, show people tapes?

          • I was even all in on the brief Reily return in NXT vs. owens.. the build up was good… then he got in the ring

          • Phrederic

            He’s just the shits in the ring.

            One of the worst workers I’ve ever seen in my life.

          • JosephM

            And I would SAY IT TO HIS FAAAAACE!

          • PATRICKisLEGEND

            I think the fact that Riley re-invented himself… to look very much like Triple H, and his reward for doing so was to do a job to Tye Dillinger in NXT, tells you everything about how much the guy was liked.

          • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

            Riley seems like a massive douchebag. Punk pointed out his DWI as a color commentator which is pretty rough

          • Phrederic

            Riley was the taco shits.

      • Phrederic

        Look, if a chef prepares you a great meal cause he hates his co-workers, or a musician puts on a great performance cause they’re angry at their manager, do you say “fuck them, it came from the wrong place” or do you just enjoy the art you got?

  • IF Omega wanted to go to WWE he would not have had the Terminator entrance that could possibly piss off Hunter

    • Night

      He brought the shotgun out too!

  • WWF1987

    I’m not sure about you guys, but I have very little interest in the WWE UK tournament.

  • PrideOfCanada

    Watching football.

    TAKE THAT, MERYL.

  • Thebraziliankid

    Who’s the worst QB today?

    • WWF1987

      Goff.

      • Thebraziliankid

        He’s a rookie to be fair.

    • Brian Nielsen

      Rhymes with “Butler”

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      YO GABBA GABBERT

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Geno Smith. Or EJ Manuel.

      • Thebraziliankid

        Fitzpatrick.

  • Night

    I’m going to give RAW one segment to hook me. But if Stephanie comes out, I’m done.

    • Brian Nielsen

      Dont even try then.

  • Dwayne

    Are they showing the game different ways on every ESPN channel like they did last year? That was kinda cool but I didn’t know what channel to watch

  • Jackson Smith

    Ooooh, my first time watching the opening minutes of Raw in some time…

  • Brian Nielsen

    LOL @ a promo 20 seconds before air.

  • Robert

    Gimme Shelter is still the best intro of any song ever.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Thunderstruck, baby!

    • Bruce Chung

      I love it. But I love Painkiller’s too.

    • Bones

      Voodoo Child

    • The Silver Fox

      Layla by Derek and the Dominoes (Eric Clapton and Duane Allman).

    • The Silver Fox

      Layla
      Gimme Shelter
      Born on the Bayou
      Subdivisions
      Johnny B. Goode

  • Bruce Chung

    Steph? Or something else?

  • Night

    Fuck!

    • Ioan Morris

      Can’t say you didn’t try.

  • Bruce Chung

    lol Steph.

  • Biff ♥ You

    GO BAMA
    ROOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEE

    Beat the FUCK out of the Orange Kittehs and send Darth Sweeny crying to his momma.

    • Bones

      Someone rooting for Bama and calling another coach Darth anything…

  • Jackson Smith

    UGGGGGH NO

  • Brian Nielsen

    NOT A FUCKING PERFORMANCE REVIEW

    • Robert

      Even if the title game wasn’t on, I’d switch away as soon as I heard that shit.

  • ProjectBlue

    PERFORMANCE REVIEW, OH SHIT, TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!!!!

  • Robert

    This game should be terrific. My woman is a Tide fan, but I want Clemson to rep the ACC.

    • Dwayne

      I’m rooting for Clemson too. I like the color orange

    • The Silver Fox

      Pulling for Clemson out of loyalty to the ACC.

    • Bones

      As a FSU fan, I suppose there is honor among conference thieves

  • JosephM

    Foley with the 2000 Comissioner haircut.

  • Jackson Smith

    “When the WWE Universe expects something, they want it delivered.”

    Boy howdy was that true at the 2014 and 2015 Royal Rumbles, lol

  • Bruce Chung

    Rollins with a small pop.

  • Oh my god a fucking performance review for Mick?

    That won’t end well for him.

    • Ioan Morris

      Shouldn’t have tweeted that he was watching NJPW.

  • Biff ♥ You

    I would laugh my ass off if the Undertaker doesn’t actually show up tonight.

  • ProjectBlue

    I’d laugh if Taker doesn’t actually show up and around 11:05 Cole ends the night with “well, the rumors were wrong”

  • Bruce Chung

    Steph’s roaring is…something.

  • JosephM

    That voice…that fucking fucking voice

  • Jackson Smith

    NOOOOOO NOOOOOO NOOOOO

    I wish I couldn’t hear.

  • Bruce Chung

    She’s really pissed about 2 chairs and a plant being thrown around.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    LOL performance review. This is definitely a “not gonna try against football” show.

  • Biff ♥ You

    God, that voice

  • of course Taker will show.. they have 3 hours to fill that wabble to the ring covers 15 minutes of that

  • cultstatus

    TIL that Pat Patterson testified in the steroid trial that Hulk and Andre never faced each other before WM3. Kayfab 4 life!

    • Hayden

      If you can’t trust the man who survived that grueling tourney in Rio, who can you trust?

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    StepHGHanie

    • JosephM

      For all the HHHaters, take solace in the fact that THAT voice is what he hears in bed every night.

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        I would never want to be him.

      • Thebraziliankid

        He must fucking love it! It’s reverse Project China.

        • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

          “I can rebuild her-uuhhhh….”

          • Thebraziliankid

            Swallow uhh, my protein shake uhh.

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        he takes it up the chute from her way more than vice versa, I am 100% sure about that.

        • JosephM

          Well he is Bi alot of things (just not lingual).

  • Bones

    Sounds like Raw is off to a roaring start haha

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    Mick did the right thing in aborting that awful haircut.

  • Biff ♥ You

    The diarrhea is FLOWING EARLY

  • Bruce Chung

    Gonna skip this thing. Can’t watch his matches.

  • Robert

    2017 and WWE still thinks that people give a fuck about HR-related storylines.

  • Jackson Smith

    Steph screaming NOOOOOO and a Roman match in my few minutes of watching Raw? Vince is saying FUCK YOU PAL for missing Raw the past few weeks, eh. This is on purpose, lol.

  • PrideOfCanada

    Blinking Nick Saban behind the commentators is creepy AF.

  • The Tag Title match from Japan is a lot of fun too.. this is a good NXT

  • Yeehaw

    Well, I don’t have pool tonight so I guess I’ll suffer with you fuckers.

  • Vintage

    We’re off to a great start here, where Roman either beats both Owens and Jericho or where both of them can’t beat him without Strowman’s help.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    LMFAO

    Are they really doing a performance review?

    • Vintage

      They got the National Championship game to compete with, so they’re bringing out their biggest ratings draw: STEPHANIE MCMAHON!

  • foeaminute

    Anddddd off to football.

  • LScisco

    Based on the comments it looks like Alabama-Clemson is where to be

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      I never watch college football and even I think it might be.

      • foeaminute

        Same.

  • Brian Nielsen

    Me thinks there wont be a clean finish here.

  • maskedcabana

    Sweet, early main event. Make it a short night.

  • Biff ♥ You

    I just got a letter in the mail claiming that I was dead, and that my estate should contact this company for information on how to take care of my debts.

    That’s kind of creepy…

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Scammers will stop at nothing.

    • Brian Nielsen

      DEBT FREE BITCH

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        Sure. After you pay them $50k.

    • BretHart1987

      The Undertaker is on Raw tonight. You can’t kill a man that is already dad!

    • ProjectBlue

      ALmost seems like fishing. You call to say “Hey, I’m alive” they’re all “prove it”, hoping you give a bunch of info to open up lots of credit in your name

    • Call the company and inform them you are alive and well, and will be visiting them in person as soon as the Brady Bill waiting period has passed.

      🙂

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    So, the big match that they announced earlier in the week is the first match?! Nice.

  • WWF1987

    The Hawks pulled Millsap off of the trade market. So why did they trade Korver?

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      *Marv shrug*

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    It’s almost like they know that no one is gonna watch…

  • If Omega doesn’t come to WWE Vince names someone Kenny Alpha doesn’t he?

  • Dwayne

    I forget Charlie Ward was a Heisman winner. I always think of him as a basketball player

  • Robert

    Boulware got me charged up. I want to grab a helmet and pads and hit somebody.

  • Jackson Smith

    It’s like, I WANT Reigns to lose, I always want Reigns to lose, but if he does, 97.5% becomes 100%, and that’s sad, lol.

  • cultstatus

    One of the best things about the network is rewatching these old Raws and Nitros and rediscovering great forgotten TV matches like Rock vs X-Pac on Raw 269.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Oh right, HBK and Taker are here too.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    I was wondering how Curtis on Arrow turns his afro into braids in time to crime fight as Mr. Terrific. Now we know!

    https://i.imgur.com/xTUI4yP.jpg

    • Thebraziliankid

      THAT’S RACIST.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    BRAUUUUN!!

  • Aaron

    Sulu, he’s the star of the show…

  • Jackson Smith

    Oh good, a man cheering Reigns in New Orleans is a Texans fan, not a Saints fan. We don’t need THAT disgrace.

    • LScisco

      Maybe he’s a Katrina refugee!

  • Bruce Chung

    Steph should suffer a stroke soon if she’s that angry about 2 chairs and a plant being tipped over backstage.

  • LScisco

    An easy way to make college games go faster is to eliminate the automatic stoppage of the clock after a first down. All these pass-first offenses in the PAC-12 are why games there are four+ hours. Well, commercials are to blame too but it’s not like those are getting cut.

  • Ioan Morris

    If every year WWE has to try and raid NJPW for a top guy they’re doing something badly wrong.

    • Listen, it’s not every day you can get a guy who can put on six star matches.

      • Aaron

        I doubt Okada leaves

      • Ioan Morris

        And they won’t get either guy.

    • Ioan Morris

      Performance Centre presumably built to churn out 50/50 guys.

    • Aaron

      Hirooki Goto is ready

      • Ioan Morris

        I’m actually looking forward to him vs. Juice!

        • Aaron

          Juice is ready

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    Wait. Why are all four of those guys out there? Is the US title match now?

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      It was gonna be.

    • The Silver Fox

      Get it over with before the football starts.

  • Bruce Chung

    Here comes the frienemy.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    This better lead to a championship scramble match.

  • Jackson Smith

    “You see what happens? You see what happens?” I like to think that means Jericho is an Achiever (and proud we are of all of them).

  • maskedcabana

    Roman will take them both, he’s hardcore.

  • cultstatus

    “At some point, Afa Anoa’i (manager of the Headshrinkers) was called to the judge’s bench and scolded because apparently Afa was in the courtroom mouthing the words “not guilty” at the jury in an attempt to intimidate them.”

    lololololol

  • Magoonie

    I’m kinda digging Rollins tonight so far.

  • Bruce Chung

    What match? It didn’t start.

  • Brian Nielsen

    The match never really began…..

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    “This match isn’t gonna end this way.”
    But it didn’t even start.

  • Bones

    Hurts as the SEC offensive player of the year…Jesus I think every other QB in that league was shit this year.

  • Just have Roman hit a ref with a chair so he can lose the US title by being stripped of it, Dusty Rhodes style.

  • LScisco

    Remember when they had Steph continue to bash Sika last year in an attempt to make people sympathetic to Roman and she kept doing it over and over, growing visibly frustrated that the crowd wasn’t into it? One of the unintentional comedy bits of 2016.

  • Vintage

    Those weren’t even heel heat boos for Steph. Those sounded like groaning boos.

    • PrideOfCanada

      Angry yawns.

  • Yeehaw

    Strowman/Rollins should be fun

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      It’s different at least.

      • Bruce Chung

        Strowman really needs it to make him look good and maybe learn to keep up with Rollins and other faster guys.

  • Jackson Smith

    CELEBRATE NYAH NYAH NYAH

    Oh thank God the GF’s here finally. Be brave tonight, people, lol. Only 3 hours.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Only?

  • Biff ♥ You

    I literally can’t with WWE. I just can’t anymore.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      You’re dead. You don’t have to.

    • WWF1987

      Smackdown is fine.

    • itwastyped

      It’s so weird that someone actually wrote that segment

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Well, with Raw, yes. Smackdown on the other hand…

      • Magoonie

        It’s amazing how much better SD is consistently than Raw.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          Like night and day.

  • I’d have no problem with Seth and Roman as tag champions. Why not just do that? Pretty please?

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      What would Cesaro do?

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        Send him to Smackdown for something better?

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          They’ll trade him for Ryan Ward.

    • Magoonie

      Yeah, I like that idea.

    • Vintage

      Seth & Roman vs. CeSheamus?

      I find this idea acceptable.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Because they’ll probably do it while he’s also US Champion and Universal Champion.

  • LScisco

    This college title game has a better build than most WWE programming.

  • JosephM

    Damn, I’ll be at work during the first day of the UK tournament.

  • Robert

    LET’S GOOOOOOOO

  • LScisco

    Remember when Clemson beat Alabama last week to get a championship opportunity?

    • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

      I hope some NCAA official doesn’t determine the outcome of the game and then never explain himself.

  • Jeremy Rinehart

    Over on Voices on ESPN U, Bill Walton is dressed as Uncle Sam

    • Bruce Chung

      Throw it down Uncle Sam.

      • Jeremy Rinehart

        Take it to the hole, big man!

  • maskedcabana

    Is Will Oceanspray in the UK tournament?

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Now I want cranberry juice.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    I’m watching The Bachelor and feeling like I made 100% the right choice.

    Stephanie McMahon is my biggest wrestling trigger.

  • The Silver Fox

    Haven’t cared for Alabama since Bear Bryant retired.

  • Brian Nielsen

    WWE: We only show entrances anymore.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      It’s what the E stands for.

  • Robert

    Is that David Spade?

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Singing the anthem? Looks more like Jeff Jarrett.

  • That girl in the xXx movie is the crazy hot bisexual from Orange is the New Black that everyone was into a few years ago?

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Yeah, the chick who looks like a tatt’d Beiber with titties.

      • Thebraziliankid

        That movie looks like utter shit, What made the first work was being a great Bond parody.

        • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

          It probably will be, but it’s Vin riding a motorcycle in the ocean, Ruby Rose, no-eyepatch nick Fury, Neymar……it might be too bugfuck for me to pass up.

          • Thebraziliankid

            FUCK Neymar, someone should just break his leg in three ways, where the fuck is Pepe when we need him.

  • Bones

    Was this the band that sang that god awful “We’re comin…to your citay!!” song that they played for CFB a couple years back?

    • Biff ♥ You

      Yes.

      • TomaxAndXamot

        No. That was Big & Rich.

        • Biff ♥ You

          Wasn’t that Big and Rich singing the national anthem?

          • Bones

            Little Big Town

          • Biff ♥ You

            Oh. They all suck equally.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Every red-stater just came at that bald eagle flying out.

    • LScisco

      Nah, that’s just Alabama infringing on Auburn’s gimmick!

  • Ioan Morris

    What happened so far? They reneged on the handicap match?

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Later tonight.

    • maskedcabana

      Half time.

    • Bruce Chung

      That took all the wind out of Reigns. He needs 3 hours to recover.

  • TomaxAndXamot

    Fuck Dabo and his team of taint-grabbers.

  • ziggaman730

    honestly Lloyd Braun Strowman Sucks!

  • cabspaintedyellow

    You know, if they announced matches farther ahead of time and then ditched the “opening segment sets up main event” structure, they could assign one hour of the show to each of the different thousand members of the writing team, and cut down on overworking. It’s the need to have the main event angle interwoven throughout the show that makes it so that one writing team is responsible for all three hours.

  • mattmcandrew

    Haven’t they pulled this big match to open the show, gets interrupted, delayed until later in the show bollocks a few times recently? I’m not impressed.

  • Fester

    Out of Braun Strowman, Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns.

    I’d honestly prefer to watch a Braun Strowman match right now. I just can’t handle any more JeriKO vs The Shield 2000

  • Robert

    They got no love for Spurrier lol

    • Cbenson5

      Yes Clemson fans don’t care for him.

  • Bones

    Lol Finebaum Film Room. Isn’t that just Finebaum jerking off to Nick Saban pacing the sidelines?

