despite the fact WWE has the support of the majority of wrestling fans,
there’s something relatively off about their biggest event of the year.
in the front row, and all the confetti, and the … no? Aw okay.”
like this weekend, like Axxess, like events such as The WWE Hall of
Fame and the overall big event at Levi’s Stadium, they make you
momentarily forget about the fact that Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns
haven’t had any real chemistry leading up to the big show.
makes you forget that the annual, all-important-sounding Andre the
Giant Memorial Battle Royal has now been reduced to a pre-show throwaway
match — as if it matters anyhow. After being completely misused for
nearly a year, Cesaro is a co-champion, teaming with Tyson Kidd and his
wife who only seems to be relevant when she’s on NXT.
make you forget that, after making a great, big deal out of Daniel
Bryan — only to see him vying for a title that’s become a punchline.
I must say that, as a resident (and native) of the good ol’ Silicon
Valley, I was blown away at how easily the city has handled this event.
The event was scheduled to begin at 5 PM (PST) which, let’s face it,
means you usually need to get off of work early or else you’re sitting
in traffic thick as mud. However, imagine my surprise when I discovered
that getting in was fairly easy. Getting near the Convention Center,
surprisingly routine and simple. Parking only took a few minutes as
though I’ve followed wrestling since the mid-80’s, I’ve never been to a
single WWE event or pay-per-view. I was kinda nerve-wracked because
part of me was here for the pleasure of being here and the other part of
me knew this was “work”.
been really cool to witness the buzz around the area in the last week.
You see the ads for this thing all over the place. Our bus and lightrail
system is plastered with the event poster stuff, you can see the little
pole flags all over the downtown area, our local radio and TV personalities have been interviewing various WWE Superstars…it’s been exciting.
Once Danielle and I got into the San Jose Convention Center lobby, it felt like home.
of the highlights of Axxess is interacting with the actual Superstars
of WWE. Originally, Danielle and I were going to buy VIP tickets which
would have entitled us to get signatures from the top stars like Roman
Reigns, Triple H, Daniel Byran and vets like Hulk Hogan, Sting and Rowdy
more, meeting them was almost like a great customer service experience.
They seemed interested to meet you, greeting you with a smile instead
of just signing your paper and taking a picture with a face made of
Russia. He’s just big. Gigantic. Wide freakin’ shoulders and barrel
chest. He always looked small on TV to me. Real life, it’s a different
didn’t get to meet him because Danielle and I went to meet Paige and a
couple of others instead and we missed our shot with him, but we saw him
walking around and he’s somebody you don’t want to meet in a dark
alley. He’s huge and menacing in real life — and we actually caught him
genuinely smiling and laughing with people. It was so strange to me
because, when we see these guys, you always think part of their
“character” must be derived from some part of them that’s buried deep
were two lines at each signing booth: the one for the regular general
admission ticket holders and the line for the disabled fans who used
canes, walkers and wheelchairs. Watching Rusev getting up, shaking
hands, kneeling down near a fan who was physically unable to get out
their chair and grinning from ear to ear really warmed my heart.
wore her Paige shirt to the event and stopped at her booth to get a
photo and her shirt signed. I told her I was gonna go get some pictures
and see if I could grab a few words from some of the stars.
I got up there, I told them, “I have nothing for you guys to sign…I
just realized that.” Konnor (at the table on the right — who also
reminds me a lot of a cousin of mine) gave me a grin and said, “Dude, we
you covered! No worries!” Viktor nodded and said, “Here you go, bro…”
while signing a piece of paper for me and passing it to Konnor. I took
my pic with them, shook their hands and said, “Hey…Tag champs in the
future?” Konnor smiled and said, “You know it, man! You’ll see!”
my way back, I bumped into “Macho Sam” who you’ll remember from our
WrestleMania Pre-Party report. If not, here’s the photo we took of him
at that event:
name is Sam Schmucker and, as it turns out, he’s a very kind Hawaiian
native with an affinity for cosplay. That’s par for the course at an
event such as this. Many fans come dressed in WWE merch or hold genuine,
gold-plated title belts — but Sam strives for accuracy. “I love
dressing as the Macho Man,” he says “But, now, it’s really special and
fitting since he’s being honored at this year’s Hall of Fame ceremony.”
doing the first go-round, I rejoined Danielle who was waiting in a
long, long line for Paige. I have to say that Paige is an absolute
blast. She’s down to earth and loves to bullshit. She treats every
single fan like a friend. She hugs, she flirts, she fucking swears. If
you flip her shit, she’ll hit you with the shovel you used to sling it.
