The WrestleMania Top Ten, Part 6

The WrestleMania Top Ten, Part 6

We are 39 days away from WrestleMania 32 and as we continue down the road to the biggest show of the year, I’m taking a look at how it has changed since it debuted in 1985.

Instead of doing recaps of each show (other people here do it much better than I would – CLICK HERE for a Scott rant), I am creating a running Top Ten list of WrestleMania matches and see how that list changes over the years.

Today, we look at the ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!

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WrestleMania VI – April 1, 1990

By the end of 1989, Hulk Hogan had beat all the big heels in the WWF. Savage, DiBiase, Andre, Bad News Brown. Even Zeus! Hogan had beat them all. So who do you put in the main event of the biggest show of the year? Well, you put in your second biggest babyface act, of course! The WWF risked splitting its fan base in order to put the best match on the card for WrestleMania VI. Hogan vs. The Ultimate Warrior. Champion vs. Champion with both titles on the line!

I couldn’t see the World’s Champion losing to the young upstart as a kid and couldn’t wait to see what Hogan did with the Intercontinental Title (Also, if they were just going to strip the winner of the IC Title, why put it on the line in the first place? Why would Hogan WANT the IC Title? Just to rub it in Savage’s face that he had both titles now? I’m overthinking this…).

For the second year in a row, though, the show featured a great main event but a lackluster undercard that produced very few positive memorable moments.

Best Match – Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior, WWF Title vs. Intercontinental Title. The main event saves this show from wading completely in mediocrity. This has to be Ultimate Warrior’s longest match (it’s about 2 minutes longer than the WrestleMania VII match against Savage) and the two guys who no one expects to have great matches pull out all the stops to mix some brawling and technical acumen. As a young Hulkamaniac, I was a little heartbroken. It’s the last real “epic” WrestleMania main event for a number of years.

Worst Match – “Rowdy” Roddy Piper vs. Bad News Brown. This match went nowhere, solved nothing and meant even less to the long term WWF creative bottom line. The match is the pits and most people only remember it for Piper’s ring outfit. Which leads me to…

It Doesn’t Matter If He’s… – Piper has never been the most culturally-sensitive guy at WrestleMania, but for the most part he was a heel when he spouted his more racist interviews. Here, as a face, Piper comes out with half of his body painted black in what might be his most offensive stunt yet for his match against Bad News Brown. Later, during the match, Piper pulled out what looked like one of the Rockers’ fingerless gloves (“It’s a Michael Jackson glove!”) to assault Bad News with. Why you would want to further enrage an angry Black man like Bad News by coming out in Black face is beyond me, but it makes me think Bad News may have had a point when he was complaining about the WWF’s biases…

For the Longest Time – The main event of WrestleMania VI clocked in at 22:51, the longest WrestleMania match up to this point. The match would keep that record until the Iron Man match at WrestleMania XII. The first non-Iron Man match to beat that record came with the Four-Way elimination match at WrestleMania 2000. The first singles non-Iron Man match to break the record was the main event of WrestleMania X-Seven.

Say Goodbye – When Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura announce the location of WrestleMania VII, Ventura talks about how excited he was to be in “his town” of Los Angeles next year. That would, of course, not come to pass, as Jesse had a falling out with Vince McMahon and was gone by the summer of 1990. Bobby “The Brain” Heenan would slip into the broadcast booth with his friend Monsoon the next two years.

50-50 Booking? – Brutus “the Barber” Beefcake handed “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig his first televised pinfall loss at WrestleMania VI. Of course, this means that Hennig was in the, ahem, “perfect” spot to win the big Intercontinental Title Tournament held the month after the show. The other person in the finals? Tito Santana, who lost here to the Barbarian. Maybe the finals of the tournament should have been Beefcake vs. Barbarian. Naaaah…

The Top Ten 

*DISCLAIMER* The Top Ten is my opinion only and meant to spur conversation. Post your opinions in the comments section. Match winners are in italics.

“Macho Man” Randy Savage vs. Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat – Intercontinental Title Match (WrestleMania III)

Hulk Hogan & Mr. T vs. Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff (WrestleMania I)

Greg Valentine and Brutus Beefcake vs. The British Bulldogs – Tag Team Title Match (WrestleMania 2)

Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant – WWF Title Match (WrestleMania III)

Hart Foundation and Danny Davis vs. British Bulldogs and Tito Santana (WrestleMania III)

Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior – WWF Title vs. Intercontinental Title (WrestleMania VI)

Nikolai Volkoff & The Iron Shiek vs. Mike Rotundo and Barry Windham – Tag Team Title Match (WrestleMania I)

Terry and Hoss Funk vs. Junkyard Dog and Tito Santana (WrestleMania 2)

“Macho Man” Randy Savage vs. Hulk Hogan – WWF Title Match (WrestleMania V)

Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake vs. “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig (WrestleMania VI)

Bonus Lists! 

Top Ten WrestleMania Celebrity Guests

1 – Bob Uecker – WrestleMania III/WrestleMania IV

2 – Mary Hart – WrestleMania III

3 – Cyndi Lauper – WrestleMania I

4 – Vanna White – WrestleMania IV

5 – Muhammad Ali – WrestleMania I

6 – Elvira – WrestleMania 2

7 – Alice Cooper – WrestleMania III

8 – Ozzy Osbourne – WrestleMania 2

9 – Steve Allen – WrestleMania VI

10 – Joan Rivers – WrestleMania 2

 

Top Five WrestleMania Musical Performances

1 – Ray Charles, America the Beautiful – WrestleMania 2

2 – Fife and Drum Corp performing Piper’s entrance – WrestleMania I

3 – Steve Allen rehearses in bathroom with the Bolsheviks – WrestleMania VI

4 – Aretha Franklin, America the Beautiful – WrestleMania III

5 – Robert Goulet, O, Canada – WrestleMania VI

 

Tomorrow, we drape the WWF in Red, White and Blue as WrestleMania heads to the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum to break WrestleMania III’s attendance record! Or not… War, huh? What is it good for…?

Keep those comments coming, and feel free to email me at [email protected] Selected emails will be printed in a future edition!