It’s Rumble Sunday!
The road to Wrestlemania ★ begins this evening. Will our lord and saviour Roman Reigns defeat 29 other men to retain his world title or will something good happen?
Rumours abound that [spoiler-friendly name:] Ageist Aisles will soon be making his debut in WWE. Might tonight be the night?
Also, sports and stuff. Now talk, heathens!