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Already this match is better than the Zayn match, and I say that as a Sami fan.

  • Brian Nielsen

    Zayn interferes, leading to a triple threat, before Edge interferes and reforms the Brood.

    • Fester

      Edge reforms the Brood with the Edgeheads. Zack Ryder can be in a wheelchair. Or using Curt Hawkin’s trademark cane.

  • ziggaman730

    u can hear fucking crickets right now!

    • Vintage

      “We’re gonna start the show with the main event. LOL JK, HERE’S A BRAUN STROWMAN MATCH!”

    • Fester

      Have you seen how big Strowman is? I feel like you need to see it in person.

  • Bruce Chung

    I really want to see a Sting Killer on Storwman.

    • LScisco

      I’d laugh if Rollins injured Strowman and screwed up more booking plans

      • Bruce Chung

        It’d be kind of awesome.

  • ziggaman730

    zero heat…

  • cultstatus

    TIL that Vince’s personal secretary was a former playmate of the month. June 1988 if you’re curious.

  • maskedcabana

    Are they doing the coach’s circle jerk commentary for the title game on ESPN2 this year?

  • Zayn winning the Rumble would get a huge pop and make the guy for life, but I no there’s a 0% chance of that happening.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      I forgot he existed. He beat Kevin Owens.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      There is a better chance of Finn retuning and winning over Zayn winning.

  • Jeremy Rinehart

    Bill Walton is awesome

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      The other night, Snoop was on camera and Bill straight up said “Let’s spark it up, Snoop!” while commentating

      • Jeremy Rinehart

        I didn’t like him when he called NBA games on NBC, but in the last few years, he’s become pretty great

        • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

          He’s part of our crew here at Pac-12, so I love editing the games he does because several times a night, he drives the announcer and producers up the wall with his tangents and digressions, it’s high hilarity. And i do mean high.

          • Jeremy Rinehart

            Oh yeah, I catch him on Pac-12, or as Bill calls it, “the conference of champions”

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            He was calling a game with JB Long the other night, and in a last-possession game-in-the-balance moment, he just blurts out “What does JB stand for, Just Basketball?”

          • Jeremy Rinehart

            Bill is an American treasure

  • Biff ♥ You

    What in the shit, why the fuck are Spurrier and Manning there? Get the FUCK OFF THE FIELD.

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      They’re finalists for the college hall of fame

  • Hayden

    “Could you imagine BRAUN STROMAN and BROCK LESNAR in the same ring together?!?” – Michael Cole

    Brock eliminated him from the Rumble last year

    • Vintage

      Brock also stiffed the living shit out of him, because the dumbshit wouldn’t sell.

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        But, his gimmick was that he didn’t sell.

    • And wasn’t that after Brock eliminated each Wyatt?

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    I hope that 20 of the eliminations in the Rumble are between Brock, Braun, Bill, and Baron.

    • mattmcandrew

      And Bushwhacker Butch.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Anyone with a B in his name.

    • Vintage

      And B. Brian Blair.

  • Robert

    Sounds like Raw sucks already.

    • LScisco

      Yeah, performance evaluations? Pass!

  • Bruce Chung

    lol Rollins carefully threw himself off the apron for that bump

  • Thebraziliankid

    Man, Donnie Yen’s character in Rogue One was so underrused. Fuck Jyn, he should’ve been the main face in the movie.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Got the best line, though!

      • Thebraziliankid

        They could’ve developed how The Force acts in non-Jedi/Sith, the Force being a faith for regular Joes.

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        “I am one with the force, and the force is with me..”X30

        • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

          I was thinking “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I’M BLIND!

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Also I will gladly fuck Jyn

      • Thebraziliankid

        She’s ugly.

        • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

          SHUT UP I WILL FIGHT YOU

          • Thebraziliankid

            BRING IT BONZAI!

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            I will beat you into whatever country is below Brazil!

          • Thebraziliankid

            Argentina.

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            That’s what I thought!

  • Bones

    If Cutty Sark calls a double reverse on the first play, you know he fell off the wagon.

    • Bruce Chung

      I really hope they are behind early just to see if Sark breaks out a flask.

    • I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF WE’RE ON OUR OWN FIVE RUN THE FAKE PUNT.

      Coach, it’s second down.

      *BURRRRRP*

  • In this Roman/Strowman match, Strowman might be the guy doing the carrying. Think about that.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Oh, I have a bad feeling lol

  • Bones

    Pop quiz:

    Who was the first true freshman QB to win the NT?

    • Magoonie

      Roman Reigns.

    • ziggaman730

      85 oklahoma qb. name is escaping me

      • Bones

        You are correct. Holloway

      • Holloway?

      • ziggaman730

        i know they ran the wishbone so it wasnt like he is a household name.

    • mattmcandrew

      Trump?

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Lordy, I gotta stay out of here until ten.

  • I’m somewhat intriguied by Colony.

  • mattmcandrew

    Does anybody EVER find this kind of wrestling entertaining? I have no interest in watching a hopeless giant beating up someone with bags of talent for ages.

    • Yeehaw

      I like watching the bumps but there haven’t been many in this one.

    • Vintage

      It’s an unholy cross between Vince’s big man fetish and HHH’s idea that every single match has to be a 15-20 minute “epic.”

    • Strowman isn’t hopeless.

  • Vintage

    I do appreciate that we’ve actually got a handful of guys that could actually win the Rumble this year. Compare that to last year where they put the title on the line, so that meant that the only viable winner that anyone could take seriously was HHH.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      If they put Ziggler and Miz in the Rumble with the motivated mentality that they have been having lately, this could be the most interesting Rumble since 2010.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Clemson’s defense and Alabama’s defense are a wash. It’ll come down to which offense makes the major mistakes first.

  • Robert

    GOD DAMN. He killed a man.

  • cultstatus

    “Tom Zenk is the type of individual that would take steroids out of a garbage can and use them.”-Jerry McDevitt.

    Jesus lol.

  • Thebraziliankid

    Why the hell Football players get the same supermodel body type of wife, they all look the same.

    • maskedcabana

      $$$.

      • Thebraziliankid

        They can pick better women.

  • Bruce Chung

    WWE trying to get Rollins over as a face. Announcers say how conniving he is and how he won the belt at WM.

  • Jeremy Rinehart

    I’m flipping between the Finebaum Film Room and ESPN Voices. So far, Voices is way better

  • Bones

    Shit that was pretty risky and a personal foul on Bama.

    Saban is revoking his scholarship.

  • Robert

    Watson caught the Russian Sickle

  • Bruce Chung

    Right on the face. Rollins is trying hurt him!

  • Biff ♥ You

    Holy shit Foster

  • Yeehaw

    This is a decent match.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Ow!

  • Bruce Chung

    Rollins…gives no fucks.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Rollins fighting Strowman in 2017 is more interesting than I’ve found him in all of 2016.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Agreed.

  • Bones

    Well you go for it here?

    • I think your feed’s about a play ahead of mine.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    The replay made that look way worse.

  • djowalsen: Known Hater

    I don’t know who I want to lose more. Alabama or Roman Reigns…

  • Bruce Chung

    Good cheap finish.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Kept both guys strong.

  • Vintage

    That was not a favorable camera angle. Dude just jumped into an empty pool on purpose.

  • Thebraziliankid

    If Eli Manning retires, what will be his legacy?

    • The guy who inexplicably beat The Great One twice.

      • cabspaintedyellow

        He pinned The Rock twice?

      • Thebraziliankid

        Also, Mr. Interception!

    • ProjectBlue

      (Shameless homer)Big game player, did have some brain lapses but also was let down by a lousy offensive scheme much of his career

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Two rings, both against Brady.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        And nothing else at all.

        • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

          If you do that, you don’t need anything else at all, considering Brady 4-0 in non-Eli Bowls and might be the GOAT (along with Belichick on the coaching end) when it’s all said and done.

          • Thebraziliankid

            Isn’t the discussion of GOAT made between Peyton/Brady/Montana?

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            Yeah, you got your pick between those guys, but Brady could easily play for more years with crazy stats and 4 rings already in the bag, probably 5 after this season.

            But Eli will always have “The 2 in 4-2” as of now.

          • Thebraziliankid

            What about Favre?

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            He’ll crack a lot of folks top-10, esp. with being the only guy to win three straight MVPs, but he only has one ring, so by default, he falls behind multi-winners with equally big numbers like Brady, Peyton, Joe, etc.

      • Thebraziliankid

        Peyton is guy that deserved more rings, but I’m happy Brees has one. That guy was a overachiever with that Saints defense.

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      He probably gets in the Hall.

    • Robert

      Jay Cutler with marginally better decision making and two good playoff runs.

    • djowalsen: Known Hater

      A decent guy who happened to be the quarterback on two super bowl teams

    • Kenny_Reigns

      They’ll give him a statue in NYC.

    • Starscreamlive

      Archie’s second most talented son.

  • Bones

    This same thing is what fucked Clemson against FSU a couple years ago. They had ZERO power run plays to get one yard under center.

  • ProjectBlue

    (Someone from the back)”Hey asshole, that LED post is more than your salary”

    • Bruce Chung

      I was thinking to myself Strowman was lightly hitting the post for that exact reason.

  • Bruce Chung

    Strowman’s “I’m in pain” face is hilariously bad.

  • Experienced Monster

    That was a decent little match, all things considered.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Yeah, Seth made Braun look good.

  • Black and Blueland

    I just spent way too long trying to figure out what the 2:17 bible verse was on the Clemson jerseys

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      It’s literally just 2017.

      • Black and Blueland

        Yeah I figured that out. But you can’t see the football 0 on the tv and the laces look like a colon.

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          It’s true. They do.

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    And the monster skulks away. They’re all ready screwing up Strowman.

  • ProjectBlue

    Poor Grant Ward

    • Fester

      Holy shit the WWE is gonna kill this guy’s career.

  • Fester

    This HBK Jesus movie looks legendarily bad.

    • Napoleon Blownapart

      Biblically bad.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Looks a lot better then most of the Christian films I’ve seen.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    How Shawn got Vince to sponsor “Gavin Stone” I will never know.

  • TomaxAndXamot

    Sending out Stephanie was a good strategy to get everyone to switch to the game. Worked for me.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Heh, Shawn made a Jesus movie.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      And promoted it on Tomi Lahren’s show!

      • Napoleon Blownapart

        Of course.

  • Bruce Chung

    Everytime I’m ready to hate on Emily Ratajkowski, I see her pics, and I’m nah, can’t do it yet. Too hot.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      As long as she’s not talking or trying to pass herself as anything more than Professional Straight Up Titty Chick, she;s fine.

      • Thebraziliankid

        She was some 11/10 tits.

  • Robert

    PUT THE FUCKING QB UNDER CENTER

  • maskedcabana

    This Christian WWE movie may be their breakout hit.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      That would be the most ironic thing ever.

      • ProjectBlue

        Jesus Christ had lame thighs

        • maskedcabana

          He does kick out at 3.

          • ProjectBlue

            Originator of the Dusty finish

    • Vintage

      Christian’s starring in a WWE movie?

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        He just wanted One More…..Payday!

    • LScisco

      Is that the one with HBK?

      • Bruce Chung

        Is he tag team partner Jesus?

        And what happens when he kicks him threw the window?

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        It wouldn’t made by WWE without him.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      It might be their first to make money ever.

      • LScisco

        Honestly, if you can tap into the church going audience that’s pretty lucrative. Worked for Tyler Perry with church going black women.

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          The idea of church goers paying to see a man in drag is kind of funny, even if none of the actual movies are.

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      Those Kirk Cameron ones used to make a TON of money… very loyal audience.

      • Vintage

        Churches will bus in their entire congregations to these shit movies.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          They are the only ones who have group sales, no other movie does that.

          • Vintage

            Gotta do their part to fight the HOLLYWOOD HEATHENS!

            CHRISTIAN PERSECUTION COMPLEX!

          • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

            Who cares about good filmmaking as long it spreads the word?

          • Daniel O’Reilly

            Except for maybe Star Wars.

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        “Go see this movie or your soul is damned to HELL!”

        Effective marketing!

  • Bones

    Glad Dabo learned from mistakes made a couple years ago!

    Some of those shotgun run plays take too long to develop in one-yard situations.

  • TomaxAndXamot

    Huge gap between C and LG, Dabo runs the option right. Smh

  • mattmcandrew

    “A Christian comedy-drama film” according to Wikipedia. So he’s still proper God Squad then? I hoped he would grow out of that.

    • ProjectBlue

      HBK? Eh, honestly I’m an atheist but good for him. Dude would have been dead without it and it at least seems genuine for him

  • So did Foley save enough for that hip surgery? Cause I have a feeling he’s getting “fired” tonight.

  • Bruce Chung

    Got Brees to come out?

  • So with the CFP cutting into their ratings tonight, what’re the odds BoD Raw out draws regular Raw tonight?

    • djowalsen: Known Hater

      What was our peak? 14? Probably then.

  • That was a manly run.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    And the Alabama ass whuppin is underway.

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    What a shock. Alabama is ahead.

  • LScisco

    Man, that Bama drive was too easy. Don’t tell me this whole playoffs will be a dud.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      They’re just head and shoulders above everyone, esp. defensively.

    • Vintage

      The playoffs, yes.

      Best game of the entire bowl season will end up being the Rose Bowl.

      • I prefer the Citrus Bowl. But that’s a personal preference.

      • Bones

        I’m partial to the Orange Bowl

  • Robert

    Welp

  • Miko363

    So has Shawn already appeared? He’s in full “old curmudgeon” mode now so he probably wants to beat the traffic out of there.

    • Yeehaw

      He was in great spirits during the whole Pittsburgh Penguins HBK line thing

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Someone earlier today said Dana Brooke accidentally won a match. Did that happen?

    • On NXT, IIRC.

    • Miko363

      She was supposed to win via feet on the ropes against Bayley on Raw a couple months back. But she forgot where she was and couldn’t reach the ropes so it ended up being a clean win.

  • TomaxAndXamot

    Game, Blouses.

  • So Bayley won on a fluke last week to become #1 conteder? I don’t even remember this.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      I sorta do. But the entire story line is so predictable you really don’t have to remember anything as long as you remember Bayley is winning at Mania.

  • Bones

    Shit call by Dabo, stupid penalty and easy drive.

    Not off to a good start.

  • Biff ♥ You

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

  • Clemson’s defense…not exactly LSU caliber so far.

  • Vintage

    God, stop making these women TALK!

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Or, maybe just let them talk the way they would, naturally.

  • ProjectBlue

    Charlotte does good promos for apparently having just learned words about 10:30 this morning

  • “handle a candle?”

    This is a shitty backstage segment. I can’t believe they pretaped this.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Kicked her leg right out of her leg!

  • Bruce Chung

    Jax obviously wants Charlotte.

    • Not the pairing I’d prefer, but sure.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Oh, hey Austin..

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Can the crowd see this? No reaction.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      They mostly show things on the jumbo tron now.

  • OH they needed time to change the ropes.

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      I’m surprised the ropes aren’t LED by now…

    • mattmcandrew

      I’m pretty sure nobody would mind if they didn’t bother.

    • Ioan Morris

      I think they just put purple tape over the top.

  • Bruce Chung

    He blended in with the pink background for a sec there.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    I’m excited for USC next year. Sam Darnold looks like the next great-USC-QB-turned-NFL-sawftie, so I think they can flirt with at least 11 wins next year even with losing Zach Banner and probably JuJu and Adoree.

    • I’d like us to actually get to play a full 12-game schedule next year.

  • Vintage

    These cruiser feuds are just going WAAAAAAY too long and every single one of them involves the two guys wrestling each other half a dozen times.

  • Yeehaw

    Much like Heath Slater and James Ellsworth, I hate how you people got this idiot over.

    • Biff ♥ You

      How DARE you, sir!

      How DARE you besmirch the good name of GENTLEMAN JACK

      • Aaron

        Also James Ellsworth and Heath Slater.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          One has kids, and one has 2 hands for a fighting chance.

          • Aaron

            I can identify with their plight.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Gallagher is an idiot? Hardly.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Can anything wake this crowd? Rollins/Strowman threatened to before it got cut off…

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Maybe a bomb threat?

