Smackdown – November 22, 2016

Smackdown
Date: November 22, 2016
Location: Canadian Tire Centre, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Commentators: Mauro Ranallo, John Bradshaw Layfield, David Otunga, Tom Phillips

It’s two days after Survivor Series and less than two weeks to Tables, Ladders and Chairs, meaning it’s time to make up a card. Thankfully Smackdown is ready for that and has already announced a tag team turmoil match to determine who will challenge Rhyno and Heath Slater. Let’s get to it.

We open with a quick recap of Smackdown winning the men’s tag match.

Here’s a banged up Shane McMahon to open things up. After a YOU STILL GOT IT chant, Shane praises Team Raw for bringing it as hard as they did. That being said, he’s not happy with AJ Styles and Dean Ambrose, who couldn’t keep it together for a single night. Shane is as close to serious as he can get but Dean keeps chuckling and brings out James Ellsworth, who took out Braun Strowman.

Apparently there’s a surprise for Ellsworth but Dean jumps the gun by saying James is getting a contract. So he was working freelance until then? And he had a World Title shot? Didn’t Shane learn anything from the Monday Night Wars? Dean has been given the night off and Shane wants him out of the building.

This brings out AJ Styles, who wants Dean’s title shot revoked. After that goes nowhere, AJ goes to Ellsworth, who is being handed his contract. Since TLC is in two weeks, AJ needs a warmup. How about we put that contract above the ring and have a ladder match? Ellsworth actually agrees but if he wins, he wants a future title shot.

Daniel Bryan interrupts Miz and Maryse’s photo shoot and Miz is ready for Mizgiving. That’s not what Daniel has in mind though as he’s going to give Miz an Intercontinental Title defense against Kalisto, who was screwed out of the Cruiserweight Title on Sunday.

After a break, Shane makes sure Dean leaves the arena.

Intercontinental Title: Kalisto vs. Miz

Miz is defending. Kalisto goes behind to start and backflips under a clothesline. A suicide dive sends Miz down to the floor and us to a break. Back with Kalisto still in control and hitting his springboard corkscrew crossbody for two. A slingshot sitout powerbomb is countered into a hurricanrana for two more on the champ as Miz is reeling so far. Cue Baron Corbin for a distraction though and a Skull Crushing Finale retains the title at 7:15. Not enough to rate but Miz was getting squashed until the ending.

Corbin lays Kalisto out and Dolph Ziggler superkicks Miz to make up for last week. Good grief can we PLEASE go somewhere with Corbin vs. Kalisto but more importantly, MOVE ON FROM MIZ VS. ZIGGLER???

Alexa Bliss comes in to see the bosses but Bryan bails to go deal with what happened. Becky Lynch walks in (“I knocked.”) and says the rematch is at TLC. Cue Natalya with the whistle and talks her way into a match with Becky. Natalya leaves so here’s Dean with a pizza, much to Shane’s annoyance. Becky: “I’ll see you later….after I take out a PIZZA Nattie’s arm!”

Video on the Wrestlemania ticket sale party.

Bryan gives Corbin a match with Kane.

Tag Team Turmoil

This is a gauntlet match with the last team standing getting the Tag Team Title shot at TLC. Ascension and the Hype Bros start things off with the Bros getting jumped from behind and beaten down on the floor. Things settle down with Ryder getting beaten down and chopped a lot. A double neckbreaker gets Ryder out of trouble though and it’s a Hype Ryder for the first pin.

Breezango is in next and we take a quick break. Back with Breezango in control and avoiding a Broski Boot. A slingshot elbow puts Ryder away and it’s American Alpha in fourth. Fandango is right on top of Gable as he comes in and Chad is in early trouble. That goes nowhere as Gable rolls Breeze up for a quick elimination. It’s the Vaudevillains in at #5 and they’re out in less than thirty seconds off a German suplex. That leaves the Usos vs. Alpha for the title shot but the twins aren’t thrilled with getting in immediately.

