Thunder – February 2, 2000

Date: February 2, 2000
Location: Broome County
Arena, Binghamton, New York
Attendance: 2,323
Commentators: Mike
Tenay, Scott Hudson, Bobby Heenan
Reviewed by Tommy Hall
The big story tonight
is going to be the return of Hulk Hogan, who was casually announced
to be coming back on Monday during a Shane Helms vs. Norman Smiley
match. I’m not sure how much good Hogan can do to save this mess of
a show, but at least he’ll do boring stuff with some extra charisma.
Let’s get to it.

We open with the
standard recap of Nitro.
Here’s the NWO,
complete with Scott Hall, to open things up. Hall can’t quite get
HEY YO out so let’s look at the girls talking about what a sexy beast
Scott Steiner really is. That brings us to still acting Commissioner
Jeff Jarrett, who says that it’s still his job to make Sid miserable.
Therefore, tonight we’re getting Sid in Triple Threat Theater. You
cannot be serious. Like, tell me you didn’t just say that.
Somehow this is true,
and here’s the lineup: a submission match vs. Mike Rotunda, a
hardcore match vs. Rick Steiner and Caged Heat (could they at least
try to hide their cries of PLEASE WATCH OUR SHOW) against the Harris
Twins. Jeff repeats that he takes bribes, making me think this is
the result of a bet to see how horrible of a show they can possibly
put together.
The announcers run down
the card, which will have nine matches total. Three of these will
feature Sid Vicious. How much longer before this company goes out of
A limo arrives.
The NWO buys off
referee Slick Johnson.
Norman Smiley vs.
The Demon
a line I think I’ll be repeating a lot tonight, let’s get this over
with. Norman is in the Demon attire here but Demon comes out of his
coffin to start fast. Demon rips his gear off Norman, revealing
smiley face trunks. This earns Norman a suplex and a punch to the
face, followed by a lot of growling from Demon. A clothesline in the
corner staggers Norman, but he quickly goes behind Demon and hooks
the Conquest for the win.
Demon, ever the
salesman, shrugs off the submission and chases Norman to the back.
Lenny Lane and Lodi are
now to be called Lane and Idol and are collectively known as To
Excess. Yeah sure why not. As long as they drop the incest.
Sid Vicious vs. Mike
match because WCW thought making Kevin Sullivan booker was so
important that we don’t have the Radicalz anymore. There is however
one cool moment in this entire thing: an elderly woman is holding up
a sign that says “90 year old woman needs a hug” and Sid hugs
her. I know he’s annoying and being shoved down my throat but that
genuinely gave me a bit of a smile.
tries a go behind to start and gets elbowed in the face. Just like
at Syracuse back in ’81. Sid pounds away in the corner but misses a
running knee, allowing Mike to take him down and slap on a Figure
Four. That goes nowhere so Mike tries an STF but Sid quickly makes
the ropes. Back up and Sid hits a chokeslam but Mike but Mike hits
him low. Well in theory at least as the camera cut away, because all
of Ferrara and Russo’s schtick was fine but a low blow? That’s too
far. Sid escapes a fireman’s carry and slaps on what is supposed to
be a Crossface for the win.
doesn’t have much to say but would like to face Kidman again.
We finally get brackets
for the Cruiserweight Title tournament. These are updated after the
first three matches.
The Artist Formerly
Known As Prince Iaukea
Lash Leroux
Shannon Moore/Shane
Cruiserweight Title
Tournament First Round: Shane Helms vs. Shannon Moore
out process to start with Shane getting in the first big move with a
suplex. Shane bails to the floor for no apparent reason other than
to let Shannon dive onto him. That’s what a good bandmate should do.
Sometimes you need a guy you can trust to dive on you. I hear
that’s how Hall and Oates got together. Back in and Shane scores
with another suplex for two but walks into a crossbody for the same.
told that Madusa is in the building, freaking out Evan Karagias who
is in on commentary. That’s one thing I certainly don’t miss about
Russo’s time: not every match needs guest commentary. He LOVED that
idea. Shane counters a sunset flip and slams Shannon down again,
only to miss a corkscrew moonsault. Shannon’s big offense here? A
snapmare for two. Oh come on man. You need a role model. Like Matt
Hardy. Back up and Shane kicks him in the ribs but his neckbreaker
is countered into a backslide of all things to send Shannon to the
A snapmare and a backslide? REALLY? We went from Mysterio,
Guerrera, Malenko, Jericho and others tearing the house down to a
snapmare and a backslide? The match was watchable enough but man,
could we get more than one or two high spots in a match? Not a
horrible match given their lack of experience on this stage and
having about three and a half minutes.
hug it out post match.