    • Vintage

      Should they even bother? Big Steph’s still got another segment left, so they’ll just die off again.

  • chicagodem79

    Good God who’s whiter, Gallagher, Sheamus, or Casper the Friendly Ghost?

  • ziggaman730

    woah i went to snap one off and bama scored.. how?

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Ran it in, practically untouched.

      • ziggaman730

        who?

        • maskedcabana

          Please, no more TNA jokes.

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          Their running back? I literally never watch college football.

    • Hurts scramble, Roughing the Passer, Bo RUN.

  • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

    Charlotte has dead, joyless eyes. It’s actually a little disturbing.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Her face is just…..yeesh.

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        She just looks like she’s on autopilot most of the time.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          She never felt an emotion of love from her father.

    • Aaron

      Considering her unique childhood I can understand.

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        Every time I see her she looks as though she rather be anywhere else. Ironically, she only seems to perk up when she gets to tell off Ric. Must be cathartic.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          I say it’s more like suppressed emotions.

        • Aaron

          It’s hard to say with her as she’s very good but she may well not want to do this.

          • Dwayne

            No one made her do it

          • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

            I think her having a natural gift for it and her dad finally paying attention could have “forced” her down a road she didn’t necessarily want to travel down. No, a gun wasn’t put to her head but we’ll do crazy shit for our parents’ love and attention.

          • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

            I mean she has talent but she’s so…mechanical. Like, she does all the right things but it never crosses the threshold into “great”.

          • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

            She’s probably the biggest full time star they have, with the exception of Styles.

        • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

          The female Brock Lesnar. Push her to the moon and she’ll quit

    • Dwayne

      Daddy issues

  • ziggaman730

    r they saving michaels for halftime?

  • Bones

    That should have been targeting.

  • mattmcandrew

    Could they make Jack Gallagher look more tragic? He looks how I look when I strut around the house when everybody is out. Right down to the matching socks and pants.

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      All part of his charm.

  • Thebraziliankid

    Where the hell is Katie Holmes, she hasn’t done anything in years;

    • ProjectBlue

      Counting her scientologist hush money

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      I thought Tom Cruise had her killed. No?

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Marrying Jamie Foxx, possibly.

      • Thebraziliankid

        That’s a husband upgrade.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Not a good actress. You just hire Michelle Williams for those roles.

      • Thebraziliankid

        Fair point.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          To think she was in Batman Begins.

          • Thebraziliankid

            Apparently she pissed off Christian Bale, you know how that guy easy to be set off.

      • Buster Abbott

        Michelle Williams ended up being a hell of an actress. She’s probably getting her FOURTH (!) Oscar nomination this year.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      She has been designated a deserted by the Church and is being chased across the world to collect the debts she owes for auditing

  • By the way, this liveblog is brought to you by Captain D’s! They sent me coupons, and I’m not one to turn down coupons!

  • Miko363

    Neither of them have knee pads?

    The crowd is right to refuse to acknowledge this match.

  • ziggaman730

    is that sheamus’s brother?

    • Bones

      He will be by summer

      • ziggaman730

        that angle mighthave legs…

  • Bruce Chung

    Running drop kick as a finisher seems so odd.

  • Bobby

    Alabama’s gonna win this, is this even in question?

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      No.

    • Biff ♥ You

      Too early to say.

  • Biff ♥ You

    The Dr. Pepper College Football Playoff Guy looks like Bill Dauterive come to life.

    • Except I actually like Bill Dauterive.

  • mattmcandrew

    As an Englishman, I should be proud of my countryman making it to WWE. But looking at the way they have dressed him, I feel nothing but shame.

  • Jeremy Rinehart

    Keyshawn Johnson telling Bill Walton he should have went to USC, while Bill chastises Keyshawn for not going to UCLA is perversely amusing

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Gallagher is one of the smartest written wrestlers in a while.

  • dav4life

    Zero reaction to the turnbuckle act which would have received a standing ovation on nxt. Crowds nowadays are total idiots.

  • ziggaman730

    this guy is ripping off the real gentlemen Chris Adams!

    • Bruce Chung

      The gentlecorpse you mean.

  • mattmcandrew

    He doesn’t talk like a gentleman.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Hey there. Who that?

  • Yeehaw

    lol you people actually like this queef?

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Fisticuffs. Vince loves this guy.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      It really brings him back to his childhood.

  • Biff ♥ You

    I hate this weird angle they’re using on ESPN.

  • PrideOfCanada

    Flip over to RAW for the first time tonight to hear the crowd yelling “WHAT?” at Jack Gallagher.

    This isn’t very gentlemanly of me, but whatever city they’re in tonight can eat shit and die.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      New Orleans has suffered quite a bit though.

    • Vintage

      The South doesn’t care for beanpoles that talk funny.

    • That reaction is confirming Vince’s decision to go there for WM34. Also confirming my absolute zero chance of going.

    • Buster Abbott

      The crowd should chant PARDON? at Gallagher

  • maskedcabana

    Hey, someone who acts too young for his age and HBK.

  • LOL, that was an “OLE!” move by the WR on that broken screen. He didn’t want that ball.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx makes a lot of sense, considering they both have roots as stars of their own WB shows.

    • Member when Katie was a cocktease?

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        Then when tits out in The Gift (the 2000 one). Thanks, Sam Raimi!

  • Bones

    Clemson…you have them in 3rd and long, cannot let them convert or else you’re in for a long evening.

  • Really, Clemson defense?

  • chicagodem79

    Hey NY BODoomers, any info on this?

    NEW YORK — Knicks point guard Derrick Rose missed Monday’s game against the Pelicans for an undisclosed reason.

    The Knicks released a statement shortly before tipoff saying Rose was not with the team and provided no further information.

    • The Pelicans suck?

    • WWF1987

      Uh oh.

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      You’re welcome, New York!

    • ProjectBlue

      Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account

      ‏@WojVerticalNBA

      Sources: There are team officials, teammates and close associates
      unclear of reason for Derrick Rose’s absence for Knicks-Pelicans at MSG……

      …yeah, this is no help

    • Dwayne

      Who knows with that guy

  • Thebraziliankid

    I laugh at the fool who says Ben Affleck was a better Batman than Bale.

    • Affleck might Bale out on the role 😀

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        FILE

    • Yeehaw

      I laugh at people that care about super heroes.

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        PK?

        • He did use queef earlier…

      • Napoleon Blownapart

        You fucking watch wrestling.

        • Yeehaw

          Only one guy comes down with a cape though.

    • ProjectBlue

      Eh, it’s closer than you think. Bale was an ok Bruce, kinda shitty Batman imo

  • Fester

    Didn’t take long for Foley to change his hair. Feedback must have been brutal.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Mick, this isn’t 2000 anymore.

  • ziggaman730

    the ref is a straight up country bumpkin…

  • Vintage

    “I’m sick of this ‘New Era’ BS!”

    Seriously, Cena’s character is like Hogan’s character in ’99. OUTTA THE WAY, NEW GUYS, I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Has he dropped a “You may have beaten me once, but you havent proven anything till you beat me again BRRRRRRRRRABADOOOOOOOOOOOO” this week?

  • ProjectBlue

    Steph just challenged Taker. There’s your Mania main

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Mick seems like he’s taken a few shots to the head.

  • Foley is a skinhead now? Good look on him.

  • Bruce Chung

    One of the few times that Balding Vampire can claim he has better hair.

  • I can’t wait until Shawn is 80 years old and still walks down to Sexy Boy.

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      More like “Rascals™ down”.

  • WWF1987

    Adrian WojnarowskiVerified account
    ‏@WojVerticalNBA
    Sources: There are team officials, teammates and close associates unclear of reason for Derrick Rose’s absence for Knicks-Pelicans at MSG.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Did he kill a hooker?

      • Bones

        Wasn’t he semi-involved in something shady?

        • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

          Sexual assault allegations at the start of the season.

    • chicagodem79

      Wow that’s not ominous, not at all….

    • maskedcabana

      Boat trip?

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      Hey, New York, we’ve got a quarterback you can have, too! Real cheap!

  • mattmcandrew

    Foley needs the assistance of Frank Drebbin to find Undertaker.

  • Vintage

    “Your entire performance review hinges on getting me THE UNDERTAKER!”
    “I got you Shawn Michaels.”
    “WHO CARES ABOUT SHAWN MICHAELS???”

    • Bruce Chung

      “Undertaker doesn’t work for our brand.”

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    It’s the Heart Break Kweer

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Time for a 20 minute film plug.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    So has anything happened so far?

    • Bruce Chung

      Shawn Michaels is balding.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Not really, outside of Braun vs Seth Rollins.

    • Steph cutting off Mick’s balls again.

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    We didn’t miss you and we don’t give a shit about your hypocritical Christian bullshit movies

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      MAGA, HBK!

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    I hope this is a “personal reasons cause of rehab or something” for D-Rose and not “Chris Benoit didn’t show up at Vengeance”

    • chicagodem79

      Yeah same here….

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      Well, shit. Now I feel bad.

      Thanks alot, Bonzai!

    • Dwayne

      He’s a little slow. He might have forgotten how to get to the arena

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Stop saying HBShizzle!

    • Fester

      He’s been saying it for like 4 years now is the worst part!

  • Bruce Chung

    I really want to have another “Party’s over grandpa.”

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    NO doesn’t care about Goldberg at all.

  • Vintage

    I wish that Styles/HBK match at the Rumble had happened. Would have been a lot of fun.

    Instead, Styles is dropping the title to Cena and going on to do who the fuck knows what?

    • Jason

      6 man ladder match for IC title.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    “One more match!”
    Hey, a Christian that is over.

  • djowalsen: Known Hater

    I’m still not sure if I want to go to the Rumble, yet.

  • Mr.Snrub

    First monday night in Cancun and i’m watching Raw….

    To be fair though the actual city sorta sucks so might as well watch a lil wrassling.

  • chicagodem79

    Isn’t this where somebody runs in?

    • Varoom

      Hahahaha….

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Yep.

  • Bruce Chung

    Emissary of peace!

  • The ResErection of Gavin Stone!

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Heh, Shawn’s trying.

  • ProjectBlue

    Poor Rusev, fool for the main roster, door mat for the old folks

  • Varoom

    Ok so HBK superkicks Rusev and Jinder and gets his moment, then disappears.

  • Shawn didn’t used to do jobs.

  • Bones

    And a Clemson turnover…ruh row.

  • And that was a shit snap.

  • chicagodem79

    Lana is rocking the HELL out of that dress…..

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    God fucking damn Lana.

  • mattmcandrew

    He’s the new Kirk Cameron!

  • Bruce Chung

    The all enhanced physique of Mahal will carry the segment.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    “Use your stupid CGI!”

  • Bruce Chung

    So you want your wife to look like a stupid CGI?

  • Yeehaw

    Rusev hates Star Wars? I love this fucking guy.

  • Clemson DERP.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    “We can’t do this”?!

    • ProjectBlue

      …was hard to tell…maybbbbbbe sweet chin music?

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        Yeah, made sense after Rusev said “He doesn’t do that anymore.”

  • Vintage

    HBK: Who’d have thought a movie about religion could be fun?

    “Religion?”
    “Learning?”
    “Let’s get outta here!”

  • Bones

    Juicing Jinder

  • ProjectBlue

    Bulgarian George Clooney, poor fucker

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      He sounded so confident when he said that.

  • Jason

    What happened to Rusev’s accent?

  • Experienced Monster

    This is such an odd segment, but I can’t turn away. Rusev is only half in character.

    • Miko363

      I’m enjoying “half caring” Rusev.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Rusev lol

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    That’s got to be the first, Sweet Chin Music chant I’ve heard.

  • Bruce Chung

    I’m George Clooney, she’s better than Emma Stone, and Jinder.

  • Fester

    Rusev is the best!

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Rusev’s having fun out there, Maggle!

  • Vintage

    “I’m the Bulgarian George Clooney.”

    WHY DOES THIS GUY NOT HAVE EVERY TITLE IN THIS STUPID COMPANY???

  • mattmcandrew

    How does Jinder still have a job? I keep expecting to see his name on the list of releases but it never is.

    • Jason

      He’s only been back since like August.

      • mattmcandrew

        I had no idea he had even left! And they brought him back!? Hmm.

    • Bruce Chung

      HE’S HUGE IN INDIA!

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      He was brought back as a guy with a familiar name to do jobs.

      • Vintage

        And yet here he is in an actual angle.

  • Yeehaw

    Rusev doesn’t like Emma Stone and her horrible voice? I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Rusev is great at no selling all of this.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Lana is like… one of the best looking women on the planet.

  • simonbanks420

    The Rock is totally gonna have a 45 minute promo with Enzo to co-main event Wrestlemania.

  • Miko363

    Well, that explains why Undertaker hasn’t shown up yet.

    Enzo stole his ride.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      I feel so bad for laughing at that.

    • Keep on rollin rollin rollin rollin!

  • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

    Hmmm, WWE or lopsided football?

  • Experienced Monster

    Can’t decide if Rusev’s gonna get yelled at after or insane praise for this.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Both.

    • Vintage

      HHH: I love this guy.
      Vince: I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!

  • Biff ♥ You

    Sparkling punt from Alabama. Clemson’s in some trouble.

    • Pssssh…how hard can it be to drive 99 yards on an NFL defense?

    • 1st & 10 from own 1?

      That is indeed TROUBLE.

  • Night

    Watching yesterday’s Sherlock. Much better episode than the last.

  • Bruce Chung

    It’s insane that Mahal has the best physique in the ring.

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    Fragile lil injured Enzo is a fucking brown noser

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Ow, that’s low Enzo.

  • chicagodem79

    I thought he was gonna rip on her fake accent there for a second lol

  • Experienced Monster

    This is both terrible and phenomenal. Enzo doing his dance by just hanging onto the ropes and shaking. Crazy scenes.

  • Big Cass mentions 40 Year Old Virgin while Dixie watches and smiles to herself.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    That’s not PG!

  • Yeehaw

    Did he call Rusev puss in boots? lol

  • I want to watch the Penist!

  • Bruce Chung

    This is stupid, but I’m giggling.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Same.

  • chicagodem79

    This shit is so goofy lol

  • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

    It must drive Vince CRAZY that Lana married Rusev.

    • Night

      Why? He’s married to Linda.

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        Vince: Who? Oh, yeah, right!

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      Oh, he tried to break them up.

    • Jason

      He coulda pawned her off on Trump for a better cabinet seat. Melania is due for replacement as her warranty ran out.

    • Dwayne

      It’s not like he wanted to marry Lana himself.

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        All those jokes about how repulsive Rusev is and how could she sleep with him and so on? Whatever the reason, that relationship seems to cheese him off.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          “Men like Rusev don’t get to have women like Lana.”

          • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

            Pretty much.

        • Dwayne

          I mean, i’m sure he wouldn’t mind having her as a mistress. But it’s not like her being married is a deal breaker

          • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

            I think it’s more what Abeyance said and less him wanting her for himself…but I guess you can’t discount that possibility with Vince.

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    Shawn loves penis

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Hey, stop stealing Fallon’s forced Golden Globe jokes.

  • This is a great rub for Enzo and Cass.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Cass won’t hinder the Jinder.

  • ProjectBlue

    Mahal’s veins are trying to escape his body

  • chicagodem79

    Rusev is fuckin awesome lol

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    HBK:”What are they doing?”

  • Bruce Chung

    Now that’s not PG.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    I’d like to know where this is going…

    • Jason

      Nowhere.

    • Bruce Chung

      That’s it.

      Michaels had to do a stupid skit to get a plug for his movie.

  • Yeehaw

    That was better then it had any right to be.

    • Bruce Chung

      It’s amazing there’s 4 pros in that segment. Enzo, Cass, Rusev, and Michaels.

      • Yeehaw

        I mean, the jokes were really bad but the way everyone sold them made it good.

  • Mr.Snrub

    15 minute segment to set up Big Cass vs Jinder Mahal

    But i know what i hate…and i didn’t hate this.