She’s the ultimate badass Diva — and she’s sweet and unpretentious. Which is more than what I can say for a certain Diva who shows up less than Brock Lesnar.
She’s just too awesome. I can’t say enough good things about her. She even stayed a whole hour after her scheduled signing time because so many people wanted to see her. And what happened when her stage manager finally convinced her that she had to leave? Did she up and leave like Rusev and Jack Swagger?
She turned to everyone and said, “I have no choice…I need to go. I do
realize that I didn’t get to everyone…so, here’s the thing: I don’t
want to leave you all so I will go backwards through the line and gladly take a picture which each and every one of you — but only pictures. I can’t sign anything. Have your camera ready to go, yell my name and I will stop and take a picture with you.”
And she did it — still smiling and laughing with fans as she went. I didn’t get one, but Danielle did.
did score a nice bonus with being sixth-to-next in line: Rosa Mendes
was the next Superstar to be assigned the booth, so we got a nice pic
with her as well:
a quick food break at the concession stand, Danielle and I ventured
over to the NXT show that was going on. Turns out NXT was having a short
tournament to determine who is going to the pre-show Andre battle
was nice to see JoJo doing the ring announcer thing. Glad that she
wasn’t completely destroyed by the hellish suckage that is Total Divas.
watched Tyler Breeze take on Finn Balor, which was a lot of fun. If I
were WWE, I’d pull all of the guys featured into the majors.
tourney would eventually come down to Balor vs. Hideo Itami with Itami
coming out the victor, a nice moment capped off by Itami being
congratulated by Japanese wrestling legend, Tatsumi Fujinami. So, we’ll
see Itami at the Andre Battle Royal.
this, Danielle and I went to visit Adam Rose and Sin Cara. When we got
there, Danielle told Adam Rose that The Bunny needs to be put under
control. Without missing a beat, Rose said, “I’m so glad you said that!
I’ve told him that a million times! This is MY SHOW!”
moment of the night came shortly after Itami’s win over Balor. Michael
Cole came to the ring (to a loud chorus of boos, MIGGAL!) and introduced
Triple H. Behind him was an object with a long, dark cover over it.
Beforehand, Cole reminded us all of the Ultimate Warrior induction into
last year’s Hall of Fame, which was followed by inexplicable tragedy the
very next day when he passed away. Cole said that they were here to pay
tribute to Warrior.
H would spend about the next five minutes gushing about Warrior and how
he was an inspiration to everyone. He touched upon their differences,
stating that he was glad that, with age, came wisdom. He was happy that
the two of them were able to discover that wisdom and maturity to patch
up their differences.
received “WARRIOR” chants and started to visibly break down. She would
nearly lose it when Michael Cole and Triple H unveiled WWE’s tribute…a
Dana gave a speech, commending WWE for their care after Warrior’s
passing and, praised Triple H, himself, calling him, “This bad guy right
here.” Warrior thanked all the fans for the years of support and
promised that Warrior would live forever no matter what.
that, the Warrior Family paid tribute to Warrior by grabbing the top
rope and shaking it wildly while Warrior’s music pumped over the
this, Danielle and I made a stop at the WWE WrestleMania Museum which
featured the wardrobe and props used by various WWE Superstars and
personnel as well as historical photos, magazines and video. The
wardrobe for Warrior and Randy Savage, alone, were worth the
2) “Oh, look: he gets the entire set-up and Sting gets a dinky little cameo…figures…”
DID feel terrible: I gushed over Jake, telling him how I watched him
when I was a kid and that my favorite storyline was when he feuded with
Rick Martel…and I barely paid attention to Ivory who was
sitting next to him. Poor woman even injected herself into the
conversation by saying, “That’s why we’re here…we jog your memory.”
She smiled sweetly and I said, “Yeah, you all do. Thank you, Ivory.”
shrugged and said to her, “Yeah…or we completely lose our memories
and struggle to remember this stuff because we’re ancient!” Both of them
laughed and asked if I wanted a photo…to which I said, “Hell, yes!”
have to say that both of them have aged well. Danielle got a photo,
too. She met Ivory and told her she was beautiful, then told Jake that
he was proud of him for everything he’s done in his career — especially
outside the ring. (A reference, of course, to overcoming his addiction
issues.) She said that he was an inspiration to so many people,
including herself. He thanked her and she got a photo.
so, that was Day 1. Tonight, it’s back to Axxess for more fun, followed
by the Hall of Fame on Saturday, WrestleMania at Levi’s on Sunday and
RAW on Monday…