happens between John Cena and Brock Lesnar…but my question is this:
are they telegraphing a Cena heel turn? Does Cena suddenly take the
place of Lesnar and join Paul Heyman?
cannot shake this feeling that something huge is gonna happen at Night
of Champions. Obviously, I think we’re a bit late for a Triple Threat or
Fatal Four-Way alteration to the Cena/Lesnar thing.
cannot see, for the life of me, Brock Lesnar retaining the title at
Night of Champions. Also, I cannot see Cena winning the title back after
Lesnar reigns. So, obviously, this might be the Triple H/Daniel Bryan
screwjob moment when Cena ends up with the title and Rollins cashes in.
was a user, last week, who suggested that Vince, Triple H and Creative
were trolling the audience, doing whatever the hell they wanted to prove
that the fans would watch anything they put on screen.
it would stand to reason that there may be no rhyme or reason for
anything we’re seeing in the current regime. It’s either that or Vince
is doing one thing while Triple H is doing another and what we’re seeing
is the battle of clashing creative minds.
Anyhow, feel free to add your two cents in the comments or just say I’m fucking insane.
I like it rough and I’m easy.
Have at it.
are LIVE(!) from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, a place WWE is so proud to
be broadcasting from, the announcers can’t even bring themselves to
tell you that’s where they’re at!
Michael Cole and Byron Saxton are the usual suspects on the mics.
Look out: Cole has BREAKING NEWS:
- Roman Reigns will face Seth Rollins at Night of Champions!
- Randy Orton will face Chris Jericho at Night of Champions!
Seth Rollins is out to the ring to do his usual weekly promo.
Crowd wastes no time with the YOU SOLD OUT chants. Rollins wants to
welcome the fans to “Where Are They Now?” He puts members of The Shield
up on the Jumbotron. Where are they now? Let’s start with Dean Ambrose.
He says that Ambrose is awesome…but he made a mistake going against
that, it’s clips of the Curb Stomp through the cinder blocks on RAW a
month ago. Rollins laughs at what he sees. He asks where Ambrose is now.
Nobody knows, he says. Nobody cares. Ambrose was a feral animal who
needed to be put down. This brings him to Roman Reigns. He says that all
he heard when he was part of The Shield was that Roman Reigns was going
to be future of wrestling.
says he is responsible for Reigns. He created him. At Night of
Champions, he will destroy his own creation. We get clips of last
night’s RAW when Reigns got triple-teamed by Orton, Kane and Rollins
inside the steel cage. Rollins says that brings everyone to HIM. He is
the future of WWE.
out Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. Colter says that Rollins isn’t anything
to remember. Then names a bunch of famous Americans. Colter says
Rollins isn’t an architect or a Real American. He’s a sell-out. He makes
everyone do WE THE PEOPLE in order to show Rollins that America is
united against him. Really? Colter treads that line between
semi-heartfelt and that crazy Right Wing fringe uncle who shows up at
all your family holidays, takes criticism of the country way too
seriously and talks, ad nausem, about how minorities and gays are
ruining the country because Obama.
by Swagger to start and Rollins sends him out of the ring. After a
break, Swagger is in control and pulls Rollins out of the ring, ramming
Rollins’ back into the barricades. Rollins gets back into the ring and
drops Swagger’s neck into the ropes, then kicks him in the face, getting
a two-count. Rollins stomps Swagger in the corner, then hits a
clothesline. Rollins locks Swagger in a bit of a modified Cobra Clutch.
Swagger tries to break it but Rollins sends him into the buckles and
splashes him. Rollins goes top rope but Swagger catches him and hits a
Belly to Belly and shoulderblock. Big Boot to knock down Rollins.
Swagger goes for the
then hits a Spinebuster for a near fall. Swagger goes for a German
Suplex but Rollins counters with an Enzuguri. Rollins beats on Swagger
and kicks at him as he’s draped on the second rope. Swagger comes back
with the Patriot Lock but Rollins gets to the ropes and is forced to
break. Rollins tries to shoulderblock Swagger but Swagger catches him
and rams him into the turnbuckle. Swagger attacks him in the corner but
Rollins manages to knock Swagger off the ropes and to the mat,
head-first. Curb Stomp ends it at 9:00.
Slater is backstage with Titus O’Neil. Titus is pissed that Adam Rose
has beaten him twice. Titus says they’re going “Wabbit Huntin'”, like in
Looney Tunes. Titus says, “Let’s hop to it” and Heath hops out like a
rabbit. Ain’t he a stinker?
hits a shoulderblock but Ryder comes back with a dropkick, sending
Cesaro out of the ring. Cesaro trips him while outside and Ryder lands
on his knee. Cesaro starts working on it but Ryder breaks out and
retreats to a corner. Cesaro misses a dropkick in the corner and Ryder
hits a Broski Boot, sending Cesaro out of the ring. Ryder hits a
Springboard Splash to the outside and the action moves back inside the
ring. Ryder jumps at Cesaro but Cesaro catches him and hits the Cesaro
Swing, getting about four spins before hitting a Crosslock for the win
*. Sheamus gets to wrestle Seth Rollins while Cesaro gets to prove
himself against Rusev’s table scraps. Brilliant booking.
Young jumps out of her inter-dimensional portal from Ditzyland and
congratulates Cesaro. She pretty much calls the victory easy. Cesaro
mentions that Ryder “is a former champion”, so at least there’s that.
He’s gonna prove that he’s the King of Wrestling at Night of Champions
remember Megan the Trainer? Whatever happened to that brilliant
showcase of writing brilliance? Anyone care to comment? Anybody?
Rose’s Rosebuds try to fire up the crowd with the dumb Rose song — and
nobody in the crowd bites. Titus hits a backbreaker as the Bunny comes
hopping to the ring. Heath crawls under the ring to catch the Bunny by
surprise — and the fucking Bunny hits an Enzuguri on Slater. Rose rolls
up a distracted Titus for the win at 2:02.
goes first against who I would assume is Diego. He puts Diego to the
mat and tags Konnor. They hit a double shoulderblock as Saxton is
impressed with the Ascension’s tactics. Cole actually says “Yeah, but
The Ascension is taking on the veteran Los Matadores.” There’s a tag to
Fernando and a slight comeback but Konnor puts him in their corner and
tags in Viktor. They hit chest slaps and put Fernando to the mat for a
one-count. Tag to Konnor. The crowd yells to get a table. Fernando tries
to make a tag but Konnor clotheslines the shit out of him and tags
Viktor. Viktor locks the head. Fernando breaks free and ends up
in the corner, then hot tags Diego but nobody cares. Diego gets a nice
body drop and dropkick on Viktor, then hits a HUGE clothesline on a
comeback rush out of the corner on an Irish Whip. Air attack by Diego
misses. Konnor gets back in the ring, they wipe out Fernando and hit The
Fallen Man for the win at about 4:00.
**. Mostly no-bullshit. Adam Rose didn’t need to be here. Tonight could
have been a longer showcase for The Ascension…but I get it.
Er, that’s it.
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