    • chicagodem79

      At least it set up a match…..not a match anyone wants to see, but a match nonetheless lol.

  • Magoonie

    That segment was so much fun.

  • This segment was the best thing that’s been on Raw in a while.

  • maskedcabana

    Rusev eats Sweet Chin Music, right?

    • Vintage

      Jinder. Jinder eats everything.

      • But he’s not fat!

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          Calories don’t hinder the Jinder!

  • Vintage

    I dug all of that. That’s how you use an old-timer.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Everyone seemed like they were genuinely having fun.

    • Probably because they were.

    • Haha I love it Abeyance!

    • Fester

      Yeah Rusev especially was great

      • Yeehaw

        “Probably not.. but that’s beside the point.”

        • Fester

          lol yes!

  • Thebraziliankid

    It’s gonna be weird if HBK cuts his hair.

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      It’s gonna be weirder when he starts looking like Hogan.

    • maskedcabana

      He’s totally got the Bret Michael doo-rag hairpiece.

  • ziggaman730

    i miss jinder in his 3mb studded turbin….

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      I miss 3MB in general.

      • ziggaman730

        totally agree. that angle had legs and they never gave them the time of day.

      • Fester

        They were the best jobbers I’ve seen in years. They always amused me.

      • maskedcabana

        Somehow they’re all doing better for themselves right now.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          I can see that.
          Heath had the best angle of his career in 2016, Galloway is doing fine on the indies, and Jinder has an gig with Rusev for some reason.

  • Fester

    It’s inevitable this College Football title game gets out of hand, just like it’s inevitable this Raw turns to poo.

    • Biff ♥ You

      Not necessarily. Clemson is disturbingly hanging around in this.

  • Why isn’t Sony Six forcing WWE for Jinder to main event WM?

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    Knicks summary:
    Derrick Rose: M.I.A.
    Carmelo Anthony: ejected
    Kyle O’Quinn: ejected
    Deficit: 24 points

    • Dwayne

      Awesome

  • ziggaman730

    haha empire elbow is the worst finisher….

  • I do like David Ortiz, Tennis Instructor.

  • Bones

    Lol turned it to that match, Rusev missed grabbing Cass’ leg and Cass fucks up his slam.

    Back to football.

  • Is 70 year old George Clooney still considered sexay?

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Is he that old?

      • Oprah Brokeamnesia

        Mid 50s I think.

  • Yeehaw

    At least Michaels took out Rusev because he was interfering in the match.. not just for shits and giggles.

    • Fester

      Honestly I kind of prefer when HBK superkicks someone for basically no reason. Especially non-wrestlers.

      • And guys named Stan!

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          That superkick was a 10/10.

      • Yeehaw

        Oh I wouldn’t care if it were pretty much anyone else but I hate when Rusev gets shit on.

  • chicagodem79

    Anonymous dude on Twitter:

    Derrick Rose somewhere pushing on a door that says “pull”, he’ll turn up eventually

    • ThePhenomenalGymnast

      Saw that too…lol…Where’s he at?

  • Aaron

    We’ve searched this base from top to bottom and all we’ve found is porno, porno, porno!

  • Vintage

    I’d love for someone to show this picture to TJP.

    https://twitter.com/WWEAsuka/status/818366092150210562

    “Hey, TJ, did you see this?”
    “Pssh, whatever, she’s not a real gamer. She’s just trying to get attention from thirsty guys. Maybe she can take her tits out, too. GAMERGATE!”
    *Asuka roundhouse kicks TJP’s head off*

    • Aaron

      Is TJ one of those guys?

      • Vintage

        He is indeed. You won’t find much of that on his Twitter anymore, because he’s not an idiot and he knows exactly who he’s working for now.

        • Aaron

          Yuck. Asuka worked for Microsoft so he’d better not

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    That’s not a 2 on one Handicap match icon, that’s a mini tournament bracket.

  • chicagodem79

    Hell, this D Rose saga is more interesting than Raw and the NC game

    Ian Begley
    ESPN Staff Writer

    At least one team official who tried to reach Derrick Rose before the game on Monday was unable to do so, league sources told ESPN

  • WWF1987

    I wonder if they’ll put Rose – DNP (Missing) on the box score.

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    D Rose just wanted to stay home and watch the National Championship game with his posse

  • Oh, ESPN showed a picture of Saban in LSU Purple. Saban will be unimpressed.

    • And I think Bama’s ready to turn Clemson into their bitches.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    The only good thing about Monster Trucks is that very 80s looking poster it has.

  • WWF1987

    Rusev loves to interact with all of the legends.

    • Until Hogan shakes his hand backstage and tells him that Big Bully Busick is a great gimmick!

  • chicagodem79

    STILL premiering soon LOL

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    I think we’ve been going on 2-3 months of these Emma vignettes.

    • Stranger In the Alps

      She’ll be coming out to “Somebody Call My Momma”.

  • Vintage

    Meltzer said the Emmalina vignettes are a rib.

    This was 3 weeks ago.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Ha ha HA HA HA HA HA!

    • Mr.Snrub

      LOL a hot chick who’s been working for us for almost 5 years. Lets fuck with her for kicks!

      What a bunch of assholes.

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        Vintage WWE!

    • Buster Abbott

      So Emma is being paid to sit at home? And spend time with her boyfriend while he recovers from injury? Haha, joke’s on her!

  • Bones

    Clemson is entering the Danger Zone…

  • WWF1987

    Maybe Rose thought he got traded to MIA.

  • maskedcabana

    Nice Neville theme remix.

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    Games over…Fuck NCAA football

  • Mr.Snrub

    Lince Dorado has talent and a cool mask, no need to give him the complete jobber entrance

  • Biff ♥ You

    Be Afraid, Kittehs. Be Very Afraid.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    To get to the championship, Neville must go down the road to El Dorado.

  • Amazing that it only took 14 games for Alabama to figure out they can just plow over most teams running it.

    • Roman Reigns Winky Face

      I feel like hiring Kiffin was just Saban giving out some charity.

  • Oprah Brokeamnesia

    I guess even the CWs need jobbers…

    • Deathstroke is CW’s biggest jobber 🙁

      • Oprah Brokeamnesia

        Ha!

        And Barry is their Sting! Always trusting everyone, only to get stabbed in the back.

        • Even when a character tells him not to trust them, it makes Barry trust them even more!

          • Oprah Brokeamnesia

            Shades of Warrior and Jake!

  • Vintage

    The WatchESPN app took a shit on both my Fire TV and Apple TV.

    Fuck you, ESPN.

  • Mr.Snrub

    Yikes, whose cornflakes did Dorado piss in?

    Tapping to the lamest slowest submission since Yoko’s nerve pinch.

  • Good catch, shame it was for fuck-all gain.

  • Experienced Monster

    That was a… genuine pop for Rich Swann. This might be working.

  • Member when there use to be post match beatdowns the ringbell would ring a thousand times?

    • Oprah Brokeamnesia

      I still try to do this during our indie shows!

      It’s a lost art these days.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      I remember that mostly being a WCW thing.

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    Is D Rose watching the Championship game, participating in a gang rape, sick , hurt, having baby mama drama, or did he pull a Benoit? I gotta know damn it…

  • WWF1987

    PWG: Only Kings Understand Each Other card

    February 18 in Reseda!

    Lio Rush (debut) vs. Ricochet
    Jay White (debut) vs. Marty Scurll
    Rey Fenix vs. Trent?
    Cobb and Riddle vs. Unbreakable F’n Machines (Elgin and Cage)
    Cody R vs. Trevor Lee
    OI4K (Jake Crist, Dave Crist, Sami Callihan) vs. SuperKliq (Cole and the Bucks)
    CHUCK TAYLOR VS. ZACK SABRE JR. FOR THE PWG WORLD TITLE

    • maskedcabana

      Gotta appreciate the Young Buck’s knack for coming up with new t-shirt ideas to sell to marks.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Lince Dorado shouldn’t be jobbing to anyone.

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    I really hope no one here bet on Clemson tonight.

    • Vintage

      Opposite: I bet Alabama to win the whole thing back in May. 7-1 payoff!

      • How much?

        • Vintage

          $50. I’ve got $400 coming to me.

  • Oprah Brokeamnesia

    All the cruisers have submissions far better than the main eventers…

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Cole:” Neville is having fun out there torturing Dorado.”
    I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard.

    • That’s Jack Bauer’s favorite pastime too!

  • Oprah Brokeamnesia

    Just gotta have the entrance music for the save… oof.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    The 2010 Rumble was the last great Rumble.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Great? It was the last one that didn’t suck.

    • Roman crying when when fans hurt his feelings was a great moment too.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        Rock’s reaction was even better.

  • Other Tall Guy

    Wow, Rich jumped him like he was pissed, yelled at Neville, and then didn’t smile at the crowd or dance or anything.

    • Vince is gearing up to tell Shelton that he’s fiiiiiired!

  • Jeremy Rinehart

    I always expect Favre to throw a pick in that Copper Fit commercial

    • chicagodem79

      It actually would’ve been kind of cool if he did, then told the camera “oops, done that a few times”.

      • Jeremy Rinehart

        Lol that would be awesome

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Mick Foley & Undertaker share an unexplainable bond… blood brothers, if you will.

  • Oprah Brokeamnesia

    Next week on Raw: HBK and Undertaker! Now it’s “Will Taker show up?” And a Foley job review… smell them ratings!

    Fuck this company (sometimes).

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Most of the time.

      • Oprah Brokeamnesia

        I actually almost wrote that. But they can still do certain things correct.

  • How much buyer’s remorse do you think Florida Atlantic feels watching Alabama stranglefuck Clemson WITHOUT Lane Kiffin?

    • Biff ♥ You

      They should’ve had buyer’s remorse before the ink was dry.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Sometimes, if you watch football long enough, you just know that a momentum drive is coming. There’s only two options: Alabama burns Clemson for a score, breaks their backs, and runs away with it. But if Clemson stops them, they’re scoring on their next possession and flipping the tide.

  • WWF1987
    • Biff ♥ You

      LOL WOW

    • chicagodem79

      Nice burn…..but it’s the damn Kings lol

    • Oprah Brokeamnesia

      They finally gave up on their Lakers jerseys…

      I guess there’s more room on that bandwagon now.

    • mike

      Their response:

  • Vintage

    You’re ESPN, you fucking bastards! How is your app not working???

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Answer: They’re ESPN.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Probably the most traffic it’s ever had.

  • Roman Reigns Winky Face

    Is anyone actually watching Raw?

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Me.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Nope. And time is flying by.

    • mike

      Lol, I can picture Sad Roman Reigns asking the same thing.

      • Roman Reigns Winky Face

        lol, I wonder if he’s asking himself that. But everyone is talking about things unrelated to Raw, so I figured nobody is tuned in.

    • Vintage

      I kinda have to now.

    • Oprah Brokeamnesia

      I’m giving them one more segment to hook me, or I’m out.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    My favorite part of the 2010 Rumble was the guy in the first row who wore the CM Punk shirt just waiting for Edge to return. When it happened, he wiped off his Punk shirt, revealed he was wearing an Edge shirt, and then held up a big “Welcome Back Edge” sign.

  • mike

    Ok, Sherlock redeemed itself with that episode last night.

  • Yeehaw

    Richelle Ryan replied back to me on Snapchat! God, this is my life on Monday night.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Who?

      • Yeehaw

        Pornstar with a big booty.

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      Holla.

  • Oprah Brokeamnesia

    I know zero people with any interest in Patriots Day.

    If Reznor/Ross weren’t doing the soundtrack, it wouldn’t even be on my radar.

  • Oprah Brokeamnesia

    I love how they portray the clerks in the smoking commercials as these heartless bastards who take pride in selling peeps ciggies to ruin em.

    And he even looks like a pedo…

  • Biff ♥ You

    Lost in the score is the shitty performance of Jalen Hurts.

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      Bama should stop throwing the ball

  • And AJStyles just won Pokemon Emerald.

  • Mr.Snrub

    Big Steph making everyone look like shit part 6,425,789,532,890,532,789

    • chicagodem79

      At least she (Sasha) didn’t back down, that never happens.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Surfs Up was a pretty fun mockumentary, the sequel looks anything but.

  • Fester

    Big Steph! Taking charge of Raw!

  • Fucking slap her Steph! Fucking do it!

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Cut’m down, Big Steph!

  • Biff ♥ You

    Stephanie Emascumahon.

    • chicagodem79

      At least Sasha didn’t back down and got in her face and didn’t cower, that was the only somewhat redeeming part of that.

  • Vintage

    LOL! Steph dresses down Sasha and Bayley GROVELS!

    And they wonder why no one’s over.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      That sounds awful.

  • Oprah Brokeamnesia

    Damn WWE, always using plants…

  • djowalsen: Known Hater

    Ugh, I’d rather watch Nick Saban scowl for two minutes than see Steph segments like that.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Gotta love when WWE does everything it can to bring me back into the harsh world of reality.

  • Oprah Brokeamnesia

    Steph talking down to them… yep I’m out.

    Laters BODers…

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      Who is she talking down to?

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        Sasha and Bayley.

        • Jeremy Rinehart

          Way to build them up

          • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

            It’s the Monday Night Raw way.

      • Oprah Brokeamnesia

        Sasha and Bayley… gotta cut off the clits too I guess.

  • And that’s a HUGE play for Clemson.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    That Steph segment brought me back to when she belittled Foley….I didn’t want to remember that.

  • Hayden

    It’s bad that it’s gotten to the point that Sasha glaring back at Steph instead of cowering has me thinking, “huh, that wasn’t as bad as I figured it was gonna be.”

    • Vintage

      Bayley groveling like a fucking peasant was horrible.

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        Fits her character though.

  • Magoonie

    Cesaro should be wrestling.

  • Matthew Maynard Adams

    I didn’t see any PI there.

  • A nice pass, Clemson threatening.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Anderson:” Hey, go watch WrestleKingdom, you’ll get your money’s worth.”

  • Biff ♥ You

    Biff: Prophet

  • Matthew Maynard Adams

    We might have a game here.

  • OOH, RB with the concrete block to get Watson the edge.

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    Emma is still premiering soon?

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Yep. But it’s ok, she said the wait will be worth it.

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        Oh good. I feel reassured.

    • Mr.Snrub

      Creative already has nothing for her.

  • TOUCHDOWN DIET LSU!

    • Biff ♥ You

      BARF

      Sometimes I get tired of being right so often.

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        Well, you do have the sports almanac after all.

  • I enjoy Pylon Cam more than I should.

  • Vintage

    Stone Cold also says “Fuck the WatchESPN app.”

    https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR/status/818648208804954112

    • That must make Vince happy.

      • Mr.Snrub

        Like Stone Cold gives a shit!

  • chicagodem79

    Damn I’ve completely tapped out on Raw and the football game, I’m hunting for more info about Derrick Rose.

  • Biff ♥ You

    I smell a Jalen Hurts fuck-up and turnover incoming.

    • Biff ♥ You

      Well, I was sorta right. Hurts fucked up on the read, and Alabama is giving the ball back.

  • chicagodem79

    AND the first details are starting to come out……

    Update: Derrick Rose and Knicks HC Jeff Hornacek had a “major blowout” after Pacers game Saturday night. Rose’s whereabouts still unknown.

    • Mr.Snrub

      What an idiot, who skips an entire game because of a fight with their coach?

      • Jeremy Rinehart

        Derrick Rose

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      Knicks should have known not to trade for him

    • Vintage

      Oh man, that is some PRIMADONNA MILLENNIAL BEHAVIOR!!!

      Michael Wilbon must be so conflicted.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    I really want Sheamus to call his kick the Brouge One now. It just sounds like a much better name.

  • Brian_Bayless

    How is RAW?

    • WWF1987

      lol

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Sound really bad.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Some parts are pretty entertaining, some parts are meh, some parts are bad.

    • Brian_Bayless

      I ask because it’s getting eviscerated on Twitter

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        But who will do our recap if you aren’t?

        • Brian_Bayless

          It’ll be done later tonight or in the morning

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      The usual.

    • Mr.Snrub

      Big Steph is on the warpath. Emasculating Mick,Bayley,Sasha,Roman,Braun,Seth,Chris Jericho & Kevin Owens so far tonight.