Madusa tells the NWO
she wants a match tonight.
Hogan was in the limo.
Again, you would expect this to be treated as a bigger deal.
Hogan for the big return speech for a big ovation. It’s definitely
Hulk instead of Hollywood here, which is definitely the right move at
this point. Hogan talks about having a chat with Goldberg and Sting
about all the pre-taped scenes and the writers (oh geez) and now he’s
here to get something off his chest. He’s tired of a bunch of young
nobodies trying to act like they mean something. Ric Flair has been
talking about taking the business back and for once Hogan agrees with
brings him to Luger, presumably one of the young guys, who
immediately comes out with Liz. Luger thinks Hogan is a coward, just
like Sting who never comes out when Luger calls for him. We see a
clearly fake Sting (complete with a wig) coming to the ring but Hogan
jumps Luger before that can go anywhere. Liz gets an atomic drop
(with Hogan barely dropping her) and Hogan ducks a bat shot to send
Luger running. So that’s the co-main event at SuperBrawl I’m
Quick recap here: all
the rookies suck, and all the veterans are awesome, except for that
horrible Luger. This is the savior’s big return speech, where he
rips the youth apart and basically says everything since he’s been
gone has been a waste of time. Also, not a word about what happened
at Halloween Havoc, meaning we’re never going to get an explanation.
Kidman and Torrie have
the KidCam.
Jeff Jarrett talks to
Oklahoma about a women’s division. We’re really doing this again?
Kidman vs. Vampiro
vs. The Wall
The small guys go after
Wall to start with a spinwheel kick and double clothesline putting
him on the floor so we can have a talented (though worthless
according to Hogan) pairing. Vampiro suplexes him down but Wall
comes back in and blasts Vampiro in the back, followed by a gorilla
press drop to Kidman. The double teaming continues but Wall shrugs
off a cross body.
Instead, Torrie
distracts the crooked referee (at least he has good taste), allowing
Kidman to blast Wall with a chair. Those are completely no sold
(concrete over steel I guess) so Kidman throws the chair at Vampiro
and is immediately knocked to the floor. A chokeslam from Wall ends
Vampiro to finish a fairly packed yet quick match. So after Vampiro
and Kidman have two good matches, Wall gets the push. Raise your
hand if you’re surprised.
Sid is ready for
Lane and Idol want a
Tag Team Title shot but the Mamalukes aren’t interested.
Sid Vicious vs. Rick
match, and I can’t believe it but they actually bring up Sid
powerbombing Steiner through the stage a few months back. Who would
have guessed they could work a tape machine, let alone remember that?
Steiner tries to get smart and is almost immediately clotheslined
out to the floor. They fight into the crowd with Rick chucking a
chair towards ringside, nearly wiping out a fan or two in the
process. Maybe he can get fired! I’m willing to have a few fans
suffer to get rid of Rick Steiner.
Rick can’t entirely
suplex Sid onto a table but drops him on it anyway. Close enough I
guess. We hit the front facelock on the outside after a devastating
two minutes of not wrestling. A whip into the barricade and chair to
the back…..seemingly fire Sid up as he comes back with a chair of
his own and they head towards the entrance. Sid ducks for a backdrop
but someone blasts Steiner with a bat, allowing Sid to get an easy
So let’s get this straight: Sid won the title twice last week in
three matches in two days and now he’s having three matches in one
night after winning the title? Who writes these contracts? Hogan
only had to wrestle at three Starrcades out of the six he was around
for but Sid can wrestle seven times in four shows?
This Week In WCW
Hogan leaves.
Diamond Dallas Page
vs. The Machine
Now here’s an
interesting case. Throughout the night there have been vignettes for
the Machine, who is apparently coming. Machine was a masked man
named Emory Hale (also spelled Hail at times) who floated around WCW
for years because he had a great look and could conceivably be turned
into a good monster. The problem was that even after years of
training, he was one of the absolute worst workers in history. I
distinctly remember watching this match for one very infamous spot
and I’m curious to see if it’s as bad as I remember it.
gets a big, overblown entrance with a silhouette entrance with Hudson
wanting to know why the Machine is here. It’s not really that
surprising. Everything else in WCW is stuck in 1986 so why not bring
back the Machines? Machine shoves him into the corner a few times
but Page grabs some armdrags to put him down. There’s the discus
lariat followed by a Cactus Clothesline as Page is in full control.
This has been acceptable so far and Machine keeps the level up with a
low blow and snake eyes before jumping up and down to stomp Page on
the mat.
A Russian legsweep with
little snap gets two and a World’s Strongest Slam plants Page again.