We take an early break and come back with Jordan in trouble. A belly to back suplex gives Jey two and we hit the chinlock for a bit, only to have Jason pop up and make the hot tag. Gable comes in and cleans house with a snap German suplex getting two on Jey. With Jordan still down, Chad gets caught in a backbreaker/top rope knee combo for a near fall. Jason makes a blind tag and the Steiner Bulldog gets two with Jimmy making a save. Jey scores with a superkick but the Superfly Splash hits knees, setting up a small package for two. Grand Amplitude ends Jey at 21:02.

Rating: B-. The first half of this wasn’t much to see but Alpha and the Usos tore the house down. It’s a good idea to give Alpha the title shot as you can only keep them away from the belts for so long. They’re just so far ahead of almost everyone else and only the Usos can really keep up with them. Check out the final fall but the rest is pretty skippable.

The Wyatts pop up on screen to say they’re the final team but won’t face Alpha until next week.

Ellsworth knows he’s in over his head but wants to fight anyway because any man with two feet can climb a ladder. This brings in Ambrose…..who is dressed as a Mountie (not THE Mountie of course). Shane comes back in and freaks out, telling Ambrose to leave again. Dean: “Don’t you want to know why I’m dressed as a Mountie?” Shane leaves before he does something he’ll regret. Bryan actually asks why he’s dressed like that, which Dean says is because he always gets his man. JBL: “A lunatic Rougeau Brother?”

Becky Lynch vs. Natalya

Alexa is on commentary. They hit the mat to start with Natalya getting the better of it as we take an early break. Back with Natalya in control with an abdominal stretch. It’s almost time for the Sharpshooter but Becky reverses into the Disarm-Her for the tap out at 7:12. Again not enough to rate but it did its job just fine.

Bliss jumps Becky post match.

The Hype Bros shill merchandise.

Miz wants Dolph Ziggler to be suspended but gets a title match against Ziggler at TLC in a ladder match. This is their LAST match.

Nikki Bella accuses Carmella of attacking her at Survivor Series. Carmella suggests that it was Charlotte or Dana Brooke. See, Nikki has made a lot of enemies because she’s not exactly Mother Theresa. There’s going to be an anything goes match at TLC.

Kane vs. Baron Corbin

The masked one goes after him to start but walks into one heck of a right hand to stagger him into the corner. Corbin does his slide underneath the ropes but here’s Kalisto to go after Baron for the DQ at 1:05.

Kane chokeslams Corbin for good measure. Kalisto grabs a chair but Corbin bails before anything can happen. For some reason Corbin charges back in and takes a Van Daminator.

AJ Styles vs. James Ellsworth

Non-title ladder match and if AJ wins, Ellsworth is gone for good. If Ellsworth wins, he gets the contract and a future title shot. What Ellsworth, in a neck brace, doesn’t get is an entrance though as AJ comes out after a break. Ellsworth is knocked out to the floor and a kick to the face makes it even worse.

A backbreaker further damages James’ bad back and AJ puts the ladder on top of him. As AJ goes up for the climb, here’s Ambrose in a hockey jersey and helmet to take AJ down. The Phenomenal Forearm drops Dean but Ellsworth shoves the ladder over, sending Styles down to the floor. No Chin Music knocks AJ into the ropes and his boot is tied up in the ropes, allowing Jams to get the contract at 6:00.

Rating: D. This was about the story instead of the match but I’m getting tired of seeing AJ lose to Ellsworth. I know there’s interference and it doesn’t really matter but this is the third time we’ve done this same story and this time the big final shot was Ellsworth on his own. Not a good match of course but this was more of an angle than a match.

JBL does a trademark freak out to end the show.

Overall Rating: C. I really wasn’t feeling this one as it felt like an episode of Raw. The matches were mostly short and featured a ton of interference, though they did set up a bunch of stuff for the pay per view. The good thing is they had most of their stuff set up in advance so this wasn’t the hardest card to throw together. Not a bad show but it didn’t have the Smackdown feel.

Results

Miz b. Kalisto – Skull Crushing Finale

American Alpha won Tag Team Turmoil – Grand Amplitude to Jey

Becky Lynch b. Natalya – Disarm-Her

Baron Corbin b. Kane via DQ when Kalisto interfered

James Ellsworth b. AJ Styles – Ellsworth pulled down the contract

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  • JimbobJones

    I think they’re getting seriously hampered by their small roster.