      • Brian_Bayless

        Haven’t turned it on yet. Just got home

      • Jeremy Rinehart

        So, it’s like every other episode of Raw?

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Does Gallows not have a solo finish?

  • Bruce Chung

    “Cesaro and Anderson are fighting, meanwhile Gallows and Cesaro are in the ring”

  • Cory M

    LOL. Still protecting fucking Sheamus.

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      It’s not like Gallows is going to win a solo match.

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        Didn’t he win one last week or was that the other guy?

      • Cory M

        Yeah God knows he doesn’t need it.

  • Biff ♥ You

    This game flipped on that last drive. Alabama’s on their heels now and Clemson is driving again.

    • Biff ♥ You

      Woo-hoo, reverse psychology babeeeee

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Foley looks like a cancer patient.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    I hope this leads to a in ring phone call where Mick is reminded by Taker that he’s a Smackdown guy and that’s why he didn’t show up.

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@SportTaIkJoe 21m21 minutes ago
    Horrible news to report, Derrick Rose was just found dead of a marijuana overdose in his apartment. He is expected to miss 2-3 weeks.

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      Oh, you fucker.

    • Biff ♥ You

      Dude

    • Vintage

      Boo this man

    • Bruce Chung

      LOL

  • Aaron

    Willie hears ya, Willie don’t care

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Baron Corbin vs Cena is gonna be a real fresh match up.

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      Corbin is going over

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        I hope he is, even if it’s a distraction finish, I’m game for it.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Hurts is so lost out there, they have to run on third down every time.

    • Aaron

      Sportswriters are upset they can’t use the Hurts So Good headline.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      He’s not a great passer to begin with.

  • Magoonie

    The writing on SD has made me give a shit about Baron Corbin and looking forward to his match with Cena tomorrow

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Yeah, hope he wins.

      • Magoonie

        Not sure if it’s time for him to beat Cena but I wouldn’t mind it. Also I am really liking the bit of an edge Cena is showing.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          Especially since I found out that Ellsworth was never Linear Champ to begin with, and Cena beat Styles in a dark match that wasn’t officially shown until recently from October.

  • Brian_Bayless

    One vs. All!

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Est. 2014.

    • Mr.Snrub

      He’s had to overcome all the odds!

      Of course he was literally hired to be a future world champ from day one in developmental. Makes me wonder why they came up with that Leakee name though. Definitely doesn’t pass the Finkel test.

      • djowalsen: Known Hater

        Remember when he was punished by Triple H for embarrassing Evolution by giving him a world title match. What a tough road.

  • Brian_Bayless

    You can hear the crowd giving this the What! Treatment

  • chicagodem79

    “The Derrick Rose situation is honestly getting really scary. It’s been over 5 hours since contact & he didn’t show up to the game. #Rose

  • Be. Are. See.

    I totally forgot RAW was on tonight. And I still don’t care.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      I haven’t been watching. And it’s been delightful.

  • Funny how fallin’ feels like flyin’…

    …for a little while.

    Gnight BoD.

  • Don’t forget, big stakes for Dabo Swinney tonight as he attempts to supplant Les Miles for the title of Goofiest Coach to Defeat Nick Saban.

  • Brian_Bayless

    This Foley stuff is not good

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      How about, “Raw is not good”

  • Bruce Chung

    Why can they just do the Foley is going insane angle?

    • Cory M

      It’s organically happening on its own. Sadly.

  • Bruce Chung

    Steph is gonna fire his ass.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      That would be logical. And then she hires….Undertaker.

      • Bruce Chung

        To be new GM. Or commissioner. Or whatever that position is.

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          It will be great every week when it takes him 15 minutes just to make it to the ring to start the show.

    • Mr.Snrub

      I expected Mick to eat a HHH pedigree first but he ain’t returning to Raw till the night after the Rumble.

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        Or maybe he’s a surprise Rumble entrant again.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    So how is the shitty wrestling shit? Shitty, I trust.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      The football game is mildly entertaining.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Yikes. That’s somehow worse to me.

        • Matthew Maynard Adams

          I’m probably going to turn it off at halftime and play WWE. I don’t at all care who wins.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I was thinking about firing up some WWE. I also contemplated watching Simpsons.

  • Be. Are. See.

    Bwahahhahahahaha. Good one, WWE.

  • Yeehaw

    Fuck these goddamn nostalgia acts.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Tonight is not a total loss… someone bid on one of my suits on eBay.

  • Mr.Snrub

    GONG!

    Big Steph slaps him, legit the last we ever see of the Undertaker.

    Book It!

    • Aaron

      That would be fine.

  • Bruce Chung

    What if Corporate Kane is back?

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Steph fires Foley. Undertaker comes out an hour later and chokeslams Steph… new GM is Undertaker.

    • WWF1987

      GM Undertaker would be great.

  • Magoonie

    It was never explained, why was it Foleys job to produce Taker?

    • PATRICKisLEGEND

      Because Steph said so.

  • maskedcabana

    Steph is going to give Foley 6 stars.

  • ThePhenomenalGymnast

    Derrick Rose and Knicks HC Jeff Hornacek had a “major blowout” after Pacers game Saturday night. Rose’s whereabouts still unknown.

    • chicagodem79

      Jeff Hornacek said he doesn’t want to comment on the Rose situation until he has more information.

      • ThePhenomenalGymnast

        Rose probably told him to fuck off

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      So he’s not really missing. He’s just AWOL.

  • Magoonie

    Stephanie, that’s because SD is leaps and bounds a better show than Raw.

  • Bruce Chung

    It’d be so fucking hilarious if Rose was at Raw.

    • WWF1987

      Or the Thunder/Bulls game.

      • Kenny_Reigns

        That would be epic!

    • Brian_Bayless

      Doing the gator bark in the crowd

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Yes, you failed in the ratings because of Foley’s mistakes.

  • Roronoa FunkDoc

    Raw is BORE

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Raw is SNORE

      • JosephM

        Raw is CHORE

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          RAW is Stephanie ROAR!

  • Be. Are. See.

    Entire year’s worth of smoke budget…gone.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    DA UNDATAKA!

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Now, if Emma premiered here, I would have laughed so hard.

  • Bruce Chung

    Taker: …why am I here? This isn’t Smackdown.

    • maskedcabana

      By the time he gets to the ring, it will be.

    • Magoonie

      Undertaker, now with dementia!

  • Magoonie

    Damn it, Mick was ready to bow to Stephanie right away. Why do they constantly write Mick a wishy washy and with no balls. Even when he was the commissioner he wasn’t like that.

    • JosephM

      Has to pay for that hip surgery somehow.

    • Mr.Snrub

      EVERYTHING is booked to make Steph look strong period. The entire modern WWE booking system was put in place by her and even though the writers come and go they know what she and daddy like.

      • Jeremy Rinehart

        And it’s killing the product

  • chicagodem79

    Think Taker will actually get in the ring before 9:30?

  • I thought for sure Steph was firing Foley.

  • Bruce Chung

    If Taker kills Steph…best Raw ever.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      That would get the ratings up.

    • JosephM

      Oh little man…Steph is getting that Slap hand pumped up as we type.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Even the RAW thread is a downer tonight… haven’t even cracked 1,000 yet.

    • Kenny_Reigns

      Slow night. The energy seems down.

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        Don’t worry, it’ll pick up tomorrow.

        • Kenny_Reigns

          Everyone loves Smackdown!

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          Tuesdays are glorious.

          • Vintage

            No, Bobby Roode is on Wednesdays.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Yeah, that hasn’t happened in years.

    • And half of it’s about football.

    • Vintage

      On a show with Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker. Goes to show how brutal the product has become.

      • PATRICKisLEGEND

        Right? And this is when the normally jaded crowd heats up a bit. It’s Rumble time!

  • Vintage

    They really should just do Undertaker/Strowman for Mania. I mean, he wouldn’t be UT’s worst opponent ever and he’s a slight upgrade from Shane.

    • Mr.Snrub

      Just get Undertaker & John Cena done with already.

  • Bruce Chung

    I thought for a second he turned too fast and blow out his knee.

  • djowalsen: Known Hater

    I want Taker to plug his own shitty movie, out of spite.

  • chicagodem79

    “Jeff Hornacek says he believes Derrick Rose will be back. “Everything will be clear later on.” Reiterated that they don’t have enough information to comment at this point.”

  • WWF1987

    They’re trotting Taker out during halftime.

  • Bruce Chung

    Taker: Mick Foley…you haven’t paid your fantasy football dues.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    You think Undertaker EVER gets tired of doing that entrance?

    • WWF1987

      Tired during it probably.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      I’m surprised he hasn’t fallen asleep doing it.

  • Fester

    Yeah, this Raw’s not great. Smackdown will be better tomorrow.

  • Hayden

    Does Steph show any ass for Taker? Unstoppable force meets the immovable object!

  • JosephM

    Steph slaps Taker: THAT’s for trying to wed me in a black ceremony years ago.I AM THE QUEEN OF ALL, CAW CAW CAW!

  • Be. Are. See.

    Well, Taker’s entrance is over. Time for Mania, guys.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      We have to sit through 7 more hours of this?

      • Be. Are. See.

        Probably 8.

  • Biff ♥ You

    In the time it took Creaky Ass to limp down to the ring, five plays were run (including a punt and change of possession).

    • Stat of the night.

    • Curtis Williams

      American Creaky Ass?

  • Bruce Chung

    So all Taker does now is coming to say he’s back.

    • Vintage

      Tune into Smackdown two weeks from now:

      “I’m back! Again!”

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    TAKER IS IN THE RUMBLE?!

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      He’ll take the entire interval just to make it to the ring.

    • Mr.Snrub

      Might as well, sets up his Mania match easily enough and even Sheiky Baby could work a Rumble nowadays with it’s combined 4.5 in-ring bumps.

  • JosephM

    Oh shit…they are setting up Strowman/Taker

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Oh no!

    • Curtis Williams

      Hahahahahaha I know Cena/Taker is 5 years too late, but I’d take a late Cena/Taker match over Strongman

  • Vintage

    Awww, fuck. He’s winning.

  • Yeehaw

    lol well now you have your rumble winner! so much for unpredictable

    • Vintage

      That was a fun couple of days, though!

  • Bruce Chung

    Brand traitor.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      And a first class jerk, too.

  • Magoonie

    Hey Undertaker, why don’t you go on the better show then?

  • Bruce Chung

    Now would be an interesting time to bring back the Urn.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    “I’m back.”

    You keep saying that and then disappearing though.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Apropos of nothing, The Bachelor is over, so I guess I’m back too.

  • JosephM

    Nobody controls The Undertaker…except Vince last year when he made me fight his son.

    • Fester

      truth

      • JosephM

        As pointless as that match was, all it needed to make sense was Undertaker coming out and shooting down the match, saying he’s not Vince’s personal weapon. Then Shane comes out and says he respects that Taker is his own man, but he wants the match because he has something to prove.

        Instead it became- Shane you’re gonna face…THE UNDERTAKER!

        Undertaker: Ummm, yeah I guess I’m gonna beat you up now.

        • Buster Abbott

          If the Streak was still intact, Undertaker would’ve been kind of forced into it. Vince could’ve been like “so you’re taking a forfeit loss?!”

  • Brian_Bayless

    Cena beats AJ then Taker wins Rumble, huh

    • Be. Are. See.

      Ugh. Please no.

    • Magoonie

      I could deal with that. Or even AJ vs Taker.

  • chicagodem79

    For real though, if he blew off the game because he was mad at the coach, how can this dude play on an NBA team again? If I was a teammate, I wouldn’t trust his ass.

    • Curtis Williams

      It had to be a real big blowup if he went AWOL

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    I think it’s awesome that we have the most star studded Rumble in years… and NONE of them are going to win it.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Who do you think is winning?

      Ambrose, Rollins, “Do You Wanna Build A” Strowman?

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        Roman and Cena not being in it makes it hard to predict.

      • PATRICKisLEGEND

        … doesn’t have to be a Strowman.

        • Nick Demola

          Okay bye.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    He talked down to Steph, Yes Yes Yes!

  • Biff ♥ You

    This promo is almost the exact opposite of his SD promo

  • Brian_Bayless

    29 holes for 29 souls

    • cabspaintedyellow

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • Mr.Snrub

      Leave Missy Hyatt out of this.

    • Vintage

      And if you didn’t hear it the first time, allow Byron Saxton to repeat it in a much lamer manner.

  • PATRICKisLEGEND

    Undertaker should draw #2.

  • Bruce Chung

    Why did he growl?

    • djowalsen: Known Hater

      I was just thinking that too.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Because it’s fun.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    This Rumble finna be LIT.

  • Be. Are. See.

    The Accountant or Blair Witch?

    • djowalsen: Known Hater

      Blair Witch

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    “Rest in peace…..”
    :makes weird growl:

    • Biff ♥ You

      Acid reflux is a bitch for people his age.

    • JosephM

      He’s tired, it’s way past Grampstakers bedtime.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Blech.

  • Vintage

    I know they seem to have Lesnar/Goldberg and Cena/Undertaker cemented in their minds…

    But they HAVE to do an Undertaker/Goldberg face-to-face on Raw in a few weeks first, just to see if maaaaaaaaaybe they should go in a different direction.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      They won’t risk it.

      The minute they tease that, they’ll no longer have a choice but to run it.

  • Bruce Chung

    Mick Foley…you’re still fired.

  • Mr.Snrub

    Why wasn’t this on Smackdown?

    Unless Big Steph’s involvement was just THAT important. Or did Senile Vince really get butthurt that one of his shows beat one of his other shows in the ratings one time out of the last 500?

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Vince needed something to prop up the ratings against the football game.

  • Bruce Chung

    Maybe he’s coming back as the Big Dog. Big Evil Red Devil!

    • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

      Deadman Inc Booger Red

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    First Rumble match appearance in 8 years.

  • chicagodem79

    Don’t pull something raising your arm that fast Taker…..

  • Fester

    This storyline would make more sense if WM last year wasn’t Undertaker being a proxy for Vince in his feud with Shane.

    • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

      Or a dick kicking heel

  • Biff ♥ You

    I love that U.S. Title handicap graphic. They’re not even hiding the fact that ALL ROADS LEAD TO ROMAN

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    So, Taker is in the Rumble, BUT WHOSE BRAND IS HE ON?!

  • Vintage

    It’s really funny to think that this Rumble will be the most star-studded Rumble they’ve had in years and yet they’ve somehow made it glaringly obvious who’s winning. That’s magic.

  • CG4

    Instead of just showing Strowman looking at the monitor, why not show shots of everyone in the back looking on? You know it’s a legit locker room sellout. It would really put the moment over as being a big deal.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Because Vince.

  • Magoonie

    I very much enjoy tournaments.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      And this one looks to be the shortest one ever.

      • Magoonie

        What do you mean? It’s covering two nights.

        • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

          Oh, I was talking about that Roman Reigns 15 minute US title Tournament.

          • Magoonie

            Ah OK, I was talking about the UK thingy.

          • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

            Ah yes, the much better Tournament.

  • chicagodem79

    So we can cross jail off the list….I think….

    Spoke to #NYPD police source : Derrick Rose is not in custody , no arrest or 911 calls involving him as of yet. @drose

  • Miko363

    WWE should just commit fully to this and have the go home Raw end with Taker, Goldberg, Lesnar, HHH, Cena and HBK beating up the entire roster of both shows while Steph cackles on the mic and Foley does awkward suck it gestures at the camera.

    • Bruce Chung

      Then Rollins blows up the building and does the Rollins laugh.

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        Huh Hah hah huh!

        • Bruce Chung

          Triple H and Undertaker will no sell death of course, but it should slow down the others.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      That would at least be so surreal it might be entertaining.

    • Vintage

      Tying Reigns and Cena to title matches is insane, now that I’m thinking about it. Throw them in, too!

  • Yeehaw

    I was REALLY excited for this Rumble too.. now 3/4 years the Rumble winner is a part time asshole and the other the crowd chanted BULLSHIT for. Building stars.