Now here’s the big moment. Machine goes up top, in the corner on the
far left from the camera. That’s important as Page shakes the rope
to crotch him, but for some reason he shakes the rope facing the
entrance, meaning a rope that Machine wasn’t touching. This must
have thrown Machine off as he jumps halfway across the ring to crotch
himself on the ropes instead of just, you know, dropping down. Page
hits two more clotheslines (his fourth of the match) followed by the
floatover Diamond Cutter for the pin.
You know, bizarre spot aside, this wasn’t the worst match I’ve ever
seen. The problem here is they built Machine up as someone important
but Page beat him clean in four minutes. Page was getting back to
the style that worked so well for him so maybe putting him nearer the
top of the card could work. He’s old but at least he hasn’t been
near the top of the card for fifteen years or so and is relatively
Anderson says the Funk vs. Flair feud got him into wrestling. Wait
what? I’m not the best NWA historian in the world, but is there
another major Flair vs. Funk feud other than the one in 1989? I’m
sure they had matches before (I can find two World Title matches
between them in the early 80s and a tag match in 1985), but unless
I’ve never heard of it, they never did anything major other than
their famous matches. Anyway, Anderson respects both guys but he’s
wanting WCW to stand up to the NWO and wants the two of them to lead
the charge.
Villano IV vs. Tank
Meng is watching from
the back as the Villanos try twin magic and are both knocked out in
about a minute.
The Harris Boys talk
about being NWO and show why you never hear them speak.
Funk asks Anderson
whose side he’s on but Arn won’t answer.
Mamalukes vs. David
and Crowbar starts with the Bull. Disco is on commentary again and
asks a good question: why are these teams always paired together? As
the match we’ve seen a few times already continues, we see Daffney go
up to Ms. Hancock for watching the match, but let’s cut away from
that and see Crowbar hitting a slingshot splash for two. That’s not
the worst idea in the world.
comes back with a gorilla press drop and brings in Vito before it’s
off to David, who is brought in by Crowbar throwing him over the
ropes. Makes sense. David dances over to Vito and gets kicked in
the face for his efforts. Vito comes off as a Saturday Night Fever
enthusiast, which is possibly why I’ve always kind of liked him.
Vito drops a middle rope elbow for two and it’s back to Johnny. The
hiptoss into the powerbomb is enough to set up the tag back to Vito
as the beating continues.
goes back to the middle rope for a knee drop but David rolls away.
Granted he rolled towards the corner and hit Vito’s knee because the
idea of left and right is too complicated for him but at least he
tried. Crowbar comes in off the hot tag and everything breaks down
with Vito hitting the Impaler on David but Daffney offers a
distraction. In the melee, David hits Vito with the crowbar to give
Crowbar the fluke pin. Longest match of the night here at about
Disco brought up a good point: why are these teams always fighting?
Is there no one else that you can put in there against the champions
instead of Flair and Crowbar? You have a roster this big and they
don’t have a combination to put together against the Italians? The
match was watchable as long as Crowbar was in there and Vito was his
usual self.
Sid Vicious vs.
Harris Twins
is inside Caged Heat because that’s how WCW thinks it gets ratings.
They start fighting in the aisle and the Twins knock the World Champ
onto a table. That goes nowhere so they try this cage thing with the
Twins stomping away in the corner. A bunch of elbow drops have Sid
in even more trouble and they clubber him down to keep the advantage.
There is zero reason for this to be in a cage so far.
hit the chinlock less than three minutes in and my goodness just
close this company now. It’s early 2000 and I’m watching one of the
Harris Twins chinlock World Champion Sid Vicious inside Hell in a
Cell on a Wednesday in front of 2,300 people in Sid’s third match of
the night. Sid fights back, throws we’ll say Ron over the ropes and
powerbombs Don for the pin, wrapping this up in less than four
minutes, giving him a total in ring time of about ten and a half
minutes for three gimmick matches.
If you need an explanation, you fail as a wrestling fan.
Post match the NWO
raises the cage and comes in to destroy Sid as the cage….doesn’t
lower back, again defeating the purpose of the cage being there in
the first place. Steiner puts him in the Recliner and Sid gets spray
painted as Jarrett promises to make Sid miserable to end the show.
There was some good stuff going on with this show but my goodness
HIRE SOME NEW PEOPLE. WCW still had money at this point and there
had to be someone out there they could snatch up. I know the main
event is Valhalla and no one new is cracking into it, but get someone
new to fill out the midcard. It’s a bad show but the main event
stories are doing most of the damage. Oh and Hogan saying the young
guys are worthless. That was bad too.
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