TNA Slammiversary Thread

Tonight, live on the TNA Network, witness:
– Jeff Jarrett returning to main event a PPV in 2015 in a match where he's going to win and then not appear again for at least two months.
– Bob Ryder yelling at internet fans like Abe Simpson going after a cloud.
– A bunch of matches leading up to the title matches that were already taped but don't air until after this show!
Good thing it's only $9.99…oh wait, they want FIFTY BUCKS for this?  Never mind then.  Go with FIFA Women's World cup instead. Plus the governing body there is slightly less stupid and corrupt.