  • Vintage

    But hey, a Rumble with Undertaker, Goldberg, Lesnar and possibly Samoa Joe? That’s all the buys right there.

    • Biff ♥ You

      If you think Samoa Joe gets to look like he belongs in that group, you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.

      • Vintage

        We said the same thing about Styles last year and they put him on Roman’s level right off the bat.

  • LScisco

    Does Taker even have the conditioning for the Rumble? This could be ugly

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      If Roman can do it, Taker can.

      • cabspaintedyellow

        But Roman can’t.

        They literally stretchered him to the back last year so he could skip half the match.

        His conditioning game is weak af.

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          Exactly my point.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      The Rumble is the one match where you can get away without conditioning.

      Rey has the endurance record, and he spent 60% of that Rumble hugging the bottom rope.

      • LScisco

        Well, the Undertaker IS supposed to be dead so…..

    • Miko363

      *points at Roman*

      “Now THIS is how you lay in a corner for a half hour, kid!”

    • ARRRRGH THE BARBARIAN

      He comes in mid 20s, throws punches, and then does an angle or has to survive 14 minutes

  • Bruce Chung

    Rose is probably at a strip club.

  • Holy shit, did WWE really promote Shawn’s movie?

    • LScisco

      YouTube keeps hyping that movie for me

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Yes.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Yep.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      I love how it’s legitimately insane to see WWE promote a WWE Studios film.

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        And a faith based one at that.

        • Aaron

          That garbage sells

        • Hayden

          What do you mean by that? They have a strong connection to religion. They even convinced God to job to Vince at that PPV that time.

          • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

            God didn’t job, he flat out no showed.

          • Hayden

            Forfeit win!

  • djowalsen: Known Hater

    Cedric Alexander: I don’t know what the fuck you just said, Dar, but I’m going to kick your ass anyway.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Dammit. I wanna fire up WWE 2K14 and have Undertaker/Goldberg.

  • JosephM

    Shame we never got a full Undertaker/Jericho program.

  • Be. Are. See.

    I think the interview bot is malfunctioning again. I highly doubt this night has been exciting.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      CEASE ALL MOTOR FUNCTIONS

  • Fester

    I really like the way Dar says “Aleciaaa Foooooooox”

  • Aaron

    Rose saw the game was at MSG and went to a Chinese place

  • Vintage

    Also, Undertaker entering the Rumble makes me 110% sure that Balor won’t be ready for a surprise return. Sad trombone.

    • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

      Sad trombone? So there’s hope for a Joe debut?

      • Vintage

        Joe’s a certainty, especially since he doesn’t appear to be present for any of the NXT tapings.

  • Mikey

    A bit behind but that HBK segment was brutal.

    • Brian_Bayless

      i came home at that segment and everything I’ve seen has pretty much sucked

      • Mikey

        It has. Stephanie making Bayley and Sasha look like a bunch of idiots was another feather to the cap

        • Brian_Bayless

          My wife sat down and watched some of it with me and asked why would I watch this show

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        The BOD loved the HBK segment.

        • Brian_Bayless

          Really? Rusev was a bit amusing but thought Shawn was awful.

    • Vintage

      You are the first person here to hate that segment. That was awesome.

  • Roman Reigns Winky Face

    Why do they tell interviewers to look blankly at the wrestlers?

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Because, to Kevin Dunn, women are blank, expressionless robots for him to project his sexual feelings onto.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      It’s all about the wrestlers, pal.

  • Brian_Bayless

    BoD 2k17 Tonight:

    Rudo Wakening debuts
    Brian Bayless debuts
    BoD Rumble qualifier: Curtzerker vs. TatR & Vinson
    BoD Rumble qualifier: Marv vs. Cult
    Hoss vs. Dwarn in Hell in a Cell

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Seems like a barn burner. I hope Dwarn gets maimed.

    • Aaron

      Jobber has to carry another new guy around the ring.

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    Bayley’s music sounded oddly like TJ Perkins’s there for a minute.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Whew, listen to that non-pop for Huglord. I guess following the Undercreaker is still a death slot.

  • Yeehaw

    Fuuuck we could go over 200 on the combined age of the WM main/co main event wrestlers.

  • Tad Cooper

    Byron Saxton: Still Committed to the Family Guy Bit Several Years Later

  • Roronoa FunkDoc

    Hey Disqus is normal again. I think

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Until tomorrow if the pattern holds.

  • Roman Reigns Winky Face

    That’s a pretty good beat down

  • Matthew Maynard Adams

    I forgot about Derick Rose being accused of rape.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      It was a girl named Wade, wasn’t it?

      • Hayden

        He fixed the typo and ruined your joke 🙁

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          That’s really disappointing.

  • PrideOfCanada

    Brock Lesnar taking in a Winnipeg Jets game tonight. https://twitter.com/NHLJets/status/818641906779308033

  • Robert

    My electric bill is gonna be high as hell next month, but I refuse to be cold in my own house.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Heat is worth it.

  • WILLYOUSTOP?!?

    Stephanie McMahon is the absolute worst thing to EVER happen to professional wrestling.

    EVER.

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      You’re not wrong

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      You’re probably right. I can’t think of a single worse thing.

    • WWF1987

      Triple H comes in at #2.

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        In some parts, yes. In other parts, no or maybe.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        I’d put Russo at #2.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      My sole regret in life is that I can only upvote this once.

    • tannerfamilyfun92

      I’m not watching. I’d hate to ask what she did tonight

      • WILLYOUSTOP?!?

        Let me put it this way: we all know what “X-Pac heat” is, right? Now, multiply that by about a billion.

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        Chewed out Sasha and Bayley.

        • tannerfamilyfun92

          Oh, so she’s a heel tonight?

    • W.S.

      The worst part is she’s probably going to be the centerpiece of WWE for another 40+ years.

    • Nick Demola

      Stephanie has Chris Benoit’d Raw. Without the whole suicide part. We can only dream.

  • Daniel O’Reilly

    What am I doing? Why do I still have the channel turned to RAW?

  • There’s talk Joe/Cena might be an upcoming program.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      If it means Joe is on SD, that would be fine.

    • Mr.Snrub

      The Incenarator won’t feed itself. Joe could provide a tasty pre Mania mini feud.

    • Vintage

      “THE FUTURE GOES THROUGH ME!!!”

  • Biff ♥ You

    I’m amazed at WWE’s success at staving off disaster. It took almost a year and a half before the women turned into the piss break match again. Well done, WWE!

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Part of it is the entrance themes for me. The minute Nia Jax’s music hits, I get the runs.

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        But, but…she’s not like most girls!

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    I can’t believe they are remaking “The Ring”. The first was fine on it’s own.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      It’s a really old movie and needs rebooting.

      • djowalsen: Known Hater

        It’s not that old, I mean kids are still renting videos from Blockbuster, right?

        • Daniel O’Reilly

          Sure. We have one in town that still has a Get Him to the Greek poster in the window and everything.

    • Yeehaw

      I think they all suck, even Ringu

  • chicagodem79

    Courtney Lee on Derrick Rose: “As a teammate, I’m just praying that everything is alright with him.” Lee said Rose was at shootaround.

  • djowalsen: Known Hater

    So, there’s another two hours in this game, I see.

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      At least 2 hours

      • djowalsen: Known Hater

        I am really tired of these 4+ hour games. I was at two Texas games where the first quarter was over an hour.

        • Jeremy Rinehart

          I like college football, but, they have to do something to speed these games up.

          • Matthew Maynard Adams

            Not stopping the clock after every first down would be a good start.

          • Jeremy Rinehart

            Agreed. I find college football to be more tedious than baseball

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    Meanwhile on Smackdown, I can’t wait to see where this LaLuchaDora angle goes.

    • Mikey

      I’m hoping Mickie

      • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

        Those are the rumors, or…
        Alexa:”Maybe it’s Nia Jax.”

      • Stan Ford

        Me too. A story about a heel veteran who isn’t back to keep/reclaim their spot, but to usher along the future because they and they alone know who the right person to do it is could be interesting.

    • Vintage

      Either it’s Mickie or the Lita firing was a red herring.

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        Mickie isn’t that small, is she?

        • Vintage

          The Black Scorpion didn’t have grey hair, either. It just matters what she looks like the day she’s unmasked.

          • Daniel O’Reilly

            True.

        • Stan Ford

          Think Manik/Suicide. What matters is who’s in the costume when the mask comes off, not who’s in this week, last week or next week.

          (Just saw someone else say the same thing. Oops!)

  • Cory M

    Squash City.

  • Andrew Champagne

    Is it worth switching to Raw if this game gets out of hand? This is where it’s nice to be on the left coast.

  • Starting in a few minutes on AGDQ:

    -Blaster Master any%
    -Ninja Gaiden Pacifist%
    -Ninja Gaiden II Pacifist%

  • https://sickr.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/nintendo_switch_germany_gamestop_leaked_screen.jpg?w=760

    Leaked image from Gamestop, taken with a grain of salt that all of this comes out on release day though.

    • WWF1987

      RIP wallet.

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      Not bad

    • Jason

      So all the same games Nintendo releases every generation?

    • Um… DQ10 is online-only (MMOish), IIRC.

      That’s a strange choice for the U.S. market, especially considering it’s been out in Japan for YEARS now.

      • WWF1987

        It’s DQ XI.

        • Not the first one in the list. That solidly says Dragon Quest X.

          • WWF1987

            lol I totally missed that. Yeah that’s a weird game for Nintendo.

          • It’s a big seller in Japan, but that’s a DQ thing… maybe they’re thinking the recent offshoot successes show enough support for a 4.5 year old MMO to have a chance.

          • I mean, a portable MMO is a pretty cool idea.

          • WWF1987

            Releasing X and XI on the same day is kinda odd though.

          • IF the Switch is strong enough to get my support, DQ XI would be my Day 1 buy for that system.

          • And further research spells out that BOTH X and XI are likely coming over.

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      I wonder what new things are in MK8

  • Mr.Snrub

    Bitches be Cray Cray.

    I can almost hear Bucky Beaver giggling.

    • Tad Cooper

      Well, when it comes to Foxy, Bucky has been there, chewed that.

  • Roman Reigns Winky Face

    Well that was awful.

  • Cory M

    LMAO.

  • “Yep Mode” Abeyance Brown ©

    I’m shocked and not shocked by that development.

  • Tad Cooper

    Noam Dar: Sleazy Prevert continues to be amusing.

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    Roll tide.

  • Yeehaw

    Saxton is TERRIBLE.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    If youre gonna turn the ball over against Bama, youre gonna have a bad time!

  • Biff ♥ You

    FUCK YEAH!

  • Experienced Monster

    Fairly confident Cole just said “There are only three members of the New Day.. Titus, Kofi and Xavier Woods! Titus O’Neill is not!”

  • Cory M

    They gonna let Titus speak again?

  • Nick Demola

    One of the worst things about Raw is that almost all the matches are created on the spot, during the show. SD has matches made in advance, and promo time is spent hyping them or advancing storylines… not creating matches that won’t amount to shit.

    Like, back in the day if a match happened it was because dudes REALLY hated each other and just couldn’t wait anymore. And it ended in a cluster and that was okay, because that was the build to something bigger.

    Oh well.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      It helps to have a show that isn’t written the day of.

    • tannerfamilyfun92

      It’s so weird. We know Vince books the shows. Why can’t he decide what to do RAW until the night of but then announce smackdown matches a week in advance?

  • chicagodem79

    I love how they just let Big E air hump on live TV right in the middle of the ring lol

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Same family friendly company that lets Nikki wrestle with child-sized trunks on

      • Daniel O’Reilly

        And twirl like a stripper.

    • Cory M

      Last time I remember that happening was HBK in 97.

      • tannerfamilyfun92

        And Vince would go “Woah-ho-ho-ho!” on commentary

  • Roronoa FunkDoc

    Broadcasting this Paige stuff is so sleazy on WWE’s part.

    • Tad Cooper

      Isn’t it more E’s thing than their thing?

  • Vintage

    New Day going from longest-reigning tag team champions ever to slumming it with Titus O’Neil is a huuuuuuuge fall.

    • Cory M

      Titus is death.

  • chicagodem79

    Joakim Noah says he’s spoken to Derrick Rose after the game and that Rose is OK.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Jalen Hurts continues to be dogshit

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      And that’s being kind

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    Disqus permitting myself and Marv will be watching Iron Man 2 at the top of the hour.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      “I call this one the Gallagher!”

  • I would say I’m curious if Jalen Hurts starts next year, but then I remember damn near every other QB on the depth chart is leaving.

    • Biff ♥ You

      Ugh. Alabama could win the next three straight titles, and it wouldn’t matter. I can’t stand this guy.

  • Johnny Clever

    Sometimes it feels like Raw is like 70% commercials. And 10% people talking. And 10% recapping last week. And 5% recapping earlier in the show. It’s so boring.

    • RosAlGhulScoe

      You’re being way too forgiving.

  • Vintage

    MAKE IT A WIN!!!

  • Mr.Snrub

    That NXT shit was how many years ago?

    SIX?

    • Vintage

      And not only is he still here, he’s no better in the ring.

    • The shitty NXT with the contests?

      • Mr.Snrub

        The one and only.

  • Tad Cooper

    Vince probably just gave himself a hernia laughing backstage.

  • Yeehaw

    Booty juice? Hahahah oh my

  • Magoonie

    This isn’t good.

  • Vintage

    No, no, no, no, no!

    Do NOT start selling bottles of Booty Juice! Fuuuuuuck you!

  • cabspaintedyellow

    Okay, they can get away with selling Booty O’s, but I guarantee there’s no WAY they get away with selling Booty Juice.

    • Vintage

      Ben & Jerry’s had us eating Alec Baldwin’s Schweddy Balls. Anything is possible.

      • cabspaintedyellow

        Fair point.

    • Daniel O’Reilly

      Even if FYE agrees to sell it?

  • Roman Reigns Winky Face

    This stuff doesn’t work in a live setting.

    • Vintage

      And it didn’t work back then, either.

  • chicagodem79

    They had a referee for this? LMAO

  • Biff ♥ You

    Clemson is going to win this game. I feel bad for Alabama’s defense.

  • maskedcabana

    Good to see losing the title isn’t effecting the New Day’s position on the show.

    • Stan Ford

      When you only have, like, 3 teams in a tag division, how much can winning or losing affect you?

  • Vintage

    They should have reunited Cole with Josh Matthews for this.

  • Yeehaw

    It amazes me people still pay to see Raw live.

    • Macklin Man Without Password

      It amazes me people still watch it on TV. I got out of there the minute it went 3 hours.

      • Book of Moon

        Yet here you are still posting on a Monday Night

  • Bruce Chung

    So O’Neil loses to all of the New Day separately. But maybe he crushes them as a team?

  • Magoonie

    New Day is really directionless. They should keep them together but have them each in their own singles feuds. Be kinda cool to do a New Day Raw where they each go for the Cruiser, US and Universal Titles throughout the show.

  • Vintage

    I’m half-convinced that it’s going to be Valentine’s Day and New Day’s still going to be coming out in Christmas colors.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Not a catch. Ball clearly hits the ground beyond his control.

  • Mr.Snrub

    Just checked Titus O’Neil was on season 2 of NXT and finished dead last.

    6.5 years later….

    • Vintage

      I believe he and Axel are the last two standing.

      Fucking yikes.

      • Andrew Champagne

        Husky Harris (aka Bray Wyatt) was on that season, wasn’t he?

        • Vintage

          Ah, there we go! Bray’s still around and he’s doing pretty well for himself.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Dead last is like winning. Jut ask Cameron

      • Mr.Snrub

        You’re not wrong, even Maryse finished last on her season of the Diva Search.

  • Tad Cooper

    Meanwhile, Corbin-Cena has me genuinely interested to see how they work together.

  • Also, hot tip for those watching AGDQ: TURN THE FUCKING CHAT OFF. It makes the worst political chat look like cybersex.

    • AGDQ?

      • chicagodem79

        Awesome Games Done Quick

      • Awesome Games Done Quick on twitch.tv

        Speedrunning galore for a week, games from all sorts of systems.