    I hope they actually do pull Cesaro over and maybe Zayn to give people more to do.

    • Buster Abbott

      Or all of the cruiserweights. The Kendrick/Kalisto decision at Survivor Series still makes zero sense.

      • Fistic Glory

        VINCE: Dammit, we need the Cruiserweights to help fill the three hours on Raw!
        WRITER: Then could we maybe come up with some characters and angle ideas to try and get them over?
        VINCE: You can start getting the little guys over when you’re done getting the Big Dog over and not a minute sooner, PAL!

    • Buster Abbott

      American Alpha only now looks like they’re getting something to do, and Apollo Crews has been MIA for months. Why not add Crews to the midcard mix, at least?

  • I was at the show and the crowd was more into it than any Ottawa crowd I’ve been with before. They ate up all the Dean Ambrose stuff. The show never felt like it was dragging, which is usually a problem with TV. It might have helped that we had an NXT taping right before the 8 o’clock SD show.

    • simonbanks420

      They were dead as hell for AA/Usos. AA wasn’t over at all from my TV.

      • Really? There was actually a short “This is awesome” chant during the match.

        • simonbanks420

          Sadly that doesn’t really mean much these days. I thought I caught a brief “boring” chat trying to break out but never caught on.

          • There were also some idiots in my section trying to start an RVD chant because they thought Gable looked like him.

          • simonbanks420

            lol they try it then but not when kallisto hit the van daminator?

    • WILLYOUSTOP?!?

      I’m surprised to hear that. On TV, the crowd sounded totally dead for the entire show.

      • I’m probably grading on a curve. Ottawa crowds are always dead.

  • Mr.Snrub

    7 minute matches aren’t enough to rate?

    Rant Rating = 1.5 Goldfishes out of 5 reindeers

    Hey if you can’t use Star ratings why should i?

    • kbwrestlingreviews

      I don’t rate something without three minutes of content. A four plus minute commercial isn’t content.

      • BODConscience

        I agree. Brian gave Rollins vs owens 4 stars. I mean it probably was but half of it was in commercials.

  • AwelCruiz

    “Breezango is in next and we take a quick break. Breezango is in next and we take a quick break. ”

    Say everything twice! Say everything twice!

  • Adam The Reindeer

    I’ve always thought Tag Team Turmoil is a very underrated & underutilised match type.
    Even if it doesn’t produce ***** classics, due to it’s nature it’s always entertaining.

    • Bervda

      I agree 100%. I’ve been wondering why they haven’t been using it for a long time now.

    • AwelCruiz

      If nothing else, it serves as good reminder where everyone is on the pecking order. It’s kinda cruel, when you think about it.

  • Ioan Morris

    Talking Smack is my favourite WWE show. That is all.

  • Daniel Bryan cracking up when Ambrose did The Mountie line was by far the best thing on SD last night

    • BODConscience

      It’s also proof Ambrose comedy can work sometimes.

  • Sexy Miz

    You can’t rate a 7+ minute match??

    • WWF1987

      3-4 of those minutes were commeercials.

      • Sexy Miz

        Presumably the match itself was still going on.

        • Being there live, you could tell when they were in commercial break because the workrate went WAY down.

        • kbwrestlingreviews

          Indeed, and I have no way of knowing how good or bad that portion was.

  • Miko363

    Becky’s line about the pizza was so unbelievably corny that it’s actually kind of endearing. It’s not just plain lame like Seth Rollins “humor.”

    • Bervda

      Puns are her thing. They just haven’t let her do it on TV very much. This and Natalya’s song lyric thing are both fun running promo gags that I hope they stick with.

      • brak_attack

        The thing I kinda like about the Nattie song lyric thing is that Alexa Bliss seems to be the only person aware of it (or reacting to it).

    • kbwrestlingreviews

      I have a soft spot for people who make puns that are intentionally that bad so it got a big grin out of me.

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