The WrestleMania Top Ten, Part 14

We are 28 days away from WrestleMania 32. As we continue down the road to the biggest show of the year, I continue to go through each show to prepare for the big day.

Instead of recapping every WrestleMania (other people here would do it much better than I would), I’ve been putting together a Top Ten list of WrestleMania matches and updating the list after I watch each event.

Today, the AUSTIN ERA BEGINS!

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WrestleMania XIV – March 29, 1998

The first WrestleMania I missed watching live on pay-per-view since the second event, as I was a freshman in college. Despite being in school in Boston, I was poor and couldn’t afford a WrestleMania ticket. Instead, I listened to the audio feed the WWF offered on its website, the first time I would use the internet to catch a WrestleMania, but not the last.

The Attitude Era was in full swing in the spring of 1998. While the WWF was still falling behind WCW in the Monday Night Wars, the tide was turning. The ratings were with Monday Nitro, but the better matches were happening on Raw, along with the more compelling angles and characters.

Deciding to pull out all the stops against the new wrestling standard-bearer, Vince McMahon enlisted “The Baddest Man on the Planet” – no, not Marc Mero – to be an integral part of the main event angle. Mike Tyson would be named as the “special enforcer” for the WWF Title match, adding an intriguing element to a contest between two competitors nowhere near 100 percent9.

Best Match: Shawn Michaels vs. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin – WWF Title Match. One year after competing in what is up until this point the greatest match in WrestleMania history, the situation was a bit more dire for Austin. Still recovering from a broken neck suffered at SummerSlam, the new standard bearer for the WWF was in the ring with another great competitor in Michaels, who after this match wouldn’t wrestle again for four years. Still, despite significant handicaps, these guys put together a hell of a match, enhanced by “special enforcer” Mike Tyson. The match was a perfect starting point for Austin’s reign at the top of the mountain, and the catalyst for putting the WWF back in the game.

Worst Match: Goldust/Luna Vachon vs. Marc Mero/Sable. I’ve never understood Sable’s appeal and mixed tag matches are almost always train wrecks. While I would say this was better than the two previous WrestleMania mixed tag team matches (one featuring Goldust’s dad and another also featuring Luna), this match is little more than an angle and it went about twice as long as it really needed to, making it all the worse.

Tag Team Showcase: For the second year in a row, WrestleMania featured a tag team title match and a match to name the number one contender to the tag team titles. Somehow, after years of a very depleted tag team roster, there were 15 teams available for a Battle Royal. Sure, they weren’t the best teams in the world, but at least the effort was there. But I’m still pretty convinced the tag team battle royal was only an excuse to put Sunny front and center in a ridiculously skimpy outfit, and you won’t hear me complain about that. The tag team title match between the New Age Outlaws and Cactus Jack/Chainsaw Charlie was also a lot of fun, even if the decision was eventually reversed, nWo-style.

Missed Opportunity: After the Montreal Screwjob at Survivor Series 1997, it would have been a perfect time to give Owen Hart a serious push and make him a main event player. Pushing him as angry and looking for vengeance for what happened to his brother would have been an ideal way to make him another top-tier guy. As the WWF entered a new era with this event, losing one of its MVPs of the last few years, creating a back-up top guy would have been a wise move. Maybe Owen’s heart (no pun intended) wasn’t in it any more, but it made little sense to me to have him lose to Triple H.

The Top Ten

*DISCLAIMER* Th Top Ten is (obviously) my opinion and meant only to spur on discussion. Leave any and all comments down below (Match winners are in italics).

The Top Ten stays static this time around.

1 – Bret “Hitman” Hart vs. “Stone Cold” Steve Austin – Submission Match (WrestleMania 13)

2 –  “Macho Man” Randy Savage vs. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat – Intercontinental Title Match (WrestleMania III)

3 – Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior – WWF Title vs. Intercontinental Title (WrestleMania VI)

4 – Bret “Hitman” Hart vs. Shawn Michaels – WWF Title Iron Man Match (WrestleMania XII)

5 – Bret “Hitman” Hart vs. “The Rocket” Owen Hart (WrestleMania X)

6 – Ultimate Warrior vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage – Career Ending Match (WrestleMania VII)

7 – Shawn Michaels vs. Razor Ramon – Intercontinental Title Ladder Match (WrestleMania X)

8 – Hulk Hogan & Mr. T vs. Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff (WrestleMania I)

9 – “Rowdy” Roddy Piper vs. Bret “Hitman” Hart – Intercontinental Title Match (WrestleMania VIII)

10 – Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake vs. The British Bulldogs – Tag Team Title Match (WrestleMania 2)

Bonus Lists! 

WrestleMania XIV scores three big celebs in the first list! One of the additions will likely move up in the rankings as his involvement in WrestleMania continues into the next two years.

Top Ten WrestleMania Celebrities

Mike Tyson – WrestleMania XIV

Bob Uecker – WrestleMania III/WrestleMania IV

Pete Rose – WrestleMania XIV

Mary Hart – WrestleMania III

Cyndi Lauper – WrestleMania I

Alex Trebek – WrestleMania VII

Vanna White – WrestleMania IV

Burt Reynolds – WrestleMania X

Regis Philbin – WrestleMania VII

Gennifer Flowers – WrestleMania XIV

Top Five Musical Acts

Ray Charles, America the Beautiful – WrestleMania 2

Little Richard, America the Beautiful – WrestleMania X

Fife and Drum Corp performing Piper’s entrance – WrestleMania I

Steve Allen rehearses in bathroom with the Bolsheviks – WrestleMania VI

Aretha Franklin, America the Beautiful – WrestleMania III