        • They also do a Summer Games Done Quick for about a week in July-August, taking donations for good-great causes.

        • That sounds awesome.

          • It is.

          • … when they’re not in long breaks between games.

  • chicagodem79

    Derrick Rose Drama Part 49:

    There are strong indications that Derrick Rose returned to his hometown of Chicago.

    • Bruce Chung

      He’s on the Bulls bench lol

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      Melo and O’Quinn clearly didn’t want to be there either.

  • Curtis Williams

    This ref is yoked

  • Bones

    I’ll take why college football games take 4 hours for $600 Alex.

  • Magoonie

    Think they’ll finally take the US Title off of Roman tonight?

    • Mr.Snrub

      If it doesn’t happen tonight it’ll never happen aside from BIG STEPH stripping him of it after he wins the Universal title of course.

    • Stan Ford

      If they do, he’s totally winning at the Rumble.

      I still think the right move is to run Roman/Strowman for the US title at WM, because Roman as Universal champ or not, Vince is putting the WWE Title match on last regardless.

    • Biff ♥ You

      Nope.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Running clock on first downs needs to be implemented asap.

    • Bones

      I’ve been beating that drum for the past year.

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        Its just dumb they stop. Maybe that flies in 1950 when everyone was wearing leather helmets but all these kids whove played since 5 with sidelines equipped with pro-level communication tech do not need a clock stoppage every time the chains are moved.

        • I wish they’d just let them put radios in the helmets like the NFL instead of those dopey-ass posters with random shit printed on them on the sidelines.

    • Andrew Champagne

      That worked when games ended 10-7. Not so much now. Run the clock on first downs, and change the play clock to 35 seconds.

  • I just got here, and I genuinely have no idea what is happening on RAW or what has happened all night, but I can tell you this…

    If you’re watching 3 hours of RAW on Monday nights in 2017, you may need to seriously examine how you got to this point in your life and what you can do to change course.

  • Vintage

    Hot take: This latest drama is the last straw for Phil Jackson. I’m betting he resigns for “health reasons” and gets as far away from this shitshow as possible.

    • chicagodem79

      I wouldn’t be surprised, that’s for sure.

    • Matthew Maynard Adams

      I bet Bulls fans are enjoying this.

      • chicagodem79

        Honestly it’s kind of sad, I didn’t wish any ill will on D Rose, he just doesn’t seem to be mature enough to be in this role. It’s a story that I wanted to succeed, a guy from inner city Chicago making it to his hometown team, but couldn’t sustain it.

    • Night

      The Knicks have been a disaster for so long.

  • CoolCraig

    I was just thinking how there had been no Titus O’Neil and then this horrible segment happened

  • Vintage

    Do you think Luke Walton watches this and thinks, “This is going to be me in 40 years, isn’t it?”

    http://deadspin.com/goat-1791009142

  • cabspaintedyellow

    Titus O’Neil is the Zoidberg of WWE.

    We all still have Titus.

    • Bruce Chung

      He can’t be Zoidberg. People like Zoidberg.

      • Stan Ford

        I like Titus as long as he’s not wrestling.

        On the mic, he CAN be hilarious. In the ring, he’s like Ahmed Johnson and Stevie Ray had a baby and used a horse as the surrogate.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Clemson might as well put 9 men in the box. Alabama is completely one dimensional here.

  • I’m not even really a boob guy, but Emmy Rossum on Shameless can turn any man into a believer.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      I remembered her as the prissy lead from that Phantom of the Opera flick then all of a sudden she’s tits out every week on Showtime. Noice

    • Yeehaw

      You could find much.. MUCH better.

      • Oh I’m sure. But her total package just does it for me. She’s my crush of the moment.

        • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

          Shes smoking hot

  • Teams that have scored 17+ on Alabama this season: Two.

    Ole Miss (48-43) and Arkansas (49-30)

    • Biff ♥ You

      This defense is historically great, but their offense is wearing them out.

      • Jeremy Rinehart

        And wearing me out

    • Teams that held Alabama to 10 points: One.

  • CoolCraig

    Why did Titus get so much offense?

    • Magoonie

      Because you touch yourself at night!

  • cabspaintedyellow

    Kind of a clever finish playing into the foot race with the keg. If Titus had been faster, Kofi wouldn’t have been able to catch him with Trouble In Paradise.

  • Tad Cooper

    Next week… Titus gets beat by Big E!

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    At least Saving Private Ryan is on AMC for all the five minute CFP ad breaks every 30 seconds

  • New Day is feuding with Titus O’Neil? LOL… C’mon guys. There have never been more options for great television than there are right now, today. Stop doing this to yourselves.

    • Night

      I hate this shit. I hate when they take titles off guys with no plan for the future.

      • But now they have the record! See?? Don’t you get it, pal?!

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Sucks that Tom Sizemore fell off the wagon so many times because hes so good here and in Heat

    • Night

      He’s always been a good actor but just being a successful actor brings some baggage.

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        Im glad RDJ found a way out of his hell. He couldve wound up in that group, or worse, dead

        • Night

          There’s still a chance he could fall off. Addiction is a disease for life.

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            Always a chance but he looks like a guy who’s cleaned up for good with his wife and his daily regime. Nothing is for granted (see: PSH) but I like his odds of staying clean.

    • Macklin Man Without Password

      I love Heat and I don’t say it enough.

      Told you I was never goin back. *Moby plays*

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        Some people on GFaqs’ movie board tried to start a “Heat is mediocre” thread and I wanted to fight them all.

        • Night

          Heat is amazing and I would stand by you in that fight.

          Just stay away from my old mom, Bonzai.

        • Macklin Man Without Password

          Yuck I will roll with you and Night to defend Heat’s honor. It’s amazing on two fronts: It’s own merits and second, providing the blue print for The Dark Knight, another legendary movie.

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            The dissenters couldnt understand why Hanna empathized with Neil even though it’s made perfectly clear multiple times. It’s not the soundest logic rationally, but they admit that the chase, the “juice”, thats what they both live for and understand about the other.

  • Johnny Clever

    So, same result as last week, with a different wrestler pinning Titus. Surely this was worth being split across, what, three different segments?

    • W.S.

      Guess what they’re doing next week!

    • Stan Ford

      A fun game to play with Raw is to see if you can tally all the segments that would NOT be as long or be happening at all if Raw were 2 hours and see how close to 44 min. you can get without going over.

  • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

    Bobby Eaton shoots on a bear:

  • BLASTER MASTER ON AGDQ!!!!

  • Biff ♥ You

    Oy vey. This is making me queasy.

  • Tad Cooper

    Monster Truck: Early Contender for Worst Movie of the Year

    • Mr.Snrub

      I heard that turd’s budget is 100 Million plus!

      • Tad Cooper

        I hope it grosses 5 mil opening weekend.

        • RedStorm

          I’ll take the under.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Sony already took a $115 million write off ahead of its release. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

      • Mr.Snrub

  • RedStorm

    Not only was that a catch, but that was a weak ass way to stop the play after the snap.

  • Vince McMahon is something else. He HATES, fucking ABHORS the term “wrestling,” or any mention of his product being a “sport.” But he is absolutely fixated on records and who’s held what title how many times or held it the longest. He is a riddle wrapped in an enigma housed in a senile old fuck.

    • RedStorm

      Jeff Hardy vs Vinny Mac: The Battle of Enigmas

  • Vintage

    Fucking hell, Alexander/Dar AGAIN?

    Can we at least put Alicia Fox on a pole or something?

    • Aaron

      “YEAH!” – K. Dunn

      • “I put her on the pole every night! How else do you think she’s kept a job for 10 years?”

        • Aaron

          I’m a Pole!

    • Macklin Man Without Password

      Totally down for putting Alicia Fox on the pole.

      • Fester

        yup

  • Johnny Clever

    Roman literally carries the belt like it’s Santa’s toy bag, and it drives me nuts.

  • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

    I hope D-Rose is okay, but is there any explanation that’s gonna fly here?

    • Macklin Man Without Password

      Took his ball and went home.

    • Aaron

      A lot of people lack perspective.

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        ???

        • Aaron

          (people won’t accept the reason regardless)

          • RedStorm

            He was benched in the 4th quarter two games in a row after his coach said he’s gonna bench players who don’t show effort on defense. I hope he got pissy and went home and it isn’t something serious.

          • Aaron

            I hope it’s that simple. He’s a moody guy.

    • RedStorm

      Flew home to Chicago. Family issues? Violence (it is Chicago)? Other?

      • chicagodem79

        Until otherwise, nothing more complicated than he got mad at the coach, and just left his team high and dry.

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        I mean, for your team to have no idea where you are or what’s going on is pretty bad.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Alabama’s defensive front isn’t getting the same push. They’re getting worn out.

    • Cbenson5

      Yes Hurts is going to have to make a few passes for Alabama to win.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Ugh, ugh, ugh. It’s like watching the car wreck unfold and not being able to stop it.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    I just pulled into the driveway sideways like a Japanese teenager on a mix of molly and high tension.

    Remember when Raw threads would get like 3,000 comments?

    • Remember when people watched RAW?

      • RedStorm

        2001 was a long time ago.

    • Bones

      There’s nearly as many comments on the football game lol

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Ah, in the good old days, before everyone started blocking each other.

  • Bones

    Clemson made this very interesting again

  • Bones

    Where’s the SEC offensive player of the year? Oh yeah all SEC offenses were ass this year.

  • Aaron

    Hey it’s Big Jon!

  • Bruce Chung

    I hate Reigns matches.

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    Iron Man 2 in ONE MINUTE.

    • Marvk Cuban – #9

      I have weed and cream soda, this is going to be great.

      • Macklin Man Without Password

        Pressed play!

        • Marvk Cuban – #9

          Same, down to the wire. I feel like I just won a first round playoff game.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Do not be shocked if Nick Saban goes scorched earth and pulls Hurts in the 4th if this keeps up. Alabama’s offense isn’t built to come back, and Clemson is going ahead on the next possession with the defense sucking wind like this. You can’t let the Hurts anchor drag you down.

  • The only way they were able to convince Vince that putting the belt on Kevin Owens was a good idea is because somebody finally got around to showing him tapes of King of Queens. Then Vince got it in his head that the American public was ready for an ugly fat slob to be a leading star on a television show.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      He cant even wear the belt!

      Hes FAT

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      Not a fan, I take it?

      • He’s a great midcarder, but the idea that this guy walks around with the show’s top title is one of the primary reasons people don’t take this company seriously anymore. My friends who used to watch during the Attitude Era take a look at this guy, and they see him with the belt, and the reaction is “wow, wrestling sucks now.”

        • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

          Would they feel any different about Rollins? Or Balor? Or even Reigns?

          • Honestly, yeah. Those guys look like stars, in their own respective ways. Owens is just not the guy to carry your brand, and to the casual viewer, the guy who holds the title is “the best.” An un-athletic looking slob in gym shorts and a dorito stained cut off tee simply does not project that. He makes the entire company look second rate.

  • Remember NXT Redemption? The season where all the losers were brought back in an attempt to become an contestant on the NEXT season of NXT, but then the season of Redemption went on for OVER A YEAR and ended up becoming the NXT we have now.

    • Featuring none of the talent from that redemption season lol.

      • That’s because Titus O’Neal was the star babyface of the season, who ended up feuding with Darren Young for most of it, but then Titus turned heel, they became the Prime Time Players, and then went to Smackdown!

        • I’m glad that somebody on the RAW writing team realized that feud needed a bigger stage 6 years later.

    • maskedcabana

      There was some genuinely good and funny stuff on there.

      • It was the birth of the Prime Time Players and creepy Johnny Curtis!

    • Mr.Snrub

      Did that even end? If so who won?

      • Vintage

        I honestly have no idea. Can we get Wrestlecrap on the case?

      • The WWE Universe, pal!

    • RedStorm

      WWE should just use the NXT rejects in a Road Rules/Real World Challenge type show. That would be good for the network.

      • So Nakamura, Joe, Asuka, and The Revival? Because those guys are never getting called up.

        • RedStorm

          That’s works. Or WWE Jobbers vs WWE Washouts in the amazing race!

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    In Soviet Russia, man irons you. I think.

  • LScisco

    Wow, really low attendance in the Monday thread. Two years ago it was 3k+ but that was all of us complaining about Daniel Bryan being held down.

    • Marvk Cuban – #9

      Seems half of it was about football, and from here half of it will be about Iron Man 2

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      I’m mainly here out of habit, not really watching football or WWE tonight.

    • Vintage

      And on a night with HBK and Undertaker. I feel like we’ve all been beaten down one week too many.

  • Bruce Chung

    All of these stars returning….for 2.9 million viewers.

  • Bones

    Sark is going to be reaching for the handle here soon

    • RedStorm

      Eatin Boogers and Chuggin Vodka: The Sark Story

  • Biff ♥ You

    8 of 19 for 49 yards. Good God, what a fucking abomination of a line.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    That was a weird year when we all decided that Mickey Rourke was back to being Mr. Sex.

    • Macklin Man Without Password

      The Wrestler man! We just posted the same comment basically. We’re in trouble.

      • Macklin Man Without Password

        Mr. Sex is my thing. Get your own thing.

        • Marvk Cuban – #9

          Lol fair enough, I wanted to ride your coat tails forgetting that you barely wear shoes let alone a nice tweed jacket

          • Macklin Man Without Password

            I could cut a slit in my jacket and create coat tails for your rat claws to cling to.

      • Marvk Cuban – #9

        Or we’re back BAYBAY

  • Johnny Clever

    I want Reigns to do his own list of 1,004 holds, only they’re all clotheslines and clothesline variations.

    • Tad Cooper

      ClothesLINE

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    It is strange to me that with Rourke it seems a Marvel movie killed his comeback instead of fueling it. He did the Wrestler and was hot then did this and I can’t remember the last movie he’s done.

    • Marvk Cuban – #9

      Probably a third sequel to Sin City or something.

      • Macklin Man Without Password

        Oh yeah! I forgot the Sin City sequel. Was he in that? It’s on Netflix. I should watch it. Not now though I’m watching Iron Man 2.

        • Marvk Cuban – #9

          You shouldn’t watch it, it’s terriboo

        • Mr.Snrub

          Eva Green straight up Tittying!

    • Geez, this movie is going to be seven years old.

      • Marvk Cuban – #9

        So is Art.

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        Avengers is half a decade ago, ditto Nolanverse Batman. JEEEEZUS

        • Curtis Williams

          Next year will be 10 years since the first Iron Man

          • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

            And TDK. LIFE COMES AT YOU FAST

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Apparently he clashed heads with Marvel over his part getting whittled down for all the SHIELD stuff and with his looks/problems, theres not much range to things he can do now outside of tortured soul who’s been through some shit

      • Macklin Man Without Password

        Feel for him but that SHIELD stuff was kinda important and needed setting up.

    • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

      He was in the first Expendables, and word is he was difficult in what was basically a cameo, so he wasn’t asked back for the second.

  • Bones

    Bama punting again. Still should have been caught.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Every snap, he claps his hands. No variation, no hard counts. Can this jackass go away?

    • Bones

      He’s the SEC offensive player of the year!

      • Aaron

        Depending on your pronunciation of “offensive”.

    • Aaron

      A guy with Watson’s talent can do things against a tired defense.

      • RedStorm

        The Tebow method.

  • Bruce Chung

    Getting the crowd to cheer Reigns would truly be defying the odds.

    • Almost as unlikely as getting the American public to watch Kevin Owens as Universal Champion.

  • Bruce Chung

    His armor protected him a bit.

  • Mr.Snrub

    Nice, KO splattered that geek good on that apron bomb!

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    The Iron Man 2 open is so fun with the fireworks and ACDC and everything, like hey! It’s a hero that doesn’t hate himself for it!

    Marvel was kind of on this from the start, tortured heroes suck

    • Macklin Man Without Password

      Except for Daredevil. That tortured hero Rules.

      • Marvk Cuban – #9

        Douché

  • Bruce Chung

    Double spear.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Hell, Watson did a 0.9 Rock bump on that lol

  • Mr.Snrub

    Finally!

    Chris Jericho completes the Super Duper Grand Slam.

