The Shining Stars, from the Shining Star of the Caribbean, have a finisher called The Shining Star.
Reminds me of other half-assed attempts at pushing a product…
"Krusty Trading Cards! The long awaited 8 Series!"
"Krusty Visits Relatives in Annapolis, MD. Krusty poses for trading card photo. Well, at least you got the gum."
The point of the random Simpsons reference is "wow, they just aren’t trying anymore, are they?"
Really, they brought back the Colons for a THIRD TIME and you think they might have had some brilliant gimmick for them? They should just bring back Rosa Mendes for them and let her bounce to the ring with them again, because at least that was fun to watch.