  • Bruce Chung

    He bladed?

  • Hey, Rouke was getting work a year later, he did that Immortals movie that came out on 11/11/11.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Here comes the LOLRomanWins moment, guys

  • Tad Cooper

    From Wrestlecrap:
    What Should Win the Gooker for 2016?
    WrestleMania 32
    Rebel vs. Shelly
    All Things TNA
    Golden Truth
    Wyatt Compound Match
    Global Force Gold
    Shining Stars
    New Day vs. Gallows/Anderson
    Make Darren Great Again
    Enzo’s Sensitivity Training

    It’s close, but I’d have to go with Rebel vs. Shelly. MY VAG!

    • Brian_Bayless

      All Things TNA for me

      • Tad Cooper

        Current results show that neck and neck with WM32.

      • Matthew Maynard Adams

        Agreed. WM32 would be a fine pick too.

    • Wrestlemania 32 was literally a non-canon show.

    • Hell In a Cell has to be in the conversation. From top to bottom it was the worst show the WWE has ever produced.

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Rebel vs. Shelly.

      It’s not close.

  • chicagodem79

    Look at that face pop for that dastardly heel, Chris Jericho!

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    This speech from Tony is fantastic.

    • Marvk Cuban – #9

      Matched only by the speech that opens his angle at Civil War

  • Cory M

    They did it. Wow.

  • Varoom

    So Reigns is winning the Rumble then?

    EDIT: Reigns isn’t in the Rumble, I forgot he’s going against Owens.

    • Bruce Chung

      He’s not in the Rumble. He’s challenging for the belt.

    • Cory M

      If you meanie he winning the Universal title, of course.

      • Varoom

        Ahh right. I forgot about the match with Owens.

  • cabspaintedyellow

    I have no idea why they couldn’t have done this last week.

    • There is still 3 more weeks of this match pairing to go until the Rumble. They had to hold off on the title change until Reigns/Jericho match #24, so that match #25 next week can be Roman’s contractually obligated rematch.

  • Biff ♥ You

    Oh, wow.

  • Mikey

    Niiiiiiice

  • RedStorm

    Not quite the Rosencopter from a few years back. Good try, Deshaun.

  • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

    I was not aware of D-Rose being benched.

  • Experienced Monster

    They made KO and Jericho look like threats and talented, there. No goofiness. Imagine.

  • Brian_Bayless

    Pretty sure Reigns wins at the Rumble now.

    • Stan Ford

      I’d bet my house on it.

    • Mikey

      That’s awful. I thought Roman faces Owens at the Rumble

      • maskedcabana

        I think he means the title match at Rumble.

        • Mikey

          Ahhhh okay. Yeah, probably

  • maskedcabana

    Roman’s Reign is over….until Royal Rumble.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    I know Im in it with Maude when she sends me a bunch of pics — all smiling selfies, fully clothed even! — and I text her a giant paragraph about how gorgeous she is. In the words of Chandler, WAH-PAH

    • cabspaintedyellow

      Maude, eh?

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        The fake old lady names meme is hilarious.

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      WAH-PAH?

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        Whipped. Chandler does the sound wrong

        • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

          I see.

        • Andrew Champagne

          I prefer WAK-CHHHHHH.

  • Mr.Snrub

    Your next Universal Champion…DA JUGGERNAUT!

    But it’s been set in stone for awhile now so i can’t get too worked up about it.

    • chicagodem79

      IT’s not like KO has been setting the world on fire as champion.

      • Stan Ford

        And honestly, it’s fine. Roman is way better than he was at WM31, they’ve relaxed his booking and are no longer making sure everyone thinks Roman is the best, coolest and greatest wrestler ever, etc. It’s fine.

  • Brian_Bayless
  • Bruce Chung

    Reigns going over the entire Rumble doesn’t help him much.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    I don’t know who this woman is that plays the reporter on Iron Man but I’d like to wear her butthole on my head like a fedora.

    • Mr.Snrub

      Leslie Bibb

      • Marvk Cuban – #9

        Thank you! She requires further study

        • Macklin Man Without Password

          She shoves her finger up someone’s ass on The League.

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    Here’s Olivia Munn in a comic movie pretending to be a nerd.

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      Lol, back when she was just the G4 hussie

  • Johnny Clever

    Personal opinion: there isn’t a single 10 second sequence in Man of Steel or Batman v Superman that tops Tony suiting up in the briefcase armor in IM2.

    • Bruce Chung

      Batman getting his Bat-powers at the beginning was good.

    • Macklin Man Without Password

      False. Bruce Wayne running into the dust cloud of destruction without hesitation was better.

      • Marvk Cuban – #9

        The best Batman scene ever

        • Macklin Man Without Password

          We can’t say that though because DC is poopy.

      • Johnny Clever

        I do think Batman is the one thing BvS got right. When he takes down the warehouse of goons that was pretty sweet.

  • RedStorm
  • Macklin Man Without Password

    YES the senate hearing!

    • Marvk Cuban – #9

      “Yes, dear?”

    • No more Garry Shandling 🙁

  • Brian_Bayless

    Up first on BoD RAW, Curtzerker faces TatR & Vinson, in a BoD Rumble qualifier

    https://www.twitch.tv/brian82855

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    LOL he somehow got to prostitution what a god.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    I might have to call Maude that IRL, because her real name is Tia; the problem is because Im Mexican, I also call all my aunts “Tia”. So I may just have to start calling her Maude at family gatherings

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      I guess you really can’t shorten “Tia”.

      • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

        T&A.

  • Biff ♥ You

    GOD ALMIGHTY, BENCH HIS ASS

    • Bones

      All the other QBs transferred

      • Biff ♥ You

        No QB would be better than Hurts right now. He’s actively hurting our chance to win.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    Sam Rockwell > Well, almost anyone

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    Justin Hammer! I love this guy. Calling Tony “Anthony” is a great dick move.

  • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

    Paige molesting Big E…WTF?

    That said, he didn’t seem to mind.

    • chicagodem79

      I have no doubt Paige is probably fun in bed….the problem is all the other hours of the day…..

    • Paige was on TV tonight?!

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        Total Divas.

  • Frankly Bayless, we don’t see enough Trunk Barlow. Don’t keep that #JunkInTheTrunk!

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    Jericho won the belt?

    • chicagodem79

      Yep, and the crowd popped like Daniel Bryan won the championship.

      • What happened to Vince’s “Roman needs 2 belts to finally get over this time, I mean it!” plan?

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    It is funny to see Olivia Munn and Kate Mara pop up for five seconds in IM2 before they go on to play superheroes in crappy comic book films

  • LScisco

    That’s like when my Cover 2 scheme would be blown up by the computer in Madden 03

  • Bones

    Hey Clemson blew coverage at a key juncture. Again.

    • Cbenson5

      Howard burns them like last year.

    • RedStorm

      I can’t even categorize that as a blown coverage. That looked like they were playing 11 on 7.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    All these reporters are taking pictures because they can’t believe the government is trying to pawn this guy off as James Rhodes.

    • Macklin Man Without Password

      I’m here. Deal with it. Move on.

      • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

        META

  • Biff ♥ You

    He did something right! Hallelujah!

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    It’s a damn shame Justin Hammer hasn’t shown up again. I would love him glomming on to bigger threats trying to get revenge on Tony.

    • Marvk Cuban – #9

      He has a name drop in Civil War and in Daredevil S2 but other than that…nothing. He should come back in some form though because Rockwell is Mr. Sex.

      • Macklin Man Without Password

        Don’t piss me off.

    • He was in the One Shot with Ben Kingsley’s Trevor Slattery in prison. They’re both locked up in the same prison.

      • Macklin Man Without Password

        THATS RIGHT! Can’t believe I forgot that.

  • Brian_Bayless

    Tonight’s card:

    Curtzerker vs. TatR & Vinson in a BoD Rumble Qualifier
    Marv vs. Cult in a BoD Rumble Qualifier
    Rudo Wakening debuts
    Brian Bayless debuts

    Biggest main event of all-time, Hoss vs. Dwarn inside Hell in a Cell!

    https://www.twitch.tv/brian82855

    • I have a feeling the Bayless debut is a swerve. We all think he’s going to have a match, but he’s actually going to debut by ripping the door off of the Hell in a Cell and taking out Dwarn to set up the big BoD Mania program.

    • Aaron

      Jobber is on double duty tonight.

  • Facts

    Taker is in the Rumble?

    Guess we are getting Taker vs Cena at Wrestlemania

    • Taker is going over for sure. I don’t he could actually survive going over the top rope at his age.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    “Fuck you Mr. Stark, fuck you buddy!”

    Haha! Shandling was awesome as a slimbeball Congressman

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      I loved him popping up here then again in Cap 2. Dude was a funny human being

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    “You want to take my stuff well guess what you can’t have it. But I did you a favor. I have successfully privatized world peace.”

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    “If there’s one thing you can count on me it’s to pleasure myself”

  • Mr.Snrub

    Not a bad career

    ECW World Television Championship (1 time)
    WCW Cruiserweight Championship (4 times)
    WCW World Television Championship (1 time)
    Undisputed WWF Championship (1 time)
    World Heavyweight Championship (3 times)
    WCW/World Championship (2 times)
    Unified WWE Tag Team Championship (2 times) – with Edge and Big Show
    WWF/E Intercontinental Championship (9 times)
    WWF European Championship (1 time)
    WWF Hardcore Championship (1 time)
    WWF/World Tag Team Championship (5 times) with Chris Benoit,The Rock,Christian,Edge & Big Show
    WWE United States Championship (1 time)

    • Oh Jericho is absolutely one of the most decorated of all time.,

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      Creator Of The List

    • Aaron

      #1 Ring Announcer

      • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

        Funaki’s gonna go kung-fu on you!

  • chicagodem79

    Re Derrick Rose: Sources tell ESPN he left w/out permission but has subsequently been in touch with team officials.

    • LScisco

      That dude has some serious problems. Worried about him.

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      So he’s alive? Good.

      That said…WHAT AN IDIOT.

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    Biff… what did I say today in the day thread? Tell the kids what I said, Biff…

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Iron Man 2 is better than its rep. Is it as good as the first? No. Does it suffer from stuffing in all the SHIELD stuff and shortchange the villains? Yeah thats fair. Is it still funny as hell and RDJ endlessly charismatic as Tony? Yep, so its still cool by me.

    • Andrew Champagne

      Agreed. I really liked how Tony fixed his physical problem. That was cool.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    LOL and poor TOny is still being plagued by this overly helpful robot hand

  • Andrew Champagne

    Bad coverage, yes, but Alabama’s LT got away with a blatant hold there,
    too. Clemson’s DE was halfway past him off the line. Bad missed call.

    • RedStorm

      Silly man. Bama rarely gets called for penalties.

  • Cbenson5

    Reuben Foster is a beast

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    Tony’s bumbling robot reminds me of Marv. We found Marv’s doppelgänger in the MCU! I am of course Matt Murdock.

    • Marvk Cuban – #9

      The Matt Murdock thing only works if all the girls around him are blind, not the other way around.

  • Curtis Williams

    Bayless, please tell me Demon TatR is a thing

    • He looks like a star. TatR and Vinson with a more serious push could be great tag champs.

    • Brian_Bayless

      Only for the big shows!

  • LScisco

    I’m thinking of resurrecting my column but going back to 1995. It has some perverse calling that demands a recap.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    “Don’t say wind farm, I’m already feeling gassy.”

    RDJ just jabbers amazing lines left and right

    • Macklin Man Without Password

      THATS MY LINE.

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    Tony wants to hang a picture. Pepper wants to talk business.

    “Don’t say wind farm I’m already gassy.”

    • Marvk Cuban – #9

      LOL

      • Macklin Man Without Password

        It’s gross people think this movie sucks. We’ve gotten amazing classic RDJ and we’re only 15 minutes in.

  • TomaxAndXamot

    This game is still missing Watson’s weekly redzone INT.

  • chicagodem79

    Wow, it’s almost 10:30 and the 4th quarter is just starting? Damn

  • Brian_Bayless

    Curtzerker, under the guidance of Biff Kensington, is a force to be reckoned with.

  • Honestly, Iron Man 2 works a lot better in hindsight. It’s building to both the Thor movie AND the Avengers movie, which works great now, but not at the time when you watched it in theaters.

    Mickey Rourke’s villain was a little underwhelming though.

    • Vintage

      There really haven’t been any memorable MCU villains, aside from maybe Hugo Weaving’s Red Skull.

      • Buster Abbott

        Loki is terrific. I actually thought Bruhl was really good in Civil War, even if he’s only sort of a villain. If you count TV, Kingpin and Purple Man were fantastic, and Mariah will probably be wonderful in Luke Cage s2 now that her origin story has been told.

  • I love that Biff is basically Johnny Polo 2017.

    • Biff ♥ You

      I’m not sure if I should be proud or insulted.

  • Tad Cooper

    Watching the WWE UK Preview… looks interesting. Will probably check it out this weekend.

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    I can’t believe they cast Scarlett Johansson in a small useless notary role that didn’t go anywhere.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    I dunno guys, this ScarJo chick seems kind of cute.

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Is the super-tan chick in the Allstate ad Eva Marie? That leather looks unmistakable!

  • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

    *pokes Biff with a stick*

    • Biff ♥ You

      Yesh?

      • The G*d D*mn John Petrie

        I totally called Jericho winning today, and you were like “nuh-uh ya booger.”

        • Aaron

          The “booger” part was out of line, Biff.

  • Mr.Snrub

    One part i don’t like about Heat is the Val Kilmer scene with Ashley Judd at the end, i mean it’s a good scene and i like how she can’t go through with betraying him…but you’re telling me the cops who stopped him wouldn’t know what he looks like???

    They’re there specifically for him and he’s a wanted cop killer for chrissakes!

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      He didn’t have long hair, the cops did not expect a haircut!! That wasnt the crook, that was Bruce Wayne!

  • chicagodem79

    So……

    Derrick Rose has gotten in touch with Knicks officials, he told them he had a “family situation”, per @ramonashelburne.

    • Aaron

      At least he’s okay.

  • Bones

    Should be some good booking down the stretch of this game

  • RosAlGhulScoe

    Am I crazy for thinking the Rumble winner that makes the most sense is Samoa Joe, setting up Joe vs Styles?

    • Yes.

    • Aaron

      Yes

    • Bones

      Yes because Cena is going to win and AJ will get thrown in a multi-man ladder match.

      • Mr.Snrub

        IC title winner AJ Styles!

        Thanks for carrying the brand extension PAL!

        • Aaron

          “CTC, Vince.”

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    Happy Hogan unwittingly insulting the wrong woman.

  • Marvk Cuban – #9

    Smarvlett Johansson is a super obnoxious name

    • Brian_Bayless

      Robert Marvney Jr.

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      Marvelous Marv-on Hagmarv

  • Brian_Bayless

    Today was my birthday and I don’t even think I mentioned it here.

    • Happy birthday Bayless! What a great night to debut.

    • Aaron

      Someone’s getting a big birthday win. Also happy birthday, bookerman.

    • Jeremy Rinehart

      Happy Birthday!

    • Bones

      Happy birthday bud

    • Biff ♥ You

      Happy birthday

    • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

      Happy Birthday.

    • Facts

      Happy birthday to you sir

  • Grampa Mongolian Stomper X

    Apparently this is a thing with Paige and Big E, LOL:

    Maybe I need to start watching this dumb show.

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    “I just slipped”

  • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

    Young 20s ScarJo, hummmmm baby baby

  • Vintage

    I would kill for the post-Thanos MCU to build to an Avengers vs. Masters of Evil movie, where they bring back Tom Hiddleston, Hugo Weaving, Jeff Bridges, Tim Roth, and whoever else they can get.

    • Vintage

      And James Spader. Definitely James Spader.

  • Macklin Man Without Password

    “I want one.” lol I love this guy. Yes the racetrack!

    • Bonzai <3 Felicity S&Moak

      “Are you Googling her?”
      “I thought I was ogling her”

  • So does Bayless job on his birthday? Is that like the BoD equivalent of a hometown job?

    • Brian_Bayless

      The Masked Loser is no slouch